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Artist Training Grounds day 25: "Draw a pony at the beach/Draw a pony surfing"Yeah, Rarity again! What a big unexpected surprise! And with unexpected I mean EXPECTED!
And she defeated Dat Crab!
They said: "A needle may be the wrong weapon to use here" or "the sew needle is going to be useless i guess"...
Do you have a ponytail?
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Thank you, darling. Those brutish silly beasts won't stop me from having a beautifully tanned coat!
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Just be careful and don't burn; wouldn't want that gorgeous coat of yours to turn red now would we?
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Hahaha, well that was expected. Huh...guess she's as much a fan of burnt marshmallows as I am then. X3
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Never tried burnt marshmallows.
Guess I'm not losing something essential!
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....
Sorry, just the fact of that icon existing as a plz just made mah brain pause for a moment. XD
And yeah, you aren't really; the burnt parts are all blech...though if yer skilled you can remove the burnt off it and then have like a super hot yummy marshmallow guaranteed to burn yer mouth with it's deliciousness.
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There's everything you want.
Bleah... I always wondered how they taste like, since you can see them in every American cartoon when is camp time.
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Dat icon!
There truly are plzs for any purpose. Haha and yeah, burnt marshmallows are blech; but one's that are toasted correctly, to a nice rich brown? Those marshmallows rock! Especially if it's on chocolate sandwiched between graham crackers.
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The one AJ would eat from the ground?
Why there's no plz for that!
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Well, to be fair, they are ponies so eating food off the ground doesn't seem too unreasonable for them.
Though Rarity would disagree I imagine. XD
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See? Didn't I say she'd over-react Dashie? XD
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You two! I shall find my giant needle and then...
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Eeeeep! Well Dashie you know what that means, we...
You traitor! Get back here and suffer with me! *gulps* Now Rares, come on...it's just a joke, just a friendly joke. You...uh...you don't need that big, sharp, pointy needle right? You wouldn't harm a human who's appreciated all your hard fashion work....right? Hahaha...heh...heh...heh...bye! *runs off...assuming I can outrun a Unicorn XD*
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*uses magic to hold both of them* You can't excape from me. And now... *prepares giant needle*
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*sighs* I had a feelin' she was gonna bust out the magic. *tries fighting it to no avail* Well, if all else, at least I don't have to go down alone, right Dashie? Hahahaha....ha...ha...ha. *keeps struggling*
You jerk! I don't want to go down like this! I'm a pony, not a pincushion! This is so not cool!
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Pincushion? I already have Spike for that.... But I really need two mannequins... if they will be alive at the end that's to be seen!
...why do I always end like this?
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*pauses in mid-struggle* ...not sure how useful a human mannequin would be since I'm like the only one here at the moment that could wear such ensembles but if you wanted me to model fer ya Rares, all ya had to do was ask. Hahaha, ya don't need to threaten me with a giant needle, that's fer sure.
Speak for yerself! I don't get into that fru-fru looking pretty stuff.
...that's not what I hear (and have seen) Dashie. X3 Very well. *puts on brave face* Let the Fashion commence then...regardless of what it might bring!
Oh mercy, haha, I'm not sure, but it sure is funny; sure Dashie and mah character don't exactly see the fun in it but...it's funny to you and I so that's what counts!
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Well, I always wanted to design something unique, and how about something human?
It will be such an interesting challenge to confront my fashion sense with a new anatomy!
And there's always Lyra to sell human relics if I need.
Rainbow, don't get me started on how much you do actually like modeling.
Why are you always around the Boutique when you know I'm searching models?
I even took a picture of last time!
Anyway, let me get my tools. *rummages in to a chest*
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As long as I'm not getting skewered by a giant needle, I'm cool with whatever Rares. And sweet Celestia, don't get me started with Lyra; sweet mare but goodness me is she a bit...obsessed when it comes to humans. Hahaha. *grins* Oh ho, so the rumors are true Dashie.
D-don't look at me so smug! And where did you get that picture from Rarity!? Give it to me! *tries to lunge for it*
Hahahaha, oh come now Dashie, I'm sure you wish to look absolutely stunning. After all, nopony knows style like Rares does.
How can you enjoy this?!
Easy Dashie, it's much more fun to play along and go with the flow. Now then. Let's. Get. Fashionable!
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Well, darling, there's a saying around here: "Rainbow Dash always dresses in style!" And I'm sure that today she will look simply stunning in a new gown, with a nice coiffure!
Anyway, con you explain me the difference between human females and males? I want to make sure that I can use you for both...
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*watches as Rainbow Dash dies...well, okay, faints out of utter embarrassment* Huh, that's no good; now we can't tease her. Hahaha. *blinks* Hmmm? The difference? Hmmm...well I suppose builds are different: woman tend to be more slim and slender while guys are usually a bit more built due to muscles and such. That's not to say all humans of each gender are like that, I mean....hahaha, I'm not exactly a thin guy mahself to be honest. Style wise, most humans wear similar clothing: pants, shorts, shirts, jackets, hoodies, shoes, socks...it goes on although guys don't usually wear dresses or skirts and...I'm sure there's more I'm forgetting to mention. About the only thing else that does spring to mind is anatomical differences since, ya know, males and females don't have the same, uhm....parts if you catch mah meaning Rares. *laughs nervously, pulls out collar* It's a bit warm in here...you don't have a heater on do you? Hahaha.
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Always fainting, this soft mare... oh well, the usual beauty bath will put her back to normal. I swear, she uses my tub more than me... *drags Dash in the bathroom and throws her in warm bubbly water*
Now, we were talking about different anatomies, weren't we, darling? Oh yes, the "differences"...
Well mares and stallions have very similar differences in the builds, so no big surprises here... and about those parts back there... or better down there, it's all right. No need to get embarrassed! It seems like I can't use you for female mannequins though... Well I'll have a lot of fun with these pants of yours! A very peculiar piece of clothing!
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Haha, yes, yes...the differences. Well I can't help it Rares, I'm just a bit of a shy guy after all...especially around lovely ladies. Heh. That's a safe assumption, most things you would use me as a base for would not really do well on females. But yes, you can have a lot of fashionable fun otherwise. *looks down* Mah pants? Well they're jeans so they're denim...which is just cotton I think...but given a fancy word...maybe it's how they make it? *rambles for a bit* As for being peculiar, well...most humans wear them or other pant-like clothing but I've never seen a pony wearing pants so I...wait a minute...why are ya staring at them so intently?
Hmmmm? Where...*looks around* Why am I wet? Did Pinkie throw another surprise pool party again?
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No, darling, you're in my bathtub. Again.
With hot steamy water and scented bubbles.
Shut up, I know you like them. Now I'll close the door, so you can do your usual two-hours bath.
Anyway, I must say to you that I moved my fake eyelashes away, it's just not clean when you try them.
Bye. *locks the door*
Pants... oh yeah! Nothing, darling, I was just considering if they could be a fashion here...
So you say humans wear them all the time? Maybe that's why you are so shy about your parts...
We usually go around naked, so it's not a big matter. Still, it's very rude to stare at certain parts, so forgive me.
You don't have cutie marks, right?
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I....I.....*huffs* Whatever. Where's my rubber duckie at?
Yes, pants! Hmmm....*taps foot* I don't see why they couldn't; y'all do wear other clothing so I imagine it would just complete the ensemble if you can get them to wear them. I mean, you do wear dresses and that covers the same area. Eeeyup, humans wear clothing all the time. Gah! That's not why I'm shy, it's just...talking about that stuff...with a pretty mare such as yerself is why I'm blushing so much. Hahaha. *gulp* Yeah, I've noticed y'all go around naked but uh....oh no, no need to apologize Rares. Yer just curious about humans, that's all; I can't say I blame ya being so fashion curious as you are. The idea of being able to design for an entirely new species certainly would make one act out of the ordinary. No harm done m'lady.
As for cutie marks, nope, we don't get them. Ta be honest, I kind of wish we did, it would certainly make figuring out yer specialty easier so ya don't waste so much time floundering about looking for it and hoping ya get it right...something I'm more familiar with than I wish I was.
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Oh thank you for the compliments, darling. They are always appreciated....
So you have no signs for when you reach what you are destined to be? That's sad... but look at this in another way! Ponies must do one thing for all their lives... humans can choose and change!
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Haha, but of course. And yeah, it's tougher that way but you do raise a good point about how it helps us be more flexible and such...still doesn't mean I didn't wish things were a little clearer though I guess there's a silver lining to it then, hahaha. Now then about...
*CRASH!...followed by some mild cursing*
*stares in direction of bathroom*...what in tarnation was that?
...how did I lose to a rubber duck of all things? Oh my head....
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Raibow? It's all right in there?
*unlocks the door*
As always I can't leave you alone for five minutes!
What have you done he---
Did you just break my bathtub?!
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*glances in the door, seeing water and bubbles and towels and porcelain everywhere* Wha...how did...Rainbow Dash it looks like a battlefield in here? What happened?
Don't give us that; what did you do?
...it was the duck...*mumbles*
The...what?
It was the rubber duck, alright?!
Don't look so innocent! You know what you did and...*gulps* Uh, Rarity? Why...why are you looking at me like that?
*gently nudges Rarity, blinks when she doesn't move* Uhm Rares...? Are you okay there hon? I...I think ya broke her Dashie.
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*canters out*
Five minutes pass.
*canters in*
Oh my, Rainbow, what an incredible coincidence to find you here!
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*watches all this, slowly raises eyebrow* Rares, dear, are...are you okay? *glances to Rainbow Dash* I think ya might be in trouble Dashie.
But it's not my fault! It was the duck! The duck! *tries to fly away, but her wings are too soaked to work properly* Oh no...
As if a rubber duck could do all this. *scoffs, turns to Rarity* Would you like me to lend a hoof m'lady?
Meanwhile~
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Sure darling! Could you please clean my bathroom?
In the meanwhile, I'll take care of our good friend Rainbow Dash...
*during the whole speech, cold waves emanate from Rarity's eyes*
*she seizes Dash's tail in a magic grasp and drag her in another room*
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Of course Rares! Not a problem...although...do leave Dashie in enough pieces to be recognizable would ya? Haha. *starts sweeping up the broken bits* Although...I must admit seeing her like that is a slightly terrifyin'. I would do well not to make her angry.
Wait! What are you doing...?! It was the duck I tell you! The Duck! The duck! THE DUCK! Nooooooo! *she reaches out to me* Ryan, save me~
*winces as the door to the other room shuts* Oh Dashie...yer up ta yer eyes in pony feathers now I'm afraid. *turns to look at Pinkie hanging from the ceiling* See what? The devil duck? Yeah, but it's always fun to see Dashie sweat a little. Hahahaha.
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Well, you know, I'm sorry for Rarity's bathtub, but I was so excited to do a prank to Dashie that I exaggerated! Here, let me help you clean up.
*muffled fighting noises from behind the door*
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Oooooh, so you were pulling a prank on Dashie-kins. Sneaky sneaky Pinks. Haha, thanks for the help but how...how are you doing that? Yer just...hanging from the ceiling...in fact I'm rather surprised you haven't fallen yet. Although if ya did I'd....*promptly gets landed upon by said pink pony* ....ow. *slowly cranes neck towards door* Sounds like Rares is giving poor Rainbow what for.
Why won't you beleive me about the duck? No...no don't do that! Not that! Rarity nooooooooo~!
....I'm sure that's not as bad as it sounds, right Pinkie? Right?
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Oh no no no! Don't worry, silly ape! I would never do something that could put my friends in danger! Now, I think I'll just repair the whole thing... wait. Is that a busted water chute?
*muffled voiced from the door*
"...now pose for the photos... ...and make sure to do a believable expression or... ...giant needle in your..."
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...ya know, when it's you calling me an ape instead of human I find ah just can't get upset about that. Hahahaha, isn't that just silly? *shrugs* If you can Pinkie Pie us out of this mess then by all means...hmmm? *walks over and pokes broken pipe* Yeah but...good heavens...how did one pegasus pony do so much damage? It's like a tornado went off in here...*pokes pipe again* Uhm...do ya hear that rumbling sound? Because it sounds like it's getting closer...
...not in my....they're so unprotected.........so just like this.....but it makes me feel so, so.....curse that duck...
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Is this water noise? Oh well a cork shuould fix everything. And now...
*begins to cover the holes with her hooves*
Ok, now I need you to run in the city and ask for help! Whoever you find!
That's a really good pose, Rainbow! Who thought you to model? ....don't need to feel bad about feeling good... ...mare likes to be treated as such from time to time...
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I think it is...uhm....*goes to argue the point, but thinks better of it* Okie-dokie-loki then! Just hold on! I'll find...someone to help...I hope.
*runs out of the bathroom and then the boutique before looking about for someone to help* I need a cork...no...*narrows eyes* many corks.
The problem is...where would I find something like that?
R-really? Well I...practice in front of the mirror...when no one's looking I mean! ....yeah I know but...I'm supposed to be cool and awesome not...girly...
...I suppose it's not too bad....at least Ryan isn't seeing this...probably die from embarrassment if he was...
...I said that outloud didn't I?
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Howdy pardner. Whatcha doin' out here?
Sorry, darling, I didn't pay attention... I hope the recorder was turned on...
You were saying something about how much you are cool and certainly not liking being girly... even if you strike a good pose.
I guess fabulousness isn't for everypony... certainly not for you
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Apps! *huffs* Pinkie....*huff* Rainbow!....Giant needle!....Water! *grabs her shoulders and stares at her* Corks! We need corks! *blinks, realizes how crazy I'm looking* Sorry...ahem! So, long story short, I need a lot of corks...otherwise they'll be a bit of a mess at Rarity's. Pinkie's got it covered for now but...
...what was that Rarity? You trailed off a little... ...no, it's not that...I do but...it doesn't make me feel cool when I do....does that make sense? *blinks at her last words*
What was that? Are you saying I can't be girly?! I'll show you. *strikes a magnificent pose and giggles* I'll show you I can too be fabulous.
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Corks ya say? Ya should come with me at Sweet Apple Acres and get the corks we use for the cider! C'mon, big boy!
You call that a pose? You wouldn't even enter the top twenty in a competition.
THIS is a pose. Now if you think you can do better, I challenge you to demonstrate it. Go on, you can choose the dress you want.
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*snickers at her big boy comment* Oh Apps, yer such a delight. Hahaha. *follows after her towards Sweet Apple Acres* I just hope everything's still okay back at the Boutique...I just have this strange feeling something weird is going on.
N-not even the top twenty?! *jumps in shock at the stunning pose Rarity shows off* I...that's...ooooooooooh! I'll show you I can do better! I'll be so cute ponies'll be dropping from heart attacks! *goes digging around in the outfits hanging on the racks* Ah-ha!
*now dressed in a Japanese schoolgirl outfit, canters out and bats her eyes* Senpai~!
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Here we are, big boy! Now help me load them on mah carriage...
Good... Of course I'm taking photos of you for the only purpose of showing you the results... Now about the outfit and the pose... very well, much better than before, and I really enjoy it... I'd say that this time you would rank 18th. That's not bad for a not at all fabulous mare like you, of course.
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*huff* Right! I reckon this should be plenty then. *starts lifting small crates packed with various cork sizes into the carriage* So far we haven't heard any explosions...so maybe Pinkie actually has it under control?
Photos? Hmmm...well...as long as he doesn't see them I guess that makes sense Rarity. 18th huh? That's still not cool enough. *wanders about the wardrobe again, settles on a rainbow-striped bikini and dampens her hair*
*stands on her hindlegs, places her forehooves on her hips* Hee-hee, hey boys. *winks* Wanna play some volleyball?
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Ah reckon that she's everythin' under hoof! She's a helluva girl! Can do everything.
Anyway, Ah also reckon we are done here! Now, if ya kindly help me to attach to the carriage, we will be back in a jiffy!
You're getting the grasp of this! But it's not enough yet. Surely you would turn a lot of stallions heads... and some mares' too.
But you merely entered the top ten, and that's a very generous assumption... However, I think you should stop now, obviously you reached your maximum...
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Righty-o Apps! And yes...she seems to be able to do everything...even break the laws of physics. Hahaha.
Hmmm...so...let's see. *goes about attaching AppleJack* This goes here...and then this here...and...like that? I think that's it.
That wasn't too hard...ha! Hands are totally useful!
I've not even hit my max yet Rarity! I'll show you higher than top ten work!
....*rummages through closet...pauses for a moment* I wonder...Celestia help me if he ever sees this.*grabs a sheer looking nightgown*
*gasps* Oh! Ryan! I...I didn't expect to see you here. *fidgets, looks away* S-stop staring so hard...*jerks head back with a surprised look* W-what?! Y-you can't stop looking because I'm so beautiful? Oh Ryan~
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We surely spared some time! Now, to the Boutique! Jump on the carriage big boy, or keep mah pace! *begins pulling and running at surprising speed*
Hmmm, even some roleplay? Do you really like this guy, don't you? Anyway, I'd say that you reached the third position... That's a great achievement for one like you, I suggest you to stop now... you did good even if you don't possess any fabulousness...
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*eyes bug out, gasps and quickly runs before grabbing on to the side of the carriage* Good heavens ya can motor Apps! Sheesh! Hahahaha!
*points towards town* Onward! For Great Justice! ....or something like that!
Well I just, that is...okay maybe I do but, I mean come on! Do you know how good it feels to have your belly scratched by those fingers of his and...oh horseapples I've said far too much now haven't I?
Anyway...third? *looks over the outfits* I..I'm not sure what to do now...I can't give up...but...what to do? What's worthy of first? Maybe...could that possibly work?
*turns, assumes a natural pose and smiles* I'm Rainbow Dash and while my flying is highly ranked, what truly makes me number one is the love I share with all my friends~
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