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I've seen cat petting guides, dog petting guides, and even goat petting guides. That's all fine and good, but where are the crustacean sections? Sure, maybe I can manhandle someone else's dog, but what if I want to manhandle their crab? Unfortunately there was no quick internet fix for this, so after painstaking research I had to create my own. Feel free to use as a real guide. Mail all lost fingers to "thebloodlustisreal@gmail.com"

Description
I've seen cat petting guides, dog petting guides, and even goat petting guides. That's all fine and good, but where are the crustacean sections? Sure, maybe I can manhandle someone else's dog, but what if I want to manhandle their crab? Unfortunately there was no quick internet fix for this, so after painstaking research I had to create my own. Feel free to use as a real guide. Mail all lost fingers to "thebloodlustisreal@gmail.com"