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Published: 2016-01-02 20:12:17 +0000 UTC; Views: 475; Favourites: 3; Downloads: 0
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Blunzolas is a singular entity found almost anywhere across space. Blunzolas has never spoken, nor has he uttered a single noise in his life. Existing seemingly for the sole purpose of messing with people, Blunzolas frequently appears on asteroids and other lifeless planets while they are being explored. Once there, Blunzolas will stalk the human explorers and inadvertantly cause a lot of "alien-sightings".Blunzolas has never killed anyone, but he is known to have destroyed space probes and tampered with mechanical systems. Some alien sightings are pictures of Blunzolas, and some are fabricated images made by him and installed into the cameras. Why Blunzolas does all these mischevous things is unknown, but it is probably because he is a douche.
Aliens can troll too, you know
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Comments: 17
detectOplasm In reply to TheExtremeTardigrade [2017-01-15 09:11:34 +0000 UTC]
Yeh... having fun at everyone else's expense
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TheExtremeTardigrade In reply to detectOplasm [2017-01-15 17:18:31 +0000 UTC]
What a chicken nugget
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detectOplasm In reply to TheExtremeTardigrade [2017-01-15 21:09:24 +0000 UTC]
I know, he's such a goddam ice cream cone. It's like, dude, just stop .
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TheExtremeTardigrade In reply to detectOplasm [2017-01-15 21:12:08 +0000 UTC]
Such a fucking bowl of ramen noodles
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detectOplasm In reply to TheExtremeTardigrade [2017-01-15 21:32:56 +0000 UTC]
Go die in a raging barley tornado.
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TheExtremeTardigrade In reply to detectOplasm [2017-01-15 21:36:06 +0000 UTC]
me or blunzolas?
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detectOplasm In reply to TheExtremeTardigrade [2017-01-15 21:40:08 +0000 UTC]
It depends on whether or not that last comment was directed at me XD
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TheExtremeTardigrade In reply to detectOplasm [2017-01-15 21:45:18 +0000 UTC]
it was directed towards blunzolas xD
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detectOplasm In reply to TheExtremeTardigrade [2017-01-15 21:56:12 +0000 UTC]
Oh ok.
Then that was directed at him too.
Not like there ARE barley tornadoes on his planet. You have to have barley for that to happen.
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TheExtremeTardigrade In reply to detectOplasm [2017-01-15 21:56:53 +0000 UTC]
what type of plants are there
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detectOplasm In reply to TheExtremeTardigrade [2017-01-16 19:23:01 +0000 UTC]
Probably none. I imagine the other lifeforms are just bacteria that build mineral colonies .
That's what you're seeing in the background. Those withered zigzagging spikes? Those are bacterial deposits.
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sabihana [2016-01-02 20:15:17 +0000 UTC]
Or maybe he's inserting terror in all of us so iT CAN BE EASIER TO EAT US LATER
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