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Published: 2014-12-11 01:05:16 +0000 UTC; Views: 4788; Favourites: 72; Downloads: 0
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They search all over for the messiah homo...Their special gift is a few hand-grenades!
Saving the world from 2000 years of bullshit!
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He's the "Shouldn't Have Been Born Faggot!"
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The eternal quest of the kings!Β
I will help you Unwise kings to seek this "New Born" Faggot!Β
and at no cost of yours, I will help you in honor of see the legends told TRUTH!Β
and to defeat the evil that is.....WELL I don't know I fell asleep when they were explain that par- BUT NONE THE LESS! I will be of great use....since I am some what of a "Faggot" myself!Β
like....really I'm kinda a faggot....BUT AREN'T WE ALL?Β
If you so do accept my help I have a friend! He might be the "New Born" Faggot you seek!Β
so do you accept my offer of assistants? Non-Noble ones!Β
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Guards! Slay this silly person!
Or at least push him to the ground!
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Sadly, the faggot would later martyr himself to his cause by shoving an entire cross up his ass and dying. All the flamboyant flamers around the world mourn this day.
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Ah yes, the "escaped lunatic" posters foretold us of your arrival!
*discreetly calls the crazy house*
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The artillery and fighter-bombers warned of our approach also...Nothing like a big entrance!
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They did'nt find him tho, so they just gave it all to Al Queerda.
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"All" being a total nuke strike!
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ZOMGAWDS Such ISLAMOPHOBICZ
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When they stop gunning down cartoonists, I'll stop trolling their beards!
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lol, more like when they stop gunning people down in general
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It's the reason they gets no respect!
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Well that, and a bit of horrible death sentences given out to women and children for ridiculous rules and laws that has been there since man took it's first shit..
And also a bit of vom inducing intimicy with animals, namily camels and goats.
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OMG! Our poor widdle religions are under attack by atheist evils!
We only have billions of members, and are threatened by some nerds and a few scientists!
PS
GOD SEZ GIVE YOUR MONEY AND KIDS TO THE BEASTHOOD, I MEAN PRIESTHOOD!
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We nords actually despise their entire movement. I'd say i'm one of the more mercyful ones in daneland.
In daneland we appreciate good manners and proper behaviour over ethnicity and religion.
a shame our politicians and government are greedy, weak, spineless quran-suckers.
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Same as in the UK, man!
Our own evil lizards talk about tolerance, but like true
bronies lose their shit and go bomb the brown folks!
We need Odin to return and take command!
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Oh, did i say "we nords"?
Of course i can only speak for Denmark. I dont believe there'll be any worries about Norway, since they're all crazy heretics and knife murderes there, but i've heard little birds singing that the swedes has sucked complete dong and has bloomed into full quran fuckers!
So frightening to think about~
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Ah, don't believe the mind-warping lies of nationalist lizard robe wizards!
Mooslums are just everyday folk. Like all fandoms, they have a small faction of dicks.
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Oh, i dont mind the sandniggers. Hell, without them i would'nt be able to get my kebab.
What i DO mind is that the white population of sweden is openly joining ISIS.
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It's lucky that Sweden has not picked up a gun since 1705.
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Dude.
Denmark.
Same shit ;_;
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Hey! You guys polished the nazi's boots to killer shine during WW2 - !
Blinded the sausage scoffing scoundrels!
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Shining boots wont turn the swedes back into manliness, man TT_TT
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Only embracing Odin's power once more and reforming the real Entombed will bring back the glory days!
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Mighty odin stop the cuckening, and bring back this noisy 90's band!
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Bring back the first two albums!
Screw the rest. It's all indie fag music.
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Ahh, yes. The saddest rule to aaaall music: Only the first matters. The rest is shit.
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Sometimes bands taste the success, stop being angry, turn gay, etc.
It's an injustice (for all)...
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I would'nt really mind bands going sellout, if they'd just fucking DROP the labeled music genre, change their band name and quit hiding it all behind "musical experimentation" as soon as they start sucking corporate dick!!
That album IS an injustice. How ironic.
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I'm totally on the same page on this, Brother!
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ZOMG, TOTES IN SYNC KVLT-BROS
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Still an equal opportunity offender, eh?
Carry on!
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Indeed!
Next stop is mo-ham-head with a uzi 9mm!
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To bad they didn't have wire hangers back then
aww too far?
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Not too far, go further!
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Three mighty kings of nothing with the spontaneous miscarriage of something... (maybe a donkey raped pegasus ?)
Anyway great work ! And LOL Chris chan looks so high XD
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Better than the king of genocide and priest rape!
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Just follow the shining starak in the sky, it shall be thy guide!
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All Religion is mental enslavement
, Lies and Inversion!
(Good And Evil)
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Go back to Reddit.
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The greatest of all lies, created for the peasants.
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the-conquerors.deviantart.com/β¦
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I never said any of the religions are superior, I think all holy-extremists are dicks.
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Totally. That's why I'd never treat an entire group like shit for the deranged crimes of a few.
i.e. Not every Christian is a raging homophobe that rapes altar boys, not every Muslim is a terrorist that beheads reporters and kills women,Β etc. etc. etc.
As for the Westboro Baptist "Church" and suicide bombers, fuck 'em.
It seems to me that people (mostly from the "first world", I noticed) cling to this because religion is just the "popular" thing to whine about.
Man, why can't people complain about awful things that MATTER- like pollution and CIA sanctioned torture?
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I agree with your line of reasoning here...The religion is just an idea, a book on a table.
The sick, psycho humans are the factor that carries out the crimes and injustice...
Just one of the many problems we have to overcome in order to progress...!
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Thanks. And you're right. There are plenty of crooks and psychos out there, and religion is just one of many things they tend to hide behind, though political ideology is more common these days.
On another note, I have no tolerance for people who use their religious stance as a basis for denying civil liberties and blocking the development of new laws/policies (such as the legalization of same-sex marriage, the use of contraceptives, and/or the choice to get an abortion).
My country has a separation of church and state for a reason, and I'm sick of so-called lawmakers (and lobbyists) ignoring that.
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