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(the title we used: An "X-files" where does it lead ...)


Inepta's turn:
-Mulder can you tell me why the hell DA has eaten my note again? Is it some kind of a computer virus or something? - said Scully in one of those beautiffulle bright morning when you want to share your happiness with everybody.

Dragon-nip's turn:
-Every clue leads to one person. I think he is Bill Gates... We must get to there as soon as possible. What do you think? - said Mulder half day later while they just drank the 25th coffee together. Suddenly a black car stopped near to them and a tall man appeared on the corner to the left.

Inepta's turn:
-I suppose so, he's the only one person who can give us an explanation, not to count some UFO's, zombies or banshees - said Scully with the nasty smile at her not-so-beautifulle-by-the-moment face.
- Hey! It wasn't fairYou know perfectly well that cannot think properly before 20 expresso, who the hell is that man, he stare at us for a few minutes right now... And he's got a black cat, means misfortune...
- Oh Mulder...
Said Scully tapping the table with her head.

Dragon-nip's turn:
Scully's head gave a low toned but loud noise when it arrived on the table.
-Hey, Scully, are you okay? - he asked meanwhile he turned his head again to look at that man.
-I think that Cat is not belong to him... - Mulder said after a few minutes in silence.
-Why do you think that? By the way we must hurry to solve this case. - said Scully still keeping her head lean against the table next to her 21th cup of coffee.
-I think you mustn't drink more coffine... - said Mulder and pulled that cup in front of himself, and decided to drink it.

Inepta's turn:
-What were You saying? - asked Scully rising her eyes, and giving him a nasty look as she discovered that her coffee has gone.
-About what?
-About cat is not belong to this guy! And give that coffee back to me!
-They don't look like they were in friendship or something... What coffee?
-Mine coffee!
-I don't have it. Aliens took it.
-Why? WHY?! Why this all happens to me? - Scully has burst into tears...
Cat came a little closer to their table which the black clothed man seemed to interfere and...

Dragon-nip's turn:
...while he tried to reach the Cat, suddenly a bicycle has crashed into the guy's from the side. The Cat had arrived safe and jumped onto the table, nuzzled to Scully's head to make her sit up normally.
-Hey, the Cat!
-As you see I have said that the Kitty is not belong to that noob.
-Why do you say that he is a noob?
-Just look at his debris what he has left to us...

Inepta's turn:
Scully looked at it and than she snifed highly disgusted with such a bad taste of something that was used to be man...
-They are out of fashion for nearly six seasons I think...
-No way!
-Mulder, You know as much about fashion as me about knitting...
-Yeah but You've told me once that mine shoes are out from six sesons, so his...
-Gosh You people, cannot You talk about some serious matters... Nah You always talk about trifels You people... - Said the Cat sratching the table with his paws...

Dragon-nip's turn:
-Why don't you go to solve the case? - he asked while he putted down his gentle bottom to the middle of the table.
-Do you know something what we don't? - they asked both curiously.
-Maybe, maybe not. - came the answer, as the Kitty looked at his claws raised up, so he could reach them to cleansing.
-And what would you ask from us for the needed information? - asked Mulder on a whispering voice...

Inepta's turn:
Cat turn his eyes to the agent and stared at him for few moment.
-How funny You people are, You think that everything what happens, happens for a reason, and that reason is always connected with economical profits. It's so sad...
-Would You be so kind and explain us why are You talking today, not at Christmast eve like decent animals do? And why are You talking to us? And what the hell are You talking at all?! - Scully's voice turned into scream.
-You are always so nervous, You people, that's what You are... Take a deep breath, calm, relax...
Sad the cat with the little smile under his moustache...

Dragon-nip's turn:
-I won't be calm! - said Scully still in a screamy voice.
-You will, because Simon says get calm - said the Cat and stared at the woman with a fiery look.
-Oh, so your name is Simon? - Mulder wondered.
-Yes. Why did you asked like a Cat mustn't wear any name? - asked the Kitty while he was a bit upset because of them. - I need some sleep. Do you have a car?
-Of course, we have one...said Mulder while he kept his palm on Skully's mouth to keep it closed.

Inepta's turn:
-So? - said Simon The Cat in demanding tone.
-We could go to the car, ride to the milk bar... - Proposed Mulder in calming way.
-I hate milk.
-But every Cat loves milk.
-Not me. And there is no such a thing as "every cat", cat is a Cat, and they are always different, you jerk...
-Nevermore coffee, never, ever coffee again - whispered Scully in shock...

Dragon-nip's turn:
-Uh, okay, sorry - Mulder hid his face behind his palms.
-No problemo. So let's get to the car. - said Simon in a soft tone.
-No more coffine, no more drink, no more cups... - Scully continued while she staggered to the car with them.
-Here we are - said Mulder as he opened the door for the Kittie.

Inepta's turn:
Simon take a sit near the driver.
-So let's go! - He said dugging the sit by his lap, and rolling into fluffy ball
-I think we should forget about this all and go to work, we are late by half an hour right now... - Said Scully calmly.
-You mean to leave him here? He'll be angry, and I suppose he'll become even more malicious... I even don't want to imagine what he can say to us... - Protested Fox In an embarrased tone...
-Mulder, look into my eyes: cat's aren't talking!
-WHAT?! But You've heard it by yourself!
-Probably a halucination...

Dragon-nip's turn:
-But how could we halucinate together? We just drank coffee, but it's true it was a bit more than I usually drink...
-What's your problem again? - asked Simon angrily.
They looked into eachother's eyes.
-Nothing, Simon. - said Scully as fast as it was possible.
-So will we leave to find that mr. Gates or what? - he asked, and murred a bit to calm them.

...(Not) to be continue...
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Comments: 30

RUNNrabbitRUNN [2007-04-03 08:19:40 +0000 UTC]

oddly disjointed but otherwise enjoyable read. got a good laugh out of it, good work!

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Dragon-nip In reply to RUNNrabbitRUNN [2007-04-03 08:59:53 +0000 UTC]

We thank you and we are also happy about it made you laugh we also enjoyed to write it.

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Inepta [2007-03-16 16:57:46 +0000 UTC]

Cha - I've checked them already ...

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Dragon-nip In reply to Inepta [2007-03-16 18:05:42 +0000 UTC]

Wow! Did You see that 29 ppl saw our work and one has downloaded it? Cool. I'm so happy.

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Inepta In reply to Dragon-nip [2007-03-17 09:25:15 +0000 UTC]

Yeap... It's a bit scarry don't you think...

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Inepta In reply to Inepta [2007-03-17 12:27:18 +0000 UTC]

Well the more people like it, the more demanding they would be, and their expectations will be higher ...

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Inepta In reply to Inepta [2007-03-18 09:51:49 +0000 UTC]

... Course we are nasty little cats

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Dragon-nip In reply to Inepta [2007-03-17 16:48:45 +0000 UTC]

Yes it's true next time we should be worse

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Dragon-nip In reply to Inepta [2007-03-17 12:14:42 +0000 UTC]

Hehez why do You say this?

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SpunkOnAStick [2007-03-16 11:42:21 +0000 UTC]

Not to be continued because there is no solving the mystery of eaten notes!
Scully should curb her coffee habit!

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Dragon-nip In reply to SpunkOnAStick [2007-03-16 12:41:57 +0000 UTC]

hehehe I hope You liked it lol
I will show all the comments to ~Inepta

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Aireansa [2007-03-15 17:18:26 +0000 UTC]

That was pretty funny. ^^ Awesome job you two!

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Dragon-nip In reply to Aireansa [2007-03-15 17:28:21 +0000 UTC]

Thank You very much

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McJohnalds [2007-03-15 11:06:20 +0000 UTC]

That was a fun read. I like this conspiracy theory of yours.

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Dragon-nip In reply to McJohnalds [2007-03-15 12:29:08 +0000 UTC]

Thank You very much

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batousaijin [2007-03-14 06:07:04 +0000 UTC]

lol, pretty funny

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Dragon-nip In reply to batousaijin [2007-03-14 07:00:17 +0000 UTC]

Thanks a lot

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Inepta [2007-03-12 08:45:14 +0000 UTC]

Monster ! So we must continue now...

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Dragon-nip In reply to Inepta [2007-03-12 12:49:47 +0000 UTC]

Why not via e-mail
[Monster? ]

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Inepta In reply to Dragon-nip [2007-03-16 17:07:41 +0000 UTC]

Right ...
It's just stupid action of mine, I call monsters, and creatures persons who I really like... Don't ask how I call those who I love ...

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Inepta In reply to Inepta [2007-03-17 09:27:03 +0000 UTC]

Maybe week after next week, course this two (maenas this and next one) I must learn to my fauvorite classes , we've got an exam ...

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Dragon-nip In reply to Inepta [2007-03-17 12:13:42 +0000 UTC]

And we have got 3 next week

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Inepta In reply to Dragon-nip [2007-03-17 12:26:21 +0000 UTC]

Sorry but it's too important exam for me to spoil it...

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Inepta In reply to Inepta [2007-03-18 09:53:04 +0000 UTC]

Well it's no good course of exams but it's good that we have them the same time , means that after them we will be free in the same time ...

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Dragon-nip In reply to Inepta [2007-03-17 16:51:32 +0000 UTC]

I have forgotten to attach this to my comment -> [So we both are unlucky because of exams. I didn't force You to write a new episode ]

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Dragon-nip In reply to Inepta [2007-03-17 16:50:00 +0000 UTC]

No, dear, You misunderstood me: I meant that I and my classmates will have 3 exams next week hehe sorry

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Dragon-nip In reply to Inepta [2007-03-16 18:08:50 +0000 UTC]

So when will we continue?
Wow hehe I don't mind

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akai-hanabi [2007-03-11 20:24:16 +0000 UTC]

haha that was pretty funny in a bizarre way. what does happen to those dA notes eh?

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Dragon-nip In reply to akai-hanabi [2007-03-12 12:51:17 +0000 UTC]

I'm really glad You liked! We decided: we will continue the story!

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akai-hanabi In reply to Dragon-nip [2007-03-12 20:15:10 +0000 UTC]

yay!

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