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Published: 2014-12-11 01:05:16 +0000 UTC; Views: 4794; Favourites: 72; Downloads: 0
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Description They search all over for the messiah homo...
Their special gift is a few hand-grenades!
Saving the world from 2000 years of bullshit!
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curtsibling In reply to ??? [2014-12-19 09:21:16 +0000 UTC]

Another factor is that obnoxious need some of these guys (and girls) have to spread their mind-viruses.
When questioned about their evangelism, they will say; "But, I have to give the good news to everyone!"
As if they cannot help it. Pure bollocks! Anyone can stop themselves from doing such activities...
Even the German soldier in WW2 could refuse orders, even if he got shot. Every person can choose!

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Cosmic--Chaos In reply to curtsibling [2014-12-23 02:31:50 +0000 UTC]

Definitely. If you choose not to proselytize people about a belief or lack thereof, it's highly unlikely that you'll be punished for it.

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JewBringer In reply to ??? [2014-12-11 20:57:43 +0000 UTC]

In Chivalry Medieval Warfare, I fight at Masonic Order side against holy Agatha dix Knights: chivalry.wikia.com/wiki/Mason_…

& there possible play as King Malric: www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7yphQ…

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curtsibling In reply to JewBringer [2014-12-11 21:47:23 +0000 UTC]

I prefer Mount and Blade!

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JewBringer In reply to curtsibling [2014-12-11 21:50:00 +0000 UTC]

To each his own .

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JewBringer In reply to ??? [2014-12-11 14:07:55 +0000 UTC]

Your Queen with your baby scorpdk.deviantart.com/art/131…

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curtsibling In reply to JewBringer [2014-12-11 17:24:34 +0000 UTC]

That whore has been cheating!
My baby would be half octopus!

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JewBringer In reply to curtsibling [2014-12-11 19:21:17 +0000 UTC]

She has dominant genes, obviously the same .

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JewBringer In reply to ??? [2014-12-11 13:29:48 +0000 UTC]

FAYGOTBORN ! ! ! . i.imgur.com/JhfrE.png

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FeverDreamRomance [2014-12-11 11:08:48 +0000 UTC]

Anyone who's read the secret gospel of mark knows that Jesus was gay (he stays the night with a scantily clad youth and teaches him "the mystery of the kingdom of god". that's got to be the best euphemism for sex I've ever heard. Now if only those fundamentalists with their "god hates fags" signs would listen.

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curtsibling In reply to FeverDreamRomance [2014-12-11 11:16:03 +0000 UTC]

Like the other big three monotheisms, christianity hates women. They can't even
face up to their main man being born from a vagina, so they invent immaculate
conception to keep "icky girl stuff" out of the equation! Such gay old men!

Christianity, Islam and Judiasm would be less of a historical flustercuck if they
only came to terms with sexuality the same way the Eastern religions did. Like
the Hindus, with their god taking the form of a married couple, for instance...

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Jagrebu In reply to ??? [2014-12-11 06:34:02 +0000 UTC]

Mad king, lulz king, aspie king, lawl.

Oh, dude, you should do some CWC mocking art as how he is now. He's in his "tomgirl" AKA a tranny phase now. Much lulz, very disturbing, such manboobs, wow!

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curtsibling In reply to Jagrebu [2014-12-11 09:30:04 +0000 UTC]

It's on the way, dude - Don't worry!

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Jagrebu In reply to curtsibling [2014-12-12 18:13:36 +0000 UTC]

Awsm!

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Captain-Torr In reply to ??? [2014-12-11 05:10:04 +0000 UTC]

Honestly I don't get it. Are you taking a stab at Christianity? If so I find it in bad taste. If not it is a funny illustration.

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curtsibling In reply to Captain-Torr [2014-12-11 09:29:43 +0000 UTC]

Well, I find the crusades and christian support for the holocaust in bad taste.

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Captain-Torr In reply to curtsibling [2014-12-11 15:17:29 +0000 UTC]

Then you obviously do not no enough about true Christians or know any. Granted anyone can be deceived as are many Christians that get wrapped up in worldly affairs. There never was christian support for the holocaust any one who claims to support it while follows Christ are by there very nature at odds with God. A lot of good Christians fought to eliminate Nazism, my Grandfather being one of them, he stormed Omaha beach. As for the crusades that was more to do with Catholicism and the greed of European powers, not necessarily Christianity. So in closing I see that you just want to hate my faith based on the flimsiest of evidence and reason. I suppose I have to drop you from my watch list even though I like your work. Too bad really you have a good talent.

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curtsibling In reply to Captain-Torr [2014-12-11 17:36:55 +0000 UTC]

OK, Sir - !

Very well. De-watch me if your mental programming is stronger than the desire to accept the hard facts.
All religions are just a fable to make you fall into line and accept your lowly place licking the boots of the elite.
Doesn't matter what you delude yourself to think...You either wholly accept the lie or your tune it out...

Wake up, dude. If you want to fool yourself, great. But don't assume because I can see through the madness
that I know nothing about christianity. The fact that denounce it is exactly because I understand their games.
After all, I am not stopping your right to believe. I however, reserve the full right to speak as I please!

There is nothing you can do about that.
Good luck and good day!

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Captain-Torr In reply to curtsibling [2014-12-11 17:52:03 +0000 UTC]

Wasn't trying to change you. I'm just simply a messenger. Yes believe whatever you want, that is the mark of a free society. After all you have free will, I believe God gave us free will. To either accept or reject. Again I wasn't trying to change you, that is obviously a waste of time.
One question however, would you have given this treatment to the prophet Mohammad?

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curtsibling In reply to Captain-Torr [2014-12-11 20:27:47 +0000 UTC]

As I said, I have no wish to make people give up their belief...I value freedom above all, sir.

And yes, I would denonuce such muslim mind-slavery too. Same goes for judaism, hindus, ect.
I don't pick favourites when it comes to humans using religion to control.

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Captain-Torr In reply to curtsibling [2014-12-11 21:40:39 +0000 UTC]

Agreed.

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KingGlory In reply to ??? [2014-12-11 04:59:35 +0000 UTC]

I wonder what they'll find on their travels.

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curtsibling In reply to KingGlory [2014-12-11 09:26:23 +0000 UTC]

A ton of slain furries, many dead ponies, and Jon-Tron's severed head!

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KingGlory In reply to curtsibling [2014-12-11 17:13:55 +0000 UTC]

No not JonTron! Oh well that's life.

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ForeverLurker In reply to ??? [2014-12-11 04:39:45 +0000 UTC]

Is Godbear watching over them?

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curtsibling In reply to ForeverLurker [2014-12-11 09:25:38 +0000 UTC]

I hope so! He can watch his spawn being burned!

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Bhiggo In reply to ??? [2014-12-11 04:25:26 +0000 UTC]

They bring Mould, Frankfurters, and a copy of "Murr."

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curtsibling In reply to Bhiggo [2014-12-11 09:25:06 +0000 UTC]

And a fake beard..."You'll need this for later, kid!"

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jflaxman In reply to ??? [2014-12-11 03:33:45 +0000 UTC]

Still newborn after 2000 years? Is that the stench of duplicity?

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curtsibling In reply to jflaxman [2014-12-11 09:30:52 +0000 UTC]

Indeed! The rancid aroma of sicko fairy stories!

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VoidStalker23 In reply to ??? [2014-12-11 03:22:21 +0000 UTC]

Why do I imagine the people in the comments are singing.

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curtsibling In reply to VoidStalker23 [2014-12-11 09:24:40 +0000 UTC]

Because xmas is near! Goodwill hunting to all men, and all that!

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VoidStalker23 In reply to curtsibling [2014-12-12 23:09:09 +0000 UTC]

New Years resolution should be todays resolution.

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curtsibling In reply to VoidStalker23 [2014-12-12 23:58:14 +0000 UTC]

My resolution is to submit artwork to the Adventure Time comic for real!

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VoidStalker23 In reply to curtsibling [2014-12-13 03:51:54 +0000 UTC]

Legitimately?

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curtsibling In reply to VoidStalker23 [2014-12-13 09:40:02 +0000 UTC]

For serious, yep!

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VoidStalker23 In reply to curtsibling [2014-12-13 23:34:43 +0000 UTC]

Have a happy holiday, man.

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shaunC In reply to ??? [2014-12-11 03:06:06 +0000 UTC]

'But all we got was this retarted social justice warrior. He's a Blue Bear that wears a hat'... 

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curtsibling In reply to shaunC [2014-12-11 09:24:13 +0000 UTC]

Oh, next image much?

If only you could know how on the money you were!

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shaunC In reply to curtsibling [2014-12-11 21:40:11 +0000 UTC]

I think I'm starting to think like you a bit too much... 

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curtsibling In reply to shaunC [2014-12-12 08:14:30 +0000 UTC]

No stalking, now!

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PLCTheCd [2014-12-11 02:47:05 +0000 UTC]

Great, the end of the world is near!

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Dewani90 [2014-12-11 02:25:43 +0000 UTC]

it will be a long travel, make sure to bring some plutonium, the new messiah needs his radiation to do miracles.

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curtsibling In reply to Dewani90 [2014-12-11 09:31:41 +0000 UTC]

His miracle being to disentegrate before our eyes!

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Themaverickman In reply to ??? [2014-12-11 02:16:27 +0000 UTC]

Lol CWC

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TheEliCash In reply to ??? [2014-12-11 01:27:17 +0000 UTC]

Shouldn't Chris Chan be bald by now? Or is that his wig when he became a Buffalo Bill-type transvestite?

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curtsibling In reply to TheEliCash [2014-12-11 09:31:10 +0000 UTC]

He has a nice bald spot under that crown!

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Crowstitch In reply to ??? [2014-12-11 01:15:54 +0000 UTC]

I don't understand this but it's still hilarious XD

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curtsibling In reply to Crowstitch [2014-12-11 01:18:48 +0000 UTC]

Well, in the bible fanfic, the three wise kings sought out some freak called Jeebuz...

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Crowstitch In reply to curtsibling [2014-12-11 01:41:12 +0000 UTC]

Oh...

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