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Published: 2015-05-19 17:11:50 +0000 UTC; Views: 26641; Favourites: 37; Downloads: 36
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This is how it usually goes.A lot of job descriptions are vague and colourfully written. It's usually because the work involved is shit. Not that you know it until you're actually there.
Sometimes TF work is no exception! Although the thought of that will be tempting for some. Who wants to be an inanimate object for years? Raise your hands and line up.
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It's an interesting idea xD And how much they pay for that job?
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National minimum wage. Or perhaps nothing at all since they're not people anymore
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Not much 
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Sorry, but there are no living costs whilst in these jobs.
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Yeah, many people do, but they end up spending decades as something they don't particularly enjoy.
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For us that loves permanent TFs, this sounds like a dream job <3
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And when all those people are in TF work they start dragging all the people that don't want to be things into the machine.
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I'd be more than willing to step into the machine myself, even without knowing what I'd end up as, or for how long. ^^
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But they make you into horrible mundane things.
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You say horrible and mundane... I say inanimate tf is a dream~
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Then if you don't mind, you can be my new set of audio speakers. XD
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Great! I think I'll have you for 10 years.
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At your nearest Claritts Distribution center, just tell them who you're for, I'll put in an order for the speakers, and you should be on my doorstep within a week.
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How wonderful~ See you then.
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Oooh, that looks like a nice 2x4 in the back, there. If they need another one, consider the slot filled~
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Oh you want to pair up? Great they need all the lumber they can get! I suspect you'll be giving good support in your new role.
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Hopefully! I mean, it's up to them whether they build whatever they're constructing well, but I'm gonna do my best to stand up well to whatever burden I've gotta shoulder!
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Hopefully they haven't decided to use TF wood in anything like a house, otherwise you'll be there for a very long time.
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Well, I signed a 50 year contract, so it wouldn't be too much longer either way. I imagine someone out there has probably ordered a house made entirely from TF materials, TF appliances, TF furnishings, TF decorations...business is probably booming!
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Right down to the paint on the walls too I bet.
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Yep, the foundation, the fences, the electrical wiring, even the mailbox. Gotta be fun for whoever orders it!
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To be fair, if this was the carrot at the end of the stick my interview prowess would be up up up
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The interview will be a cakewalk.
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Especially if you choose to go into kitchen confectionary equipment.
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That would be too far for this particular setting.
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