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EDIT: Ack. Sorry, but I don't think I'll be responding to comments on the comics anymore unless it really picks up my interest XD it takes up WAAAYYY too much of my time to do so. Lul. I feel kinda bad, though - everyone deserves a response XD
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Because everyone should sooooo read Twilight.
BEWARE OF SEMI-LONG RANT.
Augh. I know a lot of people who hate Twilight, especially now that it's gaining popularity. Unfortunately, this is also the reason why more and more people like Twilight. My question is: WHY?!
For one, THE MAIN CHARACTERS ARE ALL FUCKING MARY SUES. Bella is so ridiculously clumsy that, rather than being an endearing character trait, it's a huuuuuge fault. Not only that, but EVERYONE. LOVES. HER. Now why is that? Especially considering the fact that, ummm, she's not supposed to be pretty? Not only that, but she can be such a bitch, too. And in Eclipse, she's downright horny. Pretty sickening, consider the one she wants to get it on with is dead. Damn necrophiliac...
Then there's Edward. He sucks at life, seriously. LOL 102-year-old virgin, anyone? Drama queen. Priss. Tries to be virtuous by refusing to have sex with Bella and PRETTY MUCH ATTEMPTING TO FREAKING RAPE HER AT THE END OF ECLIPSE. WATCHES HER SLEEP. Stalked Bella. And you know what? She didn't even care. She was actually FLATTERED that a potential murderer was following her around and staring at her through her window. Wow. No teenage girl can seriously be that trusting.
And then there's Jacob, who I was too lazy to draw. Two words: Fucking. Rapist.
Okay, so putting characters aside, let's talk about the plot. See the size of the book? Well, take a #2 pencil and admire it's size. Got it to memory? Well, if you chopped out all the bullshit and about 9/10 of Bella's thoughts focused on Edward, that's what the size of Twilight would be. As stated above, in the illustration, 298 pages in New Moon was wasted on the fucking "gaping hole" in Bella's chest. Errr, okay. But Jacob tried to help her! That was made null and void by the fact that she fucking left him to go with the guy who LEFT HER IN THE MIDDLE OF A FOREST AT LIKE MIDNIGHT.
Then there's Eclipse. Oh, Eclipse. Why oh why is Bella important enough to warrant a fucking VAMPIRE ARMY TO GO KILL HER? Seriously. And, oh look! She decides she loves BOTH Edward and Jacob (that whore!)~ Eeeyeah. Okay.
So yeah. I'm really far too lazy to rant more about how there's a lack of real plot and character depth. Yeah...
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Hahaha, ugly comic. Must go get another sugar cone. I am sooooo remaking this in the future xDDD
Does anyone see the reference to the worst fanfic ever? Enoby srsly reminds me of Bella during New Moon.
I could go on and on. I won't because I'm starting to get bored LOL.
Bella, Edward, Twilight, etc. (c) Stephenie Meyer
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Late reply, but yes, yes, I forgot about that XD I had to look through New Moon again to see that I was wrong, and it's kind of too late to fix it now, haha - Bella was just stupid and tried to chase after him (thus ending up staying in the forest for a long, long time)
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I love you. XD *Insta-fave*
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lol this made me laugh so much
Im a HUGE twilight fan
But this is the kind of hating I love, cause its funny
(and pretty much all true)
You forgot to mention the plot holes
But I agree with Bella being strange
I really really dont like her
all she does is complain -.-"
But kudos to you for making this
*fave*
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Would you go to war with the Twilight fans? Please say yes. 
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This is about four months late, but I would totally go to war with Twilight fans if I could.
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Oh I would. It wouldn't be a hard battle anyways. Just tell em Edward isn't real and they'll fall apart.
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THANK YOU. Oh my god.
Twilight is really annoying now-a-days. NO ONE will shut the FUCK UP about it. All the butt-hurt 12-year-old girls need to shove it and ACTUALLY READ GOOD literature, instead of fapping off to a vampire 'sparkle' pedo stalker.
The author has NO IDEA what she has done.
NO. FUCKING. IDEA.
*fave*
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I think I love you. Marry me so that I can rape and stalk you just like Edward.
Nah, but seriously, I freaking hate Twilight. It started, I saw the beginnings of it's idiocy, and prayed it wouldn't spread. And it did. And it's annoying.
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(late reply~) Aww, how "sweet" 8D
I hoped it wouldn't spread, either. I think that the fact that I didn't want it to spread actually helped it spread D: (since I ended up telling a lot of people about the books).
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You helped it! D: Noooo!
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THANK YOU FOR SUMMING UP THE WHOLE BOOK. Now there's no need for me to read it, I can just refer to this when I want to make fun of it. XD
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I love it!
This basically sums up the peice of shit that twilight is. Augh, there are soo many people who are completely obsessive compulsive about this book! haha even though she said the movie was absolutly terrible, and it skrewed up the book, my friends is still obsessed with it, only because 'stephanie meyer is God and can do no wrong!!!one!1!' eww...
No character developement + no plot + a whiney, annoying, bitchy whore + sparkly vampiers = EPIC FAIL
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Ebony/Enoby should've shopped at Hot Topic. That way she would be REALLY emo. Or a vampire!
*is watch the South Park episode where people in South Park turns into vampires*
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haha the only reason people like this book so much is probably cuz they dont know any better... i mean.. if you didnt read that much, you wouldnt notice if the book was bad... unless it was just plain out poopin terrible.
hahaha sparkling vampires.. 
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The gist of almost every girl in my Chem class: OMGTWILIGHTISSOAWESOMEHOWVCANYOUHATEIT?!?!?
I feel like sending them this.
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(late reply)
Ahahaha, if you did that, I'd probably get more flames saying that Twilight is the best thing ever XD
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thankfully when we switched classes at the semester... I got very lucky. Almost no Twitards.
I'm surprised my friend Geena isnt one. i thought she'd like Twilight.
Im so glad I was wrong xD
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This would be even funnier if this isn't what Twilight was really like. O_O
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(sorry for a late response~)
That's depressing, actually XD
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(It's fine.)
It's so depressing, it's making me laugh.
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Don't forget that her character description is a DESCRIPTION OF STEPHANIE MEYER! NO WAI! RITE? ITS SOOO NOT COINCIDENCE THAT MEYER LIVED IN ARIZONA NOPE AND LOOKS LIKE BELLA IN EVERY FRIKKIN WAY NOPE.
Oh ho and dont even get me started with her new series "The Host" Where the 4 main characters are beautifulz and perfect and Melanie Stryder? Lol Wut? Melanie Stryder rhymes with Stephanie Meyer with the First Initials FLIPPED. AMAZING.
SM (stephanie meyer) --> MS (melanie stryder) Oh wow Meyer you are so smart we never caught that! Its almost as secret as Bella's nonexistant Personality Lawlz. *End random rant*
[Your in a nut shell comics are epic win <3]
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Oh, wow, SERIOUSLY? I haven't read The Host (I'll get to it eventually, though...) but that is just... utter lack of creativity, in my opinion >.o
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i take it u dont like twilight
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i love it
the cimics great
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Brilliance. Absolute BRILLIANCE. 8.5 stars
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Ah, but he's a 107/8 year-old virgin NOW. -nodnod-
Apparently the movie comes out today.
And he sparkles in it.
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I saw. OH, THE SPARKLES XDDD They were hilarious.
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ya i read that the movie no mattr what you were going to laugh. the kisses were slow slow slow. ad u laugh. XD
it was just a movke where u watch nad i guess youl augh at how it was done. oh this is going to be fun to watch. -.- ugh.
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My sane Twilighter friend is going to take me. It works, because she. unlike me, has no problem with giving SMeyer even MORE money. She's quite nice for a fan, actually. She thinks the fact that I'm going to wear a Team Tyler's Van shirt funny rather than offensive, finds the whole sparkling thing kind of weird, and hates the name Renesmee.
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The comment with Enoby/Ebony made me Lol so hard.
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I've never heard of that fanfic. Just how horrible is it anyway?
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It starts out just terribly sterotypical of a 12 year old mary-sue emo HP fanfic with terrible logic and grammar...but it gets worse, grammar goes down the loo and some really weird shit happens, including evryone becoming clichΓ© named goths, hagrid (as well as everyone else) falling in love with her, trying ot drug her and declairing he's a satanist. Oh and Voldemort using ye old talketh and using guns.
I actually got sick of reading it cause my IQ was geting dammaged, and just watched the vid on Youtube of it being read.
It is quite lulzy though, great way to amuse yourself for a few hours.
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LMAO this was so funny
Twilight sucks, but Jacob was okay
Haha, *favs
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LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! omg this is so funny haha, i'm actually at new moon chp 19 now lol i gota fave this...
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Ok.
Like, two days ago I would have acted like a total fucking bitch and ranted a comment so long, that it would be about as big as Twilight itself.
Now I'm being logical xD
You have a point -- New Moon Sucked.
and, now that I think about it, the whole series is pretty bland.
BUt I still love it (What the hell is wrong with me? x3)
I think it's just because, even if it's actually not as great as everyone seems to make it out to be, It's written well enough to KIND OF erase some of the bland-ness.
If it was written like some 10-year-old wrote it out, and Steph just copied it, word for misspelt word, into the novel, then I would have tossed it in the fire.
Her actually being a decent writer (albeit an unimaginative one xD) KIND OF a little saves the books from total damnation.
At least, I think so.
Crap... I wrote a kinda long one again.
Sorreh 
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Again, this is oh so very late, but thank you for being civil XDDD
And yes, I understand that people seem to exaggerate how amazing Twilight is. But when my English teachers for the past few years have read and loved Twilight, at least we all know that she must have some abilities XD
Sorry for not being able to write a reply long enough to match your comment D:
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It's alright xD I really don't mind all that much <3
Yes, if English teachers liked it, then that means it must have SOME structure :3 AT least I'm not a psycho about it as I had been when I first read the books xD
Nooo, it's alright <3 I really don't mind :3
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Well written? She just repeats the same words over and over about Edward, and doesn't even know what scintilling means. O_o
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ya same, when u think abotu it you like "ya its kinda pretty plane. one idea, that just kinda stretches out thorughtout all the series. and although i love hte books and are a big fan of it. i cnat complain at all . lol
awsome comic.
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I know ;-;
But, I still love the books -- and probably always will :3
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yup. same here. ^^<3333
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Put it this way: Twilight is the literary equivalent of a Twinkie. There's nothing the matter with liking Twinkies, or with really wanting one every so often: it's when people start saying that Twinkies are the best food ever or a far superior dessert in every regard to, say, a perfectly-made chocolate souffle or a raspberry pavlova that it's time to start wondering what planet they're from.
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Lol.
omg, twinkis own all. I can't eat any other food.
Jk. 'Cause.. I'm TOTALLY like that xD
awrrr <3
Luffels teh new icon <3333
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