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"Bleugh, my bow's all drippy."

"Oh thank you, I'd like some!"

"Ugh, this hose in my butt will never be comfortable."

Unfortunately, the juicing process was unsuccessful. Well, somewhat: you see, while they did manage to get the juice out, their bodies were already fully saturated with it - meaning that they're bodies are permanently blue, and will continue to produce juice, inevitably becoming full berries again. Due to this inconvenience, the pandas are unable to continue their lives normally. They had to remain in the factory, be renamed as company property, and pronounced missing to the public. For secrecy, Mei, Lei, and Fei were renamed MP-1, LP-2, and FP-3.

As saddening as these news are, Wonky tried his best to make them feel comfortable. He gave them 24-hour service and entertainment, around-the-clock counseling with the Loompies, a free recreational facility, and he even allowed them to meet and hang out with others who are in similar situations as them (this kind of thing happens more often than you'd think - it's amazing that he hasn't been sued yet. Word has it that he bribes off the investigators with candy.)

Life in the factory was alright, but MP-1, LP-2, and FP-3 all agreed that this bittersweet outcome could have been much better.

Description
"Bleugh, my bow's all drippy."

"Oh thank you, I'd like some!"

"Ugh, this hose in my butt will never be comfortable."

Unfortunately, the juicing process was unsuccessful. Well, somewhat: you see, while they did manage to get the juice out, their bodies were already fully saturated with it - meaning that they're bodies are permanently blue, and will continue to produce juice, inevitably becoming full berries again. Due to this inconvenience, the pandas are unable to continue their lives normally. They had to remain in the factory, be renamed as company property, and pronounced missing to the public. For secrecy, Mei, Lei, and Fei were renamed MP-1, LP-2, and FP-3.

As saddening as these news are, Wonky tried his best to make them feel comfortable. He gave them 24-hour service and entertainment, around-the-clock counseling with the Loompies, a free recreational facility, and he even allowed them to meet and hang out with others who are in similar situations as them (this kind of thing happens more often than you'd think - it's amazing that he hasn't been sued yet. Word has it that he bribes off the investigators with candy.)

Life in the factory was alright, but MP-1, LP-2, and FP-3 all agreed that this bittersweet outcome could have been much better.