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Published: 2008-02-06 03:51:35 +0000 UTC; Views: 14580; Favourites: 205; Downloads: 419
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's character Grape, an expandable android, protects her BF by acting as a 'human' shield.I guess those Girl Scouts are getting more aggressive in their selling tactics. O.o
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Grape likes to talk in the third person, doesn't she. That leads to the next natural assumption: Can Bob Dole do this, too?
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Thank you for that nightmare image.
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hehe, great pic, here... grape's lookin' just as good as she ever did.
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WAHAHAHA~! Great! Always nice to see practical uses for expansion!
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Whoa. I now have a new, entirely unreasonable criteria with which to rate potential girlfriends. Android girls with special talents rock.
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"Bullets won't stop her!"
I'd almost forgotten there was an anthropomorphic version of her running loose on DA. Great work!
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lol
Now that was very well done. Love how Grape is ready to take action and expands herself to repel the bullets. Thanks for drawing this, man. Can't wait to get more from you then post them at my blog. Keep it up.
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Fahn Boi weeps in sorrow, pulling the gooey plastic remains of his Blue-Ray of 'Grape's Escape' from his melted-down HD-DVD player. With one hand suffering third-degree burns, he uses the other to call up customer service.
"Hello...? *Sniffles* I'm calling because my... because... my beautiful HD-DVD burned up and melted! Wh-What...? How many times did I watch it...? Um... Nine-hundred and sixty consecutive times... One scene in particular, yes."
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Dammit I love this one!
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I'm glad ^_^
Fahn Boi's jaw dropped when he got off the phone. "No replacement on account of inappropriate use?" He whimpered, peeling the now rock-hard chuck of melted plastic from his burned hand, the pain it illicits is barely a flickering candle to the woe he feels for its loss.
Then he notices a coupon in the mail and his ear-to-ear smile returns. "Fifty cents off any HD-DVD at Best Buy! I'M COMING, GRAPE MY LOOOVE!"
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Nooo! The altruistic organizations of the world are arming for war!
Next, the Salvation Army will be acting as the shock-troops for UNICEF! When will the militant-charities amongst us be stopped!
Naw, I kid.
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The bullets careened off of Grape's nano-molecular body repelling the tiny hunks of lead harmlessly away.
"Stay where you are, hon!" She called over her shoulder until the enemy had exhausted their ammo.
Looking past the gunfire, their jaws hit the floor as the now outrageously curved girl approached...
*Camera holds position as GRAPE draws near, zooming to her cleavage as the screen FADES BLACK and the sound cue (Enemies whimpering) is run over*
The police arrived not too long after, the alleged victims laying on their backs, faces blue, but grinning dumbly. "What do you think it was, McGee?" Asked the chief.
"Looks like a smothering. And it looks like they weren't objecting to it..." Replied the detective, a trenchcoat-clad German Shepard.
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Thats really awesome i must say ^_^ Great gimmick!
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Yup. If she wasn't an android she would have 'sploded all over the her attackers. It'd be a distraction for her boyfriend to get away.. but no, not very pleasant for her if that were the case.
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Mostly I was fearing the whole pain part, but yeah exploding would be bad too.
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