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IntrovertNarwhal — Levi x Reader ++Kissing Booth++
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“(y/n)!”
“Huh?” you turn around to see Sasha waving her hands like a maniac. Her brown hair swishing rapidly from left to right, looking as if her head would fly off any second with the movement.
“Hey! (y/n) I need your help! It's reaaaaally important!” Sasha remarks as she points to a sign above her head.
She was in a small shack which was located right beside the training field. The shack itself was pink with ugly shaped hearts all over it. There were signs placed lazily around it too. It looked like something even a five year old could have done better on decorating.
You hesitate to walk towards her. 'Should I be a good friend... hmmmm. To be? Or not to be? That is the question.'
“Awwww come on! It's worth it!” Sasha yells, pulling you out of your weird Shakespeare monologue thing. (I blame Armin for this.)
'Eh, okay sure why not', you finally agree to yourself. You walk towards her nonchalantly, not a care in the world. I feel nice today, this probably won't be all bad.
“So Sasha, what do you want me to help you with?”
“Wellll....” Her eyes trail off to the sign she pointed at earlier. You read it carefully. Fuck.
“I want you to help me with the Kissing Booth”
“Ha you're funny. Seriously, enough with the jokes. What do you want me to ACTUALLY help you with?”
“No, it's not a joke. I want you to help me with, y'know... attracting more customersssss”
“... attracting more...customers”
“Yeah...”
“What... why me? Why don't you ask Mikas-”
“Please! I want guys to actually come to the kissing booth! Not run farther away from it! I also may have over heard the guys talking about you, and how they would totally “tap” that. Not sure what that means but... I think it means they wanna kiss you!”
You blush at this, and trying to hide your face from Sasha, you turn your head towards the trees.
“Y-yeah! Kissing! Haha that's totally what it means! Alright fine, just... this is for a good cause right?”
“YES! Thank you! And of course! It's defiantly for a good cause!”
“Uh huh...” You look at Sasha, waiting for her to tell you more about this “good cause”
“...” Sasha of course didn't get that, and just stood there like a total derp queen.
“What's the good cause Sasha?” You finally say with a tone of annoyance.
“Oh um, I'm feeding a hungry child I saw earlier. She seemed so sad... and hopeless, I really wanted to get her something”
“Oh how sweet of yo-” Sasha cuts you off and forces you into the ugly shack, it was literally the ugliest shack you had ever seen. It actually made Shrek's shack look like a fucking castle. (Whoa I said shack too much, I think I'm going to barrrffff)
She locks the door, and walks to the only small window where customers would come to kiss. She places a small jar in front of you and points to it with a smug look on her face.
“Fill 'er up with cash here sunny!”
“Uh... Sasha?”
“Yeah?”
“No.”
Sasha only smiles and leaves you, running towards Connie whom seemed to be waiting for her this whole time. You stare at the jar. There was only one coin found in it.
“Heh, I'm guessing Connie was the only customer huh?” you whisper to yourself with a smirk on your face. (FUCKING OTP RIGHT THUR)
You grab a small book that was placed on a shelf. The book read “Fifty Shades of Gray” (I know it didn't exist but... shh our little secret ).
You flip through the first page, written in huge ass letters it read: Property of Reiner, if found please return. No rewards.
You roll your eyes. Whatever. Not more than five minutes later you hear a loud bang on the table. You fall back from your chair, sweating like a pig. Holy shit... that is one intense book!
“So, a kissing booth huh?”
Your eyes turn into small slits. You knew that voice all too well. A second ago, you may have been a little turned on, but now... you're so turned off, a picture of naked Levi couldn't even turn you back on. You get up slowly and dust yourself off.
“Uh huh... I'm glad you can read Reiner”
He smirks and leans in closer to your face. He puckers his lips and closes his eyes. You slap him in the face before his lips can make contact.
“Pay up bucko! I need the cash first!”
He rubs his face and gives you a small smirk. Reaching into his pockets he speaks up.
“Feisty today aren't ya (y/n)? I dig that...” He slips the coin onto the table right in front of you. Like a little pimp.
“Alright thank you very much Rei--mmfffph”
He forces his lips upon yours before you could finish. Just before you thought you couldn't possibly be anymore turned off... Reiner just helped prove you wrong. He moves his hands towards your shoulders, but you push him off.
“Uh uh uh... one kiss Reiner, nothing more”
“Oh come on babe, I know you want more”
“Kiss my ass you weirdo”
“Will I have to pay extra?”
You blush. HOLY FUCK, HE'S THE SMOOTHEST MOFO. You grab his coin and drop it into the jar. You furrow your eyebrows and throw his nasty book at his face.
“You're one sad little mother fucker aren't you Reiner! Reading a book like that”
He looks down to read the cover. His eyes widened, and his mouth agape. You could see the darkest shade of red forming around his cheeks. Reiner doesn't lift his head up to look at you, he only clenches the book tighter.
“Move along now Reiner, or I will spill everything about you and your little s e x u a l fantasies with a certain book”
“AH (y/n) uh okay, yeah look at the time! I'm late for, for that thing I need to be doing for that guy, yeah okay see ya”
He runs while shoving the book underneath his shirt. You laugh hysterically for a few moments before you finally return to your seat, only to get up as Jean walks over to you. He leans against the table, chuckling at you as you stare at him.
“You want a kiss or not?”
Jeans chokes on his spit.
“Y'know (y/n) I was going to c r e a t e this romantic atmosphere... but...”
“Uh huh Mr. Romance, one coin, one kiss.”
He blushes and reaches into his pocket, pulling out one coin and placing it in the jar. You smile at him and he leans in closer to you. Before your lips touch, he looks over to see Mikasa who was looking at the both of you.
“Score” Jean whispers
“What?”
“Oh nothing” He proceeds to kiss you, but the kiss didn't stop there. He decided to go rough on you, forcing his tongue into your mouth. Your eyes widen, and out of instinct you bite down hard, forcing him to pull away. I guess you could say you won this tongue battle. Jean grabs his tongue with his huge man hands and caresses it like it was his pet snake or something.
“Uh uh uh, tongue costs extra little boy” you tease as you point to a sign underneath you. It was as if Sasha wrote it when she was high or something:
If you wanna slippy slip some extra tonguey wonguey you need to pay 5 coins!
Jean only whimpers. You laugh at his little body squirming from the pain. He slowly walks away dragging his feet into the castle.
++ 10 minutes later ++
You shake the jar, groovin' to your own little sick beat. You stop after your wrist starts to spazz out.
“This is going to take forever”
“Maybe I can help”
You flinch, and raise your head to see Eren. He smiles. You raise an eyebrow.
“Uh Eren?”
“Yes (y/n)?”
“You look different”
“W-what do you mean... different?”
You rise from your chair and rip off “Eren's” wig. Surprise surprise, it's Jean.
“JEAAAAN WHAT THE FUCK? I'm sorry man but... IF YOU HAVENT GOT THE CASH YOU BETTER GET THE FLIP FLOP AWAY!”
Jean once again drags his feet towards the castle, with one hand in his pocket and the other swinging the wig around.
You sigh and sit back down.
“(y/n) hey!” Eren slaps his hands down onto the table. You get up not saying a single word, grabbing his hair and checking his tongue. Once everything is clear, you smile at the emerald eyed boy.
“Oh hey Eren”
“Pfft what was that about?”
“Supposedly Jean still dresses up as you in his spare time” you wink towards Eren. Making him cringe a little.
“I don't know if I should feel flattered... or very very...afraid”
You laugh at his reaction and only pat him on the back as reassurance.
“So... a kissing booth? Heh I'd like two kisses please” Eren demands as he sets down two coins.
“Oh thank the walls for someone normal!”
“Normal?”
“Oh ha right, shape shifting into a titan isn't quite normal... never mind”
He smirks in your direction and you lean in closer. You whisper into his ear, biting down on your lip gently.
“Two small kisses coming up” You could see Eren blush a little, his breathing a little faster, but you silenced it with one small peck on his sweet lips. As you both part you see Eren's eyes still shut. What a cutie.
“Whoa...” Eren slowly opens his eyes in awe.
“Ha” you snort, covering up your embarrassing laugh. Eren chuckles at you.
“Alright, another kiss coming up!”
“Can.. Uh I hope I'm not asking too much but, could... could we kiss a little longer?”
You stop, tilting your head to the side you finally let out a small smile.
“Of course, anything for the perfect customer.”
You both lean in once again. Your lips meet a second time. He moves a strand of your hair, and tucks it behind your ear. He tilts his head slightly to deepen the kiss. After some time you both release each other.
“Whoa...”
“Haha, I'm guessing you liked it.” Eren whispers. You blush, shaking that super awesome kiss off your mind you back away.
Eren smiles and drops the coins into the jar. Just before he leaves he places an extra coin into the jar.
“A girl like you deserves every penny”
As you watch him walk away, you shake the jar filled with coins once more.
“Gosh, is every boy here smooth as fuck?”
++ Half an hour later ++
“E-excuse me (y/n)?”
You look down to see the cutest face staring back at you.
“Armin!”
“Hi”
“Hi!”
There was a small awkward pause, but this was normal from Armin. Plus it didn't really feel that awkward to you, you enjoyed the silence sometimes, and Armin was the best guy to experience that with.
“What can I do for you today Armin?”
“Well (y/n)...” You see his cheeks turn a light shade of pink. He reaches into his pocket and places a small pouch filled with coins in it.
“A-Armin? Are you sure you wanna waste all this money on me?”
“Money isn't important, and I'm not wasting it, if I get to use it on getting a kiss from you...it is well worth it.”
Holy shit, every guy IS fucking smooth
You shake your head a little. Patting Armin on the head as you smile at him.
“Let's see how much you got here... oh boy...”
“What?”
“Five coins... that doesn't mean a normal kiss, you know that right?”
“Yeah, a French kiss right?”
“Y-yeah, are you sure you're comforta-”
“Uh huh, I want to try it out... I'd rather have my first kiss be exciting, and I'd rather have it with you, than any other women”
Ah this cute little mother fucker is the king of smooth
You grab the small pouch and pour the cash into the jar.
“Whenever you're ready Armin”
He gives you a small thumbs up and leans in close to you. You gently place your hand on his cheek, causing his shoulders to relax a little. You lean in closer and kiss him softly. His small lips kiss back. You turn your head and open your mouth slightly. Armin shivers a bit, but then he calmly kisses you back. You slip in your tongue, asking for his to come and play.
Your tongues danced til you both needed oxygen. You move back, eyes still closed. There was a small silence once again, yet this one wasn't as awkward. You open your eyes, to see Armin with both his hands on his chest, in tiny fists. He slowly opens one eye, then the other.
“So that's what everyone is talking about.”
You sit back on your chair, your gaze never leaving Armin.
“What do you mean?”
“Well everyone said your lips are intoxicating. One touch from it releases such deadly poisons, you can't help but want more of it. Eren said he felt like once he released his lips from yours, it was like a part of him died. Jean said the sweetest things in life could never be as sweet as your lips. Reiner said, your lips were like um... chains and whips, they excite him.. not sure what that mea-”
“Oh ha, it doesn't mean anything. Anyways everyone said all that? Huh, I didn't think my kisses were that special.”
“You shouldn't sell your heavenly kisses y'know. You are quite special (y/n). You're nice, beautiful, and just an amazing person to hang around with. Yet, I know you don't feel the same way for us...”
Your eyes widen in surprise.
“Armin... what do y-”
“It was the corporal all along wasn't it, we never had a chance.”
“...”
“It's okay, no one is mad at you, we all just want you to be happy. If you're happy, we're happy.”
“Bullshit”
“Hehe, maybe, but hey...it's a start.”
You give Armin a small peck on the forehead and whisper a little thanks to him. He nods and returns to the castle with a huge smile on his face.
And that kids is how I met your father.
LOL jk.
About three minutes later you see Sasha running in to your rescue. Instead of walking up to you, she ran straight for the jar of cash.
“HA ha! Perfect! This is more than enough!”
“Yeah okay glad to see you too... alright so, can I go now?”
“Oh yeah sure!”
Sasha unlocks the door and you run out collapsing to the ground.
“HELL YEAH! FREEDOM!”
You turn to see Sasha kissing the jar and giving Connie a thumbs up. You push yourself to get up. Stomping towards Sasha you look her dead straight in the eyes.
“Alright, now where's this little girl you were talking about? Can I meet her?”
Sasha frowns.
“Well... you see (y/n) this was never really...for a good cause...ha ha...ha” she plays with her brown hair, twirling it around her index finger.
“WHAT?!? SO THAT LITTLE GIRL SHIT WAS A LIE?!?”
“NO! No no no! The little girl is real! She's really hungry, one time she walked past this stall in the market place and saw this super sexy cake just sitting there, when she tried to eat it the shop owner smacked her hand away. The cake was very expensive you see, and the poor helpless girl needed some cash so-”
“You're the little girl aren't you-”
“I'm the little girl!”
“Give me one good reason not beat you up and keep the cash all to myself.”
“Mmm..” She grins and points behind me.
“What?-”
You turn around to see a very short corporal walking towards you.
“Cadet (L/n) what the fuck is this kissing booth shit I'm hearing?!”
You freeze. Ah shit. You turn to Sasha for guidance, but she was long gone.
“Cadet? Was I not clear? Do I have to repeat myself?!”
You give a weak salute. The corporal waves it off.
“S-sir I can explain-”
“Are you still open?”
You pause.
“Excuse me sir?”
“Did I stutter?”
“Ah no- um no we're unfortunately closed... at the moment”
“When will you be open?”
“N-never sir.”
“Oh, what a shame.” The small corporal looks down at his hand, where a coin sat peacefully.
“B-but sir! I'll make an exception! Just this once!”
“Oh?”
“Yeah sir! I just closed up cause I thought there wouldn't be anymore customers” you lied.
“Well in that case...” He walks up close to you. His deadpan expression made you tense up. How were you gonna kiss this fine beast without messing up.. ahhh~
His gray orbs grabbing a hold of your innocent (e/c) ones. He leans in slipping the coin into your cleavage. You gulp down hard. You didn't know if you were nervous to kiss him, or it was just the cold feeling of that coin on your breast.
“You owe me all the kisses from each and every customer you've kissed today for making me feel like this cadet.” He grabs a hold of your small, soft hands and places it on his heart.
“Now, how many kisses did you give (y/n)?”
“Uh-er..u-um f-four sir”
“Ah, four, plus one more-” He points at your breast, where the coin sat peacefully.
“That makes it five cadet”
“Y-yes sir, I can count!”
He smirks. You fall under his gaze, this man made you give in so easily, he made you feel weird and shit.
“Doesn't five count as a french kiss cadet (y/n)...?”
You stumble to find words. FUCK THE CORPORAL IS FUCKING SMOOTH TOO.
“Sir-”
He pushes himself onto you, causing you to fall back on the table that was placed in front of the shack. He looks up, his raven hair fell perfectly upon his face like a puzzle piece. Levi leans in closer to your face.
“Tch, what a fucking mess. That brat really doesn't know how to decorate, this place looks like shit.”
“W-well sir, it's quite a shame that you'd have to kiss me here...”
He looks deep into your eyes before smirking once more.
“Don't worry (y/n), after we're done here it'll probably improve the decorating.”
++ Bonus Ending ++
As you lean against the shack buttoning your shirt, Levi straightens his hair with his stoic expression never leaving you.
“Too bad I couldn't be your first kiss (L/n)”
“As long as you're my last, I'm fine.”
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I SWEAR ONE OF THESE DAYS I'M GOING TO ANIMATE THIS XD
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*gasp* I'm not only one
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and that kids is how i met your father.
BWAHAHAHAHA OMG THIS IS GREAT!!!!
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That comment Armin said made me want to melt. I'd totally date the adult version of that sweetie.
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And that kids is how I met your father.
Wow. XD
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Advice from me: Burn the shack. Set it ablaze.
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!! Armin was soooo cuteee ~ Heichou though was smoooooth ~~
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I'm dying I couldn't sop myself from smiling and it was so hard not to laugh XD
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This fanfic is lit af.. and smooth af.. I'm hearting it. You slayed it author!!
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Should we burn the kissing booth? Or should we leave it? Cause for some reason I really want to burn it...
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Ok I'm like only half way through and I'm laughing so hard 😂😂😂
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Ahhhh FUCK THAT WINDEX SHORTI IS SMOOTH!!!!!!! 
Brilliant job!! Love it!
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I wish I knew one guy as smooth as any of them. XD My face was tomato red.
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'And that kids is how I met your father' *dies.*
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AmusiaPrussia: WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the -government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other people on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't.
This isn't fake. apparently, if u copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes u will have the best day of ur life tomorrow. u will either get kissed or asked out, if u break this chain u will see a little dead girl in your room tonight. in 53 mins someone will say i love you or I'm sorry
Example 1: Jenny didn’t believe this and deleted it without even reading. the whole thing! A few days. later on the monday night, she was woken up by loud footsteps. and heavy breathing, there was. Clarissa standing there with a huge
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Daaaamn I wish I knew these smooth mofos I would prefer Armin, but whoever I can get is good enough for me
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How does it feel to blush? I'm curious. I think I just did.
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I don't know either. I've never blushed
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Every single time I read this fanfic, I'm always left blushing from the adorableness.
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Hands down best deviation I have read
Unicorns came down and blessed this story. I mean the best part
" And this kids is how I met your father"...😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Whoa,whoa,whoa....wait a second...you're telling me I get to kiss Levi and Armin?
SCORE!!!!!
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GGGGGGOOOOOOOOAAAAAAALLLLLLLSSSSSSS!!!
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I honestly think Bertolt would be the king of smoothe, or Marco.
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Omg I don't know what to do, I don't even know what to say accept the fact that I think it was very embarrassing for every person reading this unless they took pleasure out of it, omg
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(blushes) Dang, everyone's just so smooth all of the sudden! Oh, and Sasha? #%@& you for lying! (mutters) And... thanks... (regular tone) But I still damn hate you!!!
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This is so smooth, if it were a floor I'd fall for it... or... on it... or ... fuck. I'll just go sit in the corner. D:
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Ill be joining you soon with the shit im about to write on wattpad XD
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In that case, welcome to the corner.
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i'm stuck on the “Don't worry (y/n), after we're done here it'll probably improve the decorating.” by far the smoothest line in the whole story
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" How were you gonna kiss this fine beast without messing up.. ahhh~ " same
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