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Here you were again. At Hanji's bonding party, or whatever she'd like to call it. Last night, you had all played Truth Or Dare. What a hilarious night that was. But, she said she had something else in mind? Oh God, who knows what this woman has in store for you and your friends this time.

"Is everyone here?" Hanji said, scanning the room.

"Yes, Shitty Glasses, everyone is here, now what the fuck are we doing this time?" Levi said in a annoyed tone as usual. Hanji giggled with delight and clapped her hands in a furiously excited manner.

"Did you bring it, Shorty?" Hanji asked. The cadets all looked at each other with confused expressions. You watched Levi roll his eyes and pull out two wine bottles.

"Heichou, I didn't know you had that sort of taste." Jean remarked.

"What? A classy taste?" Levi retorted.

"Buuurrrrnnnn..." Connie whispered.

"Alright, instead of doing Truth Or Dare like last night, I had another idea." Hanji said, grabbing the two bottles from Levi. "Bertholdt, Reiner, do you mind popping the bottles while Christa goes to get us some glasses?" The three of them nodded and set to work. "We're all getting drunk!" Hanji said.

A few people, Jean included, shouted in agreement. Well, the majority of the people is what you should say. You and Armin glanced at each other. "Hanji? Is this safe?" Armin spoke before you got a chance. He seemed to read your mind anyway.

She laughed and waved her hand, like she was dismissing it, but went along. "Of course not, we're the Survey Corps, nothing is ever safe!" Christa was slowly coming with about twenty glasses in her arms. "CHRISTA, CAN YOU HURRY UP, WE NEED TO GET INTOXICATED OVER HERE!"

Christa hurriedly walked over to Hanji, and placed all the glasses on the table. "We're having a mixture of Vodka and Moscato." Levi said in his regular monotone.

"So that's all we're doing, getting drunk?" You asked.

"Nope! I'm staying sober, but I'm making you guys do a bunch of funny things while you're drunk!" Hanji said. Reiner and Bertholdt began pouring the wine in each of the glasses.

"C-Can I stay s-sober too?" Armin asked in a weak voice.

"Um, yeah me too." You agreed.

"NO! EVERYONE IS DOING IT, THIS IS BONDING TIME!" Hanji said.

"Well pass me a glass!" Jean said, standing up as Bertholdt handed him the drink. Everyone was silent as Jean took a sip. He hummed slightly and smacked his lips together. "Tell me Levi," Jean started, swishing the wine around in his glass as he raised an eyebrow at Levi. "What is your secret to keep your wine so deliciously rich?" He asked.

"Hey! Pass me some!" Ymir called.

"Me too!" Eren said.

"Hey guys, I want some!" Connie called out.

"Don't forget about me!" Sasha screeched, pushing Connie out of the way as everyone filed over to the table to grab their glasses. Soon, everyone had their glasses. Hanji said you were all going to have a few games that included the wine, so not to drink any yet. Who was playing the games? Your eyes scanned the room. Levi, Eren, You, Armin, Mikasa, Jean, Sasha, Connie, Christa, Ymir, Bertholdt, Reiner, and Erwin. Hanji, of course, got to stay sober. Some part of you thought that it was a good idea. She was crazy enough sober, imagine intoxicated.

"Okay, first we're playing a spelling game, and here are the rules. I'm going to have a word for all of you to spell, and if you spell it incorrectly, you take a gulp. This way, the more you get wrong, the harder it is to get the right because of the wine. If you get it right, then you can choose someone to take a drink of their wine. If you refuse to spell your word, you take a drink." Hanji explained.

Everyone murmured in agreement. "Okay, first, everyone take a gulp so we all have a dose of what's coming to us." Erwin said. You sighed and raised the glass to your lips. It tasted pretty good, but left a stinging feeling in your throat, somehow urging you to drink more. You set the glass down and looked over to Eren and Armin. Eren shut his eyes for a moment before opening them and shaking his head furiously. Armin coughed violently. Levi looked like he was actually enjoying it. A few others gagged while others hummed from the taste.

"Alright, Connie, I got a word for you." Hanji said.

"Okay!" Connie said, straightening his posture a little.

"Arachnophobia." Hanji said with a smile.

Connie gave her an exasperated look. "IS THAT EVEN A WORD?"

"Of course it is." Armin said from beside you.

"WHAT THE HELL IS THAT, WHY DO WEE NEED DIFFICULT WORDS, I WANTED SOMETHING LIKE, I DUNNO, 'DOG' OR SOMETHING?" Connie said as Sasha was hilariously laughing beside him.

"What's wrong, Connie? Too hard for you?" Jean said with a smirk. "You wanna pass and take a drink instead?"

"No! I can do it!" Connie said defiantly. He took a deep breath before hesitantly spelling it out. "A-R-A-K-N-O-F-O-B-E-A? I don't know, just let me take my damn drink!" Connie said. He grabbed his glass and took a gulp of it.

"You spelled it wrong anyway." Hanji said with a laugh. Connie grumbled to himself and crossed his arms. "Hey, Levi, you want a word?" Hanji asked.

"Tch." Levi responded.

"Claustrophobia."

"What's with all these impossible words, Hanji?" Eren asked.

"What the hell is claustrophobia? Does that mean Levi's afraid of Santa or something?" Jean asked.

"Yeah, Jean. Humanities Strongest Solider is afraid of Santa Claus." You told him sarcastically.

"HO HO HO!" Jean screeched out.

"STOP IT JEAN, YOU'RE GOING TO SCARE HIM!" Reiner said with a laugh.

"HO HO HO!"

"Can you guys just shut up?" Levi stated bluntly. "I'm not afraid of some fat man dressed in red who comes knocking on your door to give you useless presents. And it's spelled C-L-A-U-S-T-R-O-P-H-O-B-I-A."

Everyone stared at him with wide eyes. "I'm not a stupid fuck like most of you." He hissed.

"Well Levi, who do you want to force to take a drink?" Hanji asked.

"Horse-boy over there, for accusing me of being afraid of Santa." Levi said, nodding his head over to Jean. Jean muttered something under his breath before taking a long sip.

"(f/n)! You want a word?" Hanji asked with a smile.

"Yeah! Give me a hard one, I can do it." You said confidently.

"Ecclesiastical."

Your eyes widened. "Sorry, repeat that, please?" You asked. You heard a few people snickering on your sides.

"Ecclesiastical." Hanji repeated with a smile.

Your eyes widened even more and you blushed a little bit. "Okay..." You murmured. You thought for a moment. "E-C-C-L-E-S-I-A-S... T-I-C-A-L." You said, cringing a little bit at the result of your spelling.

"Who's drinking (f/n)?" Hanji asked. You smiled and looked around the room, wondering who would be the best person to get drunk. Your eyes landed on Armin who was to your right. He was sure to get every single one of those words right, so he may never drink. It would be fun to see him drunk.

"Sorry, Armin." You said with a small shrug.

He gave you a soft glare before taking a long sip of it. A few people seemed to catch on to your plan, so whoever got a word right, directed their drink to Armin. The poor boy was the first to get drunk.

"Mikasa, spell-"

"Are you serious? This bitch is only good for one thing, and that's saving Eren's ass. She can't spell shit!" Armin said. Everyone stared at him with surprised looks, though Mikasa just brushed it off with a shrug.

"Okay, enough of this game, let's find something else." Hanji said. "That was just a warm up, to get everyone started. It seems our blonde friend here-"

"I HAVE A NAME BITCH, DON'T MAKE PEOPLE CONFUSE ME WITH CHRISTA!" Armin shouted from across the room.

"-Was the first one to get drunk. Eren's very close..."

"What? What're you t-" He hiccuped. "-talking about HanjiLangi? HAHA I'm going to start calling you HanjiLangi...." Eren muttered.

"And behind him is Christa..." Hanji(Langi) said.

"LET'S JUST PLAY THE GAME, OKAY?" Christa said.

How were you doing? Well, everything people said was a little fuzzy, and for some reason, where Jean's lower body was supposed to be, was a horse's body. You stared at him with a confused expression before turning back to Hanji.

"Now, I'm just going to make people do a bunch of crazy shit!" Hanji said, squealing with delight. "Any time someone cusses, everyone has to drink." She said. Everyone muttered in agreement, and glared at each other, like warning each other not to say a damn word. Oops. At least that wasn't out loud.

"Jean, Eren, Armin, Connie, Reiner, and Bertholdt, I want you to all do the sexiest dancing possible." Hanji said casually.

"FUCK NO!" Jean said. Everyone took a drink.

"I'm not doing that shit!" Eren protested. Everyone took a drink.

"Please, Hanji, no." Armin pleaded. No one took a drink.

"Why not Horse-face? Scared I'll kick your sorry ass?" Connie remarked. Drink up. The world started getting more fuzzy.

"Yeah Horsey, lets see what you can do!" Reiner chuckled.

"Fine! Let's go!" Jean, Eren, Reiner, and Connie all stood up.

"What about if you don't want to do it?" Bertholdt asked softly.

"You have to drink the rest of your wine." You said from across the room, thinking it as an appropriate punishment.

"WHAT IF YOU RAN OUT?" Armin asked, holding up his glass.

"Then I'll re-fill it." Erwin said, holding up a bottle.

Armin got his re-filled, but got up to dance anyway. Bertholdt stared down at his glass. It was only half-full. He sighed and drank the rest of it. He'd probably dance later due to the wine.

"Alright, GO!" Hanji said to the boys in the center of the circle.

Oh God.

So, here's how it went.

Connie did something that he later explained as twerking. Jean and Eren did their damn best to out-do each other, but it ended up being hilarious rather than sexy. Reiner was actually dancing very well. But Armin. Oh, God. He danced, absolutely amazing for a boy of his level of shyness. And it was kind of sexy. Or it would have been if he wasn't one of your best friends. Looking over to the side, you saw that Jean had taken off his shirt, showing off the muscles on his stomach. Eren rolled his eyes and kicked Jean in the groin.

"GOD FUCK-" Everyone took a drink. "-NOT AGAIN! YOUR SISTER DID IT TO ME LAST TIME, NOW YOU, JAEGER?"

Christa piped up from where she sat towards the edge of the group. "Well Jean, it's like Pin The Tail On The Donkey, but instead, it's Kick The Horse In The Balls." Yep. She's a goner.

Everyone stared at her in shock, before bursting out into laughter. "That's my girl!" Ymir said, kissing Christa's cheek.

"Hey, Bertholdt?" You said.

"WHAT?" He asked, a little louder than necessary. Wine can do wonders, can't it?

You put the wine glass down, and stumbled slightly while standing up. You walked over to him, and whispered in his ear, "I dare you to go flirt with Christa."

"ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME?" Bertholdt said in a loud whisper. "Ymir is going to kill me...." He whined.

"No she won't!" You whispered. You put a hand on his chest. Goddamn it, the alcohol was taking over. "Do it for me, please?" You purred, running your hand down his torso. His cheeks turned red and he nodded vigorously, making you smile as you straightened yourself and walked back over to your spot.

"Hey, Christa?" Bertholdt asked, sounding unnaturally confident. She turned to him, tilting her head slightly to show she was listening. "Are you a goddess?"

Ymir turned to punch him, but Bertholdt quickly dodged. "DON'T KILL ME, PLEASE!" He screeched, running and hiding behind the short Levi. Levi turned around and slapped Bertholdt.

"Go the fuck-" Everyone took a sip. "-away, giant freak." Levi hissed. Bertholdt quickly went back to his spot, but leaned closer to Reiner to get away from Ymir. Ymir threw him a death glare as he seemed to shrivel in his spot.

"Armin, can you go get the two pumpkins from the supply closet?" Hanji asked.

"BITCH-" Drink. "-I'M NOT DOING SHIT-" Drink. "-FOR YOU!" The blonde said.

"I'll get it!" You said, staggering to stand up as you walked over to the closet. You pulled out two large and heavy pumpkins, holding one in each hand by the stem.

"One for Levi, and one for Erwin." Hanji said. You nodded slowly, and turned to look at each of them that were sitting on either side of Hanji. Levi looked a little out of order, and Erwin looked like he was trying his damn best to remain calm. You handed one pumpkin to Erwin, then walked over to Levi.

Once again, the wine decided to take over. You leaned over to place the pumpkin on Levi's lap, when you whispered only loud enough for him to hear, "Be careful where you put that pumpkin, Heichou. It's kind of heavy, so it might break something of yours. Then again, it's probably strong enough to withstand anything." And with that, you casually walked back to your spot, glancing to see Levi with his eyes slightly widened.

"I want you two to carve the best pumpkin!" Hanji said, handing both of them knifes. All the cadets scooted away in unison.

"But Hanji... It's summer, not Halloween..." Eren muttered. He was at the moment trying to push Mikasa off of him, who was tightly hugging him around the waist. "GODDAMN-" Drink again! "-MIKASA, GET OFF ME!"

"LET ME LOVE YOU, EREN!"

"NO! DON'T MAKE THIS GAY, GET OFF!"

"BUT EREN-"

"NO!"

"I'm going to make the best damn-" Drink once again! "-pumpkin you little shits-" Thank you Levi. "-have ever seen in your entire fucking lives!" And drink again. Levi stabbed his pumpkin as Erwin did the same.

"While they're doing that, I want Sasha and Connie to go into the kitchen, and make me something to eat! Whoever loses has to drink the rest of this bottle!" Hanji said, holding up the one-fourth filled bottle.

"BITCH-" Haha Drink! "-I WILL WIN THIS!" Sasha said, running to the kitchen

"H-Hey! Wait for me!" Connie called running after her.

So you all sat and conversed while the two "contests" were taking place. Levi and Erwin seemed very into the pumpkin, and you heard screaming from the kitchen. By this time, everyone was pretty much drunk. Armin was walking around and telling everyone how he really feels about them, not to mention cursing a lot so you drank a lot of wine. Eren was still trying to pry Mikasa off of him. Jean was telling some sort of story about Santa trying to beat up Levi or something. Ymir and Christa were in the supply closet, doing God knows what. Reiner and Bertholdt were quietly talking in a corner.

"I FINISHED, ISN'T IT FABULOUS?" Levi screeched, turning his pumpkin around. Levi said fabulous? God, he was really drunk. In the pumpkin, was carved Eren's Titan form. Why did Levi draw Eren? ( www.fantasypumpkins.com/2013-p… )

"WHAT, NO MINE IS BETTER!" Erwin argued, showing his. It was the face of the Colossal Titan in great detail. ( i.imgur.com/99kLtnw.jpg ) Eren turned to see it and he screamed.

"FUCKING BITCH!" Everyone took two gulps of wine. "YOU ARE THE CAUSE OF MY MOM'S DEATH!" Eren shrieked, then jumped to his feet, where Mikasa finally let go if her super-hug. Eren ran over to Erwin's pumpkin and snatched it from his hands. He slammed it on the floor, then proceeded to jump up and down on it while Erwin screamed in the background about his precious pumpkin.

"HAHAHA I WIN, FUCKER!" Levi said, drawing his pumpkin protectively against his chest. Everyone took a drink.

"Okay, I think this is enough-" Hanji started.

"I DID IT! I MADE YOU A CAKE, HANJI!" Sasha said, running from the kitchen with flour in her hair and icing on her face. It was a good looking cake on a fancy plate.

"NO, I MADE YOU ICECREAM AND IT'S WAY BETTER THAN SASHA'S STUPID CAKE!" Connie said, running after her with some more ingredients on his face, carrying a bowl of icecream.

Hanji took a bite of each of the desserts. She was silent, everyone was silent, even Eren and Erwin with their screaming and pumpkin smashing. "Sorry Sasha, drink up." Hanji said, handing her the bottle. Sasha groaned and chugged the rest of the wine.

"Alright, that's enough for tonight." Hanji said, standing up.

"Wait, Hanji!" You said, mouth full of Sashas cake. You looked down at your hands... How did it get there? Eh, who cares, it was really good. "Are we having another bonding session tomorrow?" You asked.

Hanji looked around at everyone. Armin screeched out one more thing that sounded like a majestic eagle, before he passed out on the floor. Reiner and Bertholdt were asleep on top of each other. Ymir and Christa were still in the closet... Eren was still smashing the pumpkin, but he looked pretty tired. Mikasa was standing next to him with a bored expression. Erwin was sitting in a corner mumbling something about his pumpkin. Sasha and Connie were eating the icecream. Levi fell asleep cuddling with his badass pumpkin. Jean still had his shirt off from the earlier dancing, and he was fast asleep on top of a table.

"Maybe." Hanji finally answered. "YOU GUYS CAN SLEEP HERE TONIGHT!" She called. And she left, closing the door behind her.

You didn't know what to do, but an odd throbbing was sounding in your head. You groaned and crawled underneath the table that Jean was on top of. Then you fell asleep, thinking, What weird friends I have. But they're the best kind of friends. Then another thought occurred to you.

We're going to have the biggest hangover tomorrow...