HackNScript In reply to SVS1 [2011-06-12 23:47:31 +0000 UTC]

Thanks! And thanks for the faves!

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HackNScript In reply to whenthesundies [2010-10-21 09:11:49 +0000 UTC]

Excellent!

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whenthesundies In reply to HackNScript [2010-10-21 09:13:37 +0000 UTC]

Maybe not excellent on my part.
I'm not ordinary; I'm more ordinary.
Before Nirvana, eat, drink, sleep.
After Nirvana, eat, drink, sleep.
That is all.

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HackNScript In reply to whenthesundies [2010-10-21 09:14:48 +0000 UTC]

Don't contradict me
I'm the queen of contrary
Eat, drink, sleep
Nirvana never had these things.
They gave Polly crackers only

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whenthesundies In reply to HackNScript [2010-10-21 09:19:46 +0000 UTC]

And possibly even water.
Her dirty wings have already
been clipped.
How flightless Polly has become.

More water for Polly.
Her thirst will never end.

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HackNScript In reply to whenthesundies [2010-10-21 09:21:38 +0000 UTC]

I guess he should get off her first.
Then maybe some water.
Water sounds good
All I have is beer
Perhaps this explains
The sudden presence of verse

how many more beers
til we have an epic
Did Tennyson write drunk?
I wonder...

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whenthesundies In reply to HackNScript [2010-10-21 09:25:08 +0000 UTC]

Tennyson might have
written poetry while drunk,
though on wine, not beer.
When I rarely drink my beer,
I drink it like it's water.

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HackNScript In reply to whenthesundies [2010-10-21 09:30:32 +0000 UTC]

Wine would be much better
Perhaps a nice chianti
And some fava beans
lip licking good
beer should be savored
trout piss should be poured in the toilet
uisce batha is the only water for me

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whenthesundies In reply to HackNScript [2010-10-21 09:32:03 +0000 UTC]

Hannibal would be
licking his lips and smiling.
He would love to eat
you, because you are so smart.
He'd think of you as brain food.

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HackNScript In reply to whenthesundies [2010-10-21 09:33:29 +0000 UTC]

brain food indeed!
chocolate is an aphrodisiac
I would prefer to be that
Hannibal was smart enough as is
You're smart enough
To get the reference
a veritable movie quote
dictionary

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whenthesundies In reply to HackNScript [2010-10-21 09:36:29 +0000 UTC]

I am dumb enough
to pay attention in school.
I'm a psych major.
Chianti and fava beans
argue with MAOI's.

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HackNScript In reply to whenthesundies [2010-10-21 09:38:42 +0000 UTC]

I wisely abstained
From the school of life
Now I have hard nocks
Courtesy of university
No avoiding the inevitable
I'm an English major
(you would never have guessed)
MAOI - google search term
last visit to wikipedia --
last week
last search term --
life span of the tsetse fly
no connections are relevant

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whenthesundies In reply to HackNScript [2010-10-21 09:41:03 +0000 UTC]

The tsetse flies are
laying their in my mind.
My brain infested
with maggots of googled facts...
entertains English majors?

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HackNScript In reply to whenthesundies [2010-10-21 09:42:09 +0000 UTC]

English majors rule - #1
Never be entertained
Rule #2
If entertained, lie
Rule #3
See Rule #1
Rule #4
When unable to lie,
Laugh out loud
LOL

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whenthesundies In reply to HackNScript [2010-10-21 09:45:47 +0000 UTC]

Watch the beer, angel,
or it may be ejected
from snorting nostrils.
I am wearing a white shirt.
Easily stained by beer blasts.

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HackNScript In reply to whenthesundies [2010-10-21 09:47:15 +0000 UTC]

Sad for you
The white shirt to be ruined
Must aim away from the computer
I read through one eye
Head held sideways
Walls can be washed easily enough
And laundry costs money

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whenthesundies In reply to HackNScript [2010-10-21 09:50:32 +0000 UTC]

The walls could be sprayed
night after night while laughing,
they'd all be same,
security deposit
returned, much laughter exhaled.

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HackNScript In reply to whenthesundies [2010-10-21 09:52:29 +0000 UTC]

Laughter burns calories
More laughing equal better waistline
Security deposit be damned
Exhalations of glee
Lead me to a healthier me
Worth every penny
Badly spent

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whenthesundies In reply to HackNScript [2010-10-21 10:00:06 +0000 UTC]

That is why I love
the stoic women the most.
I love them curvy.
They don't laugh often.
I'm too busy drooling
to tell stupid jokes.

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HackNScript In reply to whenthesundies [2010-10-21 10:02:30 +0000 UTC]

Stoic women must all be Irish
Curvy, indeed,
A face to curdle milk
But they give their men
The best
Beer
It's the only way
To create more such women

Too bad for me
I'm the dreaded saesenach
Give me the Beatles
Over U2 anytime

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whenthesundies In reply to HackNScript [2010-10-21 10:05:29 +0000 UTC]

Dip me in cold beer
and toss me to the stoics.
On the painted porch
I'll caress them, make babies,
add fuel to the human fire.

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HackNScript In reply to whenthesundies [2010-10-21 10:07:34 +0000 UTC]

Do you know why
Oedipus was blind?
His mother was ugly.
Two eyes, two children
The girls didn't count in Greece
Oedipus was an Irishman
Erin go broke

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whenthesundies In reply to HackNScript [2010-10-21 10:11:17 +0000 UTC]

Oedipus was from
Alabama, lived in a
double wide trailer,
went blind from the antifreeze
his sister slipped him when she
found out about the mother.

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HackNScript In reply to whenthesundies [2010-10-21 10:14:10 +0000 UTC]

I'm from the west coast
The only reason people go blind
Is from the flashers on the beach
The irony:
I have family from Alabama
I should probably check my DNA
For indelible flaws
Oh, wait!
I'm gay.
Genetic flaw indeed
Or did I choose?
Nobody knows
I'll ask Alexander the Great
He had experience in these matters
Always get your information
From the Ancients
Great authors steal
All the Romans excelled in literature
Off the backs of the Greeks

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whenthesundies In reply to HackNScript [2010-10-21 10:18:41 +0000 UTC]

The Romans enjoyed
Greek and spoke it so often.
The Greeks had their own
Roman holidays but they
would never admit to it.
Gay, straight, bi, we all
bleed coffee and wonder why.

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HackNScript In reply to whenthesundies [2010-10-21 10:20:39 +0000 UTC]

Roman Holiday
Excellent film
Peck and Hepburn are ancients now
I'll listen to them
For the wisdom of the cinema
An art form now lost
To the likes of Russell Brand
Coffee - I've run out
I need my supplier to
Give a discount to
His best junkie
First warning-
My beer is running out
This is your last call
To impress me
Before the pillow

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whenthesundies In reply to HackNScript [2010-10-21 10:22:33 +0000 UTC]

I can't impress an English major.

You would have to be Shakespeare.
You would have to paint like Van Gogh.

You'd have to speak of Mayan chocolate,
sprinkled with red chili peppers,
and have a passion of Quetzlacoatl.

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HackNScript In reply to whenthesundies [2010-10-21 10:26:24 +0000 UTC]

Impressible no
Impressionable yes

Shakespeare was a bard
Who barked in Lizzie's backyard
The perfect pet
Le petit tourette
South Park's muse
was of a different hue
Than dear old Will's
Globe Theatre playbill

He rhymes too often
Reminds me of Gerry Goffen
There I've gone and done it
Made fun of someone who kicked the bucket
Bedtime for Bonzo
And so
Allons-y Alonso!

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whenthesundies In reply to HackNScript [2010-10-22 02:13:20 +0000 UTC]

Btw,

I'm not the man from Nantucket.

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HackNScript In reply to whenthesundies [2010-10-22 04:57:39 +0000 UTC]

As long as you aren't a man from Jersey Shore.

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HackNScript In reply to austheke [2010-10-20 00:29:04 +0000 UTC]

Thanks!!

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