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she just wasn't mermade for you manΒRelated content
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Guy: Sees Mermaid.
Hey there handsome.
Mermaid: me? oh, hi.
Fish man: hey, you're looking at my girl?
Guy: oh shit.
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basically what happens to me any time i think a girl looks cute. XD
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cool mermaid designs. they have the same logic as one piece lol!
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Every time I see a mermaid now all I can think about if what happened to Fry back when he tried to date one
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BBC
big black carp
you did that on purpose
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My first thoughts are always British Brodcasting Channel.
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yeah you would say that Watcher of worlds
i bet you watch NBC and Twitch too
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I only know Twitch as the gaming stream...
NBC also sounds like a TV channel.
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yes
they are channels
watcher of Worlds you watch but you dont know anything do you
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I watch many different cartoon franchises(and ect).
Not the news XD
Frankly I only know BBC from walking with dinosaurs.
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No i just cherish my childhood.Β I am well aware of most things Im just not very social so the conclusions I come to arent always up to date.
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You know what they say. Try. Try. And fail again.Β
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Dugtrio! It reminds me of a meme I saw about that pokemon xD
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Maybe, but he can still kick your ass six ways till sunday
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Daaaang Zombi grrl, why you gotta be so room temperature
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Is the mermaid . . PINK DIAMOND ~~!!!! JK XDΒ
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HOLY CHEEZUS
I WASN'T EXPECTING SUCH A HANDSOME FISH
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He's about to face the wrath of buff magikarp!
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Well you know what they say: plenty of fish in the sea.
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Karma for leaning into our favorite zombie girl's personal space, all kissy face - then in less than half a heartbeat, coming on strong to another girl.Β Β
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Its called flirty, and theres no crime against that.
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nope - he's creepy and tacky.
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You wouldnt say that if she was smiling. Shes just not interested. Thats all. And based on the expression of the guy in the first panel. It looks like he already gets it.
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Flirty or not, you can clearly tell what he's really after.
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Id say he dodged a bullet. I hear if you get bit by a zombie, you become a zombie. But itβs not the mouth im afraid of.
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I'm sure I've said this before but now I'm sincerely curious. What came first, the pun or the artwork.
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an artist doesnβt reveal her secretsΒ
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lol I thought that was only magicians, who never revealed their secrets?
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Be careful who you call ugly in high school.
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Oh god XD my sidesΒ
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