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Published: 2006-10-31 12:49:40 +0000 UTC; Views: 6069; Favourites: 40; Downloads: 18
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This is what I finally decided to use as my avatar.He has used his "transform" technique, as in certain episodes of the show (on the "Help Wanted" episode, he transformed into numbers) to turn into Sponge
.Maybe we should promote the development and use of open-source software, especially open-source Nickelodeon software...
Later on, I found that I not only created an original character, but a mascot (for OpenNickelodeon) as well.
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Hey, hey, hey
I got a condo in Manhattan
Baby girl, what's hatnin'?
You and your ass invited
So gon' and get to clappin'
Go pop it for a player
Pop, pop it for me
Turn around and drop it for a player
Drop, drop it for me
I'll rent a beach house in Miami
Wake up with no jammies (Nope)
Lobster tail for dinner
Julio serve that scampi (Julio!)
You got it if you want it
Got, got it if you want it
Said you got it if you want it
Take my wallet if you want it now
Jump in the Cadillac, girl, let's put some miles on it
Anything you want, just to put a smile on it
You deserve it baby, you deserve it all
And I'm gonna give it to you
Gold jewelry shining so bright
Strawberry champagne on ice
Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like
Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like
Sex by the fire at night
Silk sheets and diamonds all white
Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like
Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like
I'm talkin' trips to Puerto Rico
Say the word and we go
You can be my freaka
Girl, I'll be a fleeko, mamacita
I will never make a promise that I can't keep
I promise that your smile ain't gon' never leave
Shopping sprees in Paris
Everything 24 karats
Take a look in that mirror
Now tell me who's the fairest
Is it you? (is it you?) Is it me? (is it me?)
Say it's us (say it's us) and I'll agree, baby
Jump in the Cadillac, girl, let's put some miles on it
Anything you want, just to put a smile on it
You deserve it baby, you deserve it all
And I'm gonna give it to you
Gold jewelry shining so bright
Strawberry champagne on ice
Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like
Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like
Sex by the fire at night
Silk sheets and diamonds all white
Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like
Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like
[Bridge]
If you say you want a good time
Well here I am baby, here I am baby
Talk to me, talk to me, talk to me
Tell me what's on your mind (what's on your mind)
If you want it, girl come and get it
All this is here for you
Tell me, baby, tell me, tell me, baby
What you tryna do
Gold jewelry shining so bright
Strawberry champagne on ice
Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like
Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like
Sex by the fire at night (Sex by the fire at night)
Silk sheets and diamonds all white
Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like
Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like
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When I was young just five years old
My mother told me to believe in God
All these years I never could forget
Should have realized it was bullshit
By looking at the scum in this world
I just can't believe what I am told
The fucked-up things that happen everyday
If there is a God why do we live this way
Because ... There is no God
God is just a name for the good in this world
Evil is just a name for all that is bad
All the people who worship one or the other
Believe me when I say they are all fucking sad
Can't trust the country in which you thrive
They build more missiles to take your lives
Federal officials watching every more you make
Breathing their air and taking up their space
Nuclear holocaust is just around the corner
Always lived my life in constant fear
Radiation tears the flesh from my bones
Now I am dead and God still isn't here
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...Infiltrate... ...the enemy fortress... ...Outer Heaven!
...Destroy... ...the final weapon... ...Metal Gear!
-Your mission is to infiltrate the fortress Galuade, rescue the hostages and
neutralize Metal Gear before its assembly is complete.
-Variety Level 13 Rescue Meryl, the "Return of Genola."
(referring to Metal Gear Solid: VR Missions/Metal Gear Solid Intergral)
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-Mind the gap.
-President Baker should be somewhere to the south of where you blasted through
the wall. Hurry and save him before the terrorists discover his code.
-Kawanishi-Noseguchi, Kinunobebashi, Takiyama, Uguisunomori, Tsuzumigataki,
Tada, Hirano, Ichinotorii, Uneno, Yamashita, Sasabe, Kofudai, Tokiwadai,
Myoukenguchi.
-I noticed this a while back, but you have far too many Game Overs. Sorry to be
blunt, but you really stink at this game.
-Honestly, though, you have played the game for a long time. Don't you have
anything else to do with your time?
-You got a PSG-1? You can use that against Sniper Wolf. Hurry up and save
Meryl!
-You seem to get a real thrill out of slaughtering the enemy. Are you
frustrated about something?
-Even my patience has its limits. I just can't leave this thing up to you any
longer. I'll do the fighting! You can just go home!
-Actually, I am in really bad shape financially. I pay money to my ex-wife as
part of our divorce settlement, among other bills... I just had no choice but
to make you pay for lunch the other day. I'm really sorry.
-An Anemone or Clematis plant's juice can cause a rash. When pruning them it's
a good idea to wear gloves.
-Big Boss here... Enter the track on the bridge to the right... Over.
-Actually, there is something I have been meaning to tell you but I just
couldn't... I think you should know, though. On Saturday morning last week I
saw a guy leaving Rosemary's room... How should I put it, it was like they
were ... "intimate." I'm sorry. Sorry to bring this up during the mission,
but...
-I say again. Your duty is to infiltrate Zanzibar Land. And seize Kio Marf, an
abducted Czechoslovakian biologist.
-Snake, there's a fork in the conveyor belt. The machine is automatically
sorting cargo according to some system. Take a good look at the device.
-Snake, take the power plant out. Set C4 explosives on four key points
to destroy the structure.
-Snake, they've input both detonation codes. The only way to stop the launch
now is to use the card key to re-input the codes.
-Snake, destroy the power plant's main turbine. It's located in the B1 floor of
the plant. Break into the B1 floor.
-Variety Level 7 Shoot down the space invaders! Training will have to be
postponed if we are invaded by UFOs.
-Weapon Mode Socom Level 01 Destroy all targets to reach the goal! Number of
targets: 3.
-Snake, like Shakespeare said: "Nought's had, all's spent, Where our desire is
got without content." Basically, it means that your desire can get you into
trouble if you're not careful. That goes for Items too. Don't get too greedy or
you might be sorry. Be careful, Snake.
-Snake, remember what De Gaulle said: "The graveyards are full of indispensable
men." Snake, you're all alone and surrounded by bad guys. Try to be careful and
avoid getting into a fight whenever you can.
-Listen, you haven't reported in for a long time until now. You think you can
just CALL only when you want something? You disappoint me.
-Communicator Entertainment Program Idea Spy 2.5 (Two-point-five) Episode 1 New
York. Here in the city where dreams come true and desires rule, something is
being bought, sold and thrown away, even as we speak. But behind the scenes of
business as usual, the nefarious J.E. (Junker Expensive) Corporation lines its
already bloated coffers with profits from worthless products. As J.E. swindles
yet another innocent into purchasing high-priced junk...the FBI mobilizes a
top-secret task force to put a stop to the menace. Now, the city's best-kept
secret spy is out there, briefed and ready to protect the people from J.E., the
catalogue of conspiracy -- just call him 2.5 (Two-point-five).
-I can't believe it -- that someone who has committed all those twisted acts in
the woman's bathroom would make it this far... this is the end of the world.
-Munch, munch...Um? Raiden? I'm eating right now. Get back to me later...munch,
munch...
-You wouldn't be trying to give yourself a bogus score using some ingenious
trick would you? That's just about as low as anyone could possibly stoop! I
can't believe you sometimes...
-That reminds me, I saw Gubayama the other day in Shibomnigee. He said to give
you his best.
-La-li-lu-le-lo! La-li-lu-le-lo!! La-li-lu-le-lo!!!
-I'm not home right now. Please leave a message after the beep. BEEP
-ZZ...zz...
-I was a North American Fall Webworm in my past life. Those were the good old
days... What were you in your former life?
-I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with
the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!
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Warning
The following video contains strong language
and adult themes, and is not intended for
younger audiences. Viewer discretion is advised.
[title card]
CHIEF: hay bay b [comes to a pink spartan] wut u duin 2 nite?/ / thurs a partay in mai armer adn ur invti3d!1
[beat; pink spartan goes away]
CHIEF: ur playign hard 2 get i c / its k / i no u watn meh
ARBITER [standing before the computer]: What the fuck are you doing?
CHIEF: pickign up hawt chixxx
[Arbiter comes over to see what Chief means.]
ARBITER: That's despicable, leave her alone! She just wants to play.
CHIEF: FUCK TAHT / shes l00kign 4 a man / y esle wud she b plehing halO??
ARBITER: Perhaps to play Halo 3 in hopes of not getting bugged by pigs like you? [sniffs] What's that smell?
CHIEF: tag
[Arbiter turns to look at the spray can]
ARBITER: What the fuck.
CHIEF: i s33n this comershil on tv were this guy put on / tag adn he r chas3d bai all teh wimminz!!1 / SRSLY / LIEK INFENITY FUKCIGN BAJILION GIRLZZ
ARBITER: It's called marketing, dipshit.
CHIEF: LOLLOLOLOLOL / UR SUCH A NOOB / IF IT WUZ NOT TREU / THEY R WUD NOT B ALOWD 2 PUT IT ON TV / DUMBASS
ARBITER [shaking the spray can]: What the hell, did you use the whole thing?
CHIEF: ya / TOOK LIEK HALF A GOD DAM HOUR
[Arbiter sniffs Chief closely, then recoils in horror as he covers his nose]
ARBITER: Jesus Christ! [looks farther at a box of Trojans] Okay... What the HELL are those?
CHIEF: SECKS BALOONZ
[Arbiter picks the box up to look more carefully at the description.]
ARBITER: Condoms? Do you even know what these are for?
CHIEF: NO SHIT [throws controller at Arbiter] halp meh otu w/ thees / u blow taht 1 up adn ill strt infl4tign this oen
ARBITER: ...Excuse me?
CHIEF: COEM ON / i dont has all day!1
ARBITER: Are you retarded?
[beat]
CHIEF: NO
ARBITER: These aren't BALLOONS, you idiot.
CHIEF: WUT R THEY 4 THEN, SMRAT GUY???/
ARBITER: You put them on your-- Oh my God. [goes away] I can't believe I'm even having this conversation. I'm outta here. [throws a condom at Chief] Here's your fucking CONDOMS.
CHIEF: UR JSUT MAD cur ur n0t a lad33z man liek meh [grabs controller again] HAY BAY B / BAK AGEN [he starts chasing pink spartan again; she escapes] W8 / DUN RUN AWEH / GESS WUT I GOT [starts waving a condom] ROFL
[an alarm clock with the time "3:43" is shown; Chief is chatting]
he sexy gurl
sexy_gurl19 says
hey
xMASTURxCHEEFx69x420x says
sup
sexy_gurl19 says
nothing lol u?
xMASTURxCHEEFx69x420x says
nm
xMASTURxCHEEFx69x420x says
so wut r u wearing lol?/
sexy_gurl19 says
bra and panties
sexy_gurl19 says
u? lol
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xMASTURxCHEEFx69x420x says
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sexy_gurl19 says
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[lights turn on]
ARBITER: Chief? What's going on? Are you still up?
[Chief is wearing a condom on his head]
CHIEF: o hai
[long pause]
ARBITER: ...What the FUCK is this?
CHIEF: cybering, lol
["Morning Train" starts playing]
ARBITER: That's it. This is the last straw. The way you act around women is absolutely disgraceful. If I'm gonna hang out with you any more, I'm gonna teach you how to talk and act properly in front of girls. Even if it kills me.
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[Arbiter gives Chief a piece of paper with a drawn girl saying "Hello! How are you?" and a place for response; Chief writes "sex nao plz"; Arbiter throws a piece of paper at him, then goes to beat him with a rolled-up one.]
[chat window]
wtf
xMASTURxCHEEFx69x420x says
r u ther
sexy_gurl19 says
ya sorry
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sexy_gurl19 says
hello
[Chief types "TITS OR GTFO"; Arbiter mashes him on the back with the rolled-up paper.]
[Chief types "niec 2 m33t u; Arbiter mashes him again.]
[Chief types "nice to meet you", this time in regular words instead of leet talk; Arbiter nods.]
[Chief types "PICS NAO"; Arbiter mashes him again.]
[music fades; in-game]
CHIEF: excuse me miss
[she turns]
CHIEF: i would just like to say that i respect you as a / human being, and i respect the fact that you / would like to play halo 3 like any other male / gamer, without being harassed, ridiculed, or / discriminated against in any way
[beat; Chief bows his head]
CHIEF: thats all
[pink spartan nods, then goes away]
ARBITER: VERY good
CHIEF: thx lol
["American Woman" by The Guess Who starts playing]
VOICE: Hello boys. Can I play?
[they both go on the side of the couch; it is Cortana]
CHIEF: < 3 ! { less than three } / i thikn i r in luv!11
ARBITER: Wow, cool. Jon must have bought her today.
[Just as Arbiter finishes saying that, Master Chief grabs him and flings him into the remote controls and video game controllers on the table.]
CHIEF: I SAW HER 1ST FAGGOT / G3T OTU OF MAI FUKCING WAY [goes to her]
CHIEF: Y HELO THAR!1 [Arbiter gets up, stunned, but uninjured from Chief's attack, and walks over to where Chief and Cortana are] may i say / u have beutifil eyes
[beat; music fades; zoom in on Arbiter as he wonders if his earlier lessons to Chief on proper etiquette with girls paid off, then cut to Chief's gaze as he turns to look down at Cortana's chest]
CHIEF: I M33N NIPPLES
ARBITER: [Facepalms] Oh for God's sake.
["Here I Come" by The Roots starts playing]
CHIEF: LOL
[credits]
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That was wonderful.
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I think this was amazing and very thoughtfulΒ
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BWAHAHAHA!! Wow, I pissed myself... This is pretty funny 
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Tja⦠one is always noticeable it.
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Hehe, it really made me laughing 
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