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Published: 2017-03-22 03:17:18 +0000 UTC; Views: 929; Favourites: 30; Downloads: 0
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Description and he was never heard from again

AAKHJG I HAD TO UPLOAD FOR REALS BECAUSE THE STATUS FORMAT WAS JANKING UP AND U COULDNT READ IT
not to say you can read it now i mean what is that excuse for handwriting right there

I TOLD U IT WAS TOO BEEG!!!!!!! AND HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE WATCHING HIS CHOLESTEROL I MEAN CMON WE CANT SPOIL HIM LIKE THIS

if youre wondering whats going on and you missed my 90182893 status updates trust me im in the same boat as you 
nOBODY KNOWS WHATS HAPPENING
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Comments: 57

frostlie In reply to ??? [2017-04-11 02:58:53 +0000 UTC]

I CANT BELIEVE HES DEADDDD OHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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ClockworkLink In reply to frostlie [2017-04-14 21:11:25 +0000 UTC]

YOU MONSTRO

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frostlie In reply to ClockworkLink [2017-04-26 03:27:46 +0000 UTC]

YOU MONSTER FRISBEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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ViolaVerse [2017-03-22 22:29:44 +0000 UTC]

REST IN PEPPERONIS NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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frostlie In reply to ViolaVerse [2017-04-11 02:59:37 +0000 UTC]

I AM SO ANGRY I DIDNTT THINK OF THIS PUN WHILE MAKIGN THIS OHHHH MY GODDD
the gud die youngg i crie

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Psyknight72 [2017-03-22 19:14:16 +0000 UTC]

OH NO, HE DIED BY OVERLOAD OF PIZZA

RIP....At least he's resting in pepperonie *badumtss*

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frostlie In reply to Psyknight72 [2017-04-11 03:00:25 +0000 UTC]

SOUNDS LIKE A 
DOUGHVERLOAD

only im allowed to pun in this house gIT OUTTA HERE YOU ANIMAAAAL

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Psyknight72 In reply to frostlie [2017-04-11 15:28:18 +0000 UTC]

YOU HAVE NO CONTROL OVER ME *jumps through the window*

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frostlie In reply to Psyknight72 [2017-04-12 03:16:57 +0000 UTC]

... IM CONFLICTED BECAUSE YOU'VE ESCAPED BUT YOU'RE ALSO OUT OF MY HOUSE
wait a minute that was a second story window

OOHH NOOOO 

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Psyknight72 In reply to frostlie [2017-04-17 17:23:34 +0000 UTC]

YOU CANNOT GRASP MY POWER

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HasturDaveMasterDude [2017-03-22 11:11:21 +0000 UTC]

death by pizza repper pipper ronn 


*KRUSTY CRAB PIZZA*
*IS THE PIZZA*
*FO YHOU ADN MEEEE*

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frostlie In reply to HasturDaveMasterDude [2017-03-22 18:01:58 +0000 UTC]

i cantt believe hess dead wHY DO THE GOOD DIE YOOUUNNGGG



*2 seconds later*
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT THIS PIZZA WITHOUT MY DRIIIIINK

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HasturDaveMasterDude In reply to frostlie [2017-03-23 15:20:05 +0000 UTC]

bE C A U S E     I        KIIIILLLLEEEEEDDDDDDDDD         EEEEEMMMMMM
just kidding i coudnt hurf a fly if i funkign wanted 2
no arms
*no arms*
euARGHHH


thank you for thes berutaufil spongbob mems

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frostlie In reply to HasturDaveMasterDude [2017-03-26 17:15:28 +0000 UTC]

thank u for memeing wif m e e

annd thankk u for not hurting the bean but those flies can sUCK IT
u don't have to hurt them physically u can opt for psychological insults as well
like there go a fly buzzin by an u look at him and u yell something like HEY FRANKENBERRY!!!! DO YOU LOVE NATURE DESPITE WHAT A TERRIBLE USELESS CREATURE IT MADE YOU??? and he will look at you and he will weep for he does not know

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HasturDaveMasterDude In reply to frostlie [2017-03-28 17:03:05 +0000 UTC]

fly: "eeEHHEHEHEHEEEEE IM GONN BUZ AROUDNNNN AN NOBODY CAN STOP ME"
person: "whats the purpos of life anyways we just gonn die anwyays"
"what"
"yea what impact are you gonn make on the world fly"
*fly sits down*
*sil e n c e*

aND THEN YA STRIKE WITH SECRET FLYSWATTER MUEHUE

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frostlie In reply to HasturDaveMasterDude [2017-03-30 20:30:16 +0000 UTC]

STICKSS AND STONES MAY BREAKK MY EXOSKELETON BUT WORDS LEAVE PSYCHOLOGICAL WOUNDS THAT NEVER HEAAAAAAAAAL
and then they git squish and they reeeeeeally not healin after that
WHHHHHHHHHOOOO CANNN SAAAAAYYYYYYYYY WHERE THE ROOOADDD GOOOESSSS

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HasturDaveMasterDude In reply to frostlie [2017-04-03 23:47:35 +0000 UTC]

*SNIFFFFFFFFF*
band aids wont fix this shit

actually the road goes 2 ganons castell if u didnt know
but be careful not 2 get absOLUTELY FUCKED BY THE 99,999 GUARDIANS THERE


fun fact tip i didnt kno this but apparently if ur timings real gud you can fudging parry the guardian bullets
bUT YOU GOTTA B    R E A L    GUD 
cuz if u do it 2 late then ur shield is just fukkin deleted 
an if u do it 2 early then yOU just fukkin deleted
but if you get it it'll actually deflect the boolit back at the guardian with no shield damage


N E A T O

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frostlie In reply to HasturDaveMasterDude [2017-04-11 03:06:03 +0000 UTC]

AAAA I HAVENT BEEN TO GANONS CRIB YET I STILL HAVE TO EXPLORE FARON AND FINISH 90000 MORE SIDEQUESTSS

SOMETIMES IM REALLY HECKING GOOD AT PARRYING LIKE I CAN GO THROUGH 10 GUARDIANS WITHOUT LOOSING HEARTS WITH ONE SHIELD GIT REEKKKT
BUT THEN OTHER TIMES A SINGLE GUARDIAN WILL JUST DEMOLISH ME OVER AND OVER AND THE ONLY THING SUSTAINING ME ARE 53 BANANAS AND MY OWN STUBBORN WILL
aaandnn then i get frustrated and i just poke em in the eye with an ancient arrow

all those years of light tennis with ganon have TRAINED US FOR THIS MOMENT

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HasturDaveMasterDude In reply to frostlie [2017-04-19 00:23:14 +0000 UTC]

yes but did u kno that ganon has a really good stroke game thats why 1 of the shrines teaches you how to play mini golf 
such prepare

i got the hyrulian shield pretti early an' iTS REAL GOOD
 f o r   s h i e l d   s u r f i n g
i probs shouldnt be doing that but eeEEEHH its got infinity defense 
not invincibl tho bUT

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chadisapillow [2017-03-22 11:02:54 +0000 UTC]

"He's on a diet"

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frostlie In reply to chadisapillow [2017-03-22 18:02:40 +0000 UTC]

WE'RE RUINING HIS MANLY PHYSIQUE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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UltimateAura [2017-03-22 06:09:14 +0000 UTC]

I faved this with my nose

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frostlie In reply to UltimateAura [2017-03-22 18:03:20 +0000 UTC]

???????????????????????????????????????? i am so proud????????????/// it just makes it that much more valuable ogmdkljfghsl;

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UltimateAura In reply to frostlie [2017-03-22 18:26:41 +0000 UTC]

Yis senpai is proud of me :3

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frostlie In reply to UltimateAura [2017-03-22 18:38:19 +0000 UTC]

IMM ALWAYS PROOD OF U >:UUUUUUUUUUUUUU NO MATTRR WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

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UltimateAura In reply to frostlie [2017-03-22 18:53:26 +0000 UTC]

YAAAAAAAYYY THANK CHU SENPAI X3c

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PhantomFoxes [2017-03-22 04:47:11 +0000 UTC]

I SAID A SLICE
A SLICE
AHHHHHHH

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frostlie In reply to PhantomFoxes [2017-03-22 18:04:17 +0000 UTC]

ITITSSS TOOO LAAATE I CANT BELIEVEE YOU KILLED HIM HES DEAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDD
*wipes away tear* its okay this is the death he would have wanted

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StrategistRobyn [2017-03-22 04:08:37 +0000 UTC]

That's the best OC I've ever seen.

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frostlie In reply to StrategistRobyn [2017-03-22 18:11:33 +0000 UTC]

IM CRYIGNKG IM SO HAPPY
PSYCH these are actually just pictures of myself that ive photoshopped HHHOHH

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StrategistRobyn In reply to frostlie [2017-03-22 18:38:48 +0000 UTC]

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DragonBlast71 [2017-03-22 03:57:13 +0000 UTC]

OK FROSTLIE WHATS UP WITH THESE THINGS
FOR REAL

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frostlie In reply to DragonBlast71 [2017-03-22 18:12:47 +0000 UTC]

YOU ASK THAT LIKE YOU THINK I HAVE AN ANSWER
LIKE MANN IDK YOUR GUESS IS BETTER THAN MIIIIINE
its just....... sad bean guy

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DragonBlast71 In reply to frostlie [2017-03-22 18:13:56 +0000 UTC]

Well then
I'll just say that Sad Bean Guy reminds me of something like Berd (ask-berd)
Lets worship sad bean

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frostlie In reply to DragonBlast71 [2017-03-22 18:31:23 +0000 UTC]

IMM CHOCKIGNG THATS THE BEST ACCOUNT IVE EVER SEEN
sad bean isntt worthy of ur goodness sad bean is just a LUMP

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DragonBlast71 In reply to frostlie [2017-03-22 18:31:58 +0000 UTC]

IKR XDDDDDDD
Yes he is sad bean ftw

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Yogfan [2017-03-22 03:29:19 +0000 UTC]

wHEEZE

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frostlie In reply to Yogfan [2017-03-22 03:32:21 +0000 UTC]

I CANT BELIEVE HES ALREADY DEAD HE WAS SO YOUNG

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Yogfan In reply to frostlie [2017-03-22 10:21:35 +0000 UTC]

Save him

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frostlie In reply to Yogfan [2017-03-22 18:13:14 +0000 UTC]

SAVE HIM FROM THE NOOOTHING HES BECOOOOME

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Yogfan In reply to frostlie [2017-03-22 22:53:42 +0000 UTC]

WAKE HIM UP

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kawaiikitty1111 [2017-03-22 03:21:35 +0000 UTC]

*RUNS TO THE BAB AND PICKS UP DA PIZZA* NU,, U CANT DIE............. BY PIZZA  ;n; *CUTS SMOL BITS OFF DA PIZZA AND CAREFULLY FEEDS HIM 3 PIECES*

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frostlie In reply to kawaiikitty1111 [2017-03-22 03:31:31 +0000 UTC]

BUT THATSS HOW I WANNA DIE
death by pizza, no death is more honorable or glorious
BUT WITHH U AT HIS SIDE HE WILL MAKE A FAST AND HEALTHY RECOVERY
unless he eat 2 much pizza 
then no one can save him

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kawaiikitty1111 In reply to frostlie [2017-03-22 03:35:33 +0000 UTC]

*GIVES HIM SMOL CARROTS* YEES, HE MUST BE HEALTHYYYYY
I want that death too tho---

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BenjiFlareon [2017-03-22 03:20:41 +0000 UTC]

he ded.... tiem to make sure he ded.. *lights the pizza on fire*

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frostlie In reply to BenjiFlareon [2017-03-22 03:29:37 +0000 UTC]

OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHYY WOULD YOU DO THISS
HES NOT DEAD HES JUST BEEN HOSPITALIZED 
H E  W I L L  M A K E  A  S W I F T  R E C O V E R Y

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BenjiFlareon In reply to frostlie [2017-03-22 03:34:31 +0000 UTC]

hehehe *throws pizza off* *HUGGLES THING TIGHTLY*

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frostlie In reply to BenjiFlareon [2017-03-22 03:37:08 +0000 UTC]

URRR LUCKY HE HAVE NO BONES BECAUSE OTHERWISE THAT HUG WOULD HAVE BROKEN EVERYY SINGLE OOOOOOOONE
he might be grreasy from that pizza tho be careful

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BenjiFlareon In reply to frostlie [2017-03-22 03:38:15 +0000 UTC]

don't worry *he catches on fire* AAAAAAHH *blows fire out* NUUUUU

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ElisDead [2017-03-22 03:19:49 +0000 UTC]

*pulls the pizza off of it*


*processeds to pet it*

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