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from inside an abandoned farm building.Related content
Comments: 41
Thanks so much 
Lovely selection.There is something magical about windows.
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the best places are the spooky places
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hehe thats a cool scary icon 
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Mysterious, undark I say..
An abandoned farm, what a shame - I want to fix it (but I'm just a poor guy..)
Low budget home improvement than..?
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There is such a thing as squatters rights here you know? If you live in an abandoned building
for more than 12 years without anybody kicking you out ,then it becomes yours!So there is still
hope poor fella.Here is the same building from outside.[link]
More champers? Phew! This swimming about in money all day is tiring .
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Fairtrade: For a nice bottle of champagne (no not Cristal!) and a Dutch cheese (12 years old - I mean kept in the fridge)the deal is on..!
Is that reasonable.. or do you want points instead..?
Please let me know (hmm.. sounds pretty hopeless)
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Is it Edam or Gouda..this could be the deal maker or breaker. Consider wisely !
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Edam I hope (sweeter than Gouda..)
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Heheheheheh! Well it was a trick question..Sorry.
The correct answer was Maasdammer Clog and windmill cheese.
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You are cheating my friend.. against all odds.
Strange.. but I knew something was missing(in action)
Maasdammertje dan..!
Hmm.. almost everyone deserves a second change in life (I feel like the exception to the rule just saying that..)
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Okay..okay..I'm a nice person.I'll give you another chance.
I'll have a barge full of Boerenkaas instead.Eet smakelijk!
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Boerenkaas.. extra belegen?
Met mosterd please..!
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Dakeuvel... Papier heir(excuse the spelling)..thats the sum total of my Dutch I'm afraid.
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Papier hier is correct! Dakeuvel..? Must be an old Chinese character.. so old, that even google couldn't trace it's origin..
Okay. from now on I am your translate to Dutch master, alright?
We can't accept more dakeuvels here.. the building would collapse (lol)
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lol
I missed the n out....and spelled it completely wrong...but apart from that it was perfect.
Dankjewel.....
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My pleasure
But the story continues.. in the next episode of.. (yeah, we need to come up with a title for our script)
Anyway, we had a great - highly intellectual conversation - and guess we should proceed and maintain on that same level.
I hope the decks are clean right now.
I think I'll have my last bottle of champagne.. than bubbling in the jacuzzi.. and finally going to my luxury lounge - whilst you are sleeping in that lousy cabin, drifting and drifting.. far from human civilisation (ha ha ha)
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Well actually,a pirates life is not so bad matey.
There is grog(rum) and ships biscuits with maggots
for extra protein.
Pah!You can keep your Jacuzzi and champagne lifestyle!
Its the High Seas for me! Hmmm...now where did I put my
anti sea sick pills???
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Your anti sea sick pills..??
Ummm, do you mean these little fellows..??
Cheers with that grog of yours and don't get dizzy from both - more bumping waves please!
Party time
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MORE bumpy waves??? ohoh !
Well I took a few of these 
But now I don't feel too well....Ribbit!..
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You took the wrong pills, so now you think you are a frog.. Ribbit!
Okay, Kermit, jump overboard right now - you can do it!
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I'm a frog that can't swim.
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Never mind.. I'll teach you.. as being a pro!
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You will have your work cut out my friend as I swim like lawnmower.
Lots of flailing about and bubbles before going down...
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Lawnmower..??
Is that a guy who believes he is Superman..?
Wanna teach him a leason.., need to come with both feeds on the ground again
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No..I swim like one of these.[link]
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I get it..
Forget Superman..
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Thank you 
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There is nothing superfluous... and there is everything
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