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Published: 2012-10-22 12:16:34 +0000 UTC; Views: 1157; Favourites: 67; Downloads: 9
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Description
of course it would be up to the friendleader and palhoncho to confront this kind of thing hehetrolls hatch and are fed by lusus. they wouldn't have bellybuttons or nipples. uhm, also, i like to dabble in the part of the fandom that says karkat's mutations also give him (useless) gill slats nun
as far as the whole tentacle bulge/coiling/nook thing goes, yeah, but i would never.. ha draw anything like that. or write. or rp. i'm a total wuss okay and human anatomy is weird enough lol!!!
this is for ~OctaviaVectorr . she got me set on another johnkat kick (i always leave this ship, then come back later and go 'this is the best thing ever!' then ditch it again not long after ha) and she kinda did me a solid earlier... ;///;
john, karkat-> hussie
art-> me
i tried to upload these three or four times last night ugh hopefully it'll go through now. really don't like the new submission page and automatic sta.shing of crap. can you turn off the auto-save thing?
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Comments: 128
All because of meeeee~
MEEEEEE
You know you like it bby
AHA! I agree with the description. I would never write or RP. I can't do it. Just.. so hard.. XD I would but it'd be all embarrassing and shizz.
OH GOG THIS IS SO SEXY
KARKAT'S FACE IS SEXY.
REALLY SEXY
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XDDDD I ALREADY DREW YOU KARKAT IN DAVE'S PANTS
AND JOHN'S PANTS COUGH COUGH
IS THAT NOT ENOUGH KARKAT PANTS ACTION XDDDD
but omg yes all for you
you make me want to johnkat
i make you want to davekat
otp sharing omg <3
anyways thank you thank you
i redrew karkat's face a few times and was finally like 'it's late' XDD
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UPLOAD.
OR SEND ME.
NOW
FRIGGIN
NOW.
XD
all fo' lil' ol' me. X3
johnkat is so hawt
and davekat is too
<3
np np
XDD
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wait
did i ever give you the davekat one??? XDDD
and you know the johnkat
the johnkat >/U/>
hehehe
they are omg
OT3 yes yes yes
cherrypepsicola is now an actual used term for it
i'm like
amazed
I CAME UP WITH A SHIPPY NAME THAT CAUGHT ON /flail
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never gave me davekat
is johnkat the one i uploaddeddd?
;3
hehehe
yesssss
OT3
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pfft i'll just e-mail it to you XD
it's a messy mess
really messy
sorry XDD YOU GET ALL THE BACKGROUND INFO I DON'T POST APPARENTLY
you are the VIP to my disaster
it is you
and yes it is xDDD how's that doing?
yes
i want to draw it now XDDD any ideas?
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Okay
*waits for email*
nothing yet. :c
Nope.. XD
More Karkitty in the middle.
Or John.
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i just now sent it XDD i mean, started
it takes forever to send pics lmao
karkat is forever in the middle XD
that is the ultimate uke for that relationship
mmmmm
what to doooo
maybe watching a scary movie or something XD
karkat hiding behind a pillow curled up in the middle
john clinging to him
dave on the other end just casually sitting there lol
no i'm not good with couches XDDD UHM
maybe
eating
something
dessert-y a'course
a banana split or something XDDDD
GIANT ROOTBEER FLOAT XDDDD
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XD
YES. ALL OF THEM
SHARING A DRINK
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YES
karkat is in the middle obv
lololol
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OMG IS IT SENT YET?
yeayeayea
mmm
so
hot
omg
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yes XD
it'll be chibis
i'm too lazy lol
it'll be more cute than hawt SORRY XDD
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LOL got it
"So quick to take off your pants"
ROFL
XDD
d'awww it's coo.
cool*
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XDD
oh gawd Joce I need hot JohnKat smut.
I need it.
XD
The smut of them is so...
UNF
especially with John as a an uke,
cause it totally fits him. XD
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I'm in a toss-up over seme/uke for them xDDD
I think it depends on how they end up together
wether Karkat snaps a fuse and just attacks him (with kussus and buckets)
or if it was from john's revelation of 'no-no-homo' and gaycrushes on trolls
either karkat would fight his way on top or he'd be too shocked to fight against john xDDDD
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yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes
delicioussssssssssssss
Oh gawd seme/uke for eitherrrrrrrrr
"YOU CANNOT ESCAPE THE RED MILES!!"
"IM GOING TO FILL YOU LIKE THE BUCKET YOU ARE!!"
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OH MY GOSH XDDDDDD
THAT LINE
OH MY GOSH
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LOLLL
I CRACKED UPPPPPPPPPPP
XDD
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LOLL
SO JOHN IS A BUCKET? XDDD
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only for karkat ;D
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hehehehee
yea
not for dave.
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oh my gog could you see dave saying that to Karkat??? XDDDD
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-insert sassy Karkat here-
Karkat: HEY FUCKASS. JUST WANNA LET YOU KNOW, JOHN IS MINE. SO HAH. NONE FOR YOU FUCKER. *Swings pointer finger back and forth*
Dave:
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first thought
karkat is disco dancing
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LOL
HOW DID YOU GET THAT?
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because he was moving his finger back and forth XDDDD
i can't remember if i showed you
but it's
it's amazing okay
AMAZING
i got this word for word out of the Timetables of History
right in the middle of school
i squealed like a friggen hog
1422: Blind Hussite general John Ziska of Trocnov defeats the imperial army near Prague.
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LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
BLIND
HUSSIE
JOHN
VRISKA
trocnov..
PRAGUE..
uhh..
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blind
hussie
john
vriska
tavros
imperial army
i was just like
OH MY GOG
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LOLOL
Joce
I'm reading this fanfiction, (Veins)
and it displays the following:
The yet-to-be-named Gemini walks along one of the many long, meandering dirt trails leading to the West Campus. Since he memorized the map of the campus, he knew the location of his destination. It was not far, but it consumed the better part of a few minutes to get there. It just so happened that he was now standing right outside of the Prospit Dorm, which was in fact, his destination. He was a fast walker.
He enters the dorm and finds his way to room 612. The Gemini hesitates at the door, for heard loud swearing and disconcerting sounds emanating from the room's interior.
"Egderp, you asshole! That does not go there!" came a frustrated voice. Our Gemini knew that voice all too well.
"Of course it goes there, Karkat, that's how it's supposed to move."
"Don't touch that, or I will end you."
"Too bad, Karkles. You're mine now!"
"Yeah, yeah, whatever. Well, is that supposed to go there, then?"
"No, just slide it over here. Yeah, right there. That's good. No, wait, stop moving it like that! Here let me help."
"No way! Get your hand away from it! Stop, dumbshit, I got this."
"Can you handle it, Kar?"
A groan of frustration was heard.
"I cannot believe I allowed you to talk me into this bullshittery."
"How ever could you resist such tempting human activities?"
Another unsettling growl did not go unheard by the Gemini.
"Just shut the fucking hell up and move already! I am getting very impatient with this."
"Make me."
"Oh, I sure as hell will!"
There was a loud thump and a moan.
"Fuck you, Egderp."
"We aren't to that stage quite yet, Karkat."
At this point, the Gemini was thoroughly disgusted with what he perceived was going on in there, and he decided to knock. He hoped desperately that they had their clothes on.
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OH MY GOG XDDDDDD
WHAT
WAS GOING ON THERE
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They were playing a board game.
Seriously.
They were.
if only it was sex instead
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oh my gosh okay
okay
i
was like 'this is not sex'
then there was the thump/moan and i'm like
'oh my gog it's totally sex'
XDDD
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DUDE IF IT WAS SEX..
oh gawd..
mmmmm. XD
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XDD
-awks-
hehehe.
"Just shut the fucking hell up and move already! I am getting very impatient with this."
"Make me."
"Oh, I sure as hell will!"
There was a loud thump and a moan.
"Fuck you, Egderp."
"We aren't to that stage quite yet, Karkat."
Best lines.
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yes omg XDDDDD
i'm sorry
no i'm not
but that's just amazing xD
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oh gawd i know.
XDD
i'mnotsorryeither ((I had to spell "either" like 5 times))
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dude okay
okay this will sound stupid or horrible
but like
john is the heir of breath, right?
and with wind you expect things to carry
like sounds and stuff
and i'm like
johnkatordavejohnorhellcherrypepsicola john would be like
i can't even X/DDDDD
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I'M BEING A SHIPPY HC-Y IDITO IGNORE MEA
... nvm i'm being rola instead lololol
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Lolol.
Okay RoLa.
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tnunt
lmao that looks weird heh
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XD it does.
omg I need some Sexy JohnKat right now.
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i'm drawing uhm... something i'm not posting psh
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send it to me? X3
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it's still a WIP but it's not like uhm
smexy times or anything
just sadstuck :/
iunno sometimes i just randomly get a hankerin' for some tearjerkin'
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yeayea
i know how you feel
those feels
you be feelin'.
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