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from a convo with ~CakeyNuggets , turned into a get-well-soon for ~aimee-pie <33SO GET WELL SOON, SWEETIE PIE! <3
((i think i'm kinda late lol w/e))
DIRK GET YOuR FILTHY HuMAN MOuTH OFF OF MY CANDY.
I'm the one who gave you the candy in the first place.
IT'S STILL FuCKING MINE.
Dirk, Caliborn~> Hussie
Art~> Me
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Pocky Game! with Dirk and Caliborn (uu as a troll) X3
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THE COLLAR
OR NECKLACE OR WHATEVER ON HIS NECK
STOP
WITH MY BRAIN JO.
THIS. Fucking this. i am better now. like
a
magic thing.
whatzit..whatever
THANKOO BABBU <3
*pappleshugs*
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I ALMOST ALWAYS DRAW DIRK WITH IT XD
ever since femi!dirk happened
it's just
a thing
I do
lol
AND AWESOME!! YOU ARE SO WELCOME!! *hugsl*
hugsl. legit.
also, the HC behind it was that Dirk supplies uu with sweets, especially Pocky XD and that uu has a thing for tictacs, but that's an older HC
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From that one RP?
IOWM
DUDE WHAT IF COLLAR.
AND uu ALWAYS WONDERS HOW HE GOT IT.
I
Sometimes draw spiked collars on..
certian..
boys..DAVEANDDIRK
HUGSL.
YES. SHare. Because i ALSO Hc that trolls would kind of like sweets an such. Since they really only have meat since it's what they're used to?
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Yes XD
SURE
like
in that one scene
at teh carnival
because uu is so short
he could jerk on Dirk's collarthing so he could reach lol
I LOVE DRAWING THEM WITH COLLARS... COUGHCOUGH
I used to always give Roxy spiked bands
then Meenah came along and actually had them lol
yes~
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OMG YES.
And like
omg
Dirk would comply
and stuff
and what if uu kind of just figured he can tug on Dirk's collar when he wants something
lol
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yes
he would, like, attack anyone else who touches Dirk's collar
be all
MINE
BACK
THE
FuCK
OFF
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YESSS
SS
Like
Roxy
would toy with it
and Dirkw ould just be a smug mofo
just to be dicks
because
they both KNOW
it bothers him.
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they're so mean XD
it's funny cos
everyone knows how everyone else feels
and it's like
they're still all weird and teenage-awkward
about getting together hehehe
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UGH YES.
And like
Dirk with his COLLAR.
Everyone else is sick minded.
And there is KINKY THOUGHTS AND GOSSIP.
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YES!!!
uu wouldn't know waht they're talking about
((innocent babbu))
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OMG YES
And Roxy
would
constantly make EVERYTHING he said
dirsty.
because its roxy for god sakes!
SASSY
SEXY
FOXY
ROXY.
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YES
uu gets frustrated
and he'd probably just give up
because he just couldn't do it anymore cos he doesn't get them
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HUGE ERIDAN FEELS OMG.
Sorry.
This song is just
AND YUES
OMG YES
And Roxy just kind of stares at him
andwhenhe asks 'What the fuck is wrong lalonde.' she just says
'Nothing. IMagining.. something.. tehehe.'
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LOL
bad roxy
bad
uu is an INNOCENT BABBU
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BUCKET
OBSESSION
NOTHING
NO DISCRESSI-O-N YEAHHH BABYYYYY
OBSESSION
WITH THE SUCESSION
OF THE FACT
OF
LIFE.
SO HERES MY CONFESSION
OF MY SHAMELESS
OBSESSION
BUCKETBUCKETBUCKET
This is what Roxy and DIrk
are
going to sing okay.
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XDDDDDDDD
he
ran
away
because
I was laughing too hard
and I couldn't
think
straight
I'M SO SORRY
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AND SHE WAS ALL BLEH BUT IN REALITEH
ITS JUST A FORMALITY
TO USE SIIILVERRR
BECAUSE ANYTHING ELSE
IS EITHER TO
DAMN EXPENSIVE
OR SO DAMN INSENSITIVE
THAT YOUR LITTLE GRAY BITCH WON'T AGREEE
SO
GET DOWN ON YOUR KNEES AND
TELL ME YOU LOVE ME
BECAUSE THIS PAIL
AIN'T GONNA AID IT'SELF
(and so on!)
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THAT
IS
JUST
AMAZING
XDDDDD
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I THINK I AM WORTHY
OF THOSE SHADES.
<3
Dude
what
happened to stridercest.
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omg
WE NEED THAT TO START UP
BECAUSE LOOK.
Me and my brother's conversation was suuuper funny.
Bruddah: and oh my god, Dirk would like, PURRPOSEFULLY fondle Dave.
Bruddah: lol PURPOSEFULLY. Sorry.
Me: Oh god yes and then Dave would be all 'GOD DAMMN IT ST-aaaaa..'
Bruddah: And then Stridercest.
Me: And Rose and Roxy would leave.
Bruddah: and then it would get STEAMMYYYYY
Me: IOWIDIDM
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OMG XDDDD
I LOVE THIS IDEA
BUT I AM A TOTAL WHIMP BAAAAAH RANDOMLY FONDLING PEOPLE HOW DO I
I'm legit so whimpy that I just started blushing trying to figure out how to word this out XDDDD
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Uhm
dont be weirded out.
but I often just like
find myself toying with somebody's fingers/hair/nose
YOU
NAME IT EXEPT NETHER REGIONS.
I fondle
it is me.
Just like ALL YOU HAVE TO DO.
Just fondeling in a more SUGGESTIVE way and less like Pie whom is curious about why you smell and look the waY YOU DO
Dude
dude
dude
YOU ARE TALKING TO THE SHAMELESS SHIPPERS.
As Dirk put it,
"Mess with her ships and she will burn your ass at the stake." THIS IS ME.
AND MY BROTHER.
MOSTLY MEEE
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XDDDDD
I
like to play with hair
but I'm really really shy irl
so Taylor's hair is the only I ever mess with
AND
OKAY
I
CAN
TRY NOT TO SHY AWAY
<3
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omg dude i
I am REALLY shy
but i I'm just sitting down
with my bf friend and brother,
I'll mainly toy with Ed's hipster hair,
or my brother's guitar fingers
or Jake's shirt. (I LIKE IT. Either that or his scarf..)
HERE.
A STORY QUICKIE.
I was at work and just typing away for a report on this douche kid that got himself arrested, and Philene comes in and hands me some papers and I didn't realize it but I WAS FONDELING MY BRA. and IM JUST LIKE 'Oh.. thanks... *Go back to fondeling*"
for no EASOnm.
YOU CAN DO IT.
SHAMELESS STRIDER.
<333
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XDDDDDDD
THIS WHOLE THING
XDDDD
oh my gog
so I do this thing
where I put the tip of my thumb in my mouth when I think
like I'm biting my nail but I usually don't
and I did that once in public and Grandma turns around and SHOUTS
"JOCELYN AMI-LIAN CHERRY BRODEUR, ARE YOU PICKING YOUR NOSE AND EATING IT IN PUBLIC???"
and I went RED in the face
because all these people turned to look at me
and I'm
just
like
NO
and she's looking at my face like she doesn't believe me
IT WAS HORRIBLE XDDDDD
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OMG.
Okay so i often find myself nibbling my fingers when I'm bored.
And this guy
is really sick minded at school.
And I was doing this in the middle of a lecture
doodling some Davekats and Stridercest
and um
he got the wrong idea
and got SCARLET in teh face.
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OH MY GOG XDDDDD
THAT'S
JUST
AMAZING
tell me you got that cleared up XDDDD
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I DIDNT
AND NOW WHENEVER I DO THAT
ITS JUST AWKWARD
Sometimes thouygh
I do so just to be a twit.
Like,
OH YEAH YESTERDAY?
WHEN I WAS IN CLASS (lol repling in class is fun,)
I was kind of casually
just nibbling my fingers,leaning on my desk
being all rola
and I EVEN JUST KINDA SigHED A LITTLE
AND THE GUYS AROUND ME
MADE LITTLE FACES OF EMBARASSMENT
AND WERE LIKE 'ohshitpantsstoppit'
and
btw,
MY TEACHER LOOKS LIKE JOHN OMG.
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XDD
DUDE
I CAN'T EVEN
FORMULATE
REPLIES ANYMORE
I'M JUST
LAUGHTER
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I HAVE MORE. WANNA HEAR
THE
BEST
ONE EVER?
THIS ONE MAKES EVEN uu LAUGH.
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OKAY SO.
I WENT TO SCHOOL AS KARKAT RIGHT.
KNIGHT OF BLOOD HOODIE EVEN
(Home made though)
AND I WAS SIMPLY SITTING THERE
Simply sitting there, black hair and everything, messy hair
and shit
and
OMG.
DUDE.
So I was biting my nais, unimpressed with this new bitch. She was already into the inner circle of other BITCHES
and she was all gossiping
and in true Karkat fa-SHON
I just got up, went over, was a mutant regect DOUCHE
and was just like (USED YOUR LINE BE PROUD BECAUSE I WAS BLUSHING AFTER.) "Spreading shit, eh? Least it aint your legs, babydoll." And walked past her.
ONCE IN THE HALL I RAN FOR MY LIFE AND HID IN A LOCKER.
(I'm tiny. Like, maybe four or five feet I DONT KNOW. But I fit in our giant lockers..)
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OH MY GOG THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THAT XDDDD
I
almost forgot about that line
but I still think of it sometimes when I see girls like her talking XDDD
DUDE THREE THUMBS UP
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THERE ARE MOE BUT THEY GET WORSE.
THANK.
Dude
I'm going to school as Karkat tomorrow.
Nobody knows ITS SECRETLY PIE
IM SERIOUS.
NOBOOBY.
Like,
nobodyhas figured it out. I get all crackly in my tone and like, swear a bit, and they DONTKNOW.
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XDD
that sounds like a very unobservational bunch!! who else would it be?
like, do they ever throw guesses at you?
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Dude
I am such a good actor though.
I usually act sick the day before Karkat shows up.
And they're just
stupid enough to belive that it's him.
but theyre not homestuckers so its harder to figure out??
they do.
They ask me who I am and I answer 'Karkat fucking Vantas, asshole.'
lol
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Lol yess
awwwwwww So
Ed
was just like
'So Pie what if I went as humanEridan, Jake as jake and your brother as his DICKWWAD patron. solluxisanasshole.'
and
so
tomorrow will be FUN
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THAT'S AMAZING XDDDDD
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SO
Dude omg I have to have him over to dye his hair NOW
I think I still have some purple left.
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XDDD
it's twelve thirty am here lol
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LOL
Eleven here.
I WISH
I
OMG
lol
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you see? Caliborn steals Dirks shit and claims it his.
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my part, is now done and up
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