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Name: 'Dang, this is crazy as hell! You look like my twin! Except your hair's black, and your skinnier then I am. You face is a little goofier also.' [Y-Yeah, look, can we just get back to the question? And who are you saying has a clown face!?] 'How'd you get your hair like that!? Is that natural?' [Well, yeah it-] 'I want black hair!!!' [DYE IT THEN! JUST TELL ME WHAT YOUR NAME IS!!] 'Who, me? I'm as Valanetez Alakanellen Erek Sushi Nah go Herez, Gabinobel blukyastvary Talen Trent Pierre Andretart Van Himos Varytvotchos Hayate Maehara Kaiser the Third!' [That's such a crazy long name...] 'Hey, you asked!' [I know, I know!]

Age: 'Me? I'm 17 years old! What about you?' [It's not important, but I'm 17 as well.] 'Cool.'

Weapons: 'My weapons? I fight with a katana on my fists of justice!' [What style do you use?] 'Style? What's that?' [A method of fighting, like Jeet Kune Do, Karate, Tae Kwan-] 'Those names all sound funny!' [I give up...]

Height: 'I think I'm roughly 5 feet, 3 inches tall.' [You think? You don't know for sure?] 'No, I mean, I never go to the doctor's so I don't really get measured a lot.' [Well, if you say so.]

Weight: 'Should you be asking that?' [I guess I shouldn't. Nevermind then.] 'I weigh 110 lbs!' [...]

Country of Origin: 'I'm from Paris, France! The city of l'amour!' [Can you speak French?] 'Nope, not a word.'

Bio: 'I'm not gonna tell you anything about me with a good reason.' [How about to interest you fans?] 'I have no fans. I fight for justice, I don't sing in a band.' [Just a little bit?] 'If you keep asking me, I'm gonna kill you.' [So stubborn...]

Appearance: 'What do you see in front of you?' [A guy with dyed silver hair, a blue blazer, gray slacks, slightly tan skin, and one green eye, one blue eye.] 'My hair's not dyed!' [I beg to differ.] 'It's natural!'

Personality: 'I am the kind of guy that loves to help others!' [So, a bleeding heart?] 'My heart doesn't bleed. Anyway, I'm kind, caring, helpful, loving, and I have a fast temper to boot.' [Sounds like a tomboy. Are you sure you're a guy?] 'YES I'M SURE I'M A DUDE! YOU WANNA CHECK!?' [I think I'll deny it for now, mostly because just the fact that we're so close in appearance is really creeping me out. I don't want to see anymore of this hallucination then I absolutely have to.'

Traits: 'I have good reflexes, and I don't give in easily to either adversity or people that try to dominate me from whatever method.' [Reflex, Endurance, and Iron Will.] 'What?' [Nothing.]

Abilities: 'My abilities? Oh! You mean like special powers?' [That's usually what abilities means in this kind of setting, yes.] 'The Riot Edge, for sure!' [...I'm not even gonna ask about that.] 'Oh, it's a special power that lets me cut people without a weapon! It's quite useful if I'm chased by a catgirl!' [Don't tell me about it, cuz it sounds goofy!] 'Aw, but-' [NEEEXT!!]

Quote: 'My favorite line is 'Justice is a dish best served with spice!'.' [What kind of spice?] 'Paprika, cinnamon, and Cumin for that hint of smoky flavor. I love that combination on my ribs!' [So...for best taste, you should be eaten with Paprika cinnamon and cumin?] 'What? What're you talking about?' [Well, you said 'Justice is a dish best served with-'] 'I'm not Justice incarnate! And it's a figure of speech! Justice should be flashy-FLASHY!!' [Then next time just say that instead of suggesting you be eaten a certain way.] 'You're really pissing me off now!!'

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Name: 'Dang, this is crazy as hell! You look like my twin! Except your hair's black, and your skinnier then I am. You face is a little goofier also.' [Y-Yeah, look, can we just get back to the question? And who are you saying has a clown face!?] 'How'd you get your hair like that!? Is that natural?' [Well, yeah it-] 'I want black hair!!!' [DYE IT THEN! JUST TELL ME WHAT YOUR NAME IS!!] 'Who, me? I'm as Valanetez Alakanellen Erek Sushi Nah go Herez, Gabinobel blukyastvary Talen Trent Pierre Andretart Van Himos Varytvotchos Hayate Maehara Kaiser the Third!' [That's such a crazy long name...] 'Hey, you asked!' [I know, I know!]

Age: 'Me? I'm 17 years old! What about you?' [It's not important, but I'm 17 as well.] 'Cool.'

Weapons: 'My weapons? I fight with a katana on my fists of justice!' [What style do you use?] 'Style? What's that?' [A method of fighting, like Jeet Kune Do, Karate, Tae Kwan-] 'Those names all sound funny!' [I give up...]

Height: 'I think I'm roughly 5 feet, 3 inches tall.' [You think? You don't know for sure?] 'No, I mean, I never go to the doctor's so I don't really get measured a lot.' [Well, if you say so.]

Weight: 'Should you be asking that?' [I guess I shouldn't. Nevermind then.] 'I weigh 110 lbs!' [...]

Country of Origin: 'I'm from Paris, France! The city of l'amour!' [Can you speak French?] 'Nope, not a word.'

Bio: 'I'm not gonna tell you anything about me with a good reason.' [How about to interest you fans?] 'I have no fans. I fight for justice, I don't sing in a band.' [Just a little bit?] 'If you keep asking me, I'm gonna kill you.' [So stubborn...]

Appearance: 'What do you see in front of you?' [A guy with dyed silver hair, a blue blazer, gray slacks, slightly tan skin, and one green eye, one blue eye.] 'My hair's not dyed!' [I beg to differ.] 'It's natural!'

Personality: 'I am the kind of guy that loves to help others!' [So, a bleeding heart?] 'My heart doesn't bleed. Anyway, I'm kind, caring, helpful, loving, and I have a fast temper to boot.' [Sounds like a tomboy. Are you sure you're a guy?] 'YES I'M SURE I'M A DUDE! YOU WANNA CHECK!?' [I think I'll deny it for now, mostly because just the fact that we're so close in appearance is really creeping me out. I don't want to see anymore of this hallucination then I absolutely have to.'

Traits: 'I have good reflexes, and I don't give in easily to either adversity or people that try to dominate me from whatever method.' [Reflex, Endurance, and Iron Will.] 'What?' [Nothing.]

Abilities: 'My abilities? Oh! You mean like special powers?' [That's usually what abilities means in this kind of setting, yes.] 'The Riot Edge, for sure!' [...I'm not even gonna ask about that.] 'Oh, it's a special power that lets me cut people without a weapon! It's quite useful if I'm chased by a catgirl!' [Don't tell me about it, cuz it sounds goofy!] 'Aw, but-' [NEEEXT!!]

Quote: 'My favorite line is 'Justice is a dish best served with spice!'.' [What kind of spice?] 'Paprika, cinnamon, and Cumin for that hint of smoky flavor. I love that combination on my ribs!' [So...for best taste, you should be eaten with Paprika cinnamon and cumin?] 'What? What're you talking about?' [Well, you said 'Justice is a dish best served with-'] 'I'm not Justice incarnate! And it's a figure of speech! Justice should be flashy-FLASHY!!' [Then next time just say that instead of suggesting you be eaten a certain way.] 'You're really pissing me off now!!'