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Published: 2011-11-02 21:32:06 +0000 UTC; Views: 35423; Favourites: 613; Downloads: 635
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When I look around me,I can't believe what I see
It seems as if this country
Has lost it's will to live
The economy is lousy,
We barely have an army
But we can still stand proudly
'Cause Canada's really big!
Arrogant Worms aside, here's something I never thought I'd do: Scott Pilgrim art! As requested by , here's Knives Chau, ridiculously huge and stumbling down the street spouting the given dialogue which kinda makes sense now that I think of all those times she referred to Ramona as a fat-ass.
From Scottaholic to Chocaholic I guess.
Anyway I want to open a Rocks & Trees chain store now.
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ARROGANT WORMS!!! XD
"I used to be a farmer,
made a livin' fine,
had a little stretch of land,
along the CP line.
But times were tough,
and the money wasn't there,
so bankers came and took my land,
and told me fair is fair.
I looked for every kind of job,
the answer always know,
Hire you know they'd always laugh,
We just let twenty go!
The government,
offered me a misely little some,
but I got to much pride to be just another bum!
Then I though:
WHO GIVES A DAMN,
if all the jobs are gone.
I"M GUNNA BE A PIRATE,
ON THE RIVER SASKATCHEWAN!!!!"
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....and it's a heave-ho hi-ho coming down the plains!
Stealing wheat and barley and all the other grains!
It's a heave-ho hi-ho farmers lock your doors
when you see the jolly roger on Regina's mighty shores!
Hot damn I kinda almost wish I was Canadian now.
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You're not Canadian and you know of the arrogant worms? That's pretty awesome friend.
Even more awesome if you get all the jokes, especially the ones from "Last Saskatchewan pirate."
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Well, I think most of the jokes in the pirate song are just location references, so I can't totally get them but the idea of any sort of swashbucklin' going down in one of the most (no offense) boring locales on earth (despite really really nice landscapes!) is utterly hilarious, especially when paired with his targets of hay and stuff.
It was a canadian who got me into them so I guess it's a bit less impressive that way, but still. I made the drive from Ottowa to Toronto once. Never again, hoo boy. XD
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Well, most Canadians make fun of how boring that particular Province is (Unless your from there?), but I think the other reason why the song is funny is because that Saskatchewan is not really known for it's "vast bodies of water." It's a farming province for a reason, if you know what I mean 
But the fact that you know a Canadian song by not the absolute biggest Canadian band is pretty frickin awesome. I mean, Rush, The Guess Who, and Bieber (oy) are Canadian, so is Brian Adams. I would understand if you heard their music because there songs have gotten on the American charts. But Arrogant Worms? They aren't as well known. 
And was the Drive from Ottowa to Tronto really that bad?
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Me try to make local joke.
Probably get face broke.
Me like hockey!
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swedish players must be geeks
cuz they all have own real teeth
russians worst in history
have stupid names like 'VALERIE!'
HA-HA-HA!
ME LIKE HOCKEY
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This needs something else to help it make sense, I think...
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hey, she kinda reminds me of this character from a story I read. of course, said character was a guy, but very similar outfit and hairstyle
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That movie lied. Pizza Pizza's customer service is passable at best.
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You would also have to have an aisle called "..and water!" as well.
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I'd have to save that for the superstore versions that came out later.
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Fair enough. Can't give the customers ALL of the Canadian glory right away
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