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Published: 2010-10-07 00:14:02 +0000 UTC; Views: 14242; Favourites: 159; Downloads: 37
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Can't you just imagine the epic face/palm Mordin is performing? :'D"Informed you prolonged human to drell skin contact can cause rash, Shepard. "
Anyway, Shep, did you really think you can tap that without any consequences? Really??
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Omg, I gotta make one about Garrus' side effects as well.... XDD
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Damn space herpes why you gotta make this so difficult X0
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Makes one wonder if extended contact with human skin affects Drell somehow. Very funny fanart at any rate.
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-TOTALLY- agree with VChrisi 
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Femmeshep really has sucky romance options in ME3.. Sure, Thane and Garrus are awesome, but when hallucinations and rashes, or scrapes and possibly FATAL allergic reaction are possible, and the only human is an ass... yeah.
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That just spices the relaionship up 8D I love the romance options XD Well, ecxcept Jacob, he can get his prize elsewhere.
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da PRIIIIZE. Feh. Softcore porn, that scene. I tell you.
Garrus is just so much fun, Femshep really scares him.
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Pffht, fail porn then. xD Jacob just makes me laugh. PRIIIIZE. The lamest pickup line I've ever heard in my life.
I don't think Shepard scares him, as much as surprize and or shock him XD The shameless fliting.. Or.. It isnt even flirting. Its just LETS DO IT
Garrus romace is still my favorite though. Probably becuase I've got the biggest girlboner for him.
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He's definitely unsure at first, when you first proposition him, his hands come up defensively when Shep walks towards him.
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Who could blame him XD That pass came out of nowhere.
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It really did, but he totally flirts with femshep before that.
"Some women find facial scars attractive." That line is completely different for Male Shep.
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It is? O: I DIDNT KNOW THAT. THAT FLIRT. /swoons
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With male Shep its a joke about "Just as well, now you'll get a chance with the ladies, they were always hitting on me."
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....... /runs to youtbe to listen to more Garrus talk that I've missed out on
Srsly, he could recite a techical manual about calibrations and I wouldnt mind. DAT. VOICE.
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Dammit, now I'm depressed because he probably won't be in ME3.
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Garrus? You mad? Bioware knows his fanbase, they wouldn't commit suicide by cutting him out.
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Well since he could be killed in the suicide run, its likely he won't be a major player.
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So? Shepard could be killed too. That doesn't mean they are going to make a new lead character. You could also not recruit Garrus in ME1, but he's still in ME2. This is a game of choices, so they're not going to cut someone completely out just becuase one option is that he dies. THey're not stupid. For example Wrex, he's obviously going to be huge in ME3 to get the Krogan united to fight against the Reapers, even though its a very high probablility that he dies in ME1. Legion and Tali can die too, Tali has a very high risk of dying in the end mission, and you can even sell Legion to Cerberus, but I'm absolutely sure theyre going to be vital to get the loyalty to both the geth and the quarians. Everybody could die in the loyalty run, so I'm guessing everybody is going to be in ME3, at least Garrus and Tali since they've been there from the start. And Garrus is too loyal not to be there with you till the end. Would make abslutely NO SENSE at all if he suddenly left. And if I'm mistaken, Bioware could just as well just commit suicide. I would at least demand a refund, and send them hate letters.
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That's true. Maybe the reason that doing well in ME2 is so essential because if you don't, you're short on squaddies throughout ME3.
My one friend believe the end to ME3 will have Shepard die the epic death, but I think it'd be even more awesome if all his/her former squaddies showed up with their respective people and... yeah, things go boom, for lack of a better term.
I'm sure Bioware won't dissapoint, no matter what happens. Have they failed us yet?
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Yeah, that would make sense. But they also said that you're not completely doomed if you've only got one more squadmate left. You can probably get some forgettable shitty characters on your team in case you failed horrribly in me2 and got almsot all of your characters killed.
And I think its going to be like dragon age origins, where you can choose your own death or someting, wouldnt surprise me one bit... Well, as long as you dont have to spawn a baby cthulhu with anyone to survive... (if you havent played dragon age, that joke will be very lost on you XD )But I really hope Shepard will have the possibility to live... I'm guessing it all depends on how you've played the whole series, everything counts... omg im looking so much forward to this game now hbflkjfdskjgsdg/brain melts
Bioware never dissapoints. (I hope... I will be the judge of that when Dragon Age 2 comes out in a little while)
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CONRAD VERNER WILL SAVE TEH UNIVERSE. (Okay.. no, but seriously, I'd shoot him myself)
I've played full Paragon, so hopefully that means I'll live... (I don't play dragon age, but I watch my friends play it. I hope that you get more fun with your LI, and that you get to meet other Spectres.
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Oh my god, Conrad Verner can go burn in some dark energy infused sun. AWSFKLn
I played full paragon too XD Ive been trying lately to make a renegade playthoguh, but I JSUT CANT BE A MEAN BASTARD. I just fail. So my renegade character is the most pussyfied renegade in the universe of renegades.
If I cant have more fun with Garrus as my LI in ME3, I will be VERY. VERY. DISSAPOINT. VERY MUCH SO. And I really hope we can team up with more spectres and stuff, they're often cool characters. At least all of the spectres ive met so far, I've loved. <3 Wish we could have ggotten Saren on our side... XD All of the other spectres we've met have died ffs.
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Oh god, did you have the Overlord DLC? I think that its technically impossible to NOT go Paragon at the end of it. So horrible...
I hope so to, some real sexy times would be fun, for sure. At least some snuggle more than the vaugly-uncomfortable-turian-petting-the-air-above-your-arm.
I was always impressed by the way Saren died, to be honest. But oh god, Nihlus, there are no words for the D: in the way he's killed BY HIS OWN MENTOR. Also, Tela Vasir. wow, that woman made me feel like an asshole.
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Yeah, I played it D: It's not possible to play the overlord dlc as a renegade. What kind of savior of the galaxy would you be if you let them continue to do that horrible shit D:
XDD Ahaha, YES. Would make me so happy if I could actually secks him up a little. Would be happy to just be able to give him a hug really. XD NO MORE UNCOMFORTABLE TURIAN PETTING.
Yea, the paragon way, where he just takes his ownn life.. I was left with my mouth agape D: Was pretty epic. And I was so sad when Nihlus died. I was fangirling over him and his nasal voice the moment he stepped on screen. And then he got killed. D:< And Tela Vasir was badass. xD
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I bawled my eyes out for David when I got to the end of it, it was so horrible.
Some Turian love would definitely be fun. I kinda hope Garrus'll be a Spectre in ME3, and kick ass with his own grouop right beside yours.
To be honest, I didn't realize there'd be aliens everywhere at first, so my first impression of Nihlus was "Buh what? Freaky thing." And the talk with him only made me more suspicious. And then it turned out he was an awesome guy and died like that, I felt sorta shitty.
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.... I cant remember if i cried... I might have...humm... it was at least jawdroppingly awful. And if Garrus isnt in my spectre group im going to be so sad D:
And I loved Nihlus right away since I was used to turians, since i played me2 first XD
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Garrus will totally be in your group, and his superpower with be such glorious sarcasm that your enemies heads will explode from it.
Ah~ Lucky.
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....Yes please 8D GARRUS WILL MAKE YOUR ENEMIES HEADS INPLODE BY HIS SHEER AWESOMENESS
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More turian is always needed, one way or the other.
Honestly? I have a Turian OC who I really wish was canon only because his idle routine would be the Thriller dance.
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Everything is better with Turians. My friend summed it up "They have awesome english accents, so that makes them classy, the flang is also classy. Garrus has a Space Monocle, very classy."
Me: "They still have swordfights you know. Duels to the death."
Him: "So... Damn...Classy."
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..... "What is fun to fight through?" "Gardens, electronics shops. Antique stores, but only if they're classy."
Always classy.
xD
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Very very classy. Asari may appear to be the epitome of class at first glance, but then if you look closer its totally the turians. Even the highly militaristic way of life is classy.
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XD Yes. Even though Matriarch Aethytha is pretty classy too. XD
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She's very classy and awesome, yep. I want her as a Squaddie in ME3, or at the very least, working the Normandy's bar.
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That would win so much. XD She's so awesome.
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That bartender vs Wrex. WHO WOULD WIN?
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........ A TIE.
Or wrex, because he just generally pwns all. KROGAN OVERLORD.
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Psh, they'd probably end up having babies together. Or maybe they're cousins and would brofist before going off to destroy the universe together.
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Or save it, ya'know, whatever's more fun.
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Oh god. That's honestly the first time I've ever created a new OTP. And I did it by accident.
Whoops, now off to make fanart *Skips away*
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