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Published: 2013-01-26 03:50:53 +0000 UTC; Views: 5376; Favourites: 282; Downloads: 67
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Description Just in time for Valentine's Day!

Made of soft, quality fleece, stuffed with teddy bear stuffing, and standing 5 inches tall Cock Blocks are a great pun but also adorable, soft, and cuddly.

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A rooster, also known as a cockerel, cock (from Old English coc) or chanticleer, is a male chicken (Gallus gallus).
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Comments: 61

JohnnySlade [2013-10-08 13:14:40 +0000 UTC]

heheh.... cock

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OogaTheIslander [2013-08-18 09:09:20 +0000 UTC]

I totally lost it at the name.

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Darkauthor81 In reply to OogaTheIslander [2013-08-18 18:23:44 +0000 UTC]

XD

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cozylittleartblog [2013-06-20 22:02:23 +0000 UTC]

I hope you don't mind, but I made a paper version~ [link]

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Darkauthor81 In reply to cozylittleartblog [2013-06-21 05:32:50 +0000 UTC]

That's awesome! I love it! XD

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Crimson-Wolf2323 [2013-02-16 07:19:22 +0000 UTC]

funny and cute

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crystal-of-ix [2013-02-08 21:00:53 +0000 UTC]

Rooster!
Love it!

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featherling [2013-02-06 01:14:20 +0000 UTC]

Hahah awesome pun!

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shirua [2013-02-03 15:30:14 +0000 UTC]

omg this is so cute XD

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psychmeout [2013-02-02 08:31:15 +0000 UTC]

Hahahaha! It's a pun. I love it.

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rentintent [2013-01-28 14:23:21 +0000 UTC]

Ha - awesome!

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kamahoneyeater [2013-01-28 03:34:30 +0000 UTC]

oooh I saw you guys at Sacanime in Sacramento! Cock Block! Yeaaah xD hi

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stabkamay [2013-01-27 13:35:56 +0000 UTC]

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megsamirafauth [2013-01-27 07:03:23 +0000 UTC]

Lulzzzzers

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Ilyere [2013-01-27 00:32:41 +0000 UTC]

You got a favourite from me mainly because of the lulz that occurred upon me seeing this. XD And it is adorable.

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Gryffgirl [2013-01-26 23:46:14 +0000 UTC]

That is cute and I lol'ed at the title!

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iluvhaterz [2013-01-26 22:46:54 +0000 UTC]

BWAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHA highhhlarious.!

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lavadragon [2013-01-26 22:23:22 +0000 UTC]

Ha! Love it!

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PuddingValkyrie [2013-01-26 19:49:05 +0000 UTC]

I.. have to fave this.

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AztyWolfette [2013-01-26 18:52:17 +0000 UTC]

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brittklein13 [2013-01-26 18:44:23 +0000 UTC]

cute

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Christine-E [2013-01-26 18:20:20 +0000 UTC]

Now that's an original idea!

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redconvoy [2013-01-26 18:17:56 +0000 UTC]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!! LOL!!!!!! I love it! XD

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wolfdrawingz [2013-01-26 17:43:12 +0000 UTC]

I see what you did thar xD

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toadstoolteaparty [2013-01-26 17:20:53 +0000 UTC]

hahaha so cute! reminds me of the chickens in Harvest Moon

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FgTru [2013-01-26 14:26:10 +0000 UTC]

That there is one awesome chicken! It looks very well assembled too.

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TemprusofTime [2013-01-26 14:16:13 +0000 UTC]

lol, just awesome. ^.^

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FreckleLemonade [2013-01-26 11:53:43 +0000 UTC]

Ahahaha! Oh that is priceless! xDD

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Spiica [2013-01-26 11:35:56 +0000 UTC]

Oh this is incredible.

Any chance you'll be able to make a huge one?

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Darkauthor81 In reply to Spiica [2013-01-26 18:09:08 +0000 UTC]

Yes the prototype I made was over 3 times this one's size! A friend of mine commissioned it for her boyfriend's birthday. XD I made these ones small to keep the price reasonable.

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Spiica In reply to Darkauthor81 [2013-01-26 22:11:55 +0000 UTC]

xD That's the best birthday present ever.

HI BOYFRAN I GOT YOU A COCKBLOCK.

... D: wot. but whai.

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Zennyo [2013-01-26 11:30:36 +0000 UTC]

I've wanted one of these for so long D':

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Unisiili [2013-01-26 11:26:49 +0000 UTC]

:-----D lolled!
These remind me of the chicken in that Donald Duck story where there were cubic chicken that laid cubic eggs that looked like rocks ^^

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Darkauthor81 In reply to Unisiili [2013-01-26 18:15:14 +0000 UTC]

I know which cartoon you're talking about! Man I haven't seen that since I was a dinky kid.

I miss the old Disney cartoons.

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Niques93 [2013-01-26 11:25:43 +0000 UTC]

I NEED THIS

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sakurablossom143 [2013-01-26 10:00:46 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha!! XD Good use of words!

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DO-anotherstory [2013-01-26 09:38:47 +0000 UTC]

I absolute love this one!!

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Destinyfall [2013-01-26 08:26:58 +0000 UTC]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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clearRAIN44 [2013-01-26 08:21:08 +0000 UTC]

that is hilarious and i want one

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karabasik17 [2013-01-26 07:52:10 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha! Genius name!

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thewhimsy [2013-01-26 07:09:00 +0000 UTC]

I GET IT

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Ormspryde [2013-01-26 06:21:51 +0000 UTC]

Puntastic!

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inugirl08 [2013-01-26 05:18:24 +0000 UTC]

Beautiful.

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Ceieo [2013-01-26 05:13:20 +0000 UTC]

the name brought me here.

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Usako89 [2013-01-26 04:44:31 +0000 UTC]

Totally awesome.

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Speckled-Egg [2013-01-26 04:43:52 +0000 UTC]

This. is. AWESOME.

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katieleesa [2013-01-26 04:43:43 +0000 UTC]

I'd love to get the pattern for this oh my gosh.

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Darkauthor81 In reply to katieleesa [2013-01-26 07:35:19 +0000 UTC]

It's actually really simple. Hardest part is figuring out how to sew material into a cube shape. XD You'll need six square of equal size. Sew four of them end to end in a row. then take each one of those four and sew them to a side of the fifth piece. Then do the same on the other side with the sixth piece.

The rest is drawing a frill, a beak, and wings to put on em. Use teddy bear stuffing to stuff him. You can get it at Walmart, it's the one in the green bag. The blue bag one doesn't work well with this one.

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DeviantCookie In reply to Darkauthor81 [2013-01-26 11:23:10 +0000 UTC]

Yay

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InsaneKitteh [2013-01-26 04:20:58 +0000 UTC]

Lol, I want to get one for my brother and my dad xD You think they'd get the point?

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