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DarthMael — Problem, Shepard?

Published: 2011-09-03 01:15:52 +0000 UTC; Views: 6173; Favourites: 134; Downloads: 81
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Description A little Mass Effect DERP that came into my mind at 4am and refused to go away.
Problem?

P.S.: Don't own anything except the time I've spent on this.
P.P.S.: Had to change some dialog options...
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Comments: 62

RMTG [2012-12-26 03:02:12 +0000 UTC]

Fun~ somehoe I keep thinking TIM is Earth-born Shepard's biological father indeed....
Your work is always so much fin~ Love it~~

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K1LLER-HORNET [2012-08-03 22:12:26 +0000 UTC]

Oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

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DarthMael In reply to K1LLER-HORNET [2012-08-03 23:49:38 +0000 UTC]

Nice one

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Spider-Bat700 [2012-05-29 03:12:47 +0000 UTC]

Holy crap. Believe it or not something similar to this actually entered my mind once. An AU where Saren has the Illusive Man's role. Weird I know, but now that I'm seeing this picture...

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squidbreath [2011-12-06 10:28:22 +0000 UTC]

[link] Have I mentioned that it prompted an excellent fic?

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DarthMael In reply to squidbreath [2011-12-06 11:38:01 +0000 UTC]

Wow. Never expected this O_O
I'm glad people this little piece of fun though

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Mihoshi5 [2011-09-24 14:07:05 +0000 UTC]

LOL

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dartigen [2011-09-24 11:29:50 +0000 UTC]

I always felt Saren's random Zombie Mode was his 'problem? ' moment (or perhaps Sovereign's?) but this would have been even better.

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DarthMael In reply to dartigen [2011-09-24 11:47:39 +0000 UTC]

It was Sovereign's troll moment, I think - Saren (his soul, spirit, mental identity - or whatever turians have) was long gone by then.
I kind of miss Saren in ME2. The Illusive Man is little more than a quest generator, and Harbinger... well, he just isn't there - so to speak. ME2 is definitely lacking in terms of villains.

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Sailfin-Dragon [2011-09-21 15:35:01 +0000 UTC]

Saren, the ultimate troll of ME.

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DarthMael In reply to Sailfin-Dragon [2011-09-21 17:14:07 +0000 UTC]

Indeed

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Sailfin-Dragon In reply to DarthMael [2011-10-01 18:01:20 +0000 UTC]

Sorry, I should've put this
Shepard: Yes, I'll gladly deal with you again instead of my NEW boss!

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squidbreath [2011-09-20 09:46:49 +0000 UTC]

go shoot yourself. NO wait don't! aaaaaaahhh not another zombie cyborg!

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DarthMael In reply to squidbreath [2011-09-20 10:48:36 +0000 UTC]

Zombie Saren : U Mad, Shepard?

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squidbreath In reply to DarthMael [2011-09-20 14:54:09 +0000 UTC]

FFFFFF CARNIFEX

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DarthMael In reply to squidbreath [2011-09-20 15:04:31 +0000 UTC]

M-920 Cain. It will be hard for Saren to come back to life after you nuke him

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Spectator47 [2011-09-20 07:00:26 +0000 UTC]

HAH!

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J-7500 [2011-09-15 12:14:37 +0000 UTC]

LOL

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slaya98 [2011-09-12 14:02:38 +0000 UTC]

YES BIG PROBLEM!!!!! I KILLED YO ASS!!!! lol

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TheDrazonian [2011-09-10 15:03:41 +0000 UTC]

I just went Renegrade XD
Fave

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TheArtributor [2011-09-08 18:47:10 +0000 UTC]

Miranda started a fight with you again, Tim?

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Sailfin-Dragon In reply to TheArtributor [2011-10-01 18:03:39 +0000 UTC]

I think Amelia would be relieved to have Saren back instead of dealing with Tim at this point.

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DarthMael In reply to TheArtributor [2011-09-08 19:31:34 +0000 UTC]

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lamero [2011-09-05 20:46:43 +0000 UTC]

Shepard: Holy Crap!!!

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Topkicker26 [2011-09-05 18:36:59 +0000 UTC]

Your face! : Problem?:

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Topkicker26 In reply to Topkicker26 [2011-09-05 18:37:18 +0000 UTC]

epic fail...

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DarthMael In reply to Topkicker26 [2011-09-05 18:42:23 +0000 UTC]

Whatever do you mean? o_O

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Topkicker26 In reply to DarthMael [2011-09-05 18:51:50 +0000 UTC]

I meant to post the "problem" face and I accidentally pressed "add comment" LOL

Love your piece! It's soooo cool!

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DarthMael In reply to Topkicker26 [2011-09-05 18:53:52 +0000 UTC]

Thanks
And the "problem" face is usually written as : trollface: (remove a space after the first semicolon)

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Topkicker26 In reply to DarthMael [2011-09-05 20:08:21 +0000 UTC]

Oh! I feel so silly now XD. Thank you!

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mporsche [2011-09-05 17:35:08 +0000 UTC]

WTF?

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kuramasflame [2011-09-05 05:36:25 +0000 UTC]

lol first words to come out of my mouth when I saw this "ooo shit where's my gun"

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SlingBlade87 [2011-09-05 05:21:22 +0000 UTC]

Oh shit, this would've been terrifying if it had happened.

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SnGhost [2011-09-05 04:14:00 +0000 UTC]

Shepard: YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT I HAVE A PROBLEM!

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x-RETROspecs-x [2011-09-05 04:05:21 +0000 UTC]

lolol xD

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A-Redheads-Ramblings [2011-09-04 23:52:47 +0000 UTC]

It explains so much!

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DarthMael In reply to A-Redheads-Ramblings [2011-09-05 06:49:43 +0000 UTC]

Indeed

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MARSH [2011-09-04 23:48:00 +0000 UTC]

...This would be amazing if this was actually in the game.

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DarthMael In reply to MARSH [2011-09-05 06:49:33 +0000 UTC]

I agree
We should be able to take over TIM's best lab in ME3 and use it to resurrect Saren and Nihlus... They'll probably kill each other the moment they're awake though. Either that or... they might decide they need to blow off some steam first

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MARSH In reply to DarthMael [2011-09-05 15:07:38 +0000 UTC]

you just read my mind...

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DarthMael In reply to MARSH [2011-09-05 18:30:34 +0000 UTC]

Perhaps I did...
Here, have a pic of them together -> [link]

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MARSH In reply to DarthMael [2011-09-05 18:32:41 +0000 UTC]

Haaa nice~

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Blittzzxander [2011-09-03 23:30:47 +0000 UTC]

Most logical answer should be "WTF?"

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DarthMael In reply to Blittzzxander [2011-09-04 08:42:53 +0000 UTC]

That's why it's listed as a neutral option. It's always the most logical one in Mass Effect

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Blittzzxander In reply to DarthMael [2011-09-04 17:06:38 +0000 UTC]

Or: "Ah, yes, Saren."

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DarthMael In reply to Blittzzxander [2011-09-04 19:45:35 +0000 UTC]

Yep
Perhaps I should've put the Turian Councilor into that chair instead...

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StringOfCurses [2011-09-03 14:36:04 +0000 UTC]

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DarthMael In reply to StringOfCurses [2011-09-03 14:45:54 +0000 UTC]

Not sure what it means, but thanks for the comment

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StringOfCurses In reply to DarthMael [2011-09-03 16:52:11 +0000 UTC]

It made me laugh

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DarthMael In reply to StringOfCurses [2011-09-03 17:25:35 +0000 UTC]

Then it's serving it's purpose well

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