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Name: 'Where are you Hayate? I want to eat, i mean, meet you!' {*Jim Carrey walks in* LUUUUCYYY I'M HOOOME!!! You're big aren't ya?} 'Oh...my...god...WHAT'RE YOU DOING HERE!?' {Welly welly welly well, Hayate had to find Kri for her interview and couldn't make it, so he asked ME to substitute for him!! Be a good kitty and sit down, it'll only hurt for a moment...} 'Aren't you supposed to ask for my name first!?' {I don't need to Leena...I know everything about you...} 'Hayate...help...'Age: ' I-I-I'm 19...' {Really??? INTERESTING!! Are neko years the same as Human years?} 'Y-Yes...' {How big are your boobs?} 'EH!? You want to die!?' {ANSWER THE QUESTION WOMAN!!!!} 'NOOOO LET ME OUT OF HERE!!!'
Weight: 'You want to get eaten?' {I take it from that response that you weigh roughly 2,158 lbs, quite the average weight for a creature of your height!} 'What the hell... O/////O'
Height: 'I'm 60 feet, but you probably already knew that...' {WHy yes, yes I did, thank you very much.} '...Freak...'
Race: 'I'm a-' {Nekosian Neko, from the world of Nekoooosia, of course.} 'STOP DOING THAT! YOU CREEP ME OUT ENOUGH ALREADY!!'
Country of Origin: 'The Panalitic Continent...What, no snappy comeback?' {I have none, continue.}
Personality: 'I'm Fun, playful and hungry...' {So what say we hit my room at ten tonight?} 'Not even if you're an hors deourve...'
Bio: 'I am a Neko, I love to eat people, but only those I can't or don't befriend. I came from Nekosia to this odd world because...Uh it was a fun idea? Okay I actualy have no clue how I got here, but I am here now and have no way home. I wander your city completely lost, as I'm used to living in the forests of the Panalitic continent and having the stars to track by. I'm a bit clumsy and a tad overeager, but I know how t o enjoy life….Particularly those of humans in my mouth as I slowly lick every inch of flavor off of them. I don't often take in pets, but if a person is interesting and fun enough to play with I usually will.' {I'm sorry, did you say something? You lost me at 'I'} 'You...are...'
Appearance: 'I have Tanned skin with medium length red hair and red fur on my fore arms and calves along with a long tail.' {You have a very feline appearance, I see.} 'I'm a NEKO! That means CATGIRL in another language!' {I find this to be so...hott. :3 }
Dress: 'I like wearing a ripped purple top with a yellow skirt, coupled with a purple or blue sash.'
Traits: 'Um, I-' {Have Minds Eye(awareness), are extremely fast on your feet (Charioteer) and you are quite Force(ful)(Strong)}.
Weapons: 'When I have to fight, I'll use my claws, a rubber band and a piece of gum, rocks, basically just about anything I can reach. Everything's a weapon in my hands.' {Must this always end in violence?}
Special Abilities: 'I have hypnotic powers using my eyes, but I get tired if I use it too much... I can also make an object or person come to me from somewhere else while something else goes to wear the object was!' {Fascinating, just FASCINATING!!!}
Quote: "I just don't understand you humans. I mean how can you not see the beauty of Nekosia?" {Nekosia...I want to go.} 'If you go, you'll terrify all the nekos into submission. Please don't.'
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Comments: 27
TheLycanDragonslayer [2012-08-15 20:47:11 +0000 UTC]
that bio was hilarious
actually most of the profiles were pretty funny
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Horhar [2010-11-24 17:04:37 +0000 UTC]
Wait... he didnt say "ALL RIGHTY THEN!" Or "I need to ass you something." Or "Loo-who, ze-her!" In fact, he only said creepy things.
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daimondstrike In reply to Horhar [2010-11-25 04:43:50 +0000 UTC]
It was mostly a joke I did. XD Essentially, the player of Leena finds Ace Ventura particularly creepy (Hell if I know, guy is bloody hilarious!) and... eh, this came up.
Oh well.
ALL RIGHTY THEN!
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JoeyTheNeko [2010-02-23 22:50:52 +0000 UTC]
Me: *gulp* sounds dangerous. is she an ally or enemy?
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daimondstrike In reply to JoeyTheNeko [2010-02-23 23:39:49 +0000 UTC]
Who knows? Not even I know...
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Leena-Crimson-Terror [2010-01-10 00:54:55 +0000 UTC]
XD The re-visions are perfect XD Even Jim is funny...Though seriously disturbing <.<; Good work!
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daimondstrike In reply to Leena-Crimson-Terror [2010-01-10 06:50:40 +0000 UTC]
Jim: WHY THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!!
Hayate: Calm down tiger...
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Leena-Crimson-Terror [2010-01-05 22:32:58 +0000 UTC]
Nice, though I just realized....My height is acutlay about 60 feet <.< I must have forgot to change it beffore I sent it last night. If it's not too much trouble, could you do that for me please?
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daimondstrike In reply to Leena-Crimson-Terror [2010-01-06 04:40:42 +0000 UTC]
XD Ok, got it.
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Leena-Crimson-Terror In reply to daimondstrike [2010-01-07 18:36:59 +0000 UTC]
Thanks, Hayate! ^ ^ Can I eat Kou now?
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daimondstrike In reply to Leena-Crimson-Terror [2010-01-07 21:37:12 +0000 UTC]
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Leena-Crimson-Terror In reply to daimondstrike [2010-01-08 01:30:13 +0000 UTC]
Awww....For what? The only thing he's good for is lunch! XD
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LordHiro [2010-01-05 21:18:50 +0000 UTC]
Hey! I was still suppose to make her bio for my story. >.> Good bio lol. :3 Hope she eats you and Lassic first so I can escape.
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daimondstrike In reply to LordHiro [2010-01-06 04:41:06 +0000 UTC]
Please. She's eatting anyone, it's you! I'm too fast and awesome
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daimondstrike In reply to LordHiro [2010-01-06 05:42:01 +0000 UTC]
Sorry, but ya know what they say ^^ I'll make sure you have a good funeral.
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Leena-Crimson-Terror In reply to LordHiro [2010-01-05 22:32:00 +0000 UTC]
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LordHiro In reply to Leena-Crimson-Terror [2010-01-05 22:32:40 +0000 UTC]
-.- Then eat me now.
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Leena-Crimson-Terror In reply to LordHiro [2010-01-07 20:31:54 +0000 UTC]
Kay! ^_^ *Picks you up and gulps you* Ahhhhh! ^.^ Satisfying.
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LordHiro In reply to Leena-Crimson-Terror [2010-01-07 22:28:15 +0000 UTC]
(Thanks for the watch :3)
Inside her belly Hiro sighed. "Which trap should I use?" Pulls out a bottle of acid. "No that won't work. Hmmm what about this?" Pulls out a bomb, itching powder, a flame thrower, and hot sauce. "Ready?"
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Leena-Crimson-Terror In reply to LordHiro [2010-01-08 00:58:57 +0000 UTC]
Umm...Not this time. She said flicking her wrist and suddenly all of Hiro's weapons and clothing apeared in her hand, leaving him nude in her belly* "Heh heh" Laughed Leena patting the little bluge in her belly. "Got ya"
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LordHiro In reply to Leena-Crimson-Terror [2010-01-08 22:01:47 +0000 UTC]
Hiro blinked. "Yes it would see. Oh I know." Holds his breath and yells. "SAVE ME ILYN!!!!!!"
Just then a Neko came out from a tree holding a bloody hatchet. She glared at you. "Let my friend go!!" She growled. "Or I will cut you open and get him out!!"
(That is a friend of mine. She says she can protect me.
)
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