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Published: 2011-09-26 17:14:47 +0000 UTC; Views: 1216; Favourites: 59; Downloads: 3
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Description Another spoof! This time the original is 'Poker Face' by Lady GaGa... Don't 'sing' the bold words/country names!

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Romano:
To ma to sauce
To ma to sauce

Italy:
I wanna wave em' like we do in losing wars
Hold em' pet em' kick me angry it baby stay with me
(I love it)
America:
Luck and intuition play the cards with Spades to start
Italy:
And after it's been cooked I'll eat the one that's on his part


Ve, ve, ve, ve, veeee, vee-ve-e-vee-ve-ve
I'll get it hot, show it what i've got
Ve, ve, ve, ve, veeee, vee-ve-e-vee-ve-ve
I'll get it hot, show it what i've got

Can't eat my,
Can't eat my
No you can't eat from my pasta plate
BTT:
he's got to eat the pasta
Italy:
Can't eat my
Can't eat my
No you can't eat from my pasta plate
BTT:
he's got to eat the pasta

Italy:
P-p-p-pasta plate, p-p-pasta plate
Romano:
To ma to sauce
Italy:
P-p-p-pasta plate, p-p-pasta plate
Romano:
To ma to sauce

Italy:
I wanna fight with him a hard pair we will be
A little warfare is fun when you're with me
Russia:
Russian roulette is not the same without a gun
Italy:
And Doitsu when it's love, if its not you it isn't fun

Ve, ve, ve, ve, veeee, vee-ve-e-vee-ve-ve
I'll get it hot, show it what i've got
Ve, ve, ve, ve, veeee, vee-ve-e-vee-ve-ve
I'll get it hot, show it what i've got

Can't eat my,
Can't eat my
No you can't eat from my pasta plate
BTT:
he's got to eat the pasta
Italy:
Can't eat my
Can't eat my
No you can't eat from my pasta plate
BTT:
he's got to eat the pasta

Italy:
P-p-p-pasta plate, p-p-pasta plate
Romano:
To ma to sauce
Italy:
P-p-p-pasta plate, p-p-pasta plate
Romano:
To ma to sauce

Italy:
I will tell you that I love you
Kiss or hug you
Iceland:
Cause I'm bluffin' with my puffin
Italy:
I'm not spying
I'm just sittin'
With my pizza-eat-grinning

Prussia:
Just like the chick on my head there
Italy:
Take your tank before I run you out
I pasta this, pasta this
Grab my hand 'cause i'm marvelous

Can't eat my,
Can't eat my
No you can't eat from my pasta plate
BTT:
he's got to eat the pasta
Italy:
Can't eat my
Can't eat my
No you can't eat from my pasta plate
BTT:
he's got to eat the pasta

Italy:
Can't eat my,
Can't eat my
No you can't eat from my pasta plate
BTT:
he's got to eat the pasta
Italy:
Can't eat my
Can't eat my
No you can't eat from my pasta plate
BTT:
he's got to eat the pasta

Italy:
Can't eat my,
Can't eat my
No you can't eat from my pasta plate
BTT:
he's got to eat the pasta
Italy:
Can't eat my
Can't eat my
No you can't eat from my pasta plate
BTT:
he's got to eat the pasta

Italy:
P-p-p-pasta plate, p-p-pasta plate
Romano:
To ma to sauce
Italy:
P-p-p-pasta plate, p-p-pasta plate
Romano:
To ma to sauce

Italy:
P-p-p-pasta plate, p-p-pasta plate
Romano:
To ma to sauce
Italy:
P-p-p-pasta plate, p-p-pasta plate
Romano:
To ma to sauce

Italy:
P-p-p-pasta plate, p-p-pasta plate
Romano:
To ma to sauce
Italy:
P-p-p-pasta plate, p-p-pasta plate
Romano:
To ma to sauce
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Comments: 103

SliverAmethystWolf27 [2014-11-22 02:50:28 +0000 UTC]

Lol

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anonymous2003 [2014-06-09 21:26:05 +0000 UTC]

How I wish this was an animation or real. TT ^TT

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dwarfthrowing In reply to anonymous2003 [2014-06-17 13:56:29 +0000 UTC]

We can always hope someone comes around and makes one

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anonymous2003 In reply to dwarfthrowing [2014-06-17 19:25:04 +0000 UTC]

Yeah!

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dwarfthrowing In reply to anonymous2003 [2014-06-17 19:43:58 +0000 UTC]

Untill then our imagination is our stongest tool

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anonymous2003 In reply to dwarfthrowing [2014-06-17 21:28:00 +0000 UTC]

Yep!

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AskInsaneSeto [2014-03-16 00:09:59 +0000 UTC]

LOL RUSSIAN ROULETTE IS NOT THE SAME WITHOUT A GUN XDXDXD

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BARELA [2013-11-12 14:04:09 +0000 UTC]

I laughed too mush,ow my stomach XD

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dwarfthrowing In reply to BARELA [2013-11-22 16:01:58 +0000 UTC]

Muahahahahahahaha

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MotherRussiaWins [2013-07-14 04:13:40 +0000 UTC]

XD OMG My Mom Gonna Kill Me I Got It Stuck In Her Head From Me Singing It Over And Over XD

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dwarfthrowing In reply to MotherRussiaWins [2013-07-15 18:32:34 +0000 UTC]

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA MY PLAN IS WORKING OUT NICELY

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MotherRussiaWins In reply to dwarfthrowing [2013-07-16 02:54:49 +0000 UTC]

XD

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Inuyasha329 [2012-03-25 16:28:14 +0000 UTC]

ha ha I got weird looks from my parents when I sang this over and over... and weird looks from my friends when I accidenly sung it again! [It's stuck in my head]

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dwarfthrowing In reply to Inuyasha329 [2012-03-25 16:33:40 +0000 UTC]

Good.. I love it when the plan comes together

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Inuyasha329 In reply to dwarfthrowing [2012-03-25 16:51:03 +0000 UTC]

What? you say sumthin? *giving Italy cat pasta*
sorry I was Feeding Italy cat!

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dwarfthrowing In reply to Inuyasha329 [2012-03-25 18:31:20 +0000 UTC]

Nothing *whistles*

(o3o n'aww you missed the reference)

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Inuyasha329 In reply to dwarfthrowing [2012-03-26 20:27:11 +0000 UTC]

watsa reference?

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dwarfthrowing In reply to Inuyasha329 [2012-03-27 16:23:58 +0000 UTC]

*must not troll*

...... Dictionary get one I can't explain it.. I'm happy enough to know the word myself as non-native English

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Inuyasha329 In reply to dwarfthrowing [2012-03-28 03:28:07 +0000 UTC]

kay! =3 have a good day!

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dwarfthrowing In reply to Inuyasha329 [2012-03-28 12:05:13 +0000 UTC]

You too

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SpudPretzel [2011-11-24 06:40:11 +0000 UTC]

I did it. I made this into a song. aha.... Now I just need some pictures.... and it will be on youtube! (If I;m not to embarrassed to put it up XD)

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dwarfthrowing In reply to SpudPretzel [2011-11-24 14:00:00 +0000 UTC]

Dooo eeeeeeeeeet I'll love you forever!

Pretty nice for the contest idear I had for the spoof songs...

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SpudPretzel In reply to dwarfthrowing [2011-11-24 19:35:57 +0000 UTC]

Contest haha?

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dwarfthrowing In reply to SpudPretzel [2011-11-24 20:30:53 +0000 UTC]

Design a cover!

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CatastrophicMeltdown [2011-10-29 21:53:27 +0000 UTC]

EPIC. WIN.

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dwarfthrowing In reply to CatastrophicMeltdown [2011-10-30 12:53:02 +0000 UTC]

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X-Midnight-Lady-X [2011-10-29 19:44:05 +0000 UTC]

Another...seriously...epic one!!
Is it a bad thing that I can sort of...er..imagine them all doing this?
All..dancing with Pasta and tomatoes in their hands?
Haha, seriously love this! You're amazing! ^.^
~ML

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dwarfthrowing In reply to X-Midnight-Lady-X [2011-10-30 12:53:40 +0000 UTC]

OwO I love your mental image *has it too now* and thank you >w<

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Rocketo-Ren [2011-10-29 16:45:16 +0000 UTC]

So. Epic. Words are not enough to describe how awesome this is. >w<

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dwarfthrowing In reply to Rocketo-Ren [2011-10-29 16:47:19 +0000 UTC]

OwO

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Rocketo-Ren In reply to dwarfthrowing [2011-10-29 16:51:32 +0000 UTC]

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dwarfthrowing In reply to Rocketo-Ren [2011-10-29 17:00:48 +0000 UTC]

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Rocketo-Ren In reply to dwarfthrowing [2011-10-30 11:30:04 +0000 UTC]

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dwarfthrowing In reply to Rocketo-Ren [2011-10-30 12:56:51 +0000 UTC]

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Rocketo-Ren In reply to dwarfthrowing [2011-10-30 14:28:23 +0000 UTC]

So cute. owo

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Ink-Fugi [2011-10-22 19:42:03 +0000 UTC]

This- ...


YES. *sang this outloud and got weird looks from parents* CAN'T EAT FROM MA PASTA PLATE, LOS PADRES!

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dwarfthrowing In reply to Ink-Fugi [2011-10-22 20:02:12 +0000 UTC]

PASTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Oracle-of-the-Stars [2011-09-29 05:55:19 +0000 UTC]

god damn it...now I have brooklyn rage in my head again...OH I know what you should do! Do a halloween themed one with halloween coming up. Like 'this is halloween' from Nightmare before christmas or 'Disturbia' or something.

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dwarfthrowing In reply to Oracle-of-the-Stars [2011-09-29 15:15:05 +0000 UTC]

Will put you in hte list of request... (you can find a link to it in the artist's description)... Halloween is coming up?? lol Where I live we do not really celebrate Halloween

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Oracle-of-the-Stars In reply to dwarfthrowing [2011-09-29 21:29:54 +0000 UTC]

you dont? oh you not from America?

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dwarfthrowing In reply to Oracle-of-the-Stars [2011-09-30 15:10:22 +0000 UTC]

I am from The Netherlands.. In some places they do celebrate Halloween here, but not so much

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Oracle-of-the-Stars In reply to dwarfthrowing [2011-09-30 15:42:25 +0000 UTC]

Oh your from the Netherlands? That's cool I'm part dutch! ^^

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dwarfthrowing In reply to Oracle-of-the-Stars [2011-09-30 15:56:18 +0000 UTC]

X3 100% here XD Bet you can't say my lovely g

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Oracle-of-the-Stars In reply to dwarfthrowing [2011-10-01 02:42:18 +0000 UTC]

Uhh...lovely g? Is that a reference to something? And I'm not 100% anything...-_- my heritage is from 8 different countries xP

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dwarfthrowing In reply to Oracle-of-the-Stars [2011-10-01 18:58:16 +0000 UTC]

If your not 100%, your not normal and you're crazy sorta

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Oracle-of-the-Stars In reply to dwarfthrowing [2011-10-02 03:10:12 +0000 UTC]

...Well...I kinda figured considering somehow I'm part British and French...

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dwarfthrowing In reply to Oracle-of-the-Stars [2011-10-02 16:25:55 +0000 UTC]

How is that possible!! O___O Sacrebleu

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Oracle-of-the-Stars In reply to dwarfthrowing [2011-10-02 16:42:38 +0000 UTC]

Well on my mom's side I am French-Canadian (which is just basically french -_- but I deny it and say Canadian), Bohemian (today it would be known as Czech), Irish and Dutch. On my dad's side I am Norwegian, Swedish, Irish, Scottish, and British. So yeah that's how.

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dwarfthrowing In reply to Oracle-of-the-Stars [2011-10-02 16:52:05 +0000 UTC]

Scots are British.....

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Oracle-of-the-Stars In reply to dwarfthrowing [2011-10-02 16:57:27 +0000 UTC]

They are considered that today, but back in the olden days Scotland was a seperate entity of the UK. Actually Scotland and Ireland are the oldest, England didn't become a country till much later when immigrants who were mostly German came and took over. From that period which is known as the Anglo-Saxon period is when they developed accompanied with influences from Denmark and Norway as well as the Roman empire. Today many Scots still hold onto their individual heritage and the British acknowledge it.

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