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My Little Pony - HasbroArt / Void Pixel (Mare) - Me
Onyx Flare (Stallion) - yazmen10
Foal Co-owned by me and yazmen10
Original Sketch - SACRIFICE! SACRIFICE!!
Stop! You are not allowed to reuse my art or the characters shown in anyway!!
I'm just copying and pasting the description from her sketch:
[9/5/15, 11:12:07 PM] Christian Webb: *Onyx holds up the child to the sky*
“O GREAT AND ALMIGHTY MONKEY GOD! I BRING UNTO YOU MY SACRIFICIAL OFFERING! PLEASE, ACCEPT THIS GIFT AND BLESS US WITH YOUR HOLY BANANAS”
“ONYX! WHAT IN THE NAME OF CELESTIA ARE YOU DOING?!”
“VOID GO AWAY, YOU’RE INTRUDING ON A RELIGIOUS CEREMONY!!”
[9/5/15, 11:12:38 PM] Kit: no no no void would be more like
[9/5/15, 11:12:58 PM] Kit: *slaps him and takes the child away* No, bad Onyx.
[9/5/15, 11:13:18 PM] Christian Webb: “Aww… But… The holy bananas…”
[9/5/15, 11:13:31 PM] Kit: Void: What's more important, bananas or getting laid?
[9/5/15, 11:14:11 PM] Christian Webb: “…”
*Onyx looks to the sky*
“Sorry Monkey God, she’s got you beat there.”
[9/5/15, 11:14:34 PM] Kit: kissus "Now stop trying to sacrifice our kid, seriously."
[9/5/15, 11:14:46 PM] Christian Webb: “Can I sacrifice the dog?"
[9/5/15, 11:14:59 PM] Kit: "What? No."
[9/5/15, 11:15:06 PM] Christian Webb: “…The cat?”
[9/5/15, 11:15:19 PM] Kit: "Why do you need a sacrifice?"
[9/5/15, 11:15:25 PM] Christian Webb: “…What about this random lizard I found on the sidewalk?”
[9/5/15, 11:15:41 PM] Kit: "Why did I marry you.."
[9/5/15, 11:16:07 PM] Christian Webb: “…What abo-…You know, that’s a good question.”
[9/5/15, 11:16:25 PM] Kit: "I ask myself this a lot lately."
God we need help
...and sleep
Edit:
To explain the scene.
A joke between me and Yaz last night went that Onyx would react weirdly to having a kid by referring to it as his spawn and would also freak out at the fact the kid doesn't look exactly like him.
We also joke that "Unicorns are master race" so to try and purify the child he would attempt to sacrifice it.
In truth he's the responsible parent.
And that's Pixel's bathrobe.
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Comments: 20
yazmen10 [2015-09-24 01:10:04 +0000 UTC]
Trrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee buuuuuuuuuuttttttttttttttttttttt
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yazmen10 In reply to Java-Kitty [2015-09-24 01:21:59 +0000 UTC]
Trrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee buuuuuuuuuuttttttttttttttttttttt
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Dendropsyche [2015-09-19 13:52:19 +0000 UTC]
the sharpie marker on the table is a nice touch xD
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Java-Kitty In reply to Dendropsyche [2015-09-19 15:11:20 +0000 UTC]
he had to draw the summoning circle somehow
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Julian2365 [2015-09-07 14:49:25 +0000 UTC]
I found this fucking hilarious
I love how improvised it is
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Java-Kitty In reply to Julian2365 [2015-09-07 14:49:58 +0000 UTC]
We were reeeeally tired.
And really bored.
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PonyTatsujin [2015-09-07 01:58:31 +0000 UTC]
I just wanna say one thing.
The fact that the little one is like..so wee compared to the adults is like...the most adorable thing ever!
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PonyTatsujin In reply to Java-Kitty [2015-09-07 02:15:46 +0000 UTC]
Regardless, still f***ig adorable.
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Milliemewz [2015-09-06 22:23:04 +0000 UTC]
Omg you actually went and colored it! Yaaaaaaaasssss!!!! And He used a sharpie to draw a summoning circle XD perfect!!!
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Java-Kitty In reply to Milliemewz [2015-09-06 22:28:48 +0000 UTC]
We debated making it a ketchup bottle.
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