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DarthWoo — Pokemon Rustling

Published: 2005-05-12 23:38:49 +0000 UTC; Views: 56405; Favourites: 464; Downloads: 1421
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Description "Don't you think this is just a little bit harsh?" asked Jesse, just before Officer Jenny gagged her.

Team Rocket had only recently began operations in Tyburn City, but so far, every other team had disappeared, never to be seen again. Jesse and James figured that if they could find out what was going on, the boss would be sure to reward them handsomely. Sadly, they were doomed from the start.

After yet another needlessly complicated plan involving massive Pokémon shaped robots, intricate costumes, and a lot of trickery, just a couple of fatal flaws in the execution of the plan caused everything to fall apart. They ended up in their Meowth balloon, about to blast off yet again, but just as the balloon was sent spiraling into the horizon, Jesse fell out. Officer Jenny and her Bulbasaur assistant had quickly caught up to her.

"We don't take kindly to Pokémon rustlers around these parts." explained Jenny. "We've heard of Team Rocket, and we know that your kind doesn't ever learn any lessons, so thanks to your persistance, this is your reward."

Jenny ripped a sheet from a small pad of paper, scribbling a few things down. The Bulbasaur, one of its vine whips already wrapped around Jesse's wrists, seemed to already know what Jenny had written.

"For the high crime of Pokémon rustling, I, Officer Jenny of the Tyburn City Police Department, hereby sentence you to death by hanging. The sentence is to be carried out immediately."

With a snap of Jenny's finger, another vine whip shot out from the Bulbasaur, wrapping tightly around Jesse's neck, and slowly drawing her up into air.

"Damn....I guess Team Rocket won't be blasting off ever again..." thought Jesse as she lost her footing.

Artist's Notes
Well, this one was fun to do. I usually make any intricate backgrounds in many layers, but I tried doing this piece's background all in one layer. I'm not sure if it really helped or hurt it. I also usually use Poser as a guide when I'm doing my lineart, but I decided this one wasn't particularly complicated, so I skipped that step. I had thought about experimenting with cel-shading, but I figured that I still can't really do it very well.
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Comments: 48

MetalX-2001 [2018-03-15 20:00:17 +0000 UTC]

Well that's harsh

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Orsini1983 [2017-07-26 06:35:51 +0000 UTC]

(5 minutes later)

Officer Jenny: Just keep tightening your grip around her neck, Bulbasaur.

(Jenny hears a maile yelling and looks up to see James)

Jenny: Uh-oh!

(James lands on Jenny, who miraculously breaks his fall)

Jenny: OW!!!

(Bulbasaur releases its grip on Jessie, who then kicks it out of the way)

Jessie/James: (in unison as they run off, leaving Jenny on the ground in pain) Now Team Rocket's RUNNING off again.

James: THANKS FOR BREAKING MY FALL!

Jenny: Bulbasaur, return!

(Bulbasaur goes back into its PokéBall)

Jenny: I'll need a plan to get them once and for all.

(25 minutes later)

Jenny: Here they come, Bulbasaur; remember to squeeze their necks with your vines as hard as you can.

(Bulbasaur lowers its vines partway down, ready to go)

Jessie: I think we lost her.

James: At least we-

(A vine wraps around Jessie's neck, cutting James off in mid-sentence)

James: JESSIE!!!

(James sees a pale white Jessie fall to the ground; vine markings tell that she died of a lack of oxygen)

James: I'M GETTING OUT OF HERE!!!

(James runs in the opposite direction)

Jenny: Oh [expletive]!

(50 minutes later)

(Littleroot Town)

James: I got to swim back to Kanto before she catches up!

(Pallet Town)

James: I hope I don't fall off a cliff and die by being impaled by a stalactite.

(James trips and falls off a cliff, about to meet his impaling fate)

James: THOUGH I COULD BE WRONG!!!

(James gets killed by a stalactite)

(1 month later)

Butch: I guess we'll have to pick up where those losers left off, Cassidy.

Cassidy: Effective immediately, Biff.

Butch: THE NAME'S BUTCH, NOT BIFF; YOU ALREADY KNOW THAT I HAVE A SERIOUS NAME ISSUE!!!

Cassidy: Oh, right; I forgot.

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0ccums-Razor [2015-02-08 01:43:18 +0000 UTC]

Jesse got off easy, considering what the actual PokeDex says some Pokémon can do to humans...

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TanukiTagawa [2014-06-07 03:27:46 +0000 UTC]

Good work!   Now,I´d like suggest a second version to this pic:the officer Jenny sentence Jessie to die by neck snap.Bulbasaur imobilizes Jessie,and the officer implement the sentence.

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Orsini1983 In reply to TanukiTagawa [2017-07-26 06:41:43 +0000 UTC]

You'd have to be real strong to properly perform one of those!

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TanukiTagawa In reply to Orsini1983 [2017-07-27 02:49:34 +0000 UTC]

 Well,I think that the officer Jenny is one this!   However,also is possible a "option B":instead a bulbasaur, use a venusaur that's big and strong enough to implement the sentence.I think that would be great see Jessie die with a amazement look on her face!

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VampireslayerNOT [2014-04-06 00:22:36 +0000 UTC]

Please make more like this!!!!!!!!!

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captinnikon14 [2013-09-02 17:42:52 +0000 UTC]

you should do one of her off the ground


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StitchtheBitch [2011-08-03 15:47:26 +0000 UTC]

Finally! Now we'll never have to deal with this annoying broad again

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Crunk0395 [2010-07-26 08:46:57 +0000 UTC]

Umm... why?

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Psycho333 [2009-12-31 09:46:11 +0000 UTC]

I know this is an old picture but a nude version would be awsome

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Sternbild [2009-07-23 15:02:35 +0000 UTC]

Hang her higher.

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Mercury111 [2008-06-16 05:34:56 +0000 UTC]

i think they should've just had ashes pikachu shock her to death lol

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Riot-Girl-Ino [2008-05-02 23:26:20 +0000 UTC]

This is just cruel.

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Riot-Girl-Ino [2008-03-16 06:27:57 +0000 UTC]

Nice drawing but poor Jessie

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linkiepoo95 [2007-09-26 23:42:09 +0000 UTC]

NOOO! when i was a kid, jesse was one of my favorite characters!

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The-12th-Doctor86 [2007-09-22 17:38:59 +0000 UTC]

I love Bulbasaur's face, like he's sayin. I can't wait to hang her! Now that's justice

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MizzBridget [2007-08-20 19:13:01 +0000 UTC]

Awwww, You should make a sequel where james saves her. I hate officer jennies.

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Jashby [2007-08-20 04:17:20 +0000 UTC]

Haha great concept...
Poor Jessie!

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Secret571 [2007-07-12 03:29:41 +0000 UTC]

Wow, an idiot LOL

I love the pic

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44lois2 [2007-06-23 13:44:55 +0000 UTC]

i hate your artwork...

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akumu27 [2007-03-25 02:40:44 +0000 UTC]

wow, you should do this one nude (both of 'em)

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Kastor15 [2006-12-03 10:21:05 +0000 UTC]

I hate that fucked up hag-bitch Jessie for life! And thank you, the artist of this masterpiece, for giving me vengeance to her fuckin face! And tks for drawing nicely, especially the voluptous Jenny...

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The-12th-Doctor86 [2006-11-21 18:02:42 +0000 UTC]

That's a good way. Or Officer Jenny can comit some "police brutality" on Jessie, and Jessie can "resist arrest"

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MizSeri [2006-03-21 17:13:05 +0000 UTC]

Oh no! Poor Jessie! Hurry, anyone got a charmander?!

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Mitchfoxbane [2005-11-29 19:49:33 +0000 UTC]

or maybe... [link]

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Mitchfoxbane [2005-11-29 19:47:41 +0000 UTC]

And one more thing, in case you don't know her, I'll show you a pic of her being tied up... [link]

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Mitchfoxbane [2005-11-29 18:57:31 +0000 UTC]

Mwahahaha...Die Jessie! Die! Say...if you have done morbid pokemon fanart, why don't you try doing a fanart on Digimon Tamers as my part of request when Jeri Katou gets tied up, strangled and choked while the D-reaper is toying with her from one episode in the climax? You can do that to my hated character...

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Gosujin [2005-10-21 18:48:48 +0000 UTC]

Jessie looks very cute like that. Poor girl, though...

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RoadDogg [2005-06-17 05:22:33 +0000 UTC]

Aww. I agree with JazzLizard. Rape, dammit!

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DarthWoo In reply to RoadDogg [2005-06-17 06:51:11 +0000 UTC]

Well, I obviously couldn't post it here if I did do something like that.

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xailon [2005-05-18 10:40:09 +0000 UTC]

lmao that rocks!

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punkboy22002 [2005-05-17 20:02:48 +0000 UTC]

do you have a thing about hanging people?

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DarthWoo In reply to punkboy22002 [2005-05-18 15:12:04 +0000 UTC]

Yes, yes I do.

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punkboy22002 In reply to DarthWoo [2005-05-18 23:23:37 +0000 UTC]

lol

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hilarymai [2005-05-14 18:57:16 +0000 UTC]

the shading is sooo good! i love it

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DarthWoo In reply to hilarymai [2005-05-15 16:25:53 +0000 UTC]

Thank you very much.

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SittinDuck [2005-05-13 17:06:03 +0000 UTC]

Tsk, tsk, tsk... Crime doesn't pay now does it? I have a question though, can you kill a zombie by hanging?

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DarthWoo In reply to SittinDuck [2005-05-13 17:12:13 +0000 UTC]

Probably not. If we're going by typical zombie movie standards, decapitation will effectively kill a zombie, but unless you give them a really long drop, they probably won't be decapitated. I've seen some pictures of hanged people who weren't found for months afterward, and despite the sort of melting effect on the rest of their bodies, their head hadn't popped off or anything.

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SittinDuck In reply to DarthWoo [2005-05-13 17:13:58 +0000 UTC]

Thanks! I needed it for a zombie short. Keep up the great work.

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genesis44 [2005-05-13 05:36:27 +0000 UTC]

Nice use of colors! The subjects and the background alike are really shaded and colored well; nice attention to detail.

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DarthWoo In reply to genesis44 [2005-05-13 05:54:20 +0000 UTC]

Thanks.

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JazzLizard [2005-05-13 00:29:07 +0000 UTC]

Aw phoey, I was hoping for "death by tentacle raping"

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swordstick76 In reply to JazzLizard [2008-01-19 15:00:20 +0000 UTC]

yeah, me too...

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clamman5 In reply to JazzLizard [2007-11-05 23:34:29 +0000 UTC]

lol me

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clamman5 In reply to clamman5 [2007-11-05 23:38:20 +0000 UTC]

...too great pic darth woo sry for double posting

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games414 In reply to JazzLizard [2007-07-17 23:34:32 +0000 UTC]

me too

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sakuramustdiemore In reply to JazzLizard [2007-02-03 12:22:29 +0000 UTC]

so was i....kinda

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