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Frenzy came whizzing down the street with his red-feathered boa bouncing in the air and his glittery green hooker shoes clanging loudly on the cement below. The little Decepticon still had no idea how he had gotten himself into this mess. Everything up until the point that he had gotten outside of the precinct had gone according to plan except for one small detail … Barricade wasn’t there and thus after that it was misfortunate event after misfortune event. The yellow scout then noticed him and the poor bot had to run back inside. Thus, he was stuck there with no way out … at least until he created the scheme of attacking the nearest female and taking her few cloths … okay, he attacked a few females because some of those femmes knew how to run, in high heels no less. Once he was finally able to acquire enough cloths Frenzy had latchet himself onto a male know as a pimp and practically dragged him out the door … this getting him here somehow after he beat the pimp with his shoe so he’d stop trying to sell him weird human males.A sudden bleep on his scanners informed the small Decepticon that his ride was in the nearby alley. The hooker shoes clanked loudly as he stomped down the alleyway with his hands on his hips giving him a very lady-having-pms-and-taking-it-out-on-her-boyfriend-look. The little bot stopped and pursed his badly lip-sticked metal lips together staring at the huge Saleen that was tightly huddled into a corner hidden in the shadows and shaking … his optics dim.
“Where-where have you-you been! Do you know the pit-pit I’ve beeen through in thhhhee last hummman hour!” hissed the little Decepticon as he stared at Barricade twitching madly. “First-first off that bloody little ca-camaro saw me so-so I had to blend in, but my-my usual alt mode couldn’t get-get me around town to lo-look for you so-so I stole some ugly females-ss clothing yet it only drewww more attention as I tried to-to find you. Sw-sweaty overweight males kept-kept trying to-to get me in their vehicles. I tell you they’s were all after my jigglies! Me jigglies!” Screamed Frenzy as he cupped the sparkling purple bra that was around his higher chest and shook it … there was a small thud as an orange rolled out and slowly started rolling away. The small Decepticon stood there a moment just staring at it before he ran over and picked it back up, putting it in his bra. “Are you li-listening?”
“ Please … please stopped the thumping … please …” whimpered the bot in the shadows.
Frenzy’s shaking immediately stopped and he took a step forward so he could see his companion more clearly. “Ba-barricade?”
“Stop moaning … no more! No more!” cried Barricade as he threw his hands over his auditor sensors. The small mech flinched and quickly pulled out his guns ready to shoot whoever was … moaning.
“Um … Barricade there-there’s no-no one here?” hissed the small bot as he stealthily made his way over to his companion trying not to trip on his boa the whole time.
“Are you so sure about tha’ Frenzy?”
“Oh … snap.” Whimpered the small bot as a metallic voice floated through the alley. Slowly, he turned to see Ironhide and Bumblebee transformed to full height above him. Sam then jumped out from behind Bumblebee’s leg with a look of determination on his face that said ‘I’m going to get you little robot.’
The little Decepticon stood there in the shadows for a moment dumbstruck … where was the metal crashing against metal and the obscenely rude words that followed afterwards? Why hadn’t Barricade attacked already? Frenzy looked over his shoulder … oh yah, traumatized thingy. The small bot sighed. Okay, it was up to him then. The mech turned around and jumped out of the shadows to face the two other mechs, his boa flapping in the wind and his jigglies, well, jiggling. The human automatically fell over in a fit. The yellow mech stared for a moment in awe and then leaned against Ironhide as he fell into a hysterical laughter … Ironhide merely stared in horror.
“You’re selling yourself on the street?” murmured the weapons specialist ignoring the hysterical Camaro on his shoulder.
“Hey!” cried ‘Bee as he suddenly popped out of his giggling fit and stared at the shadows and the being within them. “Look! Barricade’s crying!”
Frenzy wasn’t even given the time of day as the two larger bots just stepped over him and started to poke and prod at his fellow Decepticon. The little bot hissed and put up his middle fingers up at the Autobots backs. It was then that the little transformer realized that Sam Witwicky was standing beside him.
“Wow … these almost look real.” Sam murmured as he reached a hand forward and squeezed one of the bra cups. “Wow … they almost feel real too”
Frenzy slapped the offending hand away and threw his arms protectively over his bra area. “Get your own jigglies.”
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~paw07 from Fanfiction.net [link]
I had this sudden urge to draw this particular scene when I read the story, because the image slammed into my head, demanding that I draw them and FINISH it as well. I spent nearly five hours from start to finish with that.
I also added a few things in the pic as well. Under the "To punish and enslave" decal is "To be Traumatized"
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Comments: 15
Dragon260 In reply to gillianarenal [2011-11-26 19:10:13 +0000 UTC]
The trauma shall never be gone.
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AngelOfSweetDeath [2011-05-28 16:03:23 +0000 UTC]
I just read the story and well...
I dunno what to say >w<
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Dragon260 In reply to AngelOfSweetDeath [2011-05-28 16:37:17 +0000 UTC]
Only that it's one of the funniest and crackiest thing ever?? It made me laugh, that's why I drew the picture, becuase it was too awesome for it not to get drawn.
Thanks for the comment and fave!
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Paw07 [2009-08-12 04:17:08 +0000 UTC]
Primus, that is just disturbingly awesome. I actually giggled for a minute or two there. Well, done. I couldn't have imagined Frenzy better myself. Though I must say the 'To Be Traumatized' is a cute touch though.
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Dragon260 In reply to Paw07 [2009-08-12 04:21:47 +0000 UTC]
Why thank you. I'm glad that you love the artwork.
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Paw07 In reply to Dragon260 [2009-08-12 04:32:32 +0000 UTC]
Yep, it's hilarious. Also note that I'm going to put up a link in the fic so the rest of the readers can check it out.
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Kaiya-Hotaru [2009-08-12 03:53:23 +0000 UTC]
-snickers- xDD dude... Frenzy makes one UGLY human girl...
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Dragon260 In reply to Kaiya-Hotaru [2009-08-12 03:54:39 +0000 UTC]
'She' does. XD Hooker!Frenzy is the win!
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