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A lot of people are expressing concern for my health over this. I'll alleviate some worry: this calendar is largely a joke. While I do have longer than average periods, it's not QUITE as extreme as this. The exaggeration was for comedy purposes.
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Wow, I had no idea having a dick had this many disadvantages. 
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Are you being sarcastic?
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No, I actually had no idea that having a dick had disadvantages like this.
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Now you know.
And now you know why I hate being a man in this new world.
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Dude you are making my boyfriend and me crack up here.
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Mine only lasts 5 days, but I don't get spotting before it so it catches me off guard from time to time.
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how mine works
June: nothing
July: nothing
August: mom this isn't normal
September
First week: still nothing
Second week: Nope
First Day: Mom I think I have food poisoning( saw blood) shit
Second day: FUCK YOU MATH!!!!!!
Third day: I need Dove NOW
Fourth day: Spotting
The End
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:day1: cramps from hell and back gets sick fillings like hell
:day2: ok Its lighting up, I want to eat every damn thing in my kitchen
:day3: what the fuck its so damn bloody,oh God I have 8 pads left and I have no money
:day4: passes gas and it stinks like hell,sleeps 11 hours
:day5: yay I'm blood free
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i always thought i was unlucky mine only last for 4 days
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maybe if you didn't fuck yourself with knives all the time you wouldn't be spotting... sick ass sadist...
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YOU F*** YOURSELF WITH KNIVES?! WHY?! DOESNT THAT FRIGGIN HURT?!
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Lol It's okay, I enjoyed it too.
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This is what my periods were like due to PCOS. Thank god for medication!
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That's how mine are,.... ;-;
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1st day: NO.NO.NO.NO.NO.FUCCCCcccccck not now please. *crying*
2nd day: HOW LONG DOES IT LAST.WHAY THE HELL JUST WHAAAATS GOING ONNNNNN *watching vids that will make you cry to see if she crys while on her period*
3rd: REALLY.I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW LONG THIS LASTS.why wont my friends get on facebook or skype!??! THEY HATE ME!!!!! D': *eats bread, and washes underwear*
4th: DOES GETTING A SURGERY MAKE DIS SHIT GO AWAY!?!?FUCKKKKK!!!!!i just want to sleep and not wake up in a pile of my own blood.
5th: *wakes up* FUCKKKKK!???!?!?!?! MY UNDERWEAR!!!!!
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My family always know when I am on my period because they here me shout out, "SON OF A BITCH!" In the bathroom.
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the day before: OH MY GOD!! WHY, with these mood swings and im so HUNGRY
1: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWGHHHH FAWK!!!!!
2:im just gunna lay under my blankets all day and LORD MOM WHAY WONT U LET ME LAY HERE ALL DAY LIKE MY GENITALIA WANTS TOO!!!!!!!!! D:<
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hilarious and sooooooo true 
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Im in what, day two or three, all i know is i got it an hour after watching the season five finale of the Clone Wars. And that i can SOO relate
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And the zits. And gaining weight for no apparent reason. And the cramps. And the backache. And the cravings.
I MIGHT BE IN DAY 2 RIGHT NOW WHICH IS THE WORST ONE AND EAFJREMVRWEFKERJGEIR FWI I HATE THE WORLD.
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I feel your pain....
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Day 1 : Oh gawd.. Blood in my underwear.. That's great.. Now the cramps.. OW, FAHK! *FaceDesk*
Day 2 : AAAAH GOD *Goes through 7 or more pads in one day*
Day 3 : At least the cramps are over -.-..
Day 4 : Barely any blood, THANK LORD.
Day 5 : Almost done.. HELL YEAH.
Day 6 : DONE. WOO! FINALLY!
1 month later..
Are you fahking kidding me!?!?!?!?!?! *Flips table and chucks laptop out the window*
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lol i like the how bad are the cramps?
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Eh, they usually happen on the 1st or 3rd day. They hurt like HELL sometimes. :/ It's horrible. :c
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awe hun i am so sorry i wish periods never where real!
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Haha XD I wish the same, bro. :c
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well it's life and there are more things that could then a period
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1: OH MY FUCKING GOD MY STOMACH IS KILLING ME! KILL ME! I DON'T WANNA LIVE! FUCK THIS ALL! I'M ASEXUAL! PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME GO THROUGH THIS!
2: BLOOD! HOLY FUCK! I WANT CHOCOLATE!
3:... THERE'S FUCKING BLOOD! FUCK THIS!
4:... fuCK thIs shithasdth!
5:... IS IT OVER YET GODDAMN!
6: Finally-Fuck.
7: FUCK THIS I'M OVER!
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day 1: HOLY HELL! MY CRAMPS COULD CRIPPLE A RHINO!!!!
day 2: All I want to do is fight. (Headbutts cat off of table.)
day 3: Spotting....
day 4: DONE!
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day 1: fuck you fuck everything you know you'll bleed and cramp until you die
day 2: repeat day one.
day 3: half as harsh as day 1 and 2.
day 4: pretty normal day.
day 5: spotting
day 6: almost done or done.
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day 1: fuck.....
day 2: fuck the world an everything in it
day 3: kill me... *curled in a ball on the floor*
day 4: why couldnt i have been born a man?... *crys*
day 5: alright its almost over... *eats sweets*
day 6: fuck my life... *trying to choke my brother*
[sometimes] day 7: spotting! alomst done!!!!
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My periods are ALWAYS heavy ;-;
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That's the truth! I feel exactly the same!
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HAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAH...SO TRUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...feels like a huuuuge knife in your uterus DDDX...or two
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My Period
Day 1: AHHH! FUCKING MENSTRATION! [Throws Dad out window]
Day 2: Great, now I feel drunk!
Day 3: Damn bleeding, I need sweets!
Day 4: Oh... almost done
Day 5: Oh come the FUCK on!
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and eat soo much sweets, chocolates.Frequently crying and complain.:/
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