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                     Legendary Character Society
      Presents:

       Darkseid vs. Apocalypse

In
              "Battle for the Harmonics
       of life!!" "Welcome sports fans to the first edition of the LEGENDARY CHARACTER SOCIETY!!! I'm your host, Dante Getherham, coming to you live from the L.C.S. Headquarters on top of Mt. Shazan in the Gi'ven Dimension. We have a great battle in store for you, but lets hand it over to my un-paid interns: Johnny Somebuddy and Matt Simmers!!"
Johnny Somebuddy: "Did he just call us 'Interns'?"
Matt Simmers: "I heard 'un-paid'..."
Johnny Somebuddy: "Well anyway... Hello there everyone!! I'm Johnny
Somebuddy!"
Matt Simmers: "And I'm Matty Simmers!!"
Johnny Somebuddy: "And welcome to.... 'The Legendary...'"
Matt Simmers: "Uhh dude? They just announced that..."
Johnny Somebuddy: "Ohh... right. Well, it's a wonderful day here in
the middle of space, on an asteroid, in a 'Cosmic Proof Dome'. We sit here
in our 'Corruption Proof Booth' in a mountain near the arena, eagerly
awaiting our two combatants to arrive..."
Matt Simmers: "Yeah.. Let's see who we're dealing with!"


APOCALYPSE:
Real Name: En Sabah Nur
Weight: 300 lbs. (Sometimes more, sometimes less..)
Height: Normally around 7 ft. (can grow to any size..)
Powers: Molecular manipulation, immortality, superhuman strength, speed, agility,
        endurance, reflexes, and durability, teleportation, energy manipulation,
        technopathy,  psionic powers...(to name a few..)
Intellect Level: Genius (smart ain't he?)

ASSOCIATES FOR
THE BATTLE:

MR. SINISTER:
Real Name: Nathaniel Essex
Weight: 285 lbs. (The cape adds the extra pounds..)
Height: 6'5" (yeah, with his platforms on...)
Powers: Superhuman strength, durability and longevity, telepathy,
telekinesis, molecular manipulation
Intellect Level: Genius
Specialties: Gifted Bio and genetics engineer; responsible for the genetic
        creation of the Four Horsemen, and the Infinite Army.
Workforce: The Nasty Boys, Optic Crawlers

THE FOUR HORSEMEN:

Alter-ego Name: WAR
Real Name: Mikhail Rasputin
Weight: 225 lbs.
Height: 6'1" (What?? He's smaller than Sinister?!?!?)
Powers: Matter manipulation, energy blasts, creation of interdimensional portals
Horseman ability: The ability to turn weapons against their enemies.

Alter-ego Name: PESTILENCE
Real Name: Nils Styger (a.k.a Abyss)
Weight: 162 lbs. (Light weight...)
Height: 6'4" and variable (Still shorter than Sinister??)
Powers: Dimensional form, dimensional transportation, shapeshifting
Horseman ability: Houses different diseases in his dimensional "plane" that he can
        release at any time.

Alter-ego Name: FAMINE
Real Name: Holocaust
Weight: 240 lbs. (Wow.. He's that big and weighs that??)
Height: 6'3" (Do I even need to say it?)
Powers: Superhuman strength, agility,  durability, energy blasts, life-force
        absorption, phasing and shape-shifting crystalline exo-armor
Horseman ability: Dries out the air and plant-life around him, to near  desert
        levels.

Alter-ego Name: DEATH
Real Name: Warren Worthington III (a.k.a Angel or Archangel)
Weight: 150 lbs. (Hunky, huh ladies?)
Height: 6' (Really??)
Powers: Metal wings, flight, speed, projection of razor sharp feathers, healing
        factor, enhanced strength, aerial adaptation, peak physical attributes
Horseman ability: Wing of Death; neurotoxin in his feathers can cause paralysis,
        if hit by too many at once, it can cause the victim to go into a coma.


Johnny Somebuddy: "Wow!! That's some line-up!!"
Matt Simmers: "Yeah man! Now lets see how the other guys match up!"



DARKSEID:
Real Name: Uxas (Too cool for last names huh?)
Weight: 1815 lbs. (Holy...!! Lay off the twinkies man!! How do you not fall
        through the floors?!?)
Height: 8'9" (Wow! What has he been eating? Oh yeah...)
Powers: The Omega Force, strength, Speed, movement,
endurance, psionic & energy powers, immortality, flight, possession, corruption,
        shapeshifting, invulnerability, telekinesis, shadow control & shadow creation,
        telepathy.
Specialties: Commands an army of loyal Parademons and military forces.
Intellect Level: Genius (Didn't we see this before??)

ASSOCIATES FOR
THE BATTLE:

DESAAD:
Real Name: Desaad
Weight: 152 lbs. (My grandmother weighs more than you!!)
Height: 5'11"
Powers: Brilliant inventor of weapons and torture
devices, immortality
Specialties: Being a coward, lackey for Darkseid.
Intellect Level: Smart (He's ok, unless he ticks off Darkseid)

GRANNY GOODNESS:
Real Name: Granny Goodness
Weight: 256 lbs. (That's gotta be a typo...)
Height: 5'10" (Shorty...)
Powers: Superhuman strength, reflexes,  stamina, durability and speed; ability to
        use Apokoliptian technology without being consumed by it.
Specialties: Breaking little children's wills, and turning them into slaves for
        Darkseid.
Intellect Level: Average to Smart (I suppose so...)

KALIBAK:
Real Name: Kalibak
Weight: 810 lbs. (That seems about right..)
Height: 7'9" (Pretty tall, for a sloucher..)
Powers: Superhuman strength, durability, endurance, speed, agility and reflexes;
        immortality, healing factor
Specialties: Uses a Beta club, skilled combatant.
Intellect Level: Little to none (That says it all...)

STEPPENWOLF:
Real Name: Steppenwolf
Weight: 203 lbs.
Height: 6'
Powers: Expert military leader and tactician, enhanced
strength, agility, speed and endurance, expert in the handling
of animals
Specialties: Wields electro-axe, expert combatant.
Workforce: Intergang Elite
Intellect Level: Smart (Good strategist, me thinks...)

THE FEMALE FURIES:

LASHINA:
Real Name: Lashina
Weight: 225 lbs.
Height: 6'6" (With her heels on..)
Powers: Super strength, durability, and speed
Specialties: Whip weapon proficiency, uses electrically charged whips for her
        weapon of choice.
Intellect Level: Smart (Yes... Yes she is....)

STOMPA:
Real Name: Stompa
Weight: 330 lbs. (Sturdy..)
Height: 5'8"
Powers: Super-strength and durability, can create earthquakes by stomping her
        boots.
Specialties: Anti-matter boots for creating earthquakes.
Intellect Level: Smart (I'm pretty sure...)

MAD HARRIET:
Real Name: Mad Harriet
Weight: 146 lbs. (Skinny...)
Height: 5'10"
Powers: Superhuman strength and durability
Specialties: Wields energy-claws called "power spikes" which can harm even the
        most powerful metahumans in the DCU.
Intellect Level: Instinctive (Maybe...)



Johnny Somebuddy: "Whoa!! That's some 'heavy ordinance' they got over
there!"
Matt Simmers: "Yeah man! Yikes!! It looks like we're gonna have a good
fight today! Or night! I'm not sure what time of day it is..."
Johnny Somebuddy: "But I know its time to say hello to the first arrival
to the arena!"
Matt Simmers: "'Ahh good, our first catch of the day!'"
Johnny Somebuddy: "Nice Imperial reference Matt! But first up we have
Apocalypse's 'robust' forces teleporting down to the very special rock
castle we made for him. And there appears to be something following them down...
It looks like a.... Like a... Whoa!!!"
Matt Simmers: "Its like a giant missile just landed behind them. But its
more like a portable factory, now that the smoke's cleared."
Johnny Somebuddy: "Apocalypse seems to be pleased with the state of his
army progressing on to the field."
Matt Simmers: "Yessiree! That factory is churning out legions of
soldiers to get ready for the coming battle as we await.....What is that?!?!"
Johnny Somebuddy: "The ground is shaking!! And with good reason! That's a giant 'Boom Toob' opening up in the arena!"
Matt Simmers: "I think that's 'Boom Tube' John John.."
Johnny Somebuddy: "Right... Anywho, Darkseid has just stepped out of the
portal, looking mad as sin."
Matt Simmers: "I think he always looks like that.."
Johnny Somebuddy: "And determined! His armies are now traveling through
the Tube to there own castle to prepare for the battle."
Matt Simmers: "Ugh!! There's an ugly man coming out of the... Oh wait,
that's a woman. My mistake.."
Johnny Somebuddy: "Apparently, from my 'Who's who list', that is
Granny Goodness."
Matt Simmers: "Ain't nothin' good about that granny.."
Johnny Somebuddy: "That's true.. It looks like Darkseid has assembled
all of his forces on the field now, with his son Kalibak on the lead Dragon tank,
and the rest of the his 'militia' is in the castle."
Matt Simmers: "Yep! Now lets take some time to explain the prizes of
today's event: first, 'The Anti-Life Equation' from the DCU that
will enslave anyone's will to that of whom controls it. Second, 'Harmonic
DNA' from the Marvel Universe that will give the user of it the ability
to be virtually invincible. So as the battle begins, lets see who makes the first
move."
"Charge!!!!", Kalibak yelled at the top of his lungs, signaling the order
to attack.
Johnny Somebuddy: "And Darkseid makes the first strike. Man, those tanks
are moving with authority down the battlefront."
Matt Simmers: "And Apocalypse seems to notice that too. He just sent out
his flying drone units to counter attack. And they're picking up speed!"
Johnny Somebuddy: "They're about to intercept each other, and...."
BOOOOMMMMM!!!!!
Matt Simmers: "And the fireworks are a-go!!! The drones are laying down
an awesome display of suppressive fire to the tanks. But the tanks are firing back
with their own impressive mortar attacks! Both sides are taking massive damage
from their attacks. Just about half of Darkseid's tanks are gone, and the drones
are pounding them back to their castle."
"My lord, our forces are being decimated by the pale-faced one's troops. What
are we to do?", Desaad said disappointedly.
"Silence! I always have a plan in motion..", Darkseid said, eyes raging at
what he was hearing.
Johnny Somebuddy: "Hey Matt. Have you seen Kalibak?"
Matt Simmers: "Now that you've mentioned it, I haven't.. Wait, there he
is!! He's still on his tank, waiting for something it seems."
Johnny Somebuddy: "All the drones seem to be converging on
his location. Apocalypse must want to get him out of the game early."
"Huuuh......", Kalibak grunted, with a smile on his face before saying:
"NOW!!!!!"
BOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!! AGAIN!!!!!
Matt Simmers: "Wow!!! Kalibak just exploded his tank with the whole
fleet of drones around it!! Radical!!"
Johnny Somebuddy: "Kalibak is laughing at the carnage he just
caused."
Matt Simmers: "Me too!"
"Never doubt me again Desaad, or my patience with you will finally run out...
Now, send out the infantry, we have to strike quickly."
"Yes.. Lord Darkseid...", Desaad quietly replied.
Johnny Somebuddy: "What-oh! Darkseid just sent the pawns to battle."
Matt Simmers: "And Apocalypse rebutted with his Infinite Army. Ohh, this
is gonna be good!"
Johnny Somebuddy: "And the forces just engaged each other in battle!!
Blasters and cutlery are flying everywhere in every which way."
Matt Simmers: "They seem to be deadlocked in combat though; no one has
an edge."
"Great Darkseid, our forces are stalemated in the battle. For what purpose did
you send them out?", Granny Goodness asked the dark one.
"To see what forces this 'Apocalypse' carries with him. I'm
not impressed. Send the Parademons.." "But Darkseid, what about my Furies? They
would be more than a match for..." "Are you questioning my orders?", he said
with his eyes glowing red. "No..no.. SEND THE PARADEMONS!!!!", she
shrieked.
Johnny Somebuddy: "And like an homage to the 'Wizard of Oz', the
Para-monkey thingy's are flying from the castle, armed to the teeth with weaponry
galore, seamlessly wiping out the majority of soldiers on the field."
Matt Simmers: "Even their own guys!! Man, this guy is sick!!"
Johnny Somebuddy: "Well whatever he is, his plan is working. Just about
all of Apocalypse's soldiers are gone."
Matt Simmers: "How in the world is he gonna battle back from this?"
"Now??", Sinister asked. "NOW!!!!!", Apocalypse answered him,
with authority. "Excellent! Release the Optic Crawlers!!", he yelled.
Johnny Somebuddy: "Whoa!! Something just teleported onto the
field!!"
Matt Simmers: "Its like an amalgamation of Nightcrawler's body with his
and Cyclops' Powers!"
Johnny Somebuddy: "Whatever they are, they're tearing up the Monkey
thingy's! Bamfing and blasting the crap outta the Parademons and their
infantry!"
Matt Simmers: "Ohh! One just bamfed onto the back of a Para-monkey, and
blasted it in the face!! Brutal!!"
Johnny Somebuddy: "And deadly. The 'Mutant Creature' militia is
still not helping the battle though. It's a standstill just the same."
Matt Simmers: "Wowzers.. I kinda think that they're testing each other
out by launching the small fry first, saving their best for last."
Johnny Somebuddy: "You know I think you're right.. Its like a game of
cosmic chess."
Matt Simmers: "But with more at stake."
"Darkseid!! Why are we wasting our time with this trivial dance? This
accomplishes nothing!", Steppenwolf said furiously. "Calm yourself
Steppenwolf, the battle is a diversion for your Intergang Elite soldiers to
infiltrate Apocalypse's fortress, and claim his defeat.", Darkseid answered,
assuring Steppenwolf of the fruition of his plans. "I see... And would you like
me to personally oversee this 'raid' on his castle?" "By all means..."
"Good.. Finally some action..", he said while walking away with a grin.
Johnny Somebuddy: "Wonder what's going on in Apocalypse's camp?"
Matt Simmers: "Let's send a hidden camera over to find out..."
"The battle goes well, Apocalypse. But its too easy, like the whole ground
battle is a distraction for something bigger", Archangel said while pacing
through the planning room. "It is my horseman. It was apparent from the start.
This 'Darkseid' has a superiority complex; he likes to send in the weak to
wear down his opponent's defenses, and then to send in the strong to deal the
final blow. But the fool doesn't realize the powers at which he is dealing
with", Apocalypse answered, calming the doubts of his horseman.
"APOCALYPSE!! Darkseid has sent some of his forces to storm the castle!", War shouted as he burst through the door. "I had suspected this would happen. Call Sinister, and tell him to be ready!", Apocalypse retorted.
"Yes Apocalypse."
Johnny Somebuddy: "Now let's see what Sinister is doing.."
Matt Simmers: "Hopefully something good.."
"Ahh yes, here's that sample I was looking for.." "Mr. Sinister!!" "What is it War?" "Apocalypse said to be ready for an attack by the enemy on the castle." "I
understand. Leave me.." "Yes sir." "George.. George!" "Yes Mr. Sinister?",
Gorgeous George replied. "George, gather up the other boys. We need to stop an
invasion force before they reach the castle." "You got it boss man! Hey guys, we're on!!" "Yeah!!", the Nasty Boys shouted before heading outside.
Johnny Somebuddy: "And on the heels of that, Steppenwolf and his gang are climbing the walls as we speak. And Sinister is there to greet them."
"Hello there.. Are you lost?" "No, we're here to finish you off!!",
Steppenwolf said. "I don't think so mate!", George said, grabbing his hand.
"Elite! Take them!!" "Boys, they're all yours!"
Matt Simmers: "Sweet!! It's a fight between the Nasty Boys and the Intergang Elite!!"
Johnny Somebuddy: "And its looking good! Hairball just beaned the leader of the Elite with an assist from Slab!"
"Hairball gonna make sure ya don't get back up!!", he said while standing over the Leader of the Elite. "You tell 'em Ball!!", Slab added.
Matt Simmers: "Dang John!! Steppenwolf and his 'Elite' just
somehow pulled an 'episode 5' and are dominating the Nasty Boys by launching a plasma grenade at the Boys' feet!!"
Johnny Somebuddy: "An 'Episode 5'??"
Matt Simmers: "Yeah you know, 'The Empire Strikes Back'?"
Johnny Somebuddy: "Ohhhh....."
Matt Simmers: "Anyway, as the old man here tries to keep up with modern
culture...."
Johnny Somebuddy: "Hey!!"
Matt Simmers: ".... Lets get back to 'Storm the castle!!', the
series!!"
"I need a new plan of action.. Ahh! Ruckus!!" "You called boss?", Ruckus said while walking up a flight of stairs. "Ruckus, I need you to lend your 'wonderful voice' to the battle." "It would be my pleasure", he said as he swaggered onto the main balcony, where the battle was being waged. "Hello, hello!!!", he said as the battle raged on. "The problem with this crowd is that you have to shout over their heads to get a word in edgewise!", he said to himself before he geared his head back, taking in a huge amount of air and releasing it in a thunderous, cyclone-like scream:
"AAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Johnny Somebuddy: "Whoa!!! A blast of screaming like something just hit
Steppenwolf and his gang, and knocked them off of the castle!"
Matt Simmers: "Wow!! That's some scream!! Steppenwolf seems to be out,
but his gang is still fighting though."
Johnny Somebuddy: "And Darkseid looks to be steaming over in his castle."
Matt Simmers: "Yep! Molten Rock Man doesn't like what he is seeing."
"AAAGGGHHH!!", he groaned before vaporizing a statue with his Omega Beams, nearly hitting Desaad. "Something troubling you Lord Darkseid?" "I grow tired of this archaic warfare. Granny, send your Furies.." "At once Great Darkseid! Girls!! Its time!!" "Yes Granny..", they said in unison. "Excellent. Now the endgame begins."
Johnny Somebuddy: "Well, Darkseid just sent out Granny Goodness' Furies, along with Kalibak to the castle. They're picking up great speed as they pass the
'Para-Crawler' skirmish. The Nasty Boys just finished off the 'Gang' as the Furies got in their sights."
Matt Simmers: "And the Boys are moving in to take them on.. But I'm not
sure if that's a good idea." "No!", Apocalypse said, restraining Archangel. "Not yet.. Lets see what they can do."
Johnny Somebuddy: "Mad Harriet took the lead charge for the Furies. She and the Nasty Boys are about to have a head on collision! Annnddddd......Holy.....!!!"
Matt Simmers: ".....Monkey Butt!!! There's a lot of dust on the field,
we're waiting for it to clear... Holy.....!!!"
Johnny Somebuddy: "......Monkey Behind!!!"
Matt Simmers: "Way to ruin the joke Johnny..."
Johnny Somebuddy: "The dust has cleared, and Mad Harriet is standing over top the unconscious bodies of the Nasty Boys!!"
Matt Simmers: "She's just smiling as the rest of the Furies catch up. Ugh! That creepy smile..."
"Now Apocalypse?" "Yes my Horseman, now!" "Finally.. Horsemen of Apocalypse! The fight is Nigh!!!", Archangel shouted as he, and the other Horsemen flew to where the Furies and Kalibak now stood. "Harriet!! Be on the ready!", Lashina ordered. "Stompa, Kalibak, watch out for War and Famine, their looks can be deceptive." "I do not take orders from a woman!", Kalibak rudely shouted. Lashina cracked her whips at Kalibak a few times before saying: "You wanna run that by me again?" "Hmm... As you wish... field commander", he begrudgingly replied. "Here they come!!!"
Johnny Somebuddy: "The Horsemen and The Furies are really tearing into
each other! Harriet is fighting Pestilence, Stompa is fighting War, Kalibak is fighting Famine, and Lashina is fighting Death."
Matt Simmers: "A match made in New Genesis..."
Johnny Somebuddy: "Are you sure you've got the right planet?"
Matt Simmers: "Does it really matter?"
Johnny Somebuddy: "No, not really.."
Matt Simmers: "I thought so.. But back to battle.. Stompa just 'stomped' on War's chest, while Pestilence just released 'the plague' on Harriet, knocking her unconscious. Famine and Kalibak just blasted each other, and while we wait for the dust is clear, Lashina and Archangel are locked in combat." "Submit you wingless freak!!", Lashina said, choking Archangel with her electro-whip. "Never witch!!!", he retorted in pain.
Johnny Somebuddy: "He just broke free from her grasp and flew up into
the air and started firing off his feathers at Lashina!"
Matt Simmers: "Hey!! The dust just cleared! Famine and Kalibak are both
knocked out! What a pity, I was hoping they would go at it for a few rounds. Oh well!"
Johnny Somebuddy: "Despite that.. Lashina is defending her tail off from
Archangel's attacks! She's swatting away his feathers with her whips like they were gnats!"
Matt Simmers: "Its complete chaos out there! Ain't it just grand?!? Yeah, I said it..."
Johnny Somebuddy: "Not to Apocalypse and Darkseid though..."
Matt Simmers: "Yeah, they must be fuming!"
"I've had enough of this pitiful exercise..", Darkseid said while gazing at
the on-going battle. "Goodness! Finish this.." "Me great Darkseid?!?", she
said apprehensively. "Yes... you...", he said, his eyes heating up fiery red. "Of course.. At once!!!", Granny squawked while running to the front door of the castle.
Johnny Somebuddy: "Whoa whoa whoa whoa... whoa there!! Is that Granny Goodness flying out on the field?"
Matt Simmers: "That sagging bag of crap is actually going to fight?!? I have to see this!!!"
Johnny Somebuddy: "I wonder how Apocalypse is gonna counter this one?"
Matt Simmers: "With something funny I hope..."
"Sinister. Dispatch this pest!" "Yes Apocalypse. This should be quite amusing!!", Sinister replied with wicked delight. Tapping a sequence of buttons on his wrist device, he teleported down to the field to meet the Good Granny. "Well, well, well.. What do we have here? A mutation of a horse, a cow, and dried out steak gone horribly wrong??" "Look who's talking.. An albino matchstick Royal Flush Gang wannabe.." "How... Dare you?!?", he said before he blasted the old woman into a rock face.
Johnny Somebuddy: "Ohh! That's gotta hurt!"
Matt Simmers: "Yeah, the rock... That poor, poor rock..."
Johnny Somebuddy: "But it doesn't look to good for the Goodness..."
Matt Simmers: "...........Really?.... As I shake my head in disbelief..The battle rolls on.. Granny got back on her feet and just pounded Sinister in the head with Kalibak's beta club! I don't know what's worse, being hit in the head with that thing or knowing what type of germs are on that thing..."
Johnny Somebuddy: "Great.. Now that's stuck in my mind..."
Matt Simmers: "Sorry.. But there is some good news. There are just four main fighters left in the arena! Lashina, Archangel, Mr. Sinister, and Granny Goodness! One's gotta wonder, what's left in the big bosses plans?"
"Its time...." "Desaad, prepare my armor...", Apocalypse and Darkseid said as they prepared for the final battle to come...
Johnny Somebuddy: "The fight seems to be dwindling down to just these four combatants... The Para-monkeys and the Furry Militia are down, the military forces on both sides are defeated, and their 'champions' are all but expired.."
Matt Simmers: "Yeah man! That's like about it, for the battle! Unless there's someone or thing left that we don't.."
Johnny Somebuddy: "Ohh!! Lashina just wrapped her whips around Archangel's neck, and shocked him into submission! He's out like a candle."
Matt Simmers: "But won't Lashina be surprised when she finds that plasma grenade behind her..."
THOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!! "Oops, guess not, he he he..."
"Take that Sheila! Ugh..", Gorgeous George said before passing out.
Johnny Somebuddy: "It looks like she'll be fine, only most of her hair is gone..."
"AHHH!!!!"
Matt Simmers: "Ouch..."
Johnny Somebuddy: "How is she gonna explain that one to her hairdresser?"
Matt Simmers: "Static electricity in the air messing up her 'do'?"
Johnny Somebuddy: "........."
Matt Simmers: "What?!?!"
"Lashina!! Help your Granny dear!!!" "Yes Granny", Lashina replied obediently.
Johnny Somebuddy: "And 'Lashie' has joined the fight of Sinister and Granny!"
Matt Simmers: "Granny G just uppercut Mr. S on his chin, knocking him back into Lashina's whips. Ohh! He's getting shocked thoroughly!"
"Ahh!", Sinister yelped after being released. Turning to Lashina, he said with spite: "Begone from my sight!"
Johnny Somebuddy: "OHHH!! Sinister just backslapped Lashie into parts unknown!!"
Matt Simmers: "'Lashie!! Come home!!!' Hehe..."
Johnny Somebuddy: "You are a mess, you know that right?"
Matt Simmers: "Every day!!"
Johnny Somebuddy: "Right.... Anyway, its all come down to Sinister and
Goodness. Who both seem to be tiring out a little bit."
Matt Simmers: "They've been fighting each other for a while now. Sinister's laying the smackdown on Granny, and Granny's coming back by pounding that club on his head!"
Johnny Somebuddy: "Then Sinister's been blasting Granny into rock walls and the ground, while Granny has been flinging herself at Sinister at full force!"
Matt Simmers: "Ugh... That woman, and flinging... Now its in my head!!
UGH!!"
Johnny Somebuddy: "Sinister just slammed Granny into the dirt!! I don't
think she is getting up."
Matt Simmers: "Yeah! Its been about three minutes, and she hasn't come
to! I think its all over...."
Johnny Somebuddy: "Wait!! Sinister just fell down, exhausted from battle!!"
Matt Simmers: "Now who wins??"
Johnny Somebuddy: "Whoa!! Something just made a crater in the field near where Sinister and Granny are!"
Matt Simmers: "IT'S DARKSEID!!!!!"
Johnny Somebuddy: "He leapt all the way from his castle to Apocalypse's!!"
Matt Simmers: "Whomp-oh!! Sinister just tried to blast Darkseid in the
back of his head!! And it did nothing... Dang! Now Darkseid just turned to him, and his eyes are glowing!"
"What a foolish attempt at spending your last moments of life, 'trying' to hurt me... It's a mistake you soon won't be making again...", he said, getting ready to fire his Omega Beams at Sinister.
Johnny Somebuddy: "He just fired them off!! The beams are bending and twisting while suspended in the air, finding their target with incredible speed!"
Matt Simmers: "Sinister looks like he's made his peace.."
Johnny Somebuddy: "The Beams are right there, and......"
BBOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!
Matt Simmers: "There's too much smoke and dust to make anything out down the..... WHOA!!!! Sinister is ok!! Apocalypse stood in front of the blast and saved him!!""Thank you my friend....", Sinister said before passing out."You will be avenged Sinister.. I swear it..", Apocalypse said, standing over Sinister's now unconscious body. "So you are my adversary in this war of mights! I had expected more from you, given your reputation Darkseid.." "Apocalypse.. Funny, my home world is named the same. And just like it, you too will bend to my will!", he said while clinching his fist. "You are foolish as you are ugly. You actually try to compare your power to that of the Apocalypse??" "I'm not comparing, I'm telling you it is so.." "Your savage idealistic ways stand a chance against the superiority of my genius!" "You dare try to trifle with me, you insignificant human whelp!!" "I am not human, worm.....", he said, kicking Darkseid square in the chest, straight into a nearby rock face, "I am beyond them, as I am beyond you!" Darkseid groaned a little after prying himself out of the rock and said with a smile: "I think I'm going to enjoy this..." He then leapt back to Apocalypse, his fist clenched and ready to inflict as much pain as he could. And it connected, hard...
Johnny Somebuddy: "Oww!! Apocalypse just got socked in the jaw by Darkseid!! Knocking him back a couple of feet!"
Matt Simmers: "'Socked in the jaw?' That's real old school!"
Johnny Somebuddy: "You know it! Apocalypse seems a bit winded after that punch, but he's back to his feet."
Matt Simmers: "And how!! He just rammed into Darkseid, running him into the same rock as before!!"
Johnny Somebuddy: "Darkseid broke the hold Apocalypse had on him, kicked him in the gut and 'hog tossed' him into a nearby rock base!!"
Matt Simmers: "Ohh! That ought to mess up that pretty face of his!"
Johnny Somebuddy: "Dang!! Apocalypse returned the favor by uppercutting D-seid in the ribs! He just kneed Darkseid in the face! He got back up and threw Darkseid into a pillar!"
Matt Simmers: "But he's not done yet! Apocalypse punched that tall pillar and rocks are coming down hard on Darkseid!!"
Johnny Somebuddy: "He's starting to walk away, smiling at his victory.."
Matt Simmers: "But wait! The rocks are moving!"
"No! It's impossible!!"
Johnny Somebuddy: "Darkseid emerged from the pile of rocks!"
"Did you really think that would stop me?"
Matt Simmers: "Has anyone noticed that this asteroid isn't breaking up from all this action?"
Johnny Somebuddy: "Apocalypse is dumbfounded, but he's on his guard."
Matt Simmers: "What is gonna stop these guys?!?"
"Now.... You will taste my full fury!!", Darkseid said, with his eyes glowing brighter than they had before!
Johnny Somebuddy: "MAMA!!"
Matt Simmers: "Did you just say 'Mama'?"
Johnny Somebuddy: "Yes I did! Darkseid just shoot a mega-Omega Blast at Apocalypse!! No twisting or bending, just straight!"
Matt Simmers: "But Apocalypse isn't going down either! He's doing some blasting of his own, actually matching Darkseid's energy output!"
Johnny Somebuddy: "They're evenly matched in their energy blasts!"
Matt Simmers: "And its starting to build up, creating an energy nexus! A vortex of energy ready to explode!"
Johnny Somebuddy: "Its about to explode right......"
BBOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!
Matt Simmers: "Wow! I say that a lot huh? Anyway, that blast created a giant sandstorm! I can't make heads or tails of what's going on down there, but it looks like the both of them are still standing.."
Johnny Somebuddy: "And they are just staring at each other.."
Matt Simmers: "Maybe they're trying to predict what the other will do?"
Johnny Somebuddy: "Or maybe they're catching their breath.."
"You do realize that you can not win against me?", Apocalypse said, breathlessly. "I always win..", Darkseid said, breathless and confidently. "Like your battles with Superman??"
Matt Simmers: "Darkseid must be infuriated by what Apocalypse said, cause he's charging at him like a mad bull!"
Johnny Somebuddy: "And now its become a fist fight! And Darkseid started it by giving Apocalypse a right hook!"
Matt Simmers: "And Apocalypse responds by giving Darkseid a good left! Man! Its back and forth between those two!!"
Johnny Somebuddy: "They're not letting up in their punches!"
Matt Simmers: "But Apocalypse looks like he's getting tired of the stalemate."
"I've had enough of this!"
Johnny Somebuddy: "Apocalypse just turned his right arm into a giant mace! Ohh! He just swung at Darkseid, knocking him face first into another rock face!"
Matt Simmers: "Darkseid got out of the mountain quickly, but what is he doing?!?"
"Now... I'm mad..."
Johnny Somebuddy: "Whoa!! Darkseid just slammed his fists into the mountain, carving a perfect circular piece out of the face. And he's launching it into Apocalypse!!"
Matt Simmers: "Dang man!! It flattened him like a pancake!! And Darkseid now is walking away smiling."
"Loser..."
Johnny Somebuddy: "Wait, wait! The giant circle is moving!!"
"No..."
Matt Simmers: "How in the world is this guy still alive?!?"
"FOOL!!!!!!!", he said as he picked up the giant rock, "INNNSECT!!!!"
Johnny Somebuddy: "He just sent the rock careening into Darkseid!! It buried him in the middle of the mountain he carved the rock from!"
Matt Simmers: "But he's not done yet!!"
"I'm going to make sure this time that he doesn't get up again!!!"
Johnny Somebuddy: "Apocalypse just went to one of the ends of the mountain. Oh my... He's lifting up the side on the mountain that's spilt!! He's insane!!!"
Matt Simmers: "No way!! Darkseid is on the side, picked up the other piece!! They're gonna throw the mountains at each other!!!"
"AHHHHHH!!!!!" "YEAAAAAAAAA!!!!"
BBBBAAAAMMMHHHHHH!!!!!
Johnny Somebuddy: "NO!! NO!!!! They've both collided the pieces into each other!!!!"
Matt Simmers: "There's too much smoke to see anything going on down there!! Wait! Some of it's clearing! I can see something! And the winner is!!!!!!!!!!!........"

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                     Legendary Character Society
      Presents:

       Darkseid vs. Apocalypse

In
              "Battle for the Harmonics
       of life!!" "Welcome sports fans to the first edition of the LEGENDARY CHARACTER SOCIETY!!! I'm your host, Dante Getherham, coming to you live from the L.C.S. Headquarters on top of Mt. Shazan in the Gi'ven Dimension. We have a great battle in store for you, but lets hand it over to my un-paid interns: Johnny Somebuddy and Matt Simmers!!"
Johnny Somebuddy: "Did he just call us 'Interns'?"
Matt Simmers: "I heard 'un-paid'..."
Johnny Somebuddy: "Well anyway... Hello there everyone!! I'm Johnny
Somebuddy!"
Matt Simmers: "And I'm Matty Simmers!!"
Johnny Somebuddy: "And welcome to.... 'The Legendary...'"
Matt Simmers: "Uhh dude? They just announced that..."
Johnny Somebuddy: "Ohh... right. Well, it's a wonderful day here in
the middle of space, on an asteroid, in a 'Cosmic Proof Dome'. We sit here
in our 'Corruption Proof Booth' in a mountain near the arena, eagerly
awaiting our two combatants to arrive..."
Matt Simmers: "Yeah.. Let's see who we're dealing with!"


APOCALYPSE:
Real Name: En Sabah Nur
Weight: 300 lbs. (Sometimes more, sometimes less..)
Height: Normally around 7 ft. (can grow to any size..)
Powers: Molecular manipulation, immortality, superhuman strength, speed, agility,
        endurance, reflexes, and durability, teleportation, energy manipulation,
        technopathy,  psionic powers...(to name a few..)
Intellect Level: Genius (smart ain't he?)

ASSOCIATES FOR
THE BATTLE:

MR. SINISTER:
Real Name: Nathaniel Essex
Weight: 285 lbs. (The cape adds the extra pounds..)
Height: 6'5" (yeah, with his platforms on...)
Powers: Superhuman strength, durability and longevity, telepathy,
telekinesis, molecular manipulation
Intellect Level: Genius
Specialties: Gifted Bio and genetics engineer; responsible for the genetic
        creation of the Four Horsemen, and the Infinite Army.
Workforce: The Nasty Boys, Optic Crawlers

THE FOUR HORSEMEN:

Alter-ego Name: WAR
Real Name: Mikhail Rasputin
Weight: 225 lbs.
Height: 6'1" (What?? He's smaller than Sinister?!?!?)
Powers: Matter manipulation, energy blasts, creation of interdimensional portals
Horseman ability: The ability to turn weapons against their enemies.

Alter-ego Name: PESTILENCE
Real Name: Nils Styger (a.k.a Abyss)
Weight: 162 lbs. (Light weight...)
Height: 6'4" and variable (Still shorter than Sinister??)
Powers: Dimensional form, dimensional transportation, shapeshifting
Horseman ability: Houses different diseases in his dimensional "plane" that he can
        release at any time.

Alter-ego Name: FAMINE
Real Name: Holocaust
Weight: 240 lbs. (Wow.. He's that big and weighs that??)
Height: 6'3" (Do I even need to say it?)
Powers: Superhuman strength, agility,  durability, energy blasts, life-force
        absorption, phasing and shape-shifting crystalline exo-armor
Horseman ability: Dries out the air and plant-life around him, to near  desert
        levels.

Alter-ego Name: DEATH
Real Name: Warren Worthington III (a.k.a Angel or Archangel)
Weight: 150 lbs. (Hunky, huh ladies?)
Height: 6' (Really??)
Powers: Metal wings, flight, speed, projection of razor sharp feathers, healing
        factor, enhanced strength, aerial adaptation, peak physical attributes
Horseman ability: Wing of Death; neurotoxin in his feathers can cause paralysis,
        if hit by too many at once, it can cause the victim to go into a coma.


Johnny Somebuddy: "Wow!! That's some line-up!!"
Matt Simmers: "Yeah man! Now lets see how the other guys match up!"



DARKSEID:
Real Name: Uxas (Too cool for last names huh?)
Weight: 1815 lbs. (Holy...!! Lay off the twinkies man!! How do you not fall
        through the floors?!?)
Height: 8'9" (Wow! What has he been eating? Oh yeah...)
Powers: The Omega Force, strength, Speed, movement,
endurance, psionic & energy powers, immortality, flight, possession, corruption,
        shapeshifting, invulnerability, telekinesis, shadow control & shadow creation,
        telepathy.
Specialties: Commands an army of loyal Parademons and military forces.
Intellect Level: Genius (Didn't we see this before??)

ASSOCIATES FOR
THE BATTLE:

DESAAD:
Real Name: Desaad
Weight: 152 lbs. (My grandmother weighs more than you!!)
Height: 5'11"
Powers: Brilliant inventor of weapons and torture
devices, immortality
Specialties: Being a coward, lackey for Darkseid.
Intellect Level: Smart (He's ok, unless he ticks off Darkseid)

GRANNY GOODNESS:
Real Name: Granny Goodness
Weight: 256 lbs. (That's gotta be a typo...)
Height: 5'10" (Shorty...)
Powers: Superhuman strength, reflexes,  stamina, durability and speed; ability to
        use Apokoliptian technology without being consumed by it.
Specialties: Breaking little children's wills, and turning them into slaves for
        Darkseid.
Intellect Level: Average to Smart (I suppose so...)

KALIBAK:
Real Name: Kalibak
Weight: 810 lbs. (That seems about right..)
Height: 7'9" (Pretty tall, for a sloucher..)
Powers: Superhuman strength, durability, endurance, speed, agility and reflexes;
        immortality, healing factor
Specialties: Uses a Beta club, skilled combatant.
Intellect Level: Little to none (That says it all...)

STEPPENWOLF:
Real Name: Steppenwolf
Weight: 203 lbs.
Height: 6'
Powers: Expert military leader and tactician, enhanced
strength, agility, speed and endurance, expert in the handling
of animals
Specialties: Wields electro-axe, expert combatant.
Workforce: Intergang Elite
Intellect Level: Smart (Good strategist, me thinks...)

THE FEMALE FURIES:

LASHINA:
Real Name: Lashina
Weight: 225 lbs.
Height: 6'6" (With her heels on..)
Powers: Super strength, durability, and speed
Specialties: Whip weapon proficiency, uses electrically charged whips for her
        weapon of choice.
Intellect Level: Smart (Yes... Yes she is....)

STOMPA:
Real Name: Stompa
Weight: 330 lbs. (Sturdy..)
Height: 5'8"
Powers: Super-strength and durability, can create earthquakes by stomping her
        boots.
Specialties: Anti-matter boots for creating earthquakes.
Intellect Level: Smart (I'm pretty sure...)

MAD HARRIET:
Real Name: Mad Harriet
Weight: 146 lbs. (Skinny...)
Height: 5'10"
Powers: Superhuman strength and durability
Specialties: Wields energy-claws called "power spikes" which can harm even the
        most powerful metahumans in the DCU.
Intellect Level: Instinctive (Maybe...)



Johnny Somebuddy: "Whoa!! That's some 'heavy ordinance' they got over
there!"
Matt Simmers: "Yeah man! Yikes!! It looks like we're gonna have a good
fight today! Or night! I'm not sure what time of day it is..."
Johnny Somebuddy: "But I know its time to say hello to the first arrival
to the arena!"
Matt Simmers: "'Ahh good, our first catch of the day!'"
Johnny Somebuddy: "Nice Imperial reference Matt! But first up we have
Apocalypse's 'robust' forces teleporting down to the very special rock
castle we made for him. And there appears to be something following them down...
It looks like a.... Like a... Whoa!!!"
Matt Simmers: "Its like a giant missile just landed behind them. But its
more like a portable factory, now that the smoke's cleared."
Johnny Somebuddy: "Apocalypse seems to be pleased with the state of his
army progressing on to the field."
Matt Simmers: "Yessiree! That factory is churning out legions of
soldiers to get ready for the coming battle as we await.....What is that?!?!"
Johnny Somebuddy: "The ground is shaking!! And with good reason! That's a giant 'Boom Toob' opening up in the arena!"
Matt Simmers: "I think that's 'Boom Tube' John John.."
Johnny Somebuddy: "Right... Anywho, Darkseid has just stepped out of the
portal, looking mad as sin."
Matt Simmers: "I think he always looks like that.."
Johnny Somebuddy: "And determined! His armies are now traveling through
the Tube to there own castle to prepare for the battle."
Matt Simmers: "Ugh!! There's an ugly man coming out of the... Oh wait,
that's a woman. My mistake.."
Johnny Somebuddy: "Apparently, from my 'Who's who list', that is
Granny Goodness."
Matt Simmers: "Ain't nothin' good about that granny.."
Johnny Somebuddy: "That's true.. It looks like Darkseid has assembled
all of his forces on the field now, with his son Kalibak on the lead Dragon tank,
and the rest of the his 'militia' is in the castle."
Matt Simmers: "Yep! Now lets take some time to explain the prizes of
today's event: first, 'The Anti-Life Equation' from the DCU that
will enslave anyone's will to that of whom controls it. Second, 'Harmonic
DNA' from the Marvel Universe that will give the user of it the ability
to be virtually invincible. So as the battle begins, lets see who makes the first
move."
"Charge!!!!", Kalibak yelled at the top of his lungs, signaling the order
to attack.
Johnny Somebuddy: "And Darkseid makes the first strike. Man, those tanks
are moving with authority down the battlefront."
Matt Simmers: "And Apocalypse seems to notice that too. He just sent out
his flying drone units to counter attack. And they're picking up speed!"
Johnny Somebuddy: "They're about to intercept each other, and...."
BOOOOMMMMM!!!!!
Matt Simmers: "And the fireworks are a-go!!! The drones are laying down
an awesome display of suppressive fire to the tanks. But the tanks are firing back
with their own impressive mortar attacks! Both sides are taking massive damage
from their attacks. Just about half of Darkseid's tanks are gone, and the drones
are pounding them back to their castle."
"My lord, our forces are being decimated by the pale-faced one's troops. What
are we to do?", Desaad said disappointedly.
"Silence! I always have a plan in motion..", Darkseid said, eyes raging at
what he was hearing.
Johnny Somebuddy: "Hey Matt. Have you seen Kalibak?"
Matt Simmers: "Now that you've mentioned it, I haven't.. Wait, there he
is!! He's still on his tank, waiting for something it seems."
Johnny Somebuddy: "All the drones seem to be converging on
his location. Apocalypse must want to get him out of the game early."
"Huuuh......", Kalibak grunted, with a smile on his face before saying:
"NOW!!!!!"
BOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!! AGAIN!!!!!
Matt Simmers: "Wow!!! Kalibak just exploded his tank with the whole
fleet of drones around it!! Radical!!"
Johnny Somebuddy: "Kalibak is laughing at the carnage he just
caused."
Matt Simmers: "Me too!"
"Never doubt me again Desaad, or my patience with you will finally run out...
Now, send out the infantry, we have to strike quickly."
"Yes.. Lord Darkseid...", Desaad quietly replied.
Johnny Somebuddy: "What-oh! Darkseid just sent the pawns to battle."
Matt Simmers: "And Apocalypse rebutted with his Infinite Army. Ohh, this
is gonna be good!"
Johnny Somebuddy: "And the forces just engaged each other in battle!!
Blasters and cutlery are flying everywhere in every which way."
Matt Simmers: "They seem to be deadlocked in combat though; no one has
an edge."
"Great Darkseid, our forces are stalemated in the battle. For what purpose did
you send them out?", Granny Goodness asked the dark one.
"To see what forces this 'Apocalypse' carries with him. I'm
not impressed. Send the Parademons.." "But Darkseid, what about my Furies? They
would be more than a match for..." "Are you questioning my orders?", he said
with his eyes glowing red. "No..no.. SEND THE PARADEMONS!!!!", she
shrieked.
Johnny Somebuddy: "And like an homage to the 'Wizard of Oz', the
Para-monkey thingy's are flying from the castle, armed to the teeth with weaponry
galore, seamlessly wiping out the majority of soldiers on the field."
Matt Simmers: "Even their own guys!! Man, this guy is sick!!"
Johnny Somebuddy: "Well whatever he is, his plan is working. Just about
all of Apocalypse's soldiers are gone."
Matt Simmers: "How in the world is he gonna battle back from this?"
"Now??", Sinister asked. "NOW!!!!!", Apocalypse answered him,
with authority. "Excellent! Release the Optic Crawlers!!", he yelled.
Johnny Somebuddy: "Whoa!! Something just teleported onto the
field!!"
Matt Simmers: "Its like an amalgamation of Nightcrawler's body with his
and Cyclops' Powers!"
Johnny Somebuddy: "Whatever they are, they're tearing up the Monkey
thingy's! Bamfing and blasting the crap outta the Parademons and their
infantry!"
Matt Simmers: "Ohh! One just bamfed onto the back of a Para-monkey, and
blasted it in the face!! Brutal!!"
Johnny Somebuddy: "And deadly. The 'Mutant Creature' militia is
still not helping the battle though. It's a standstill just the same."
Matt Simmers: "Wowzers.. I kinda think that they're testing each other
out by launching the small fry first, saving their best for last."
Johnny Somebuddy: "You know I think you're right.. Its like a game of
cosmic chess."
Matt Simmers: "But with more at stake."
"Darkseid!! Why are we wasting our time with this trivial dance? This
accomplishes nothing!", Steppenwolf said furiously. "Calm yourself
Steppenwolf, the battle is a diversion for your Intergang Elite soldiers to
infiltrate Apocalypse's fortress, and claim his defeat.", Darkseid answered,
assuring Steppenwolf of the fruition of his plans. "I see... And would you like
me to personally oversee this 'raid' on his castle?" "By all means..."
"Good.. Finally some action..", he said while walking away with a grin.
Johnny Somebuddy: "Wonder what's going on in Apocalypse's camp?"
Matt Simmers: "Let's send a hidden camera over to find out..."
"The battle goes well, Apocalypse. But its too easy, like the whole ground
battle is a distraction for something bigger", Archangel said while pacing
through the planning room. "It is my horseman. It was apparent from the start.
This 'Darkseid' has a superiority complex; he likes to send in the weak to
wear down his opponent's defenses, and then to send in the strong to deal the
final blow. But the fool doesn't realize the powers at which he is dealing
with", Apocalypse answered, calming the doubts of his horseman.
"APOCALYPSE!! Darkseid has sent some of his forces to storm the castle!", War shouted as he burst through the door. "I had suspected this would happen. Call Sinister, and tell him to be ready!", Apocalypse retorted.
"Yes Apocalypse."
Johnny Somebuddy: "Now let's see what Sinister is doing.."
Matt Simmers: "Hopefully something good.."
"Ahh yes, here's that sample I was looking for.." "Mr. Sinister!!" "What is it War?" "Apocalypse said to be ready for an attack by the enemy on the castle." "I
understand. Leave me.." "Yes sir." "George.. George!" "Yes Mr. Sinister?",
Gorgeous George replied. "George, gather up the other boys. We need to stop an
invasion force before they reach the castle." "You got it boss man! Hey guys, we're on!!" "Yeah!!", the Nasty Boys shouted before heading outside.
Johnny Somebuddy: "And on the heels of that, Steppenwolf and his gang are climbing the walls as we speak. And Sinister is there to greet them."
"Hello there.. Are you lost?" "No, we're here to finish you off!!",
Steppenwolf said. "I don't think so mate!", George said, grabbing his hand.
"Elite! Take them!!" "Boys, they're all yours!"
Matt Simmers: "Sweet!! It's a fight between the Nasty Boys and the Intergang Elite!!"
Johnny Somebuddy: "And its looking good! Hairball just beaned the leader of the Elite with an assist from Slab!"
"Hairball gonna make sure ya don't get back up!!", he said while standing over the Leader of the Elite. "You tell 'em Ball!!", Slab added.
Matt Simmers: "Dang John!! Steppenwolf and his 'Elite' just
somehow pulled an 'episode 5' and are dominating the Nasty Boys by launching a plasma grenade at the Boys' feet!!"
Johnny Somebuddy: "An 'Episode 5'??"
Matt Simmers: "Yeah you know, 'The Empire Strikes Back'?"
Johnny Somebuddy: "Ohhhh....."
Matt Simmers: "Anyway, as the old man here tries to keep up with modern
culture...."
Johnny Somebuddy: "Hey!!"
Matt Simmers: ".... Lets get back to 'Storm the castle!!', the
series!!"
"I need a new plan of action.. Ahh! Ruckus!!" "You called boss?", Ruckus said while walking up a flight of stairs. "Ruckus, I need you to lend your 'wonderful voice' to the battle." "It would be my pleasure", he said as he swaggered onto the main balcony, where the battle was being waged. "Hello, hello!!!", he said as the battle raged on. "The problem with this crowd is that you have to shout over their heads to get a word in edgewise!", he said to himself before he geared his head back, taking in a huge amount of air and releasing it in a thunderous, cyclone-like scream:
"AAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Johnny Somebuddy: "Whoa!!! A blast of screaming like something just hit
Steppenwolf and his gang, and knocked them off of the castle!"
Matt Simmers: "Wow!! That's some scream!! Steppenwolf seems to be out,
but his gang is still fighting though."
Johnny Somebuddy: "And Darkseid looks to be steaming over in his castle."
Matt Simmers: "Yep! Molten Rock Man doesn't like what he is seeing."
"AAAGGGHHH!!", he groaned before vaporizing a statue with his Omega Beams, nearly hitting Desaad. "Something troubling you Lord Darkseid?" "I grow tired of this archaic warfare. Granny, send your Furies.." "At once Great Darkseid! Girls!! Its time!!" "Yes Granny..", they said in unison. "Excellent. Now the endgame begins."
Johnny Somebuddy: "Well, Darkseid just sent out Granny Goodness' Furies, along with Kalibak to the castle. They're picking up great speed as they pass the
'Para-Crawler' skirmish. The Nasty Boys just finished off the 'Gang' as the Furies got in their sights."
Matt Simmers: "And the Boys are moving in to take them on.. But I'm not
sure if that's a good idea." "No!", Apocalypse said, restraining Archangel. "Not yet.. Lets see what they can do."
Johnny Somebuddy: "Mad Harriet took the lead charge for the Furies. She and the Nasty Boys are about to have a head on collision! Annnddddd......Holy.....!!!"
Matt Simmers: ".....Monkey Butt!!! There's a lot of dust on the field,
we're waiting for it to clear... Holy.....!!!"
Johnny Somebuddy: "......Monkey Behind!!!"
Matt Simmers: "Way to ruin the joke Johnny..."
Johnny Somebuddy: "The dust has cleared, and Mad Harriet is standing over top the unconscious bodies of the Nasty Boys!!"
Matt Simmers: "She's just smiling as the rest of the Furies catch up. Ugh! That creepy smile..."
"Now Apocalypse?" "Yes my Horseman, now!" "Finally.. Horsemen of Apocalypse! The fight is Nigh!!!", Archangel shouted as he, and the other Horsemen flew to where the Furies and Kalibak now stood. "Harriet!! Be on the ready!", Lashina ordered. "Stompa, Kalibak, watch out for War and Famine, their looks can be deceptive." "I do not take orders from a woman!", Kalibak rudely shouted. Lashina cracked her whips at Kalibak a few times before saying: "You wanna run that by me again?" "Hmm... As you wish... field commander", he begrudgingly replied. "Here they come!!!"
Johnny Somebuddy: "The Horsemen and The Furies are really tearing into
each other! Harriet is fighting Pestilence, Stompa is fighting War, Kalibak is fighting Famine, and Lashina is fighting Death."
Matt Simmers: "A match made in New Genesis..."
Johnny Somebuddy: "Are you sure you've got the right planet?"
Matt Simmers: "Does it really matter?"
Johnny Somebuddy: "No, not really.."
Matt Simmers: "I thought so.. But back to battle.. Stompa just 'stomped' on War's chest, while Pestilence just released 'the plague' on Harriet, knocking her unconscious. Famine and Kalibak just blasted each other, and while we wait for the dust is clear, Lashina and Archangel are locked in combat." "Submit you wingless freak!!", Lashina said, choking Archangel with her electro-whip. "Never witch!!!", he retorted in pain.
Johnny Somebuddy: "He just broke free from her grasp and flew up into
the air and started firing off his feathers at Lashina!"
Matt Simmers: "Hey!! The dust just cleared! Famine and Kalibak are both
knocked out! What a pity, I was hoping they would go at it for a few rounds. Oh well!"
Johnny Somebuddy: "Despite that.. Lashina is defending her tail off from
Archangel's attacks! She's swatting away his feathers with her whips like they were gnats!"
Matt Simmers: "Its complete chaos out there! Ain't it just grand?!? Yeah, I said it..."
Johnny Somebuddy: "Not to Apocalypse and Darkseid though..."
Matt Simmers: "Yeah, they must be fuming!"
"I've had enough of this pitiful exercise..", Darkseid said while gazing at
the on-going battle. "Goodness! Finish this.." "Me great Darkseid?!?", she
said apprehensively. "Yes... you...", he said, his eyes heating up fiery red. "Of course.. At once!!!", Granny squawked while running to the front door of the castle.
Johnny Somebuddy: "Whoa whoa whoa whoa... whoa there!! Is that Granny Goodness flying out on the field?"
Matt Simmers: "That sagging bag of crap is actually going to fight?!? I have to see this!!!"
Johnny Somebuddy: "I wonder how Apocalypse is gonna counter this one?"
Matt Simmers: "With something funny I hope..."
"Sinister. Dispatch this pest!" "Yes Apocalypse. This should be quite amusing!!", Sinister replied with wicked delight. Tapping a sequence of buttons on his wrist device, he teleported down to the field to meet the Good Granny. "Well, well, well.. What do we have here? A mutation of a horse, a cow, and dried out steak gone horribly wrong??" "Look who's talking.. An albino matchstick Royal Flush Gang wannabe.." "How... Dare you?!?", he said before he blasted the old woman into a rock face.
Johnny Somebuddy: "Ohh! That's gotta hurt!"
Matt Simmers: "Yeah, the rock... That poor, poor rock..."
Johnny Somebuddy: "But it doesn't look to good for the Goodness..."
Matt Simmers: "...........Really?.... As I shake my head in disbelief..The battle rolls on.. Granny got back on her feet and just pounded Sinister in the head with Kalibak's beta club! I don't know what's worse, being hit in the head with that thing or knowing what type of germs are on that thing..."
Johnny Somebuddy: "Great.. Now that's stuck in my mind..."
Matt Simmers: "Sorry.. But there is some good news. There are just four main fighters left in the arena! Lashina, Archangel, Mr. Sinister, and Granny Goodness! One's gotta wonder, what's left in the big bosses plans?"
"Its time...." "Desaad, prepare my armor...", Apocalypse and Darkseid said as they prepared for the final battle to come...
Johnny Somebuddy: "The fight seems to be dwindling down to just these four combatants... The Para-monkeys and the Furry Militia are down, the military forces on both sides are defeated, and their 'champions' are all but expired.."
Matt Simmers: "Yeah man! That's like about it, for the battle! Unless there's someone or thing left that we don't.."
Johnny Somebuddy: "Ohh!! Lashina just wrapped her whips around Archangel's neck, and shocked him into submission! He's out like a candle."
Matt Simmers: "But won't Lashina be surprised when she finds that plasma grenade behind her..."
THOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!! "Oops, guess not, he he he..."
"Take that Sheila! Ugh..", Gorgeous George said before passing out.
Johnny Somebuddy: "It looks like she'll be fine, only most of her hair is gone..."
"AHHH!!!!"
Matt Simmers: "Ouch..."
Johnny Somebuddy: "How is she gonna explain that one to her hairdresser?"
Matt Simmers: "Static electricity in the air messing up her 'do'?"
Johnny Somebuddy: "........."
Matt Simmers: "What?!?!"
"Lashina!! Help your Granny dear!!!" "Yes Granny", Lashina replied obediently.
Johnny Somebuddy: "And 'Lashie' has joined the fight of Sinister and Granny!"
Matt Simmers: "Granny G just uppercut Mr. S on his chin, knocking him back into Lashina's whips. Ohh! He's getting shocked thoroughly!"
"Ahh!", Sinister yelped after being released. Turning to Lashina, he said with spite: "Begone from my sight!"
Johnny Somebuddy: "OHHH!! Sinister just backslapped Lashie into parts unknown!!"
Matt Simmers: "'Lashie!! Come home!!!' Hehe..."
Johnny Somebuddy: "You are a mess, you know that right?"
Matt Simmers: "Every day!!"
Johnny Somebuddy: "Right.... Anyway, its all come down to Sinister and
Goodness. Who both seem to be tiring out a little bit."
Matt Simmers: "They've been fighting each other for a while now. Sinister's laying the smackdown on Granny, and Granny's coming back by pounding that club on his head!"
Johnny Somebuddy: "Then Sinister's been blasting Granny into rock walls and the ground, while Granny has been flinging herself at Sinister at full force!"
Matt Simmers: "Ugh... That woman, and flinging... Now its in my head!!
UGH!!"
Johnny Somebuddy: "Sinister just slammed Granny into the dirt!! I don't
think she is getting up."
Matt Simmers: "Yeah! Its been about three minutes, and she hasn't come
to! I think its all over...."
Johnny Somebuddy: "Wait!! Sinister just fell down, exhausted from battle!!"
Matt Simmers: "Now who wins??"
Johnny Somebuddy: "Whoa!! Something just made a crater in the field near where Sinister and Granny are!"
Matt Simmers: "IT'S DARKSEID!!!!!"
Johnny Somebuddy: "He leapt all the way from his castle to Apocalypse's!!"
Matt Simmers: "Whomp-oh!! Sinister just tried to blast Darkseid in the
back of his head!! And it did nothing... Dang! Now Darkseid just turned to him, and his eyes are glowing!"
"What a foolish attempt at spending your last moments of life, 'trying' to hurt me... It's a mistake you soon won't be making again...", he said, getting ready to fire his Omega Beams at Sinister.
Johnny Somebuddy: "He just fired them off!! The beams are bending and twisting while suspended in the air, finding their target with incredible speed!"
Matt Simmers: "Sinister looks like he's made his peace.."
Johnny Somebuddy: "The Beams are right there, and......"
BBOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!
Matt Simmers: "There's too much smoke and dust to make anything out down the..... WHOA!!!! Sinister is ok!! Apocalypse stood in front of the blast and saved him!!""Thank you my friend....", Sinister said before passing out."You will be avenged Sinister.. I swear it..", Apocalypse said, standing over Sinister's now unconscious body. "So you are my adversary in this war of mights! I had expected more from you, given your reputation Darkseid.." "Apocalypse.. Funny, my home world is named the same. And just like it, you too will bend to my will!", he said while clinching his fist. "You are foolish as you are ugly. You actually try to compare your power to that of the Apocalypse??" "I'm not comparing, I'm telling you it is so.." "Your savage idealistic ways stand a chance against the superiority of my genius!" "You dare try to trifle with me, you insignificant human whelp!!" "I am not human, worm.....", he said, kicking Darkseid square in the chest, straight into a nearby rock face, "I am beyond them, as I am beyond you!" Darkseid groaned a little after prying himself out of the rock and said with a smile: "I think I'm going to enjoy this..." He then leapt back to Apocalypse, his fist clenched and ready to inflict as much pain as he could. And it connected, hard...
Johnny Somebuddy: "Oww!! Apocalypse just got socked in the jaw by Darkseid!! Knocking him back a couple of feet!"
Matt Simmers: "'Socked in the jaw?' That's real old school!"
Johnny Somebuddy: "You know it! Apocalypse seems a bit winded after that punch, but he's back to his feet."
Matt Simmers: "And how!! He just rammed into Darkseid, running him into the same rock as before!!"
Johnny Somebuddy: "Darkseid broke the hold Apocalypse had on him, kicked him in the gut and 'hog tossed' him into a nearby rock base!!"
Matt Simmers: "Ohh! That ought to mess up that pretty face of his!"
Johnny Somebuddy: "Dang!! Apocalypse returned the favor by uppercutting D-seid in the ribs! He just kneed Darkseid in the face! He got back up and threw Darkseid into a pillar!"
Matt Simmers: "But he's not done yet! Apocalypse punched that tall pillar and rocks are coming down hard on Darkseid!!"
Johnny Somebuddy: "He's starting to walk away, smiling at his victory.."
Matt Simmers: "But wait! The rocks are moving!"
"No! It's impossible!!"
Johnny Somebuddy: "Darkseid emerged from the pile of rocks!"
"Did you really think that would stop me?"
Matt Simmers: "Has anyone noticed that this asteroid isn't breaking up from all this action?"
Johnny Somebuddy: "Apocalypse is dumbfounded, but he's on his guard."
Matt Simmers: "What is gonna stop these guys?!?"
"Now.... You will taste my full fury!!", Darkseid said, with his eyes glowing brighter than they had before!
Johnny Somebuddy: "MAMA!!"
Matt Simmers: "Did you just say 'Mama'?"
Johnny Somebuddy: "Yes I did! Darkseid just shoot a mega-Omega Blast at Apocalypse!! No twisting or bending, just straight!"
Matt Simmers: "But Apocalypse isn't going down either! He's doing some blasting of his own, actually matching Darkseid's energy output!"
Johnny Somebuddy: "They're evenly matched in their energy blasts!"
Matt Simmers: "And its starting to build up, creating an energy nexus! A vortex of energy ready to explode!"
Johnny Somebuddy: "Its about to explode right......"
BBOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!
Matt Simmers: "Wow! I say that a lot huh? Anyway, that blast created a giant sandstorm! I can't make heads or tails of what's going on down there, but it looks like the both of them are still standing.."
Johnny Somebuddy: "And they are just staring at each other.."
Matt Simmers: "Maybe they're trying to predict what the other will do?"
Johnny Somebuddy: "Or maybe they're catching their breath.."
"You do realize that you can not win against me?", Apocalypse said, breathlessly. "I always win..", Darkseid said, breathless and confidently. "Like your battles with Superman??"
Matt Simmers: "Darkseid must be infuriated by what Apocalypse said, cause he's charging at him like a mad bull!"
Johnny Somebuddy: "And now its become a fist fight! And Darkseid started it by giving Apocalypse a right hook!"
Matt Simmers: "And Apocalypse responds by giving Darkseid a good left! Man! Its back and forth between those two!!"
Johnny Somebuddy: "They're not letting up in their punches!"
Matt Simmers: "But Apocalypse looks like he's getting tired of the stalemate."
"I've had enough of this!"
Johnny Somebuddy: "Apocalypse just turned his right arm into a giant mace! Ohh! He just swung at Darkseid, knocking him face first into another rock face!"
Matt Simmers: "Darkseid got out of the mountain quickly, but what is he doing?!?"
"Now... I'm mad..."
Johnny Somebuddy: "Whoa!! Darkseid just slammed his fists into the mountain, carving a perfect circular piece out of the face. And he's launching it into Apocalypse!!"
Matt Simmers: "Dang man!! It flattened him like a pancake!! And Darkseid now is walking away smiling."
"Loser..."
Johnny Somebuddy: "Wait, wait! The giant circle is moving!!"
"No..."
Matt Simmers: "How in the world is this guy still alive?!?"
"FOOL!!!!!!!", he said as he picked up the giant rock, "INNNSECT!!!!"
Johnny Somebuddy: "He just sent the rock careening into Darkseid!! It buried him in the middle of the mountain he carved the rock from!"
Matt Simmers: "But he's not done yet!!"
"I'm going to make sure this time that he doesn't get up again!!!"
Johnny Somebuddy: "Apocalypse just went to one of the ends of the mountain. Oh my... He's lifting up the side on the mountain that's spilt!! He's insane!!!"
Matt Simmers: "No way!! Darkseid is on the side, picked up the other piece!! They're gonna throw the mountains at each other!!!"
"AHHHHHH!!!!!" "YEAAAAAAAAA!!!!"
BBBBAAAAMMMHHHHHH!!!!!
Johnny Somebuddy: "NO!! NO!!!! They've both collided the pieces into each other!!!!"
Matt Simmers: "There's too much smoke to see anything going on down there!! Wait! Some of it's clearing! I can see something! And the winner is!!!!!!!!!!!........"