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CROW T. ROBOT: THE OWNER’S MANUAL AND MAINTENANCE GUIDE.

Congratulations on your purchase! You are now the proud owner of a Gizmonic Industries model number MST-3000 CROW T. ROBOT unit!

TECHNICAL SPECIFICATIONS:
Name: Crow T. Robot (aka the Wisecracker, different, etc.)
Type: Movie heckler (male)
Manufacturers: Gizmonic Industries, SOL.
Height: 4 feet, 2 inches
Weight: 80 pounds
Color: Gold
WARNING: If your CROW unit is flat black BEWARE! You have received a TIMMY unit. He will act cordially, then try to attack and cocoon you. It is recommended to return a TIMMY unit.

INSTALLATION:

Your CROW unit should come in a box labeled 1 MOVIE HECKLING ROBOT. The CROW comes without clothing, but can wear a tuxedo (sold separately). To get your CROW acquainted with his surroundings, it is recommended to let him roam your house freely the first few days. WARNING: He may try to escape! Keep a watch on your CROW unit as much as possible!

ACCESSORIES:
Your CROW unit should come with the following:
1 (one) interchangeable bent coathanger arm
1 (one) interchangeable lobster claw arm.

OPERATING PROCEDURE

Your CROW unit is a sentient being. He was designed with movie heckling in mind. Since your CROW unit needs no sleep, it may request a Playstation, more movies to heckle, or other entertainment for the hours when you sleep. It is best to agree to these requests, or your CROW may become sullen at you. Your CROW unit is made primarily for entertainment purposes. To activate movie heckling, yell “WE’VE GOT MOVIE SIGN!” and show him the movie. For best results, combine your CROW unit with a TOM SERVO unit (sold separately). Your CROW unit has no parental controls, so if a riff is going in a direction you don’t want it to, you may have to reprimand your Crow. He will then stop, however, the reprimand effect is not permanent. WARNING: We are not responsible for anything that may happen should your CROW unit enter a real movie theater.

COMPATABILITY WITH OTHER MODELS:

Your CROW unit may become lonely, and desire other robot companionship. A good mate is the TOM SERVO, model number MST-3001. A cheaper alternative is a GYPSY, model number MST-2999, or a BENDER, model number FUT-3000. WARNING: We are not responsible for any habits or female robots your CROW may pick up with a BENDER unit. Mix at your own risk.

TROUBLESHOOTING:
PROBLEM: Your CROW unit refuses to watch another movie.
SOLUTION: Your CROW just needs to see a good movie every now and again.

PROBLEM: Your CROW unit has picked up a habit of gambling.
SOLUTION: Your CROW unit has been in contact with a BENDER unit. Clear your CROW’s hard drive, and repeat installation procedure. Avoid further contact with a BENDER unit.

Description
CROW T. ROBOT: THE OWNER’S MANUAL AND MAINTENANCE GUIDE.

Congratulations on your purchase! You are now the proud owner of a Gizmonic Industries model number MST-3000 CROW T. ROBOT unit!

TECHNICAL SPECIFICATIONS:
Name: Crow T. Robot (aka the Wisecracker, different, etc.)
Type: Movie heckler (male)
Manufacturers: Gizmonic Industries, SOL.
Height: 4 feet, 2 inches
Weight: 80 pounds
Color: Gold
WARNING: If your CROW unit is flat black BEWARE! You have received a TIMMY unit. He will act cordially, then try to attack and cocoon you. It is recommended to return a TIMMY unit.

INSTALLATION:

Your CROW unit should come in a box labeled 1 MOVIE HECKLING ROBOT. The CROW comes without clothing, but can wear a tuxedo (sold separately). To get your CROW acquainted with his surroundings, it is recommended to let him roam your house freely the first few days. WARNING: He may try to escape! Keep a watch on your CROW unit as much as possible!

ACCESSORIES:
Your CROW unit should come with the following:
1 (one) interchangeable bent coathanger arm
1 (one) interchangeable lobster claw arm.

OPERATING PROCEDURE

Your CROW unit is a sentient being. He was designed with movie heckling in mind. Since your CROW unit needs no sleep, it may request a Playstation, more movies to heckle, or other entertainment for the hours when you sleep. It is best to agree to these requests, or your CROW may become sullen at you. Your CROW unit is made primarily for entertainment purposes. To activate movie heckling, yell “WE’VE GOT MOVIE SIGN!” and show him the movie. For best results, combine your CROW unit with a TOM SERVO unit (sold separately). Your CROW unit has no parental controls, so if a riff is going in a direction you don’t want it to, you may have to reprimand your Crow. He will then stop, however, the reprimand effect is not permanent. WARNING: We are not responsible for anything that may happen should your CROW unit enter a real movie theater.

COMPATABILITY WITH OTHER MODELS:

Your CROW unit may become lonely, and desire other robot companionship. A good mate is the TOM SERVO, model number MST-3001. A cheaper alternative is a GYPSY, model number MST-2999, or a BENDER, model number FUT-3000. WARNING: We are not responsible for any habits or female robots your CROW may pick up with a BENDER unit. Mix at your own risk.

TROUBLESHOOTING:
PROBLEM: Your CROW unit refuses to watch another movie.
SOLUTION: Your CROW just needs to see a good movie every now and again.

PROBLEM: Your CROW unit has picked up a habit of gambling.
SOLUTION: Your CROW unit has been in contact with a BENDER unit. Clear your CROW’s hard drive, and repeat installation procedure. Avoid further contact with a BENDER unit.