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A lot of people are expressing concern for my health over this. I'll alleviate some worry: this calendar is largely a joke. While I do have longer than average periods, it's not QUITE as extreme as this. The exaggeration was for comedy purposes.
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and for another note...the only good thing about getting a period is you know you're not about to pop out a child anytime soon..LOL but that gratefullness goes bye bye once miss cramps and bloody horror show up LOL
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My calender:
Day 1: Drunk as FUCK
Day 2: Legs become crazy heavy
Day 3: Bearable
Day 4: Bearable
Day 5: Fuck you
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I fucking hate it when you think you're stopped and your body is all LOLNOPEFALSEALARM. >8C
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I can't think of anything that pisses me off more than that.
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Ikr when that happens I'm like .......*eye twitch* i hate mother nature
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Thanks for the laugh! I'm on my "tom" right now and I need a laugh because for 5 days then I'm paranoid for to the next two days...crawls to a corner of pain and misery ....
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that suks... ive never spottedc b4 but the 4 days i actually bleed is like F^&^% gory!!!! like a box of maxi pads gory
and the cramps are TERRIBLE!!!
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YES! This in a nutshell is so what I haven been going through as my body fights against the new pill i got put on 3 months ago. This month was especially fun with the wracking migraines during menstration. Who says we're the weaker sex? lol, men would be jumping off buildings if they had to deal with this crap! X3
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lol. XD I got a pretty nice giggle out of this. Mostly because I was just conversing about periods to someone.
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Jesus Christ, Fable, get yourself to the nearest doctor or free clinic. You either have DUB (Dysfuctional Uterine Bleeding) or fibral myomas. Hormone therapy will help with the former; when your body fails to correct the latter, you develop menorrhagia.
Not normal at all!
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It's an exaggeration, I swear!
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Hahaha, that's so true :'D I hate it too... it's the worst about being a woman
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My mom had periods that would last 17 days with migraines, aches, and nausea on half the days. Being a woman!
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I haven't had a period in the last 4 years 
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This is fucking hilarious (Not just hilarious mind you, but fucking hilarious)! I can relate to the mood swings.
I have had a period for...FOUR months. With no break. Several times. I went on Yaz continuously, and my body and mind could not be happier now that I'm not releasing eggs all over the place. If I was a chicken we'd be seriously deep in some omelettes.
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talk to ur doc.... periods r normally 5 to 7 days....
my sis had a regular 14 day (.) her doc put her on birthcontrol to shorten it...it was making her anemic
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Exaggeration for the sake of comedy (and note the actual time I mention blood, not just spotting, happening is the requesite three days). If I was seriously bleeding for three weeks straight, I'd be seeing a doctor pronto.
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goood point.....
still....(.)s suck
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That looks so painful.
Mine lasts like a day or two. O_o
Geeze... if my calender worked like this I would... die. xD
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Lucky..I wish mine only lasted a day or two ;; Hell I want to take some Yaz or BC so my period can go away >< a little.
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You don't die, you just get major impatient because spending over a week on the rag is annoying. I probably only actually bleed hardcore two or three days, but the spotting is annoying as fuck.
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...And thank you for sharing that with us.
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Welcome to the world of women. Our menstrual jokes are way more gruesome and uncomfortable and hilarious than the shit guys come up with about their poop or farts.
We can out-gross you. We have the capacity
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Y'all make people out of intestinal parasites, and then eject them forcefully and messily of of your crotches.
I believe you.
(I've been in the world of women before and have the novelty t-shirt to prove it)
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Have you heard about period shits then?
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No, I cannot say as I have. That's probably a new one on me.
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Then y'all don't know nuttin'
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Oh, what joys I have to look forward to.
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I'll never complain about a week again...
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You poor, poor thing. And I thought a solid week was bad.
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at least you know your not pregnant
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Ahahahahaah true story X°DDD sadly
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This made me burst out laughing at the absolute truth of it all. The last box is always my reaction too XD
Ahh PCOS, how I loathe thee...
You've created an accurate description of month-to-month living for a good chunk of us ladies, myself included. Bravo, for it speaks many truths!
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OH MY GOD RELATE. (minus the cripping ladycramps)
My twin sis stopped having that problem when she went on birth control
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oh oh awe oh dang it i feel horrible for laughing ;_;
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XD good lord this sounds...uh...fun?! Mine is never this bad, but DAMN do I hate being female.
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Oh honey child you made this for me LOL Sorry we don't have dicks, too... honestly, life would be so much easier and our shoulders wouldn't hurt so bad.
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*hasn't had a single period for 3 years* I love you, hormone shot!
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I can't fathom going a month or more riding the cotton horse! O^O Bleeding's not bad, but cramps... OMG, the cramps... >.<;; If I could go without the cramps, I wouldn't mind my period. At all. OTL But, after hearing some of these stories, I won't complain anymore... *hugs to all*
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good GOD this is me all over ;A;
Only with PCOS, I get high and mighty cramps that want to rip me in half!! DA FUQ OVARIES?!
Only bad thing is, I NEVER get spotting. Just *WHAM* and I have to deal with it wherever it happens - not ideal :c
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