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Published: 2007-11-08 15:10:15 +0000 UTC; Views: 9201; Favourites: 122; Downloads: 126
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Description Why, it's number 22 in my countdown of my top 25 MST3K episodes, of course! It's the only movie to star a monster made up almost entirely of carpet samples - 606 "The Creeping Terror"...

Synopsis, from the MST3K Amazing Colossal Episode Guide:
"Vic Savage and Shannon O'Neill are young newlyweds terrorized by a huge caterpillarlike monster who lands on earth in a spaceship. The monster creeps and terrorizes, ingesting whole humans (who help him out by crawling into his mouth/hole/opening/thing/deal). In the backfilled epilogue, the creeping terror - who looks like a bad Chinese dragon - is declared "a creature from beyond our solar system", a highly specialized test animal sent to Earth to eat humans and record their data in its internal computer. A grenade finally destroys one of the creeping terrors, but another one has been loosed, and Sheriff Vic Savage runs his car into the other. Most of the dialogue has been replaced by narration which goes off on odd tangents."
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Comments: 72

Wallaroo [2019-12-15 21:46:10 +0000 UTC]

Boy, this movie was a total STINKER!

Mike and the Bots ripped into it like piranha at a Porterhouse steak.

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GrandSylux [2019-04-22 21:08:41 +0000 UTC]

'It's a good thing drugs came along.'

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wildpegasus13 [2018-09-29 07:50:21 +0000 UTC]

"He ate all of his Halloween people."

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menslady125 [2017-08-26 01:46:41 +0000 UTC]

This movie STUNK!

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CrimsonParkDog [2015-03-10 05:52:12 +0000 UTC]

"El Kabong will kill it!"

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Slendercell-2 [2014-03-25 01:26:57 +0000 UTC]

the way the monster eats is just plain nasty

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Anon200 In reply to Slendercell-2 [2016-12-15 05:02:09 +0000 UTC]

It's not every monster that forces its food to climb into it's mouth.

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pytko3 [2013-06-18 03:37:25 +0000 UTC]

"Well he's not shy." I love this episode so much because they can't even keep in riff mode. Several times they just break out in laughter.

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thekerbalflyer [2013-05-28 02:15:24 +0000 UTC]

This should have been Dr. Forrester used to take over the world. It SUCKED so bad I can't even describe it.

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KingLittleCaesar In reply to thekerbalflyer [2017-08-20 02:48:09 +0000 UTC]

"Aw, he's a little dizzy, he ate to much of his Halloween people."

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Kelazi5 [2013-01-25 05:10:49 +0000 UTC]

I just got into MST3K and this was one of the best episodes of them I've seen. So many great lines I can't even start.

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jbwarner86 In reply to Kelazi5 [2013-01-25 20:49:33 +0000 UTC]

"Hey, if you could help me out by climbin' in..."
"Are we inside Television City?"
"There is just plain no need for sex!"

There's three to get you started

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DarthGojira [2012-03-17 13:32:46 +0000 UTC]

"Apparently they hadn't invented running away yet"

This was my first MST3k movie. No lying. I'd ask why you didn't illustrate the main characters, but they really don't do anything.

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Bladez636 [2011-09-19 03:12:11 +0000 UTC]

"OK, i'm just gonna have these two and then Moday, I'm gonna go on that diet!"

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Nebulan [2011-07-24 18:47:13 +0000 UTC]

I thought it looks like a giant carpet myself, haha! I love these drawings, I love the way you do the character's expressions

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Sprybug [2011-07-23 01:01:30 +0000 UTC]

You do such an awesome job on these. I'm gonna probably end up faving all of them.

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AshleyPomeroy [2011-07-09 22:13:02 +0000 UTC]

If I remember it right, the victims were always eaten head-first, because the director had a bizarre fetish for filming women's legs (as they are eaten). Also, "swim! let the current take you away!". Bhabby! etc.

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Radirs8 [2011-06-14 11:44:14 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, here's my torso...Just sing 'my torso!

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DANFILLMORE [2011-03-03 02:01:40 +0000 UTC]

Believe it or not,I just got done watching the straight(non-MST3K) version of this movie 3 times in the past week!It's so mesmerizingly awful I don't even know where to start.Even though it was made in 1964 it almost seemed like a 1920's silent film,like it was made for hillbillies who were so impressed just to see a moving picture that they would be enthralled by anything! Thank you for this tribute.

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HCShannon [2011-01-29 15:54:30 +0000 UTC]

My sister was watching this episode with me and she is said "I like it when it eats people!"

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AliceOnAbsinthe [2010-03-29 22:05:03 +0000 UTC]

"I get the 'Creeping' part, but I don't see the terror." XD <3

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crowew78 [2010-02-21 03:55:33 +0000 UTC]

Y'think maybe you could help me eat you by just climbing in my mouth?

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kkworker [2009-12-31 14:31:34 +0000 UTC]

The narration in this movie makes you wonder how bad it would have been with dialogue.

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Koku-chan [2008-12-05 20:57:30 +0000 UTC]

Great pic!! Waugh! Here come the Creeping Terror! Should we run or something??

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pharmmajor [2008-08-13 02:17:54 +0000 UTC]

"Yeah, if you could just help me by crawling into my mouth, that'd be great."

My God, this movie was one of the worst they every showed. I mean it's up there with Hobgoblins and Monster a Go-Go as one of the all-out suckiest. Brilliant artwork; you do a great job capturing scenes from crappy movies.

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Ashkihyena In reply to pharmmajor [2008-11-02 04:16:33 +0000 UTC]

I still think Manos: The Hands of Fate takes the cake as worst movie ever, but this one does come pretty damn close.

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pekopon [2008-06-24 17:06:32 +0000 UTC]

Creeping terror is one of my favourite episodes.

"Lover's Lane 8 miles?!"

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GilmourApatosaur [2008-06-08 06:46:59 +0000 UTC]

*Monster 'eating' woman*
"Hey, if you can help me out by climbing right in, that would be great!" XD

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ManiacalDude [2008-05-29 17:32:16 +0000 UTC]

I finished watching it & man, I laughed my behind off!!!

"Well, you see Crow, when a space monster & a small car love each other very much..."

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The14th [2008-05-22 04:25:20 +0000 UTC]

I can't listen to that quote without cracking up. The Creeping Terror is an excellent pick for the top 25.

"Hey quit it with the subplots, I'm trying to eat you guys!"

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TheKoboldNecromancer [2008-03-27 05:42:39 +0000 UTC]

I remember Tom Servo's line, "I think this might be a weird little turn-on for the director.

Seeing the voraphiles on deviantart, he created a real terror. The Creeping Terror was the alpha of vore, making me wanna kill the director more than ever.

Actually, I heard the film tanked so bad, the director had to run from loan collectors. Har har!

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TheEliCash In reply to TheKoboldNecromancer [2010-08-13 06:03:00 +0000 UTC]

If Tom said that, then he must be psycic! I mean wtf is the problem with vorephiles? Meude, your girlfriend just got eaten by a snake!
Dude:I know, isn't it hot?
Me:

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TheKoboldNecromancer In reply to TheEliCash [2010-08-13 20:46:37 +0000 UTC]

Makes you wanna throw something heavy at them!

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TheEliCash In reply to TheKoboldNecromancer [2010-08-15 01:27:12 +0000 UTC]

Or go all Campbell on them and

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TheKoboldNecromancer In reply to TheEliCash [2010-08-15 07:58:25 +0000 UTC]

Heck, a good car was enough to destroy the monster. Run over em!

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TheEliCash In reply to TheKoboldNecromancer [2010-08-17 23:44:49 +0000 UTC]

How 'bout something that could last longer? Let's say the strongest possible tank, maybe?

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TheKoboldNecromancer In reply to TheEliCash [2010-08-18 10:09:44 +0000 UTC]

You know, those monsters were just people under carpet. A good kick would be enough. Heck, the only reason people were eaten was because they sat there and CLIMBED into his mouth!

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TheEliCash In reply to TheKoboldNecromancer [2010-08-18 16:19:35 +0000 UTC]

Yeah I know; movies were fricken' retarded back then. Heck, there's still some b movies that have the same "dumb chick lets herself get eaten" tactic. There's this one movie where one blonde chick pretty much ran into a (giant worm?) monster and got swallowed.

Me: Dumbass! Watch where you're... too late.

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TheKoboldNecromancer In reply to TheEliCash [2010-08-18 20:47:25 +0000 UTC]

Bad movies will always be funny in a sense, shame MST3K is no longer around.

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TheEliCash In reply to TheKoboldNecromancer [2010-08-18 23:55:10 +0000 UTC]

I was trying to look up their DnD movie parody on youtube, but didn't find it; I did however, found out on fb that they are coming back to bash Twilight.

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TheKoboldNecromancer In reply to TheEliCash [2010-08-19 08:18:58 +0000 UTC]

Cool!

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TheEliCash In reply to TheEliCash [2010-08-13 06:03:37 +0000 UTC]

Crap I screwed up on that...

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Nemesis12 [2008-03-07 04:35:09 +0000 UTC]

It likes like a mutated Pokemon or something. I have yet to see this one, and kudos to the Pete Townshend references (I'm a massive Who fan).

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SupaShana [2008-01-24 22:58:08 +0000 UTC]

They're being attacked by a giant carpet!

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Grizzled-Ink [2008-01-15 07:06:55 +0000 UTC]

A surprisingly stealthy 12 foot long carpet monster. If only people knew how to run back then, and didn't climb into the monsters mouth.

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ManiacalDude [2008-01-04 22:45:28 +0000 UTC]

Oh man, I saw part of that episode, but unfortunately I never got to finish it... I plan to finish it one day, though...

"'Twas Beauty that FED the Beast!!!"

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MermaidloverTyler [2007-12-07 13:03:52 +0000 UTC]

I LOVE this episode, and I love MST3K! THANKS!!

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shinragod [2007-12-05 05:10:33 +0000 UTC]

Oh the horror...the world's slowest,slowest, and SLOWEST monster on Earth devouring people willingly climbing into it's maw. XD What really cracked me up in this movie really was it virtually had NO dialogue, and the main character was the narrator. Also the 'roller rink' organ music added to the hilarity. a painful but wonderfully funny movie to watch. XD

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FixyClary [2007-11-24 20:02:52 +0000 UTC]

I remember how weird the end of this movie was. It was like the Director couldn't decide how to end it so he made up something at the last second.

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FractiousLemon [2007-11-13 13:49:43 +0000 UTC]

I knew which movie this would be solely by the title. "My God! What is it?" One of the most wonderfully uninspired, stilted deliveries in any old film.

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