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Published: 2011-09-26 17:14:47 +0000 UTC; Views: 1216; Favourites: 59; Downloads: 3
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Description Another spoof! This time the original is 'Poker Face' by Lady GaGa... Don't 'sing' the bold words/country names!

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Romano:
To ma to sauce
To ma to sauce

Italy:
I wanna wave em' like we do in losing wars
Hold em' pet em' kick me angry it baby stay with me
(I love it)
America:
Luck and intuition play the cards with Spades to start
Italy:
And after it's been cooked I'll eat the one that's on his part


Ve, ve, ve, ve, veeee, vee-ve-e-vee-ve-ve
I'll get it hot, show it what i've got
Ve, ve, ve, ve, veeee, vee-ve-e-vee-ve-ve
I'll get it hot, show it what i've got

Can't eat my,
Can't eat my
No you can't eat from my pasta plate
BTT:
he's got to eat the pasta
Italy:
Can't eat my
Can't eat my
No you can't eat from my pasta plate
BTT:
he's got to eat the pasta

Italy:
P-p-p-pasta plate, p-p-pasta plate
Romano:
To ma to sauce
Italy:
P-p-p-pasta plate, p-p-pasta plate
Romano:
To ma to sauce

Italy:
I wanna fight with him a hard pair we will be
A little warfare is fun when you're with me
Russia:
Russian roulette is not the same without a gun
Italy:
And Doitsu when it's love, if its not you it isn't fun

Ve, ve, ve, ve, veeee, vee-ve-e-vee-ve-ve
I'll get it hot, show it what i've got
Ve, ve, ve, ve, veeee, vee-ve-e-vee-ve-ve
I'll get it hot, show it what i've got

Can't eat my,
Can't eat my
No you can't eat from my pasta plate
BTT:
he's got to eat the pasta
Italy:
Can't eat my
Can't eat my
No you can't eat from my pasta plate
BTT:
he's got to eat the pasta

Italy:
P-p-p-pasta plate, p-p-pasta plate
Romano:
To ma to sauce
Italy:
P-p-p-pasta plate, p-p-pasta plate
Romano:
To ma to sauce

Italy:
I will tell you that I love you
Kiss or hug you
Iceland:
Cause I'm bluffin' with my puffin
Italy:
I'm not spying
I'm just sittin'
With my pizza-eat-grinning

Prussia:
Just like the chick on my head there
Italy:
Take your tank before I run you out
I pasta this, pasta this
Grab my hand 'cause i'm marvelous

Can't eat my,
Can't eat my
No you can't eat from my pasta plate
BTT:
he's got to eat the pasta
Italy:
Can't eat my
Can't eat my
No you can't eat from my pasta plate
BTT:
he's got to eat the pasta

Italy:
Can't eat my,
Can't eat my
No you can't eat from my pasta plate
BTT:
he's got to eat the pasta
Italy:
Can't eat my
Can't eat my
No you can't eat from my pasta plate
BTT:
he's got to eat the pasta

Italy:
Can't eat my,
Can't eat my
No you can't eat from my pasta plate
BTT:
he's got to eat the pasta
Italy:
Can't eat my
Can't eat my
No you can't eat from my pasta plate
BTT:
he's got to eat the pasta

Italy:
P-p-p-pasta plate, p-p-pasta plate
Romano:
To ma to sauce
Italy:
P-p-p-pasta plate, p-p-pasta plate
Romano:
To ma to sauce

Italy:
P-p-p-pasta plate, p-p-pasta plate
Romano:
To ma to sauce
Italy:
P-p-p-pasta plate, p-p-pasta plate
Romano:
To ma to sauce

Italy:
P-p-p-pasta plate, p-p-pasta plate
Romano:
To ma to sauce
Italy:
P-p-p-pasta plate, p-p-pasta plate
Romano:
To ma to sauce
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Comments: 103

dwarfthrowing In reply to ??? [2011-10-02 20:19:38 +0000 UTC]

I know that.. but they live on Great Britain.. that makes them British.. Not where they come from historically.. their location..

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Oracle-of-the-Stars In reply to dwarfthrowing [2011-10-02 20:50:25 +0000 UTC]

actually if you look at a world map scotland is still a seperate country well more at a map of europe.

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dwarfthrowing In reply to Oracle-of-the-Stars [2011-10-04 15:43:13 +0000 UTC]

They are.. I know... I've been there.. but Briton isn't the same as English... There are also the Welch who can call themselves British and the Northern Irelandics too (don't ask me why... N.Ireland doesn't even lay on Great Britain)

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Oracle-of-the-Stars In reply to dwarfthrowing [2011-10-04 17:05:19 +0000 UTC]

You've been to Scotland? Lucky...>3< well everyone see's it differently I prefer to see Scotland and England seperately. Since both cultures are so unique and everything and that's how it was always explained to me as a child from my Grandma and Dad. And I know about North Ireland I did a lot of research on my heritage growing up. Because I'm proud ^^

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dwarfthrowing In reply to Oracle-of-the-Stars [2011-10-04 19:47:00 +0000 UTC]

My grandpa did that *shrugs* But British refers to the island X3 I see them as seperate too.. I mean England is nothing like Scotland (been to both)

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Oracle-of-the-Stars In reply to dwarfthrowing [2011-10-04 19:50:17 +0000 UTC]

I want to go to Europe T-T and learn about my heritage but I really want to go to Ireland and the UK to see all the cool castles especially the haunted one's. That would be so cool! I love the supernatural, hehe ghosts, and creepy castles, and all that good stuff.

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dwarfthrowing In reply to Oracle-of-the-Stars [2011-10-04 20:12:54 +0000 UTC]

I am from Europe Meh cast;es are EVERYWHERE here... We have too much of them... *blows one up*

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Oracle-of-the-Stars In reply to dwarfthrowing [2011-10-04 20:20:20 +0000 UTC]

Hey don't do that! Aww I may have wanted to go see that...it better not have been haunted or I shall cast a gypsy curse on you!

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dwarfthrowing In reply to Oracle-of-the-Stars [2011-10-06 09:51:14 +0000 UTC]

;u; Awesome!

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Oracle-of-the-Stars In reply to dwarfthrowing [2011-10-06 16:51:08 +0000 UTC]

Mwhahahahha!

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Ktalinfadri In reply to ??? [2011-09-29 02:24:34 +0000 UTC]

Well, it's official. Your a genius.
You win:
and

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dwarfthrowing In reply to Ktalinfadri [2011-09-29 15:15:46 +0000 UTC]

I can rape another country!

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Ktalinfadri In reply to dwarfthrowing [2011-09-30 00:10:28 +0000 UTC]

YAY!
Who will you choose?

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dwarfthrowing In reply to Ktalinfadri [2011-09-30 15:08:40 +0000 UTC]

dunno...

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Ktalinfadri In reply to dwarfthrowing [2011-09-30 22:11:22 +0000 UTC]

I choose Russia, for ALL of them that I have collected.

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dwarfthrowing In reply to Ktalinfadri [2011-10-01 18:59:00 +0000 UTC]

*nods slowly* Has Belarus not killed you jet?

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Ktalinfadri In reply to dwarfthrowing [2011-10-01 20:31:47 +0000 UTC]

Luckily, no.
But...
Aw, fuck.

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dwarfthrowing In reply to Ktalinfadri [2011-10-01 20:34:30 +0000 UTC]

*pats* Make something of your life you got left

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Ktalinfadri In reply to dwarfthrowing [2011-10-01 21:35:51 +0000 UTC]


I MUST COLLECT MORE VITAL REGIONS! I'm already doomed, so why not?
It was worth it >.>

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dwarfthrowing In reply to Ktalinfadri [2011-10-02 16:26:38 +0000 UTC]

*Shrugs* do whatever you please, darlin

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Ktalinfadri In reply to dwarfthrowing [2011-10-02 17:44:27 +0000 UTC]

Dx
HUNGARY! LEND ME YOUR FRYING PAN, QUICK!

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dwarfthrowing In reply to Ktalinfadri [2011-10-02 20:15:56 +0000 UTC]

Hungary: *gives frying pan* May the yaoi be with you

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Ktalinfadri In reply to dwarfthrowing [2011-10-02 20:27:16 +0000 UTC]

Thank you, Hungary. And may it be with you, also.
WHICH IS WHY I MUST SMACK BELARUS. SCREW BELxRUS!

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dwarfthrowing In reply to Ktalinfadri [2011-10-04 15:43:41 +0000 UTC]

Hungary: It's sooo un-yaoi!

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Ktalinfadri In reply to dwarfthrowing [2011-10-05 01:10:40 +0000 UTC]

EEEWWWWWWWWW. D: UN-YAOIO NOT SHIP ARU!

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dwarfthrowing In reply to Ktalinfadri [2011-10-06 09:50:41 +0000 UTC]

Hungary: GWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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Ktalinfadri In reply to dwarfthrowing [2011-10-06 23:09:52 +0000 UTC]

Dx
lol xD

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Kurda--Smahlt In reply to ??? [2011-09-28 23:08:29 +0000 UTC]

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dwarfthrowing In reply to Kurda--Smahlt [2011-09-29 15:16:19 +0000 UTC]

Moar countries to rape for mai **

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Tophattery In reply to ??? [2011-09-28 21:32:04 +0000 UTC]

I laughed so hard. XD;;
Nice job A+! XD

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dwarfthrowing In reply to Tophattery [2011-09-29 15:16:53 +0000 UTC]

I hope it didn't hurt

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Tophattery In reply to dwarfthrowing [2011-09-29 21:41:22 +0000 UTC]

hahaah XD nope not too mUCH~ lol

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dwarfthrowing In reply to Tophattery [2011-09-30 15:09:45 +0000 UTC]

phew.. I was scared for a moment... I don't want to get sued from hurting someone by being funny

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Tophattery In reply to dwarfthrowing [2011-10-01 00:34:40 +0000 UTC]

HAHAHAH like weird al in his song sue ya XDDD;;

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dwarfthrowing In reply to Tophattery [2011-10-01 18:58:28 +0000 UTC]

yeah X3

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SOTCM [2011-09-28 19:44:57 +0000 UTC]

I FRIKKIN' LOVE YOU.

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dwarfthrowing In reply to SOTCM [2011-09-29 15:16:42 +0000 UTC]

ilu2

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SOTCM In reply to dwarfthrowing [2011-10-02 13:50:57 +0000 UTC]

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Mezzochan In reply to ??? [2011-09-28 18:59:31 +0000 UTC]

Ahahaha, love it! Especially the 'to ma to sauce' (now I won't get it out of my head for a couple of days...).

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dwarfthrowing In reply to Mezzochan [2011-09-28 19:15:12 +0000 UTC]

*dances* I have a magic abillity to make people having songs in their head irl

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oxoawesomexox In reply to ??? [2011-09-28 17:39:57 +0000 UTC]

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Prussiafan97 In reply to oxoawesomexox [2011-09-28 18:48:42 +0000 UTC]

lolz

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oxoawesomexox In reply to Prussiafan97 [2011-09-28 19:24:38 +0000 UTC]

=3=

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Prussiafan97 In reply to oxoawesomexox [2011-09-28 19:33:46 +0000 UTC]

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oxoawesomexox In reply to Prussiafan97 [2011-09-28 20:21:28 +0000 UTC]

... A-MA-ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

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dwarfthrowing In reply to oxoawesomexox [2011-09-28 17:40:44 +0000 UTC]

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oxoawesomexox In reply to dwarfthrowing [2011-09-28 18:37:31 +0000 UTC]

lolz

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alderroots In reply to ??? [2011-09-28 17:32:41 +0000 UTC]

The moment I started hearing Romano singing "to-mat-o sauce" in my head I started laughing XD
and continued to laugh....

Awesome job!

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dwarfthrowing In reply to alderroots [2011-09-28 17:36:48 +0000 UTC]

thanks

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kimberleyxspeedy In reply to ??? [2011-09-28 17:31:26 +0000 UTC]

AWESOME!!

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