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Published: 2004-05-31 02:21:13 +0000 UTC; Views: 218; Favourites: 0; Downloads: 88
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remember kids, putting a hampster in your ass for sexual pleasure may be fun, but it's not if you don't use lube! yeah think about that next time you're eating popcorn!Related content
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- i prefer ass gerbils over hampsters... shit..
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some do, whatever floats your boat man
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thanks, i'm getting it lazered off though
i'm doing it over to where it looks like my left arm is completely mechanical. it'll have steel rods where bones are, wires where veins are and more micro chip stuff. when it's done, it'll look so real it'll scare people. plus it's gonna be a complete sleve.
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Got to remember a leash too......just...in case o.O
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well you dont want the hampster to get stuck.....do you?? o.O
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no you don't. a stuck hampster in your ass can create many problems
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I know....wait...no umm...i dont...damnit *walks away*
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thanks, and i'm getting it all laser lightened so i can do it again, cept it'll look much better
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Ooh, awesome possum. Imma get me a tatoo also....*gets sharpee marker*
Nah, but really I want to get one on the ball of my shoulder of a crop circle..uhmm...well.. here's a good pic of it: [link]
but yeah..when I'm outta this hell hole and have money....
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that'd be badass tat, get it in the upper middle of your back, like right between the shoulder blades.......mmmm sexy
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lol. that would look cool between the shoulders *thinks about it* the coolest designs come from the weirdest places (ie, crop circle) .O.o But yeah....I wanna get either a barcode or a power button on my neck. Or maybe a power button surrounded by a barcode..>.> *rambles*
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interesting, i like the idea, at least it's original cause flash suck dirty donkey balls
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Is that all you have to say?
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ya damn...................ooooooo boobs.......................
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I have boobs. They jiggle.
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yes they do! that is what they do!
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and they're squeezable. I like to play with them.
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i like it when you play with them too..................................
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Whoever doesnt like it is mad.
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pretty...like the area between the pink and green star best...like the view of the three stars together...I think I just like it.
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well actaully, it's a red star. but yeah thanks!
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dang it! I was debating as to red or pink! Sorry
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oh really fool, well in that case, i think i'm just gonna tell you something in person!
hey romeo!
"what?"
you suck!! hahaha
"shut up"
ok..........................bitch
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*grope* omg that is amazing. *wants you more* No really that is amazing work! 
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Its times like these that I wish that legless news paper gerbil.
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I WON! Sex with eye...hmm maybe?!
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everyone wins when it's sex with eye!!! look you won a goldfish and an std!!!!
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AWESOME! need it, need it, need it, got it, got it....yay! CRABS! YES! Thank you EYE!
You own me! biotch!
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yes pudding is good, so is sex with eye
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