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Jamesdean1987 β Springfield Declares War on Quahog
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Joke Picture.After the brutal fight with Homer Simpson and Peter Griffin that left much of Springfield completely destroyed, Springfield declares war on all of Quahog and there is gonna be Hell to Pay. Springfield is on the warpath to destroy Quahog.
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Yet, Stewie remained calm.
Stewie: (Sighs) It happens everytime that woman and the fat man kept fighting each other for weeks.
Brian: (Breaking the fight) Hey! HEY! Cut it out you two!
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Peter: Get out of the way Brian!
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Joe: Peter! Lois! Get a hold to yourselves! Now's not the time for fighting each other.
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Peter: (Sigh) Youβre right Joe
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Joe: Look. I know you two are stressed out. Plus, Adam tried to make a truce with Springfield, but they refused, which started this whole "Marital Law" thing in the first place. And the US government are making it more worse, since I heard over a hundred cities across America rebelled against the US.
Quagmire: Man. It's lookΒ like it'll be the Second Civil War.
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Meg: No kidding
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Chris: It's like the United States is becoming the Divided States.
Brian: Is there anything we can do to prevent a war from happening?
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Meg: I got nothing.
Peter: Shut up Meg.
Meg: Make me fatass
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Quagmire: Wait. Wasn't the government gonna nuke Springfield?
Peter: They did. But, Tremoten used a portal to suck in the nuke. Making it harder for the government. Plus, Springfield is in US soil, US soil that the government tried to nuke. It was no wonder more and more cities are rebelling.
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Lois: No kidding
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Peter: I wonder how things are back on... enemy territory.
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Back to Springfield, as Homer is seen crying.
Homer Simpson: (Crying) What have I done!
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Marge: Oh Homie
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Homer Simpson: Oh, Marge. If I haven't punched Peter. None of this would've happen.
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Marge: Oh itβll be okay Homie
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Homer Simpson: Thanks, Marge. But I don't deserve it. Not after what happened between him and I.
Bart: Hey, Dad.
Homer Simpson: Hey, Son.
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Bart: You still bummed?
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Homer Simpson: Yep. Now how are we supposed to make peace with Quahog, if the Mayor, and everyone else wanted war?
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Lisa Simpson: Itβs not your fault dad
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Ned Flanders: She's right. It's not your fault.
Homer Simpson: Thanks, Lisa, and Ned Flanders.
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Bart: What do you think we should do? Mayor Quimby is stupid
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Lisa Simpson: Yeah. And Mr. Burns, Sideshow Bob, Patty and Selma, and most of Springfield wanted war.
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Ned: Thereβs one person that can help us. God himself
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Lisa Simpson: That's right! God could help us.
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Back to Quahog, as most of the family is depressed, sober, and hungry, except Peter who came to this room.
Peter: Good morning, everyone. What's for breakfast?
Meg: Nothing, idiot! There's nothing left!
Brian: Yeah, Tom Tucker forgot to mention that the US is embargoing us, and Springfield and our allies and Springfield's allies at the same time.
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(Embargoing?)
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(Sorry, just wanted to use that word for Embargo)
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Peter: Well. It could've gone worse.
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But then from out of nowhere a massive storm rolled in
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Peter: On second thought. I've seen worse.
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Lightning then struck all of Quahog and destroyed the whole city!
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Peter Griffin: Well, this sucks.
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Later, the entire population of Quahog later, moved to the apartments funded by Denzel Crocker, Iggy Vicky, the L.O.S.E.R., Timmy's father, Francis, and other bullies, etc.
Peter: Man, thanks for helping us out, Crocker.
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Crocker: Oh it was no problem.
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Lois: Are there any allies of us, other than Dimmsdale?
Peter: There are. There are telegrams that certain cities and towns are supporting us. Let's see. Retroville, Bikini Bottom, Crockersville, Rock Bottom, Elmore, the Ants from "Them". "Them!" Lois. You know what. I'll call some of our allied buddies here, in Dimmsdale for a party.
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Later, at the large pool in Dimmsdale, as every leaders of Quahog, Dimmsdale, Retroville, Bikini Bottom, Crockersville, Rock Bottom, Elmore, and many other allies of Quahog, are having a party here this afternoon.
Peter: See, Lois. I told you we have allies.
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But little did they know that Homer was watching them through a spy camera
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Homer Simpson: They invited leaders that allied to Quahog and having a pool party? D'OH!
Bart: What is it, dad?
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Homer revealed everything.
Bart: Whoa!
Ned: Now we have a chance to stop them all in one fell swoop
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Homer Simpson: But how are we gonna do that? This place is in Dimmsdale, which is heavily guarded by Quahog and his allies.
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Ned: Leave that to me and God
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Back to the pool party, as Peter notices Plankton.
Peter: Hey, Plankton! How's it going, buddy?
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Plankton: Been doing good Peter except for the fact that I canβt STEAL THE KRABBY PATTY SECRET FORMULA!
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Peter: Hey, at least we helped you take over Bikini Bottom, and Rock Bottom.
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Plankton: Thatβs true. thanks Peter
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Peter: You're welcome, Plankton. And look! It's Vicky. Ah. And she's playing around kids like a good babysitter.
Yet he's ignorant that Vicky is a horrible and sadistic babysitter.
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(Vicky is pure evil and I hate her guts)
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(I hate her too)
Stewie: So, Vicky is it? May I join in tormenting the children?
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Vicky: Sure
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As both enjoys tormenting others.
Then, Peter, Joe, Cleveland, Quagmire, Brian, Denzel Crocker, Chris, Patrick, Plankton, Gumball Waterson, Timmy's dad, and Adam West are watching the news.
News Reporter: Breaking news. The armies of Springfield, with help from Royal Woods, Tremoten, and their new ally San Fransokyo, are preparing to invade Elmore and Dimmsdale.
Peter: If I have to guess, this battle's gonna suck.
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Then suddenly a massive barrage of bombs and missiles rained down onto them and exploded all over
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Peter: Holy crap! On second thought! We're under attack!
Denzel Crocker: To the battle stations!
Adam West: And do not let the enemy take control of Dimmsdale and Elmore!
It was a massive warfield in Dimmsdale, between the defenders and attackers.
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But all of the Quahog forces were being totally bombarded and were totally helpless against the onslaughtΒ
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