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Published: 2019-05-22 19:00:56 +0000 UTC; Views: 1519; Favourites: 23; Downloads: 0
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Folks...
This is my FIRST FIRST comic about Rammguys EVER drawn. Apologies for a bad technique, but the bus was trembling a lot while I was using my pen
The main point is... PAUL IS SHORT
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This cracked me up
It's not so bad to be so small, ain't it?!
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I'm sure he isn't small everywhere
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Absolutely, for Richard's joy...
... or Richard's jealousy maybe?
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poor paulΒ Β
:I'M NOT SHORT!! I'M A DELICATE SUNFLOWER!!
:...Landers, go back to sleep.Β
:NO!!!
Β :....Β
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I'm loving these Rammemoji
Yes. You see how much tension can somebody's height complexes bring within a band
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i had this weird dream where doom dragged me to the "ALL TIME BEST RESIDENCE OF O'GREAT BAND RAMMSTEIN IN HISTORY"(oh gott)and i became the 7th member of rammstein..;w; it was very complicated, i remember only little of it..
:Go on, tell them, tell them!
Me:November 16th...
Me:...2004...
Β andΒ :*SPITS OUT WATER IN GERMAN*Β Β Β Β Β
**********LATER**************
:For fucks sake, do we have a second Ollie?!Β
:Umm...Doesn't she look like you?..
:Whatever. I'll go paint my nails...
:-WHO THE FUCK STOLE MY NAIL POLISH?!
Me: Β Β Β Β Β
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Pooooooooor Richard!! 
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richard richard, keep your black nail polish safe and secure next time..
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An excellent advice for the diva
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yeah..he would freak out if there wasnt his favorite nail polish XD
:He is a drama queen!
:No I'm not!!!
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None drama queen would ever admit being a drama queen
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hmm, i think ive got a perfect description for each member
richard:a diva, and a drama queen
paul:the sunflower :3 please dont take away his kvass
schneider:I DONT LIKE UGLY SHIRTS RICHARD WEARS UUUUUU-
ollie:the innocent child that must be protected
flake:a really serious keyboardist that can go mad if forced to eat cornflakes
till:CAN DESTROY THINGS WITH FIRE, feeds flake with cornflakes
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All what you said...
IS SO TRUE. Even that with Schneider's uuuing. No better description than this.
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god, i really have no idea why i love rammstein so much. does rammstein choose fans before they are born? like do they go the "HELLO THERE BABY THAT WAS NOT BORN YET! YOURE GOING TO BE OUR FAN!!" mode? o_o
oh wait...what if its true? o.o
in the space..
Β :*looking at me*
:I'M BAD WITH CHILDREN!
:Und das ist...a BABY GIRL?!
Β Β :RICHARD ARE YOU DRUNK?!
:Nein! This baby is going to be our biggest fan!
:..Richard go back to sleep, you ARE drunk.
:Nein, I am not! I am trying to tell you that when this baby will be born, she will be our fan!
:..tell me more?
:She is also going to have Flake's birthday!
:WHAT?!Β Β Β
Β :I'm afraid that this is actually going to happen...
14 YEARS LATER...
at the studio...
Β Β :RICHARD, WHAT THE FUCK?!
:ALL OF YOUR PREDICTIONS TURNED TRUE!!!
:THE GIRL ALSO HAS YOUR EYES!!
:...shit.Β Β Β Β Β Β
DAS ENDE OF MY VERY WEIRD STORY
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Probably, ideas, preferences are something which had been existing before entering our minds... At least, I sometimes believe so...
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yeah, but in the end, we all are in the rammstein world of endless du hast, till buckdichi-till's amazing vocals, the sunshines of richard and paulie, flakes keyboards, doom's drums, ollies bass..we all love those guys :'D
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I would never like to leave this world
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im always torn between rammstein world and megaherz world..the first one is full of feuer(FEUER FEUER FEUER FREI), while the other one is soo secretive...gahh..
no matter what happens, ill never leave the rammworld. :'D
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It depends which band is more sentimental to you
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both are great, though i used to be really scared of the new megaherz(the one with lex) :'D now here i am, loving the band more and more everyday.. rammstein. fucking legends. if someone says a bad word about both bands...oh boy prepare for intense feuer frei and jagdzeit..>
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yesss!! mein teil is like the ultimate form of every fan that must protecc our almighty gods! >
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Hahahahahahahaahah, you are such a cute human being!!
Also, I loved the Rammstein emoji here
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aww, thank you!! maybe soon there will be rammemoji for all of the phones, tablets..ahh that would be great!
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Possibly XD Speaking about that, have you downloaded the new Rammstein app?
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JAAA!!! the second i saw the news about the app, i just went and downloaded it!Β Β
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I'm still thinking if it is really necessary... I mean, it must be cool, but well, I cannot not to think that they started to be a little bit pretentious
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hmm..first the band members had their OFFICIAL accounts on instagram(those with that verification mark), then they released an app, whats next? a movie or anime??
wait a minute...i have an idea about the movie/anime though..
DIE LEGENDE
Β Once upon a time, in a year of 1989, a band was formed. A band that founded something new. Something that would later overthrow the entire music industry. Something that was later named Neue Deutsche HΓ€rte. And that band was Oomph!. In the following years, 3 more bands were formed, the bands that were truly legendary-each one had their unique story of founding. All 4 bands had 1 concert where, at all of a sudden, some "new special effects" appeared, that were "definitely not planned by the stage crew." Those were..superpowers? The bands were chosen to be guardian heroes of the world!?
Β AtΒ the same time, during those following years, a few fans were born. They were chosen to be the fans of the bands, those got them through their hard times.
Β Β One day, Richard, a member of R+, decides to make a legendary collab-he wants to make an album that will involve 4 BANDS. The legendary collab, that will involve 4 greatest bands in it-Rammstein, Megaherz, Eisbrecher and Oomph!. After the album is recorded, a tour in the support for the album is announced. But, thats where the hardness comes-how will the stage be designed? What are the special effects going to be?Β Will the bands overthrow the music industry again like Oomph! did? Will the album become the most legendary album in history?Β
THAT'S IT IM MAKING A FANFIC ABOUT IT
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Although I am not a big fan of anime, I absolutely wouldn't mind seeing one featuring Paul's and Richard's love life... and everything what comes with love
Union of these four bands would be a dream! I dunno, Neue Deutsche HΓ€rte is my most beloved genre
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welp, now that richard and paul are kissing literally almost every time at the end of auslΓ€nder... or hugging some time at the concerts...
COMING UP ON NETFLIX: RAMMSTEIN:Love is for everyone!
god, same here, i love that genre, cant imagine my life without it! :'D
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An amazing programme on TV
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i can imagine flake and oliver fighting about their opinions because for ollie it would be very cheerful what is the opposite of our logical flake..
honestly id love to see that show!
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Ahaha, aha, like a child from a colourful life fighting against the logical world of adults. Yes, I can imagine that fight between them
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yeah, 2 calm members that never argue fight? that would be crazy XD
richard:uhh schneider, till, calm them down its not my job
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now im thinking...
if rammstein launched a show would it be as popular as oprah winfrey's?
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I guess yes. They are gaining more and more fans. We are becoming an ocean of fans
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maybe one day every single person in the world will know about them, like godd-remember when the deutschland video premiered? people were going nuts in the comment section when the video didn't even start(which later got closed ;-
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Well, after a decade... It was a high time
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2009:hey everyone...yeah were back after being gone for 4 years...haha yeah, heres an album, enjoy it! oh, were also doing a tour! ^^
2019:*knocks door down with a leg* AYEEE WERE BACK!!! critics shut up or else till will commit mein teil on you ^^ DEAR FANS, HERES AN ALBUM AND A TOUR FOR YOU!!
our rammboys return evolved on a different scale :'D
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I am just afraid for the future that they don't hit the road of the world of commercialism... because they already are half-stepping on that road. Their direction they will choose in the future will be more clear when they publish the next album
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our rammboys definitely could care less about all those critics XD if they get an award from their album the audience will burst out laughing because flake will talk about random stuff XD
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I still haven't asked you... or have I? Anyway, did you like the new album? XD
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Of course! It was brilliant XD Ever since the Deutschland single release I knew that this album would definitely be a bomb!
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I am glad you are in love with it... Now I will sound like a total critical fart, but in my sincere opinion, it absolutely lacks their well-known raw aggression, and I miss that so thirstily! 
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Ah yes, their sound is very different from the last LIFAD album(which is actually my second favourite).. But hey, it's Rammstein-what if they're experimenting like that because they're trying to find the ultimate epic sound that's going to overthrow the all known laws of music and get a Grammy?(I heard they were nominated TWICE!! but didn't win ;-
Honestly, I'd reeeaally love to see the video for Zeig Dich. Gott, it would be as epic as Deutschland, epic visuals...aaaa, Rammstein at it's finest!
I'd also love to see Ramm4's studio version! They might release it on their new album though, I hope that happens :0
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It is okay to experiment, I agree, but I think it is also a great skill and knowledge to find a balance between trying new spheres and distancing oneself from your "motherland" where you came from... Another reason why I am sounding a bit cynical is the fact what all they are doing with their merch - prices of their items have gone astronomically high (although they are surely not any more a poor and hard-to-survive unknown band), putting their logo on absurd stuff like - hello - on pacifiers, bikes, bottles for babies, making their own perfume...Β I prefer they would have put much more energy into music. Why instead of these ridiculous merch they didn't do more albums? With more original messages, more original riffs...? Don't get me wrong, I LOVE Rammstein, I absolutely LOVE them and their music, just I am a bit skeptical of which road they are hitting lately...
Come ooooon, lazy asses, why haven't they still released "Zeig dich"?
Yeah, Ramm4 is a cool song, but I don't know what will that be... probably categorized among B-sides?
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wait, THERE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE AN OFFICIAL VIDEO FOR ZEIG DICH?! :00Β Β Β Β
Β about the prices it's true-the prices for the tickets are astronomically high indeed, sometimes i think you have to sell your kidney ;-; but one thing i'm glad about is that even when they're famous, they didn't change their personalities, their stage personas-what we love them for.Β
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I think so... no? Am I wrong? *o*
Hmmm, have you heard of what is going on with Till lately?
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You mean the situation with his "Platz Einz" video?? :00
The Russian side just EXPLODED with negative comments.. Like some barely found the ability to accept the video but most HATED it due to 18+ content overload...
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