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This is another thing for Disney Chronicles.

I've combined the quotes written by Phantom-Dragon on FimFiction, with me filling in the parts they didn't write.

[After Robin is captured and Marian begs for his life]

“Marian, my darling,” Robin Hood began. “I love you more than life itself.”

“AWWWW!!” The girls cooed, along with Princess Cadence, while Maid Marian sheds tears of joy.

“Young love,” Prince John chuckled, to which the vixen and friends turned to look anxiously at the lion. “Your please have not fallen upon a heart of stone,” He said, before declaring, “But traitors to the crown must die!”

“Traitors to the crown?!” Robin barked in outrage. “That crown belongs to King Richard!” With that, the fox screamed, “LONG LIVE KING RICHARD!!!”

“LONG LIVE KING RICHARD!!!” The people of Nottingham followed, much to the lion’s dismay and boiling ire.

“ENOUGH!!!!” Prince John roared. “I AM THE KING!!! KING, KING!!!!!” He screamed as he threw a fit and bounced in his throne like a spoiled brat, much to everybody’s shared bewilderment.

“Sheesh, what a crybaby,” Rainbow Dash commented.

“It takes one to know one!” Pinkie grinned, nudging her pegasus friend teasingly, to which Rainbow Dash shot her a stink eye.

“Y’know, there are two words that come to mah mind about ya now,” Applejack began. “Delusional and weirdo. And if I have to say a third. Sad, just sad.”

However, their brief moment of humor was cut short, as the enraged prince shouted, "AH, OFF WITH HIS HEAD!!!!"

The Girls, Spike, Capper, and Cadence gasped as they watched one of the hippos bang a drum and a rhino executioner approach with a large axe!

Everyone in the crowd could only looked on in horror as their hero was about to be beheaded. Non was more upset then Maid Marian. She sniffed and buried her face into Lady Cluck. "Oh, no!" She sobbed, while the hen and Cadence tried to console her.

Suddenly, to everyone's surprise, Prince John shouted, "STOP!!!" The lion had a bug-eyed expression and he was struggling in his seat. "Executioner, STOP!!! Hold your axe!"

Cadence looked over on the other side of Prince John and noticed that "Sir Reginald" and "Lady Apple Jewel" had disappeared.

The two had slipped away in all the commotion and stood directly behind the prince. Little John had grabbed the lion by the collar of his robe and pointed a dagger into his back.

Applejack stood by the bear's side with a smug look on her face. "Good boy," she said, in fuax sweetness. "That's a good little greedy, lowdown, tyrant!" She spat. "Now your gonna do exactly what we say or that there dagger's gonna get real chummy with you're back! Right, Johnny?"

"Yeah!" Little John said, then spoke to the prince, "Okay, hot shot, now tell 'em to untie my buddy or I'll!" He jerked the lion back.

"Sheriff," Prince John called. "Release my buddy-" he was jerked back again.

"Prisoner!" Applejack hissed.

"I mean, release the prisoner!" He corrected.

The Sheriff was shocked, "Untie the prisoner?!" He asked, in surprise.

"You heard what he said, Bushel Britches!" Lady Cluck shouted.

"Sheriff, I make the rules!" Prince John informed, while flailing in his throne, as his big blue robe started to slide off his shoulders, "And since I am the head man- ugh!" He was jerked back again by Little John. "Not so hard, you mean thing!" He whispered back at the bear.

"You better say what we told you to say!" Applejack warned him, as Little John poked the dagger in his back again.

"Let him go!" Prince John cried. "FOR HEAVEN'S SAKES, LET. HIM. GO!!!"

The bewildered guards and Sheriff had no choice but to release Robin Hood, much to Maid Marian's delight.

"WHOA HEEE!!!" Lady Cluck cheered.

"Love Conquers All!" Shouted Cadence, as the all the towns people cheered.

Maid Marian ran from the booth and into the arms of her beloved.

"I owe my life to you, Marian," Robin thanked her.

"I couldn't have lived without you, Robin!" Marian replied as they embraced.

Meanwhile, the rest of the Girls, Spike, and Capper had regrouped.

"Oh thank goodness," Rarity said. "That was too close!"

"And suspenseful!" Added Pinkie.

"I'll say," Spike put in.

"I can't believe Prince John had a change of heart!" Fluttershy said.

"Neither can I?" Twilight said in suspicion.

"Yeah," agreed Rainbow Dash. "Something's up!"

"Hmm?" Capper spoke up. "Has anyone noticed that the fair Duke and Duchess have conveniently vamoussed from the royal booth?" He pointed to the booth and the Girls and Spike noticed that Little John and Applejack weren't there.

Looking at each other, they made their way toward the booth. But little did they know, that someone else in the crowd was also suspicious at Prince John's sudden order to release Robin Hood.

"There's something funny going on around here?" The Sheriff said, and head toward to booth to investigate.

The Girls, Spike, and Capper peeked around and saw Applejack and Little John holding the Prince at dagger point and understood why he told the guards to let the theif go.

"Okay, PJ," Little John said. "Now tell my pal to kiss Maid Marian, or I've just found a new pin cousion!"

Suddenly, the Sheriff appeared on the other side of the booth with a sword! And the two hadn't noticed him. But the others did.

"Oh no!" Twilight cried.

"Behind you!" Pinkie called.

"Girls?" Applejack looked, then she and Little John whipped around to see the Sheriff.

"Why you!" The Sheriff swung his sword, but the two ducked the swing, just in time.

Little John let go of the Prince and punched the wolf in the jaw, knocking him off his feet. Unfortunately, once Prince John was freed, he disregarded his forced order and gave the guards a new one.

“Kill him!” Prince John roared. “Don’t just stand there! KILL HIM!!”

Maid Marian immediately wrapped her arms around Robin Hood, who pulled her closer, as the rhinoceros guards, and several wolves, sprang to life, with their orders clear. To kill the fox outlaw.

“Oh boy, here we go again!” Pinkie Pie shouted, as she and the Merry Men all sprang to life to defend their leader, and his fair lady.

“Hey Alan-a-dale!” Pinkie shouted to the rooster. “Play something upbeat, and catchy for the fight, if you’ll please.” She requested, while tossing a couple of gold coins to the rooster.

“My pleasure,” The rooster complied, as he strums his mandolin to play the fight song.

[Fight On]

“Marian! Run!” Robin Hood ushered to the vixen, who quickly ran off with Lady Kluck and Princess Cadence.

Just then, Little John appeared from the side, with a bo staff in one hand and tossed Robin his sword with the other.

With that, Robin skillfully and quickly parry his blade with the rhinos, while Little John fends off the others with his staff. The great bear blocked a rhino’s attack and shoved him away, before he blocked an axe swing from another. Just then, another rhino appeared and swung his axe towards his stomach. But with quick timing and trusting his gut instinct, Little John evaded the blade, before he blocked the rhinos overhead swing, shoving his opponent off, and landed a strong blow to the rhino’s stomach.

“OW!”

Meanwhile, in the midst of the fight, Prince John stood up, with a sword in one hand at the ready to get Robin Hood from behind.

“Robin! Behind you!” Applejack shouted.

With a quick turn of his body, Robin Hood evaded the sneak attack from the tyrant and skillfully knocked the sword out of his hand.

Disarmed and defenseless, Prince John pleaded, “Don’t hurt me! No, no, don’t hurt me! Help! Help!” With that, the cowardly lion escaped behind the curtains of his box and hid behind a familiar barrel. “KILL HIM!” He ordered to his fighting men.

Applejack could only shake her head in disbelief, “For a royal pain, he’s quite the cowardly lion, ain’t he?”

“More like a bad ol’ Putty Tat,” Pinkie Pie commented, before her pinkie senses went off, and she jumped to evade a rhino.

“Run for it lassie!” Lady Kluck beckoned to both Maid Marian and Princess Cadence, who took their leave. “This is no place for a lady!” The feisty hen picked up the golden arrow, ran up to one of the rhinos from behind and stabbed him in the butt with the arrow.

“AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!” The rhino screamed, as he ran away, clutching his smarten butt.

Suddenly, Lady Kluck’s arm was grabbed by the Sheriff of Nottingham. But before anyone knew it, the hen surprisingly twisted his arm, using his weight against him, she flipped him over her shoulder, and with a crash, he was out cold upon impact to the ground.

“Take that ya scoundrel!” Lady Kluck huffed, throwing his arm over his mouth, before she resumed with the merry men.

“Wow! You’re stronger than ya look! Ya know that?” Applejack complimented the hen.

Amidst the chaos, most of the rhinos had overwhelmed Princess Cadence and held her captive, "Get off of me!" She groaned.

"Help!" Maid Marian called desperately, while running for dear life. "Robin, help!"

"Marian, look out!" Cadence called out, as several of the Sheriff's posse were closing in on the vixen, when Robin Hood suddenly swooped in and saved her.

"Alright! Robin Hood to the rescue!" Pinkie Pie cheered for the fox, watching as he and Maid Marian perched themselves on top of the empty royal box.

"Cuttin' it a little too close, ain't he?" Applejack asked.

Meanwhile, Robin unsheathed his sword with one hand, while he gently took Marian's hand with the other, "Marian, my love, will you marry me?"

"Oh, darling, I thought you'd never ask me!" Marian smiled happily, before both she and Robin Hood fell through the roof and landed in Prince John's abandoned throne. "But you could've chosen a more romantic setting." She playfully chided, while hiding behind the throne, watching Robin fending off the wolves who were after them.

"And for our honeymoon," Robin began as he got behind to push the throne onto the wolves. "London?"

"Yes."

"Normandy?"

"Yes!"

"Sunny Spain?"

"Why not?" With an excited giggle, Maid Marian accepted Robin Hood's hand as they walked down the steps together.

"She said yes!" Pinkie Pie squealed happily. "SHE SAID YES!!"

"Oh, that's great," Applejack began calmly. "Now can we get back to fighting for our lives? Or else there won't be a wedding!!" With that, the girls resumed the fight.

Meanwhile, Twilight came running up to the rhinos, blasting them away before she helped Cadence up, "Cadence, are you alright?"

"Yeah, I'm fine, Twily," Cadence replied. "But we gotta help Robin and Marian! Let's go!"

Somewhere in the chaos, Capper and Spike were evading the swinging blades and axes from the rhinos.

"Wow!" Capper ducked, dodging a blade that cut off of a few of his hairs. "That's what I call a close shave."

"YIKES!" Spike yelped, narrowly dodging another. "Too close!"

"Well, I shouldn't be too surprised," Capper snarked. "I mean, it's a well-known fact that rhinos have bad eyesights," This didn't go unheard for the rhinos. "Yeah, their eyes are so bad, they make bats look far-sighted. They couldn't even find their own reflections in a mirror. They're so near-sighted, they couldn't even see what's in front of their noses. They're so bad at seeing, that when they go to a movie theater, they'll constantly ask, 'has the movie started?'" It didn't take long for Capper to feel a series of warm puff of airs, blowing around him and Spike, that they looked up to see the angry looks from the rhinos.

With a nervous chuckle, Spike asked, "Why the long faces?" Before long, the sound of a little girl screaming filled the air.

Pinkie runs into a tent, before she jumps out, don up in a superhero costume, “It is I! Spider-Mare!”

Applejack looked bewildered, “Uh, Pinkie?”

“THAT’S MISS Pink Spider-Mare to you!” Spider-Mare scowled, before she whispered harshly, “Don’t give away my secret identity, please!” Then, with a flick of her tail, Spider-Mare shoots a sticky, pink fluid from her tail, and zips away. “CANNELLONI-CANNOLI!!!!” She hollered.

Applejack could only shake her head, “That filly’s been reading way too many comics.”

“Excelsior!” Rainbow Dash was heard screaming.

[Fun fact: Even before Stan Lee passed away, “excelsior” had been used by Ashleigh Balls as a catchphrase in her role as Jet Propulsion from Ready Jet Go!]

The rhinos were all charging with their axes pointing at Robin Hood, when a pink ball of dough was hurled and splattered all over one of their face. They all stopped in bewilderment at the strange substance, before the same substance was shot and ensnared their axes. Then, with a firm pull, the rhinos were pulled towards each other and crashed their horns with one another.

Dazed, the rhinos stumble around before another string of pink webbings were shot, ensnaring the one of rhinos’s hands and he ended up punching himself.

“Stop hitting yourself!” Spider-Mare mocked, as she pulled the rhinos’s hands again, punching himself again. “Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself!” Suddenly, her Pinkie senses went off again, and Spider-Mare did a quick backflip to evade the incoming rhino attack.

With a flick of her tail, she shot a string of web at a nearby tent, pulling down on the rhino, blinding him and stopping him.

“He’s all yours Dashie!” Spider-Mare called out to her comrade.

“Got it!” With a flap of her wings, Rainbow Dash dive-bombed at the rhino, landing a punch across the snout, followed by a spinning back kick, then a front kick, before she completes it with a backflip and zooms up for an uppercut.

“Phew! That was awesome Pinkie Pie!” Rainbow Dash complimented.

“Call me Spider-Mare!”

"Ooh, what a main event this is!" Little John chuckled, as he forced several rhino guards into a large tent and continues bash every one of them with his staff.

"Yo! Save some for us!" Rainbow said as she and Applejack jumped into the fray.

At the same time, Lady Kluck came running with Pinkie Pie and Rarity, and a hoard of hippos on their tails, when they too dived into the same tent, which knocked Little John out from the other end.

"What a beautiful brawl!" The bear said, as he charges back into the tent, while unintentionally knocked Rainbow Dash out of the other tent.

"Oh! So you wanna do this the hard way?" Rainbow snarled. "We'll do this the hard way!" With a flap of her wings, Rainbow Dash throws herself back into the tent, and knocked Applejack out.

"Alright, ya pinhead varmints!" The country pony scowled, tipping her hat. "No more Miss Nice Pony!" With that, Applejack gallops at full speed, back into the tent, and knocked both Rarity and Lady Kluck out of the tent.

"Oh! How rude!" Rarity scoffed, with an equally outraged Lady Kluck, who was just as miffed than the unicorn was.

With that, Lady Kluck stabbed one of the guards's buttocks with the golden arrow.

"OW!!" The guards screamed.

Before long, the tent was carried away by a herd of stampeding rhinos and hippos. Little John was the first to poke his head out from the roof, followed by Rainbow Dash, Applejack, and Pinkie Pie.

"What in tarnation?!" Applejack exclaimed. "What's going on?"

"Hey!" Little John shouted. "Who's driving this flying umbrella?"

"RUNAWAY TENT!!!" Most of the merry men and Nottingham villagers all ran for dear lives, desperately trying to get away from the stampede.

Though apparently, Pinkie Pie was obviously enjoying herself, "Raise your arms, Dashie!" Pinkie laughed. "It's a lot more fun when you raised your arms like this! Hahahahahaha!"

Spike and Capper were both running for their lives from the rhinos the cat had insulted, when they noticed the ground beneath them shaking and they looked up to see the incoming tent, charging at them.

"RUN AWAY!!" With that, the two boys, and the rhinos, all ran for dear life, trying to get away from the tent.

Later, at a pie stands, Robin Hood was clashing blades with the Crocodile Captain, who has proven himself to be a more competent adversary, as the towering reptile clashes his sword and backed the fox outlaw towards a stand, before shoving him off his feet with his shield, and held his sword up, ready for a killing blow. Reacting fast, Robin Hood arched his head away, evading the stab, before he got back up to resume his duel, and his conversation with Maid Marian.

"We'll have six children." He said.

"Six?!" She exclaimed, before she swoons, "Oh a dozen at least." She giggled, much to Cadence's bewilderment, who happens to be with the foxes.

Just then, a vulture poked his head up from another stand, and fired an arrow at Robin Hood. Luckily, Robin saw this coming and quickly ducked his head to dodge the arrow, which rebounded off the crocodile's shield, and back at Trigger, who too ducked his head in time.

"Take that!" Maid Marian shouted, throwing a pie at Trigger, resulting a laugh from herself, Cadence, and Robin Hood.

"Yuck," The vulture groaned.

Suddenly, the friends all felt the ground beneath them shook.

"GANGWAY!!" Spike screamed, as he, Capper, and the rhinos ran from behind the stand.

"Marian! Look out!" Robin shouted, lunging towards Marian, shielding her with himself, just as Little John came crashing through with Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, and Applejack, on the runaway tent, picking up the vulture who ended up carrying a stacked up tower of pies, inadvertently lobbed them all in Little John and Pinkie Pie's face.

"Mmmm," Pinkie smiled, as she licked the pie's filling off her face.

The crocodile quickly stood as he tried to get the stampeding rhinos and hippos in order, "Attention everyone!" He announced, but instead got flatten, along with the vulture who fell off.

"Sheesh, Prince John doesn't seem to pay them much," Rainbow Dash snarked. "They hardly paid any attention!"

"Do ho ho ho ho ho ho!" a couple of geezers laughed at the pegasus's joke.

When the Sheriff saw the tent coming straight towards him, he dropped his sword and ran, with the tent right behind him. He ran zig zagged in between all the other tents and past the destroyed royal booth, going around Prince John's throne. The tent picked up the throne as it ran over the booth. Finally, it caught up to the Sheriff, bumping him onto the throne.

"Welcome aboard?" Pinkie said. "TOWER!!! she pointed ahead, and the others saw they were heading straight for one of the towers!

"Time to vamosse, girls!" Little John called, as he jumped off the tent, while Rainbow Dash carried Applejack.

The two elephants at the top held on to each other as they waited for the tent to crash into the tower. But the tent instead went past it. The elephants breathed a sigh of relief, that is, until Pinkie, who was still riding the tent, blew into the tip of her mane and made a loud train whistle. Perplexed by how she did that, the elephants soon saw why she did it, the tent was coming back!

"Enjoy the ride!" Pinkie called, as she shot another pink strand from tail and pulled herself off the tent.

Soon, it crashed through the tower. With some of the stone decorating the Sheriff. Then the tower began to fall. "TIIIIIMMMMMMBERRRRR!!!" Pinkie wailed, as everyone, including Robin, Marian, and Little John ran to avoid the falling stone as the tower collapsed. But thankfully, the elephants had survived.

"Everyone! Back to Sherwood Forest!" Robin shouted, as he took Marian by the hand and together they retreated into the forest with their friends.

"Wait for us!!" Fluttershy shouted, as she and her pony friends followed.

Upon seeing Marian running away, one of the elephants started to blow his trunk, only to be silenced by Lady Kluck.

Nevertheless, Prince John was alerted of Marian's escape as he shouted, "STOP THE GIRL!!" Next thing he knew, an arrow was shot and it hit the lion in the rear end, "OOOOWWWW-"

"Take that you scurvy knave!" Lady Kluck shouted, after hitting the lion on the head with the golden arrow.

Miffed, Prince John ordered, "Seize the fat one!"

[Ost: On Wisconsin]

With that, several of the rhinoceros guards got up as they charged after the hen.

Will (Capper) and Spike both screeched to a stop, "Come on! We gotta help her!" Spike shouted. But both he and the cat were surprised with what they saw next.

As if they're watching a game of football, Lady Kluck elbowed two of the charging rhinos out of the way, before she continued running, as if she was a professional football player.

More rhinos all lunged in for a tackle, but missed, "YEEEEE-HEEE!!" Klucky crowed, having slipped out of their grasps.

"Whoa! Are you seeing this?!" Spike asked, to an equally dumbfounded Will.

"YEAH! GO KLUCKY!" Pinkie Pie cheered, suddenly popping up from out of nowhere.

Nevertheless, the people of Nottingham all cheered for the hen as she continued to dominate the rhinos.

One of the rhino lunged forward in a tackle, but was met with a karate chop to the head from Lady Kluck, followed by another.

"Way to go, Chicken Lady!" Capper cheered, as he, Spike, and Pinkie Pie all did the Raise the Roof chant, "Whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo!"

"Take his head off!" A random elderly woman shouted.

Lady Kluck continued to run through the field, sidestepping to the right when a rhino made a lunge for her, but missed. She kept on running, then sidestepped to the left to evade another tackle. The hen was really dominating the game as all the rhinos tried but failed miserably to catch the fiesta hen.

"YEEEEEE-HEEEE!!!" Lady Kluck cheered.

"YEAH! You're the chicken!" Pinkie Pie cheered excitedly, when Capper's eyes widened.

"Uh, don't count your chickens before they hatch yet!" the cat pointed.

Lady Kluck kept on running, when she was suddenly grabbed by the pants from one of the rhinos.

The surprised chicken quickly leaped to the air, frantically flapping her wings to fly away, while revealing purple bloomers with pink polk-dots, until with a loud pop, she escaped from the rhino's grip and was soaring through the air.

With that, Will Scarlet started holding Spike up, as if he was a baseball mitt, "We got her!" The cat shouted, as he and the dragon ran out to the field to catch the flying hen. At the same time, one of the rhinos was running fast, in his attempt to catch her.

"We got her! We got her! We got her! We got her!" Capper repeatedly shouted.

Then, with a miraculous leap, Will leapt up to the air, and Spike snatched the chicken, just as the rhino almost caught her. The two merry men and hen watched as the rhino slid on the ground, before crashing into the boulder.

"YEAH!!!" The boys cheered, along with Pinkie Pie. "WE WON!!" With that, Spike, Capper, and Pinkie Pie all broke out dancing and chanting, "We. Are. The Merry Men. If we can't do it, no one can! YEAH!!!"

"Long live King Richard!" Lady Kluck cheered. "YEEEE-HEEE!!!"

In response, a volley of arrows were fired, "Uh oh! Time to go!" Spike shouted, as he and Will dived back into the woods, right when Little John poked out from behind a tree and snatched Lady Kluck and Pinkie Pie away, just as the arrows landed.

"Nah nah!" Pinkie Pie taunted. "You missed me, you missed me! Now you gotta kiss me~!" she sang the last part, while shaking her rear to further add injury to the guards' insult. With that, she took her leave.

Humiliated once again, Prince John looked around, "Hiss! Your never around when I need you!"

"Coming, coming!" Sir Hiss's voice echoed from inside the barrel the prince was behind. "Oh, I'm a jolly good fellow! Oh, I'm a jolly good fellow!" Prince John removed the cork and Sir Hiss wriggled out, now drunk from the whine. "Oh! Oh, there you are, old boy! PJ, you won't believe this, but the stork is really Robin Hood!"

"Robin. Hood," Prince John said, seething with rage. Unaware, Sir Hiss nodded. Then roaring in outrage, Prince John grabbed Sir Hiss and tied him to a pole. "Get out of that, if you can!"

Quotes by Phantom-Dragon a.k.a EfernoTheDragon and me.

Applejack posing as Apple Jewel idea by DarkMagicianmon a.k.a Wildcard25.

Description
This is another thing for Disney Chronicles.

I've combined the quotes written by Phantom-Dragon on FimFiction, with me filling in the parts they didn't write.

[After Robin is captured and Marian begs for his life]

“Marian, my darling,” Robin Hood began. “I love you more than life itself.”

“AWWWW!!” The girls cooed, along with Princess Cadence, while Maid Marian sheds tears of joy.

“Young love,” Prince John chuckled, to which the vixen and friends turned to look anxiously at the lion. “Your please have not fallen upon a heart of stone,” He said, before declaring, “But traitors to the crown must die!”

“Traitors to the crown?!” Robin barked in outrage. “That crown belongs to King Richard!” With that, the fox screamed, “LONG LIVE KING RICHARD!!!”

“LONG LIVE KING RICHARD!!!” The people of Nottingham followed, much to the lion’s dismay and boiling ire.

“ENOUGH!!!!” Prince John roared. “I AM THE KING!!! KING, KING!!!!!” He screamed as he threw a fit and bounced in his throne like a spoiled brat, much to everybody’s shared bewilderment.

“Sheesh, what a crybaby,” Rainbow Dash commented.

“It takes one to know one!” Pinkie grinned, nudging her pegasus friend teasingly, to which Rainbow Dash shot her a stink eye.

“Y’know, there are two words that come to mah mind about ya now,” Applejack began. “Delusional and weirdo. And if I have to say a third. Sad, just sad.”

However, their brief moment of humor was cut short, as the enraged prince shouted, "AH, OFF WITH HIS HEAD!!!!"

The Girls, Spike, Capper, and Cadence gasped as they watched one of the hippos bang a drum and a rhino executioner approach with a large axe!

Everyone in the crowd could only looked on in horror as their hero was about to be beheaded. Non was more upset then Maid Marian. She sniffed and buried her face into Lady Cluck. "Oh, no!" She sobbed, while the hen and Cadence tried to console her.

Suddenly, to everyone's surprise, Prince John shouted, "STOP!!!" The lion had a bug-eyed expression and he was struggling in his seat. "Executioner, STOP!!! Hold your axe!"

Cadence looked over on the other side of Prince John and noticed that "Sir Reginald" and "Lady Apple Jewel" had disappeared.

The two had slipped away in all the commotion and stood directly behind the prince. Little John had grabbed the lion by the collar of his robe and pointed a dagger into his back.

Applejack stood by the bear's side with a smug look on her face. "Good boy," she said, in fuax sweetness. "That's a good little greedy, lowdown, tyrant!" She spat. "Now your gonna do exactly what we say or that there dagger's gonna get real chummy with you're back! Right, Johnny?"

"Yeah!" Little John said, then spoke to the prince, "Okay, hot shot, now tell 'em to untie my buddy or I'll!" He jerked the lion back.

"Sheriff," Prince John called. "Release my buddy-" he was jerked back again.

"Prisoner!" Applejack hissed.

"I mean, release the prisoner!" He corrected.

The Sheriff was shocked, "Untie the prisoner?!" He asked, in surprise.

"You heard what he said, Bushel Britches!" Lady Cluck shouted.

"Sheriff, I make the rules!" Prince John informed, while flailing in his throne, as his big blue robe started to slide off his shoulders, "And since I am the head man- ugh!" He was jerked back again by Little John. "Not so hard, you mean thing!" He whispered back at the bear.

"You better say what we told you to say!" Applejack warned him, as Little John poked the dagger in his back again.

"Let him go!" Prince John cried. "FOR HEAVEN'S SAKES, LET. HIM. GO!!!"

The bewildered guards and Sheriff had no choice but to release Robin Hood, much to Maid Marian's delight.

"WHOA HEEE!!!" Lady Cluck cheered.

"Love Conquers All!" Shouted Cadence, as the all the towns people cheered.

Maid Marian ran from the booth and into the arms of her beloved.

"I owe my life to you, Marian," Robin thanked her.

"I couldn't have lived without you, Robin!" Marian replied as they embraced.

Meanwhile, the rest of the Girls, Spike, and Capper had regrouped.

"Oh thank goodness," Rarity said. "That was too close!"

"And suspenseful!" Added Pinkie.

"I'll say," Spike put in.

"I can't believe Prince John had a change of heart!" Fluttershy said.

"Neither can I?" Twilight said in suspicion.

"Yeah," agreed Rainbow Dash. "Something's up!"

"Hmm?" Capper spoke up. "Has anyone noticed that the fair Duke and Duchess have conveniently vamoussed from the royal booth?" He pointed to the booth and the Girls and Spike noticed that Little John and Applejack weren't there.

Looking at each other, they made their way toward the booth. But little did they know, that someone else in the crowd was also suspicious at Prince John's sudden order to release Robin Hood.

"There's something funny going on around here?" The Sheriff said, and head toward to booth to investigate.

The Girls, Spike, and Capper peeked around and saw Applejack and Little John holding the Prince at dagger point and understood why he told the guards to let the theif go.

"Okay, PJ," Little John said. "Now tell my pal to kiss Maid Marian, or I've just found a new pin cousion!"

Suddenly, the Sheriff appeared on the other side of the booth with a sword! And the two hadn't noticed him. But the others did.

"Oh no!" Twilight cried.

"Behind you!" Pinkie called.

"Girls?" Applejack looked, then she and Little John whipped around to see the Sheriff.

"Why you!" The Sheriff swung his sword, but the two ducked the swing, just in time.

Little John let go of the Prince and punched the wolf in the jaw, knocking him off his feet. Unfortunately, once Prince John was freed, he disregarded his forced order and gave the guards a new one.

“Kill him!” Prince John roared. “Don’t just stand there! KILL HIM!!”

Maid Marian immediately wrapped her arms around Robin Hood, who pulled her closer, as the rhinoceros guards, and several wolves, sprang to life, with their orders clear. To kill the fox outlaw.

“Oh boy, here we go again!” Pinkie Pie shouted, as she and the Merry Men all sprang to life to defend their leader, and his fair lady.

“Hey Alan-a-dale!” Pinkie shouted to the rooster. “Play something upbeat, and catchy for the fight, if you’ll please.” She requested, while tossing a couple of gold coins to the rooster.

“My pleasure,” The rooster complied, as he strums his mandolin to play the fight song.

[Fight On]

“Marian! Run!” Robin Hood ushered to the vixen, who quickly ran off with Lady Kluck and Princess Cadence.

Just then, Little John appeared from the side, with a bo staff in one hand and tossed Robin his sword with the other.

With that, Robin skillfully and quickly parry his blade with the rhinos, while Little John fends off the others with his staff. The great bear blocked a rhino’s attack and shoved him away, before he blocked an axe swing from another. Just then, another rhino appeared and swung his axe towards his stomach. But with quick timing and trusting his gut instinct, Little John evaded the blade, before he blocked the rhinos overhead swing, shoving his opponent off, and landed a strong blow to the rhino’s stomach.

“OW!”

Meanwhile, in the midst of the fight, Prince John stood up, with a sword in one hand at the ready to get Robin Hood from behind.

“Robin! Behind you!” Applejack shouted.

With a quick turn of his body, Robin Hood evaded the sneak attack from the tyrant and skillfully knocked the sword out of his hand.

Disarmed and defenseless, Prince John pleaded, “Don’t hurt me! No, no, don’t hurt me! Help! Help!” With that, the cowardly lion escaped behind the curtains of his box and hid behind a familiar barrel. “KILL HIM!” He ordered to his fighting men.

Applejack could only shake her head in disbelief, “For a royal pain, he’s quite the cowardly lion, ain’t he?”

“More like a bad ol’ Putty Tat,” Pinkie Pie commented, before her pinkie senses went off, and she jumped to evade a rhino.

“Run for it lassie!” Lady Kluck beckoned to both Maid Marian and Princess Cadence, who took their leave. “This is no place for a lady!” The feisty hen picked up the golden arrow, ran up to one of the rhinos from behind and stabbed him in the butt with the arrow.

“AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!” The rhino screamed, as he ran away, clutching his smarten butt.

Suddenly, Lady Kluck’s arm was grabbed by the Sheriff of Nottingham. But before anyone knew it, the hen surprisingly twisted his arm, using his weight against him, she flipped him over her shoulder, and with a crash, he was out cold upon impact to the ground.

“Take that ya scoundrel!” Lady Kluck huffed, throwing his arm over his mouth, before she resumed with the merry men.

“Wow! You’re stronger than ya look! Ya know that?” Applejack complimented the hen.

Amidst the chaos, most of the rhinos had overwhelmed Princess Cadence and held her captive, "Get off of me!" She groaned.

"Help!" Maid Marian called desperately, while running for dear life. "Robin, help!"

"Marian, look out!" Cadence called out, as several of the Sheriff's posse were closing in on the vixen, when Robin Hood suddenly swooped in and saved her.

"Alright! Robin Hood to the rescue!" Pinkie Pie cheered for the fox, watching as he and Maid Marian perched themselves on top of the empty royal box.

"Cuttin' it a little too close, ain't he?" Applejack asked.

Meanwhile, Robin unsheathed his sword with one hand, while he gently took Marian's hand with the other, "Marian, my love, will you marry me?"

"Oh, darling, I thought you'd never ask me!" Marian smiled happily, before both she and Robin Hood fell through the roof and landed in Prince John's abandoned throne. "But you could've chosen a more romantic setting." She playfully chided, while hiding behind the throne, watching Robin fending off the wolves who were after them.

"And for our honeymoon," Robin began as he got behind to push the throne onto the wolves. "London?"

"Yes."

"Normandy?"

"Yes!"

"Sunny Spain?"

"Why not?" With an excited giggle, Maid Marian accepted Robin Hood's hand as they walked down the steps together.

"She said yes!" Pinkie Pie squealed happily. "SHE SAID YES!!"

"Oh, that's great," Applejack began calmly. "Now can we get back to fighting for our lives? Or else there won't be a wedding!!" With that, the girls resumed the fight.

Meanwhile, Twilight came running up to the rhinos, blasting them away before she helped Cadence up, "Cadence, are you alright?"

"Yeah, I'm fine, Twily," Cadence replied. "But we gotta help Robin and Marian! Let's go!"

Somewhere in the chaos, Capper and Spike were evading the swinging blades and axes from the rhinos.

"Wow!" Capper ducked, dodging a blade that cut off of a few of his hairs. "That's what I call a close shave."

"YIKES!" Spike yelped, narrowly dodging another. "Too close!"

"Well, I shouldn't be too surprised," Capper snarked. "I mean, it's a well-known fact that rhinos have bad eyesights," This didn't go unheard for the rhinos. "Yeah, their eyes are so bad, they make bats look far-sighted. They couldn't even find their own reflections in a mirror. They're so near-sighted, they couldn't even see what's in front of their noses. They're so bad at seeing, that when they go to a movie theater, they'll constantly ask, 'has the movie started?'" It didn't take long for Capper to feel a series of warm puff of airs, blowing around him and Spike, that they looked up to see the angry looks from the rhinos.

With a nervous chuckle, Spike asked, "Why the long faces?" Before long, the sound of a little girl screaming filled the air.

Pinkie runs into a tent, before she jumps out, don up in a superhero costume, “It is I! Spider-Mare!”

Applejack looked bewildered, “Uh, Pinkie?”

“THAT’S MISS Pink Spider-Mare to you!” Spider-Mare scowled, before she whispered harshly, “Don’t give away my secret identity, please!” Then, with a flick of her tail, Spider-Mare shoots a sticky, pink fluid from her tail, and zips away. “CANNELLONI-CANNOLI!!!!” She hollered.

Applejack could only shake her head, “That filly’s been reading way too many comics.”

“Excelsior!” Rainbow Dash was heard screaming.

[Fun fact: Even before Stan Lee passed away, “excelsior” had been used by Ashleigh Balls as a catchphrase in her role as Jet Propulsion from Ready Jet Go!]

The rhinos were all charging with their axes pointing at Robin Hood, when a pink ball of dough was hurled and splattered all over one of their face. They all stopped in bewilderment at the strange substance, before the same substance was shot and ensnared their axes. Then, with a firm pull, the rhinos were pulled towards each other and crashed their horns with one another.

Dazed, the rhinos stumble around before another string of pink webbings were shot, ensnaring the one of rhinos’s hands and he ended up punching himself.

“Stop hitting yourself!” Spider-Mare mocked, as she pulled the rhinos’s hands again, punching himself again. “Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself!” Suddenly, her Pinkie senses went off again, and Spider-Mare did a quick backflip to evade the incoming rhino attack.

With a flick of her tail, she shot a string of web at a nearby tent, pulling down on the rhino, blinding him and stopping him.

“He’s all yours Dashie!” Spider-Mare called out to her comrade.

“Got it!” With a flap of her wings, Rainbow Dash dive-bombed at the rhino, landing a punch across the snout, followed by a spinning back kick, then a front kick, before she completes it with a backflip and zooms up for an uppercut.

“Phew! That was awesome Pinkie Pie!” Rainbow Dash complimented.

“Call me Spider-Mare!”

"Ooh, what a main event this is!" Little John chuckled, as he forced several rhino guards into a large tent and continues bash every one of them with his staff.

"Yo! Save some for us!" Rainbow said as she and Applejack jumped into the fray.

At the same time, Lady Kluck came running with Pinkie Pie and Rarity, and a hoard of hippos on their tails, when they too dived into the same tent, which knocked Little John out from the other end.

"What a beautiful brawl!" The bear said, as he charges back into the tent, while unintentionally knocked Rainbow Dash out of the other tent.

"Oh! So you wanna do this the hard way?" Rainbow snarled. "We'll do this the hard way!" With a flap of her wings, Rainbow Dash throws herself back into the tent, and knocked Applejack out.

"Alright, ya pinhead varmints!" The country pony scowled, tipping her hat. "No more Miss Nice Pony!" With that, Applejack gallops at full speed, back into the tent, and knocked both Rarity and Lady Kluck out of the tent.

"Oh! How rude!" Rarity scoffed, with an equally outraged Lady Kluck, who was just as miffed than the unicorn was.

With that, Lady Kluck stabbed one of the guards's buttocks with the golden arrow.

"OW!!" The guards screamed.

Before long, the tent was carried away by a herd of stampeding rhinos and hippos. Little John was the first to poke his head out from the roof, followed by Rainbow Dash, Applejack, and Pinkie Pie.

"What in tarnation?!" Applejack exclaimed. "What's going on?"

"Hey!" Little John shouted. "Who's driving this flying umbrella?"

"RUNAWAY TENT!!!" Most of the merry men and Nottingham villagers all ran for dear lives, desperately trying to get away from the stampede.

Though apparently, Pinkie Pie was obviously enjoying herself, "Raise your arms, Dashie!" Pinkie laughed. "It's a lot more fun when you raised your arms like this! Hahahahahaha!"

Spike and Capper were both running for their lives from the rhinos the cat had insulted, when they noticed the ground beneath them shaking and they looked up to see the incoming tent, charging at them.

"RUN AWAY!!" With that, the two boys, and the rhinos, all ran for dear life, trying to get away from the tent.

Later, at a pie stands, Robin Hood was clashing blades with the Crocodile Captain, who has proven himself to be a more competent adversary, as the towering reptile clashes his sword and backed the fox outlaw towards a stand, before shoving him off his feet with his shield, and held his sword up, ready for a killing blow. Reacting fast, Robin Hood arched his head away, evading the stab, before he got back up to resume his duel, and his conversation with Maid Marian.

"We'll have six children." He said.

"Six?!" She exclaimed, before she swoons, "Oh a dozen at least." She giggled, much to Cadence's bewilderment, who happens to be with the foxes.

Just then, a vulture poked his head up from another stand, and fired an arrow at Robin Hood. Luckily, Robin saw this coming and quickly ducked his head to dodge the arrow, which rebounded off the crocodile's shield, and back at Trigger, who too ducked his head in time.

"Take that!" Maid Marian shouted, throwing a pie at Trigger, resulting a laugh from herself, Cadence, and Robin Hood.

"Yuck," The vulture groaned.

Suddenly, the friends all felt the ground beneath them shook.

"GANGWAY!!" Spike screamed, as he, Capper, and the rhinos ran from behind the stand.

"Marian! Look out!" Robin shouted, lunging towards Marian, shielding her with himself, just as Little John came crashing through with Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, and Applejack, on the runaway tent, picking up the vulture who ended up carrying a stacked up tower of pies, inadvertently lobbed them all in Little John and Pinkie Pie's face.

"Mmmm," Pinkie smiled, as she licked the pie's filling off her face.

The crocodile quickly stood as he tried to get the stampeding rhinos and hippos in order, "Attention everyone!" He announced, but instead got flatten, along with the vulture who fell off.

"Sheesh, Prince John doesn't seem to pay them much," Rainbow Dash snarked. "They hardly paid any attention!"

"Do ho ho ho ho ho ho!" a couple of geezers laughed at the pegasus's joke.

When the Sheriff saw the tent coming straight towards him, he dropped his sword and ran, with the tent right behind him. He ran zig zagged in between all the other tents and past the destroyed royal booth, going around Prince John's throne. The tent picked up the throne as it ran over the booth. Finally, it caught up to the Sheriff, bumping him onto the throne.

"Welcome aboard?" Pinkie said. "TOWER!!! she pointed ahead, and the others saw they were heading straight for one of the towers!

"Time to vamosse, girls!" Little John called, as he jumped off the tent, while Rainbow Dash carried Applejack.

The two elephants at the top held on to each other as they waited for the tent to crash into the tower. But the tent instead went past it. The elephants breathed a sigh of relief, that is, until Pinkie, who was still riding the tent, blew into the tip of her mane and made a loud train whistle. Perplexed by how she did that, the elephants soon saw why she did it, the tent was coming back!

"Enjoy the ride!" Pinkie called, as she shot another pink strand from tail and pulled herself off the tent.

Soon, it crashed through the tower. With some of the stone decorating the Sheriff. Then the tower began to fall. "TIIIIIMMMMMMBERRRRR!!!" Pinkie wailed, as everyone, including Robin, Marian, and Little John ran to avoid the falling stone as the tower collapsed. But thankfully, the elephants had survived.

"Everyone! Back to Sherwood Forest!" Robin shouted, as he took Marian by the hand and together they retreated into the forest with their friends.

"Wait for us!!" Fluttershy shouted, as she and her pony friends followed.

Upon seeing Marian running away, one of the elephants started to blow his trunk, only to be silenced by Lady Kluck.

Nevertheless, Prince John was alerted of Marian's escape as he shouted, "STOP THE GIRL!!" Next thing he knew, an arrow was shot and it hit the lion in the rear end, "OOOOWWWW-"

"Take that you scurvy knave!" Lady Kluck shouted, after hitting the lion on the head with the golden arrow.

Miffed, Prince John ordered, "Seize the fat one!"

[Ost: On Wisconsin]

With that, several of the rhinoceros guards got up as they charged after the hen.

Will (Capper) and Spike both screeched to a stop, "Come on! We gotta help her!" Spike shouted. But both he and the cat were surprised with what they saw next.

As if they're watching a game of football, Lady Kluck elbowed two of the charging rhinos out of the way, before she continued running, as if she was a professional football player.

More rhinos all lunged in for a tackle, but missed, "YEEEEE-HEEE!!" Klucky crowed, having slipped out of their grasps.

"Whoa! Are you seeing this?!" Spike asked, to an equally dumbfounded Will.

"YEAH! GO KLUCKY!" Pinkie Pie cheered, suddenly popping up from out of nowhere.

Nevertheless, the people of Nottingham all cheered for the hen as she continued to dominate the rhinos.

One of the rhino lunged forward in a tackle, but was met with a karate chop to the head from Lady Kluck, followed by another.

"Way to go, Chicken Lady!" Capper cheered, as he, Spike, and Pinkie Pie all did the Raise the Roof chant, "Whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo!"

"Take his head off!" A random elderly woman shouted.

Lady Kluck continued to run through the field, sidestepping to the right when a rhino made a lunge for her, but missed. She kept on running, then sidestepped to the left to evade another tackle. The hen was really dominating the game as all the rhinos tried but failed miserably to catch the fiesta hen.

"YEEEEEE-HEEEE!!!" Lady Kluck cheered.

"YEAH! You're the chicken!" Pinkie Pie cheered excitedly, when Capper's eyes widened.

"Uh, don't count your chickens before they hatch yet!" the cat pointed.

Lady Kluck kept on running, when she was suddenly grabbed by the pants from one of the rhinos.

The surprised chicken quickly leaped to the air, frantically flapping her wings to fly away, while revealing purple bloomers with pink polk-dots, until with a loud pop, she escaped from the rhino's grip and was soaring through the air.

With that, Will Scarlet started holding Spike up, as if he was a baseball mitt, "We got her!" The cat shouted, as he and the dragon ran out to the field to catch the flying hen. At the same time, one of the rhinos was running fast, in his attempt to catch her.

"We got her! We got her! We got her! We got her!" Capper repeatedly shouted.

Then, with a miraculous leap, Will leapt up to the air, and Spike snatched the chicken, just as the rhino almost caught her. The two merry men and hen watched as the rhino slid on the ground, before crashing into the boulder.

"YEAH!!!" The boys cheered, along with Pinkie Pie. "WE WON!!" With that, Spike, Capper, and Pinkie Pie all broke out dancing and chanting, "We. Are. The Merry Men. If we can't do it, no one can! YEAH!!!"

"Long live King Richard!" Lady Kluck cheered. "YEEEE-HEEE!!!"

In response, a volley of arrows were fired, "Uh oh! Time to go!" Spike shouted, as he and Will dived back into the woods, right when Little John poked out from behind a tree and snatched Lady Kluck and Pinkie Pie away, just as the arrows landed.

"Nah nah!" Pinkie Pie taunted. "You missed me, you missed me! Now you gotta kiss me~!" she sang the last part, while shaking her rear to further add injury to the guards' insult. With that, she took her leave.

Humiliated once again, Prince John looked around, "Hiss! Your never around when I need you!"

"Coming, coming!" Sir Hiss's voice echoed from inside the barrel the prince was behind. "Oh, I'm a jolly good fellow! Oh, I'm a jolly good fellow!" Prince John removed the cork and Sir Hiss wriggled out, now drunk from the whine. "Oh! Oh, there you are, old boy! PJ, you won't believe this, but the stork is really Robin Hood!"

"Robin. Hood," Prince John said, seething with rage. Unaware, Sir Hiss nodded. Then roaring in outrage, Prince John grabbed Sir Hiss and tied him to a pole. "Get out of that, if you can!"

Quotes by Phantom-Dragon a.k.a EfernoTheDragon and me.

Applejack posing as Apple Jewel idea by DarkMagicianmon a.k.a Wildcard25.