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Nightshock And The Breed

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                                        "All Mutants Day."

                                  A short story collaboration
                                   By Silent J and The Scribe

     "With great power, comes great responsibility. And free peanuts. "
      - Unknown Mutant

    WHAT IF MUTANTS RULED THE EARTH???

On the little island of Genosha, now known as the official capital of the world, today was a day of great jubilation, especially for the children. Children of all nations came to see the great liberator of all mutant kind, Magneto. Magneto, the great leader of all "free" mutants, took some time out of his schedule to make an appearance at the local mall of Genosha. You see, today of all days was "All Mutants Day", the day where Magneto and the Brotherhood was honoured for saving mutantkind from the oppression of the humans. Also on this day, Magneto would encourage the younger mutants to embrace their powers and their mutant heritage, not to feel ashamed of them. But this time was a little bit different. During his visit to the mall, he and Mystique were doing a meet & greet with the kids, until they reached an area to talk with the children one on one. As he was sitting down, children were lining  up to take turns talking to him. the first to come up was a little girl, and Magneto asked her: "And what is your name?" To which she answered: "My name is Catherine." Then he said: "What's your 'real' name Catherine?" "Hyper", she answered. "And what can you do?" he asked. "I can do things really quickly." "And are you proud of your powers?"  "I guess so, I get teased for 'em sometimes", she said to him. "Now you just remember, you're a god amongst insects, don't let anyone tell you any different." He did the same with the rest, telling them the same thing. Then this one little boy came up to him. He sat on his lap, had a big smile on his face, and then Magneto asked him: "Hello young man, and what is your name?" He said: "Nathan." "What's your real name Nathan?" A question he'll soon regret asking. "Sandwich Boy", he answered him. A little puzzled by the boys response, he dared to asked: "And.... what can you do?" He answered him: "I can make sandwiches by eating mayonnaise." As Mystique rushed to the rest room, Magneto (trying to keep his lunch down) continued with the boy. "Re-really?", he asked. "Yes sir", he answered proudly, "If I eat a jar of mayo, I can make five sandwiches." "Interesting", Magneto said to him, trying not to keel over. "And if I eat a gallon..." "Oh my ..." Magneto thought to himself, coming to the "point" of no return. "... I can make a dozen of sandwiches, and they do what I say, if I eat more mayonnaise of course", he continued. Holding everything in, he said to him: "You-yo-you're a god amongst insects, don't let anyone tell you any different." After giving him a hug, he want on his way. "Mystique", he said. "Where do they find these kids?" "If you think he was bad..." she said to him. "...just wait 'til see the next kid." A grim look came over his face as the next kid darted at him. The last thing heard was a big ol' "SQUASH!!!! "

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Nightshock And The Breed

                                             Ripples

                                        "All Mutants Day."

                                  A short story collaboration
                                   By Silent J and The Scribe

     "With great power, comes great responsibility. And free peanuts. "
      - Unknown Mutant

    WHAT IF MUTANTS RULED THE EARTH???

On the little island of Genosha, now known as the official capital of the world, today was a day of great jubilation, especially for the children. Children of all nations came to see the great liberator of all mutant kind, Magneto. Magneto, the great leader of all "free" mutants, took some time out of his schedule to make an appearance at the local mall of Genosha. You see, today of all days was "All Mutants Day", the day where Magneto and the Brotherhood was honoured for saving mutantkind from the oppression of the humans. Also on this day, Magneto would encourage the younger mutants to embrace their powers and their mutant heritage, not to feel ashamed of them. But this time was a little bit different. During his visit to the mall, he and Mystique were doing a meet & greet with the kids, until they reached an area to talk with the children one on one. As he was sitting down, children were lining  up to take turns talking to him. the first to come up was a little girl, and Magneto asked her: "And what is your name?" To which she answered: "My name is Catherine." Then he said: "What's your 'real' name Catherine?" "Hyper", she answered. "And what can you do?" he asked. "I can do things really quickly." "And are you proud of your powers?"  "I guess so, I get teased for 'em sometimes", she said to him. "Now you just remember, you're a god amongst insects, don't let anyone tell you any different." He did the same with the rest, telling them the same thing. Then this one little boy came up to him. He sat on his lap, had a big smile on his face, and then Magneto asked him: "Hello young man, and what is your name?" He said: "Nathan." "What's your real name Nathan?" A question he'll soon regret asking. "Sandwich Boy", he answered him. A little puzzled by the boys response, he dared to asked: "And.... what can you do?" He answered him: "I can make sandwiches by eating mayonnaise." As Mystique rushed to the rest room, Magneto (trying to keep his lunch down) continued with the boy. "Re-really?", he asked. "Yes sir", he answered proudly, "If I eat a jar of mayo, I can make five sandwiches." "Interesting", Magneto said to him, trying not to keel over. "And if I eat a gallon..." "Oh my ..." Magneto thought to himself, coming to the "point" of no return. "... I can make a dozen of sandwiches, and they do what I say, if I eat more mayonnaise of course", he continued. Holding everything in, he said to him: "You-yo-you're a god amongst insects, don't let anyone tell you any different." After giving him a hug, he want on his way. "Mystique", he said. "Where do they find these kids?" "If you think he was bad..." she said to him. "...just wait 'til see the next kid." A grim look came over his face as the next kid darted at him. The last thing heard was a big ol' "SQUASH!!!! "

                                                           FIN