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gauravpatel In reply to ??? [2004-05-21 16:58:18 +0000 UTC]

No, I came into your fucking cyber mouth.
You should be getting a notification by email any time now.

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snowunmasked In reply to gauravpatel [2004-05-21 16:59:29 +0000 UTC]

I'll send you a mango through email.



n_n

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gauravpatel In reply to snowunmasked [2004-05-21 17:00:19 +0000 UTC]

I'll send your best friends dong through the email.

Sucked n' all sorts.

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snowunmasked In reply to gauravpatel [2004-05-21 17:00:51 +0000 UTC]

My best friend is a woman.



Lauren, no less <_<

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gauravpatel In reply to snowunmasked [2004-05-21 17:01:48 +0000 UTC]

Lauren has a dong, it's smallish on the upper right corner of her eye.
When she blinks and she comes all over herself.

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snowunmasked In reply to gauravpatel [2004-05-21 17:02:18 +0000 UTC]

ROFL you need to show her this.

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gauravpatel In reply to snowunmasked [2004-05-21 17:03:13 +0000 UTC]

OH i'll show her more.
Like your dong.

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snowunmasked In reply to gauravpatel [2004-05-21 17:03:39 +0000 UTC]

You've stolen my wit

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gauravpatel In reply to snowunmasked [2004-05-21 17:04:28 +0000 UTC]

You've stolen my bishop.
Give it back to me.

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snowunmasked In reply to gauravpatel [2004-05-21 17:05:17 +0000 UTC]

That's another name for your dong is it not?

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gauravpatel In reply to snowunmasked [2004-05-21 17:06:41 +0000 UTC]

No, I call my dong my "Little Silver John"

Little is in no way in reference to it's size whatsoever.

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snowunmasked In reply to gauravpatel [2004-05-21 17:09:59 +0000 UTC]

And I'm Robin Hood and shoot Little John with gay purple arrows of pwnage.

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gauravpatel In reply to snowunmasked [2004-05-21 17:17:46 +0000 UTC]

You mean purple stars of faggotness.

Oh

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snowunmasked In reply to gauravpatel [2004-05-21 17:20:12 +0000 UTC]

n_n

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gauravpatel In reply to snowunmasked [2004-05-21 17:21:13 +0000 UTC]

Stop taking advantage of my sexy manly avatar.
FUCK OFF

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snowunmasked In reply to gauravpatel [2004-05-21 17:22:32 +0000 UTC]

I thought it was a penis head.

Or a load of cum.

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gauravpatel In reply to snowunmasked [2004-05-21 17:24:05 +0000 UTC]

rofl
Cum surrounded by purple and pink?

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snowunmasked In reply to gauravpatel [2004-05-21 17:26:22 +0000 UTC]

Radiations of AIDS.

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gauravpatel In reply to snowunmasked [2004-05-21 17:27:38 +0000 UTC]

You people have a fascination with AIDS.
Care to fill me in?

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snowunmasked In reply to gauravpatel [2004-05-21 17:28:19 +0000 UTC]

We just pity your kind.

u_u

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gauravpatel In reply to snowunmasked [2004-05-21 17:29:16 +0000 UTC]

What?
The good-looking english people with lots of $$$?

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snowunmasked In reply to gauravpatel [2004-05-21 17:31:12 +0000 UTC]

You're not even English.

You give England a bad name.

=\

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gauravpatel In reply to snowunmasked [2004-05-21 17:35:27 +0000 UTC]

I'm more english than you will ever be.
Silly chinko. ;<

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snowunmasked In reply to gauravpatel [2004-05-21 17:37:28 +0000 UTC]

I have an ass kicking accent though.

=\

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gauravpatel In reply to snowunmasked [2004-05-21 17:39:42 +0000 UTC]

Only time will tell.



I bet your one of those high-pitched, snotty sounding kind of people.

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snowunmasked In reply to gauravpatel [2004-05-21 17:41:13 +0000 UTC]

Nope.

I have a sexy voice.

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gauravpatel In reply to snowunmasked [2004-05-21 17:41:39 +0000 UTC]

AS sexy as lauren?

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snowunmasked In reply to gauravpatel [2004-05-21 17:43:15 +0000 UTC]

More.

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gauravpatel In reply to snowunmasked [2004-05-21 17:45:34 +0000 UTC]

Fuck, I just blew my load.
But I'm sure your lying and my assumption is correct.

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snowunmasked In reply to gauravpatel [2004-05-21 17:49:35 +0000 UTC]

Yay a cloud.

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gauravpatel In reply to snowunmasked [2004-05-21 17:51:35 +0000 UTC]

cloud?
WTF

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snowunmasked In reply to gauravpatel [2004-05-21 17:53:16 +0000 UTC]

It's made of jizz.

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gauravpatel In reply to snowunmasked [2004-05-21 17:58:34 +0000 UTC]

I want a iomega JAZ drive

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niteangel In reply to gauravpatel [2004-06-11 14:37:53 +0000 UTC]

To contain the jizz huh?

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gauravpatel In reply to niteangel [2004-06-11 14:39:36 +0000 UTC]

wtf!
You just come out of nowhere!

Sup man?!

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niteangel In reply to gauravpatel [2004-06-11 14:44:20 +0000 UTC]

I am an angel. I am everywhere and I am nowhere.

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gauravpatel In reply to niteangel [2004-06-11 14:45:23 +0000 UTC]

Fuck!!!!
I knew you were going to reply with something like that.

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niteangel In reply to gauravpatel [2004-06-11 15:01:15 +0000 UTC]

Cos I made you.

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gauravpatel In reply to niteangel [2004-06-11 15:03:00 +0000 UTC]

VINCENT

YOUR NOT REALLY MY DAD!

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niteangel In reply to gauravpatel [2004-06-11 15:06:56 +0000 UTC]

Not even your daddy can do the same.

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gauravpatel In reply to niteangel [2004-06-11 15:08:03 +0000 UTC]

:SHOOTSYOUINTHEHEAD:

Do you want to go to the UK devMEET or do our own thing?
IF you still want to do it?

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niteangel In reply to gauravpatel [2004-06-11 15:40:58 +0000 UTC]

I don't know It will be tight schedule for me but I think it's okay to meet for an hour or so at my place of staying?

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gauravpatel In reply to niteangel [2004-06-11 15:49:14 +0000 UTC]

Hah, an hour!
Yeah, sure... where are you staying? Near that blueswater place?

If it's only a short amount of time, we need to get pissed!

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niteangel In reply to gauravpatel [2004-06-11 16:06:25 +0000 UTC]

I don't know. Maybe we should stay up all night

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gauravpatel In reply to niteangel [2004-06-11 16:07:17 +0000 UTC]

YOU JUST SAID AN HOUR!

I was thinking get a few drinks, chill in your hotel room?

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niteangel In reply to gauravpatel [2004-06-11 16:19:27 +0000 UTC]

An hour during daytime cos we have a lot to see and do already (we = me and my partner, good friend of mine). But for night time we can have some fun but I am just worried if I would get headache the next morning

Of course, night will allow more time, right?

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gauravpatel In reply to niteangel [2004-06-11 16:21:08 +0000 UTC]

Right.
But I don't want to be travelling across London late at night if I'm drunk.
Many strange things can happen!

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niteangel In reply to gauravpatel [2004-06-11 16:24:12 +0000 UTC]

Stay at your place then?

No, I have already paid for my room

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gauravpatel In reply to niteangel [2004-06-11 16:26:40 +0000 UTC]

My parents will be at night so NO!
You don't have one free afternoon?

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niteangel In reply to gauravpatel [2004-06-12 00:36:37 +0000 UTC]

Whole afternoon? I think I will just have one hour or so cos we planned a lot to see in London. Maybe let's have lunch?

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