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Yea mate. So once in Australia there was this guy we'll call him Jake, and he was, like, really into learning about dogs, and I asked him to identify my dog, and he said that he had no damn idea what it was, so he took my dog to a lab. But unfortunately I was like, really drugged up from eating 40 packs of Snickers so I thought that he said he was going to do some intense surgery just to find out what breed my dog was, so I went into a road rage trying to destroy his car before he can get to his lab using a nuke that I stole from a soldier that I found dead because my dog apparently scared the living crap out of him and while I was driving, I realized that I'm not old enough to drive, and somehow I knocked out the owner of the car but while I was thinking, I crashed into his building and his car and the whole place blew up, and I was just there sitting and seeing the destruction that I caused and said "I'm going to jail"

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Yea mate. So once in Australia there was this guy we'll call him Jake, and he was, like, really into learning about dogs, and I asked him to identify my dog, and he said that he had no damn idea what it was, so he took my dog to a lab. But unfortunately I was like, really drugged up from eating 40 packs of Snickers so I thought that he said he was going to do some intense surgery just to find out what breed my dog was, so I went into a road rage trying to destroy his car before he can get to his lab using a nuke that I stole from a soldier that I found dead because my dog apparently scared the living crap out of him and while I was driving, I realized that I'm not old enough to drive, and somehow I knocked out the owner of the car but while I was thinking, I crashed into his building and his car and the whole place blew up, and I was just there sitting and seeing the destruction that I caused and said "I'm going to jail"