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Name: 'I am known as Reipard Lassic.' [Pleasure to meet you!] 'What's your name?' [Moving on!] 'Uh...I asked you a que-'Race: 'I am what is called a Numan, or-' [Sorry to interrupt you, but we're a bit short on time and space. Can I ask you to cut your explanation short?] 'Very well then, I'm a Numan. In its most simplest terms, a human mixed with monster genes.' [Short, concise, and to the point. I like it.]
Age: 'I'm 23 years old.
Weight: 'Forgive me, but I'd rather you not know.' [I shall not press the issue, then.]
Height: 'My height? I believe I'm about 180 cm? I'm not sure how that translates to the measuring system you use though.' [What's a cm?]
Personality: 'Oh, my personality? I'm kind and chivalrous, but I don't really trust people easily.' [Yet you like being crushed?] 'Depends on the situation, generally.' [Anything else you can describe yourself as?] 'A gentleman?' [So, a hardass with a stick shoved up your rear. Good enough for me.] 'THAT'S RATHER RUDE!!! I AM NOT A HARD-'
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Country of Origin: 'Don't laugh. I have no idea where I'm from.' [Anime cliche, as in amnesia?] 'I do not have amnesia! I just never knew where I was from!' [So sorry, I did not mean to offend.] 'It's perfectly alright.'
Backstory: 'What was I doing on your world? I was looking for something to do! It's not easy either walking around with a claymore strapped to my back. Everyone keeps looking at me funny!' [Maybe cause you look like you're gonna start a fight?] 'I do not! I don't start fights!' [Your sword makes you look like you're a scrapper.] 'I...Wait, you're right. I should've left my blade at the inn...' [We all have those moments. Do you know how to get back to your home world?] 'Nope. I don't even know where my home world is, or what it's called.'
Special abilities: 'Well, I'm quite good with healing spells, and I know a few techniques with my claymor-' [Got it. A medic with an exploding blade. Sounds great to me.] 'Actually, my blade doesn't explode it only-' [Next question!] 'Wait! There's also a special mark on my back that' [Moving on!] 'Listen when people are talking to you!'
Traits: 'Traits? Well...I don't miss often, it's hard to sneak up on me, and I have a strong abhorrence to domination special abili-' [Focus, Mind's Eye, and Iron Will. That's all I needed to know.] 'I'm begging you, let me finish one sente-'
Quote: 'A quote?' [Yeah, you know, something that defines you as a character?] 'Well, how about "It's my pleasure, m'lady." sound?' [Perverted depending on the situation. I like it.] 'It's not supposed to be perverte-' [Oh wow, will you look at the time! Everyone, keep your eyes peeled! The complete, true version of School Style will be available online soon! Stay tuned!] 'I'M TRYING TO TELL YOU, IT'S NOT PERVERTED, JUST CHIVAL-'
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Comments: 8
Leena-Crimson-Terror [2010-01-07 20:48:41 +0000 UTC]
Totally funny and very good commentary! I demand more of these! ^ ^ Maybe one for that Neera Syren?
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daimondstrike In reply to Leena-Crimson-Terror [2010-01-07 21:43:58 +0000 UTC]
LOL! No problems, I actually intend to rewrite all the profiles in this same manner (Yours and Kri's will be interesting...)Syren...I don't think I'll be putting her in this story, but I'll think about it.
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Leena-Crimson-Terror In reply to daimondstrike [2010-01-08 01:13:28 +0000 UTC]
Yay! "Think about it"? <.<... Hmm *hangs large all you can eat buffet on Hayate's school* This help ya think? XD
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daimondstrike In reply to Leena-Crimson-Terror [2010-01-08 03:30:30 +0000 UTC]
...I'll get started on it. *Sighs, turning and putting paper to pencil.*A meteor falls from the sky, bouncing off Leena's head.*
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daimondstrike In reply to Lassic [2010-01-07 21:42:57 +0000 UTC]
Glad you liked it ^^ I plan to redo the other profiles in this same way. Damn, that'll make my interview interesting. Me interviewing myself...?
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daimondstrike In reply to Lassic [2010-01-07 21:48:17 +0000 UTC]
Oh man, that'd be funny as hell! XD I should seriously consider doing that!
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