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Published: 2010-06-07 10:51:22 +0000 UTC; Views: 2898; Favourites: 46; Downloads: 144
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Heres my first entry for the Every day mecha contest that kinda fits into the Dark Nova project i am currently working on...Its use, i hope, is self explaining. This is a beer mech... Its used to hall Beer on tap to any and all locations. Be it a county fair or a battlefield, it will bring you fresh beer on tap. This unit is a Guinness brand unit, it comes equipped with chilled glass mugs made from a battle grade ceramic. its pretty much shatterproof and can be used as a weapon if need be, If push comes to shove you can always put an infantry weapon in its glass hand...
"For those thirsty Ahrugan warriors who just don't want to settle with battlefield rations, the Guinness Mech! Guaranteed to deliver the favored beverage of laochra throughout the Confederation to the front lines intact! Complete with molecularly-bonded shatterproof mugs (which can double as melee weapons should the need arise), this handy-dandy vehicle is sure to improve morale!
Guinness Corporation bears no responsibility for subsequent reductions in accuracy of weapons-fire."
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Comments: 30
PhaidrosthePeep [2011-08-11 23:13:42 +0000 UTC]
I want one.....
Ideal for my birthday party, though I live on the third floor. Can it reach that high? Meanwhile , I hope it is guided by some advanced AI with the personality of an Irish Bartender. Any pilot would either have to have some serious work ethics or otherwise be thempted to taste some of the delivery himself...
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Jepray In reply to PhaidrosthePeep [2011-08-12 01:54:08 +0000 UTC]
lol, you know there's a tap in the cockpit just for the driver, and autopilot just in case he gets too tipsy...
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Jepray In reply to KajiTetsushi [2010-06-28 06:20:55 +0000 UTC]
those wheels are part of his feet.... no the driver isn't so drunk that he stepped on a car...
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KajiTetsushi In reply to Jepray [2010-06-28 06:25:17 +0000 UTC]
No, it's just that... wheels are uncommon on today's mechs.
Very uncommon.
The usual impression I get is: As long as you have legs, you're fated to use feet.
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Jepray In reply to KajiTetsushi [2010-06-28 06:27:31 +0000 UTC]
It lets the thing skate, hehe, like a rollerblader of something... never know...
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KajiTetsushi In reply to Jepray [2010-06-28 06:30:30 +0000 UTC]
Yeah, I see. Exactly as what I thought it does.
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JangByung [2010-06-08 00:38:15 +0000 UTC]
guinness... but i wanna krusier mecha XD ,too
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PlasmaFire3000 [2010-06-07 19:18:05 +0000 UTC]
Everyday mecha for the hard-working man? I LOL'd at this idea.
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Jepray In reply to PlasmaFire3000 [2010-06-07 19:31:38 +0000 UTC]
Even a hard-working man needs his break time and beer
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Breandan-OCiarrai [2010-06-07 18:06:14 +0000 UTC]
Ceann amhΓ‘in eile le do thoil! *hic!*
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Jepray In reply to Breandan-OCiarrai [2010-06-07 18:44:41 +0000 UTC]
no clue what that means, but i got a pretty good ideal...
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Breandan-OCiarrai In reply to Jepray [2010-06-07 18:55:34 +0000 UTC]
you want to learn my native language, you have to tap into about half of that mech first. Sober people cannot handle Gaeilge
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Jepray In reply to NEGOXE357 [2010-06-07 18:43:17 +0000 UTC]
hehe, thanks, it was loads of fun
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NEGOXE357 In reply to Jepray [2010-06-08 00:53:51 +0000 UTC]
Maybe you could do "budweiser horses" version of mechas next?
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Jepray In reply to NEGOXE357 [2010-06-08 04:57:03 +0000 UTC]
maybe... currently turning another mech into a true Monster...
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NEGOXE357 In reply to Jepray [2010-06-08 06:50:33 +0000 UTC]
Oooh, would love to see that!
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Jepray In reply to NEGOXE357 [2010-06-08 07:04:35 +0000 UTC]
inking now...maybe tonight, but most likely tomorrow it will be finished
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Jepray In reply to El-Bronco [2010-06-07 16:12:32 +0000 UTC]
Brainstormed a bunch of ideals after i read the contest rules.. and yeah i am known to be fast sketch artist... Thanks
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CreepyTrucky In reply to Jepray [2010-06-08 06:31:55 +0000 UTC]
welcome~!
Now, do a Bailey's mecha hehehehe
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