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Description
The Correction Sphere, also known as Joosch, is an orange corrupted personality core of male programming.

The Correction Sphere was created to fix whatever error or bug thhere might be around the facility. From the slightest grammatical error and test chamber bugs to faulty thoughts and views that are causing scientists to feel down or upset. Jokes about mostly anything, even if it's no laughing matter, just to try and brighten the atmosphere a bit. He has occasionally also come up with metaphors to explain his sentences.

Even if he was designed as a bug-fixer, he is quite careless and seldom goes into power-saving mode. He says that with all the bugs that might appear in the system, there's very little time to rest and that he will do so when it's all fixed. This has caused some of the lights inside his eye to burn out and turn a bright red colour, instead of the usual orange. Often holds one of his upper handles down, to resemble a raised eyebrow expression.

Quotes:
"How's ya doin'?"
"Yah yah. No worries."
"You could say, it's like "
"Not with THAT attitude..."
"More or less, yes."
"HOW can this flower be both Yellow and grow at two times an hour on Wednesday before christmas pumpkin pie?"
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The Personality cores are property of the Aperture Science Research Facility and may not be used in any other way than they are programmed or leave the facility without a 25 page handwritten excuse to leave. We have Turrets, combustible lemons and an archive on everyone within a radius of 3000 miles from the facility. We know how to find you.
The 150 miles2 included in our facility is NOT included in that calculation.

Sketchwork: [link]

Description
The Correction Sphere, also known as Joosch, is an orange corrupted personality core of male programming.

The Correction Sphere was created to fix whatever error or bug thhere might be around the facility. From the slightest grammatical error and test chamber bugs to faulty thoughts and views that are causing scientists to feel down or upset. Jokes about mostly anything, even if it's no laughing matter, just to try and brighten the atmosphere a bit. He has occasionally also come up with metaphors to explain his sentences.

Even if he was designed as a bug-fixer, he is quite careless and seldom goes into power-saving mode. He says that with all the bugs that might appear in the system, there's very little time to rest and that he will do so when it's all fixed. This has caused some of the lights inside his eye to burn out and turn a bright red colour, instead of the usual orange. Often holds one of his upper handles down, to resemble a raised eyebrow expression.

Quotes:
"How's ya doin'?"
"Yah yah. No worries."
"You could say, it's like "
"Not with THAT attitude..."
"More or less, yes."
"HOW can this flower be both Yellow and grow at two times an hour on Wednesday before christmas pumpkin pie?"
---

The Personality cores are property of the Aperture Science Research Facility and may not be used in any other way than they are programmed or leave the facility without a 25 page handwritten excuse to leave. We have Turrets, combustible lemons and an archive on everyone within a radius of 3000 miles from the facility. We know how to find you.
The 150 miles2 included in our facility is NOT included in that calculation.

Sketchwork: [link]