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Published: 2005-09-08 02:03:03 +0000 UTC; Views: 84890; Favourites: 185; Downloads: 9549
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People... this is a joke, don't kill yourself. Even if it doesn't look like it, people around you do care and love you. If you are thinking about it, send me an instant message, I'll help you out. If you want I'll even give you my phone number. That said, I'll treat anything posted here as a joke. Stuff like that in a public forum is just trolling for attention. You've been warned and I accept no liability for your decisions.Oh another disclaimer; its illegal to have a 13+ strand (the number of times your loop the rope around main loop in step 3) noose in your car.
Use this knot with caution.
UPDATE
k.... i kinda feel bad here, i just realized today (sept. 8th, 2005) that this week is national suicide prevention week... wow thats weird
-----UPDATE - 11-27-05------
I decided to take this deviation down, due to the popularity that it has attracted. I found out recently that it was the first result on google when you googled "how to make a noose"; and I started getting lots of non-DA peeps emailing me about it.
-----UPDATE------
Deviation is back up due to popular request and due to it being only the 7th result now on google. I'm still keeping this deviation actively monitored though, and keeping it privately stored and released only on occaision.
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Comments: 127
Hard to see, because of the white font used, pictures are original, technique use to create the instructions are creative and have a large impact to understand how to create the noose itself. Also it was good that you added that it was a joke, but you must also add that it must have age restrictions. Great picture art you used there and it had a lot of creativity in the instructions. I would change the font color that's all. Also color the pictures it will add more creativity to the picture itself. Oh and add more color to the background too to make it more appealing.
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Oh wait I did not read the whole thing so don't mind my other comment
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What is wrong with you!! Are you trying to get people to kill their self?
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Thank you very much im going to kill myself next time i get money
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As a kid, I always wanted to know how to tie make one for some reason...
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i looked up how to tie a noose for my scalemate and the number for national suicide prevention popped upΒ
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I'm gonna use this for my scalemate if I ever make oneΒ
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Why is suicide like the Postal Service?Β No noose is good noose.
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....... INEEDTHISFORREASONSBYE(just for my scalemate tho)
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Thanks, I needed a way to die. I owe you one
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well this became handy when it comes to decorating a Halloween party, heehee! Thanks c:
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funny, someone made a noose at school as a joke in woodshop a few years ago. the teacher didn't even care and everyone was like "how in the hell do you even know how to make that" and "why did you need to learn that" and he's just like "I know a guy".
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"Live forever or die in the attempt."Β (Joseph Heller in Catch22 - (He's dead now, of course."))Β
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Then don't, dumbass. Maybe that's your sign to stop trying. Just fucking live your life and don't kill yourself.
There's your answer. Damn.
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God dammit, I don't have a rope. Nice though. This'll come in handy one day.
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I actually needed this for a suicide prevention awareness project, so THANK YOU.
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glad to see i'm not the only one that came here cause scalemates and stuffed animals
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I'm adding this to my favourites because I'm making a Scalemate from this webcomic called Homestuck and need a noose for it at a later date. I in no way want to die.
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If this is a "joke", what's the punchline? Seriously, I don't get it.
Well, whatever. I came here via a google search for how to make a noose, so thanks for leaving this up.
I'd leave feedback on how effective these instructions are, but, well, that won't be possible when I'm done "hanging around"
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Everytime I try to make one using this tutorial they come out all messy and non noose like. It works but it's messy.
Any tips?
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Wtf. Are you serious?
Kaila, I'm fucking crying right now.
Ugh.
Fuck.
Why do I even try to help you.
I fucking suck.
Omg whatever lol I dON';T EVEN FUKING CARE ANYMORE fyuk
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Dude calm down I'm jsut wondering
It's not you it's me obviously, your not the only one trying to help me I just refuse it I guess I don't know
Sorry
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What just happened here.
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ha ha. Nice, but I just found out that apparently making a 13-loop noose is illegal in America because it i labelled a deadly weapon. So I can't make it, but I can with 12 loops!!! lol
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I learned the same thing from the simpsoms
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thanks!! this will help out with my terezi cosplay a lot. >:]
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Yeah don't give me that crap. People may "care" but they don't understand because in the end they aren't "me". (faves solemnly)
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hahaha!, I love how you gave the distance on how much rope you need for the age of person. It looks great.[link]
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charming! really!
I made a birthday gift for my friend with this: I tied a glass ring on a leather cord with a noose. She really liked it
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Ah thanks! I kept seeing nooses all over tumblr and I've always been curious how you would make one [[and not to mention it would be useful for a cosplay of mine]] so doop, this should be useful
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Thank you for showing me this. Wiki's picture did not do enough justice. Thank you for the reference as well about the thirteen loops. I did further research and found that the thirteen loops will break the neck most of the time from little height. This has been helpful and I have now mastered a thirteen knot noose that I plan to use in a few days right after I finish up some last min things. Thanks again. Suicide is not to be encouraged but at least your brave enough to put this for artistic purposes, and for the chance of adults to make their own decisions.
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Was starting to think this would be impossible to figure out ._.
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I don't mean to be a Debbie Downer, and I'm really not [knot, if you prefer] trying to start an argument. But this is somewhat a sick sense of humor if this is for a "joke." I wouldn't be as offended if you had just had the tutorial for tying the knot itself [knot-tying is a type of art, I heard], and it's not very offensive. Very subtle. But when you put the neck sizes and the inches to fit such neck, it's taking the joke to a very offensive level. I would have reported this if I wasn't a negotiator first. I'm not asking you to remove this, but maybe some revision should be in place.
I'm only slightly bitter and opinionated because I have so many friends who have been tying nooses to kill themselves, and barely succeeded without me coming into play. Maybe it's just me, but I'm sure a lot of other people would agree.
Again, I'm not looking for an argument, but maybe a different side to a story.(?)
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I'm faving this because 1: I'm tired of my redneck friends lording their knot-tying knowledge over me, and 2: so that I have a secent model for a drawing I'm doing.
I am NOT trying to kill myself.
I seriously appreciate your seriousness and responsebility with this, disclaiming it's possible misinterpretations and keeping an eye out for people who would. I wish that more people took responsablity like you here. Thank you!
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just to let you know, this is just going to be for photos and stuff like that...the worst it will do is cut off the circulation in my thumb(which it has >.<)
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You're gonna burn in hell. The good part is, in hell, you, me, and all the other interesting people in the world will eat nachos together and watch Friends.
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Interesting people go to hell? Damnit, I knew that there was a catch with this sort of thing! That means that Heaven's boring as fuck!
I wonder what the rent down there is? Hmmm...
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The rent is a piece of your soul, bi-monthly.
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Dman. I've only got one of the damn things, I'll only ba able to stay for half a month! DAMNIT!
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This is great! Recently made this for room decoration.
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you made this WHY....though it is a helpful method of carrying one's stuffed animal around....
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you give really clear directions. Have you made any other tutorials?
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Ty dude you helped me, now see ya later. Joking, im not that stupid 
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This is very helpful, actually.
I've been wanting to know how to make a noose (for a doll) for a while.
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