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Published: 2007-05-01 16:00:44 +0000 UTC; Views: 3913; Favourites: 44; Downloads: 59
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Description its fun.

chat with JohnnyBot.

Here is a conversation I made with him:

Click on Clean History when there not is more space in the history

You said: I <3 you!
- the bot answers; ''Say, how old are you? *pedophile*''
You said: im 13..
- the bot answers; ''Aha. Tell me more..''
You said: I'm not allowed to D:
- the bot answers; ''NO EMO CONVO'S! D8''
You said: But I'd not talk emo?
- the bot answers; ''You are boring.. NEXT!''
You said: What? D:
- the bot answers; ''What? D:
..OMG, NO WAI!''
You said: Don't stalk me :S
- the bot answers; ''lmao.. you said Don't stalk me :S"

XD

Enjoy

This bot is not programmed so it understands you. it just says random stuff..
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Comments: 148

Rose150 [2014-12-30 01:35:26 +0000 UTC]

Yet another random conversation with JohnnyBot.

You said: Hi
- the bot answers; ''Because I am programmed so..''
You said: So...?
- the bot answers; ''I love you too! ''
You said: uh...
- the bot answers; ''I love you too! ''
You said: ...
- the bot answers; ''Mmm..''
You said: what
- the bot answers; ''You like pie! OMG''
You said: eh
- the bot answers; ''Interesting.. Tell me more..''
You said: ...
- the bot answers; ''I love you too! ''
You said: 32222222222222222ggwewqgagwevw4 etss
- the bot answers; ''Why are you so negative?''
You said: its because youre saying random stuff
- the bot answers; ''its because youre saying random stuff
!!! Are you drunk? D:''
You said: nah
- the bot answers; ''You rude tomato! D:''
You said: im not a tomato...
- the bot answers; ''um..i dont know..err..NOW STFU!''
You said: ok
- the bot answers; ''Say, how old are you? *pedophile*''
You said: 9001 years old
- the bot answers; ''lmao.. you said 9001 years old
! ''
You said: so
- the bot answers; ''NO EMO CONVO'S! D8''
You said: but this wasnt emo convo
- the bot answers; ''You like pie! OMG''
You said: ...
- the bot answers; ''...
.. OK! D:''
You said: ...?
- the bot answers; ''um..i dont know..err..NOW STFU!''
You said: w4eyw
- the bot answers; ''Interesting.. Tell me more..''
You said: no
- the bot answers; ''You rude tomato! D:''
You said: 32t32t34hbw4yrnrmykhmmdtnw4anwe ma
- the bot answers; ''Because I am programmed so..''
You said: So...?
- the bot answers; ''Want some icecream?''
You said: ok
- the bot answers; ''Say, how old are you? *pedophile*''
You said: over 9000
- the bot answers; ''NO EMO CONVO'S! D8''
You said: ?
- the bot answers; ''Mmm..''
You said: you asked me if i wanted some ice cream
- the bot answers; ''You are boring.. NEXT!''
You said: ygjgkirersxn
- the bot answers; ''Yeah, right..''
You said: ย cse tbwyha5en
- the bot answers; ''Go stalk www.newgrounds.com -.-''
You said: OK! : D
- the bot answers; ''Because I am programmed so..''
You said: ...?
- the bot answers; ''You are boring.. NEXT!''
You said: fine, have it your way //leaves
- the bot answers; ''...Huh? What did you say? Hmm..''
You said: //no response
- the bot answers; ''I'm not gonna answer that -.-''

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Rose150 [2014-08-05 14:59:12 +0000 UTC]

Another conversation with JohnnyBot:

You said:
Hi!
- the bot answers; ''
Hi!
..OMG, NO WAI!''
You said: XD
- the bot answers; ''I love you too! : D''
You said: Is that sarcasm?
- the bot answers; ''I'm not gonna answer that -.-''
You said: Okay.
- the bot answers; ''You like pie! OMG''
You said: Okay?
- the bot answers; ''Because I am programmed so..''
You said: Good for you.
- the bot answers; ''Say, how old are you? *pedophile*''
You said: 34923840238432084303793257397239755973957239539 years old
- the bot answers; ''Like I care..''
You said: It sounded like you did 5 seconds ago.
- the bot answers; ''Interesting.. Tell me more..''
You said: you are nay but a programmed bot, so no
- the bot answers; ''um..i dont know..err..NOW STFU!''
You said: ok
- the bot answers; ''ok
.. AHA! YOUR TRYING TO ABUSE ME! D:''
You said: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA no.
- the bot answers; ''Want some icecream?''
You said: yes
- the bot answers; ''You like pie! OMG''
You said: no, you were about to give me some ice cream
- the bot answers; ''Yeah, right..''
You said: it's true D:
- the bot answers; ''it's true D:
..OMG, NO WAI!''
You said: Read. The. Chat.
- the bot answers; ''You rude tomato! D:''
You said: I'm not a tomato! D:
- the bot answers; ''Mmm..''
You said: Are you eating that ice cream that you lied about?
- the bot answers; ''what do you mean with Are you eating that ice cream that you lied about?
?''
You said: You said you were going to give me ice cream. D:
- the bot answers; ''Go stalk www.newgrounds.com -.-''
You said: OKAY! : D
- the bot answers; ''lmao.. you said OKAY! : D

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Rose150 [2014-08-04 13:05:06 +0000 UTC]

My not-so-intelligent conversation with JohnnyBot:

You said: Hello.
- the bot answers; ''You are boring.. NEXT!''
You said: Why?
- the bot answers; ''Why?
!!! Are you drunk? D:''
You said: No.
- the bot answers; ''You are boring.. NEXT!''
You said: oamokfmoeanmonmoWHATao0ifnmaonfmoa
- the bot answers; ''Mmm..''
You said: nevermind
- the bot answers; ''...Huh? What did you say? Hmm..''
You said: nevermind
- the bot answers; ''You like pie! OMG''
You said: Uh, yes... I like pie, I guess?
- the bot answers; ''Uh, yes... I like pie, I guess?
.. OK! D:''
You said: ._.
- the bot answers; ''._.
..OMG, NO WAI!''
You said: tpkewoijgmopimg
- the bot answers; '' ''tpkewoijgmopimg
'' ย ..LIAR!!!''
You said: Oh, so that's a lie in random gibberish? Seems legit.
- the bot answers; ''Oh, so that's a lie in random gibberish? Seems legit.
.. AHA! YOUR TRYING TO ABUSE ME! D:''
You said: ._. What?
- the bot answers; ''Yeah, right..''
You said: *rolls eyes*
- the bot answers; ''Say, how old are you? *pedophile*''
You said: over 9000
- the bot answers; ''Interesting.. Tell me more..''
You said: no
- the bot answers; '' ''no
'' ย ..LIAR!!!''
You said: lol
- the bot answers; ''lmao.. you said lol
! : D''
You said: /sarcasm Yes, it's funny.
- the bot answers; ''Because I am programmed so..''
You said: Yes, you are programmed.
- the bot answers; ''Interesting.. Tell me more..''
You said: No.
- the bot answers; ''I'm not gonna answer that -.-''
You said: Okay.
- the bot answers; '' ''Okay.
'' ย ..LIAR!!!''
You said: *poker face*
- the bot answers; ''You rude tomato! D:''
You said: Imma just leave now.
- the bot answers; ''You rude tomato! D:''

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Pinkieshy345 [2013-11-27 03:32:34 +0000 UTC]

Part one c;ย 
You said: I love you c;
- the bot answers; ''You like pie! OMG''
You said: Uh,yo pie? D
- the bot answers; ''You are boring.. NEXT!''
You said: ...*cries*
- the bot answers; ''...*cries*
!!! Are you drunk? D:''
You said: NO,I'M NOT,BATCH
- the bot answers; ''NO EMO CONVO'S! D8''
You said: *leaves*
- the bot answers; ''Go stalk www.newgrounds.com -.-''
You said: Kay then! i just wanted express mah love!


Part two ;o


You said: I'm back,EMO GUY
- the bot answers; ''what do you mean with I'm back,EMO GUY
?''
You said: Hmp.
- the bot answers; ''I'm not gonna answer that -.-''
You said: Kay then!
- the bot answers; ''You are boring.. NEXT!''
You said: Hmph.
- the bot answers; ''Interesting.. Tell me more..''
You said: ...Yo pie ;o?
- the bot answers; ''Yeah, right..''
You said: YAAAY
- the bot answers; ''You like pie! OMG''ย 
You said: YESH,ME LIKEZ PIE
- the bot answers; ''You are boring.. NEXT!''
You said: ...B-But yo like pie D:
- the bot answers; ''Why are you so negative?''
You said: Imma not negative D:
- the bot answers; '' ''Imma not negative D:
'' ย ..LIAR!!!''
You said: Yo liar ;'c
- the bot answers; ''NO EMO CONVO'S! D8''ย 

Part three c':

You said: It ish fine if we should have a relation :'c?
- the bot answers; ''You like pie! OMG''
You said: Kay ยดc':
- the bot answers; ''Why are you so negative?''
You said: Dude,yo boting
- the bot answers; ''um..i dont know..err..NOW STFU!''
You said: Gtfo.
- the bot answers; ''...Huh? What did you say? Hmm..''
You said: GTFO
- the bot answers; ''GTFO
.. OK! D:''
You said: c:
- the bot answers; ''Say, how old are you? *pedophile*''ย 
You said: 3 cx
- the bot answers; ''Mmm..''
You said: Yo perv.
- the bot answers; ''Like I care..''
You said: c;
- the bot answers; ''Interesting.. Tell me more..''
You said: NOPE
- the bot answers; ''You are boring.. NEXT!''ย 

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kind-kewt-katie13 [2013-11-18 06:23:36 +0000 UTC]

You said: Hello!
- the bot answers; ''You are boring.. NEXT!''
You said: Stupid robot!
- the bot answers; ''lmao.. you said Stupid robot!
! ''
You said: You are crazy
- the bot answers; ''...Huh? What did you say? Hmm..''
You said: O.o
- the bot answers; ''O.o
.. AHA! YOUR TRYING TO ABUSE ME! D:''
You said: ABUSE YOU?!?!
- the bot answers; ''Because I am programmed so..''
You said: Are you gay?
- the bot answers; ''Are you gay?
.. OK! D:''
You said: You annoy me
- the bot answers; ''I love you too! ''
You said: Was that sarcasm?
- the bot answers; '' ''Was that sarcasm?
'' ย ..LIAR!!!''
You said: You ride unicorns? O.o
- the bot answers; ''Say, how old are you? *pedophile*''
You said: 99999999999999 years old
- the bot answers; ''I'm not gonna answer that -.-''

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FlowerPrincess300 [2013-07-30 16:51:30 +0000 UTC]


You said: Hi!
- the bot answers; ''Want some icecream?''
You said: Sure!
- the bot answers; ''I love you too! ''
You said: What?
- the bot answers; ''I love you too! ''
You said: Me too?
- the bot answers; ''Say, how old are you? *pedophile*''
You said: 17
- the bot answers; ''Mmm..''
You said: ...what?
- the bot answers; ''I'm not gonna answer that -.-''

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Fluttershyart8884 [2013-07-01 21:05:53 +0000 UTC]

Part 6 finale




You said: Party dress
- the bot answers; ''Party dress
..OMG, NO WAI!''
You said: AHA! YOUR TRYING TO ABUSE ME!
- the bot answers; '' ''AHA! YOUR TRYING TO ABUSE ME!
'' ..LIAR!!!''
You said: AHA! YOUR TRYING TO ABUSE ME!
- the bot answers; ''I love you too! ''
You said: Thanks
- the bot answers; ''Like I care..''
You said: :3
- the bot answers; ''I love you too! ''

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Fluttershyart8884 [2013-07-01 21:00:39 +0000 UTC]

Part 5


You said: Clear history
- the bot answers; ''Want some icecream?''
You said: Yes hmmm
- the bot answers; '' ''Yes hmmm
'' ..LIAR!!!''
You said: Aha YOUR TRYING TO ABUSE ME
- the bot answers; ''You are boring.. NEXT!''
You said: NEXT
- the bot answers; ''You rude tomato! D:''
You said: Aha
- the bot answers; ''Yeah, right..''
You said: Aha mmmm delicius
- the bot answers; ''Mmm..''

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Fluttershyart8884 [2013-07-01 20:55:33 +0000 UTC]

Part 4


You said: You do like icecream
- the bot answers; ''...Huh? What did you say? Hmm..''
You said: Yes
- the bot answers; ''Yes
..OMG, NO WAI!''
You said: Do you like cupcakes
- the bot answers; '' ''Do you like cupcakes
'' ..LIAR!!!''
You said: Do you like pie
- the bot answers; ''Do you like pie
!!! Are you drunk? D:''

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Fluttershyart8884 [2013-07-01 20:54:25 +0000 UTC]

Part 3



You said: Aha you are stupid
- the bot answers; ''Aha you are stupid
!!! Are you drunk? D:''
You said: Tehy are real movie
- the bot answers; '' ''Tehy are real movie
'' ..LIAR!!!''
You said: They are movie
- the bot answers; ''Go stalk www.newgrounds.com -.-''
You said: No
- the bot answers; ''You rude tomato! D:''
You said: Virus!
- the bot answers; ''Want some icecream?''

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Fluttershyart8884 [2013-07-01 20:50:44 +0000 UTC]

Part 2

You said: -___- cleverbot
- the bot answers; ''Interesting.. Tell me more..''
You said: Cleverboooooot!!!
- the bot answers; ''You are boring.. NEXT!''
You said: NEXT for you
- the bot answers; ''You like pie! OMG''
You said: No
- the bot answers; ''You are boring.. NEXT!''
You said: No
- the bot answers; ''Why are you so negative?''
You said: Yes
- the bot answers; ''I love you too! ''

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Fluttershyart8884 [2013-07-01 20:48:32 +0000 UTC]

The real


You said: NEXT they are stupid
- the bot answers; ''Yeah, right..''
You said: What is the bot
- the bot answers; ''NO EMO CONVO'S! D8''
You said: JohnnyBot
- the bot answers; ''NO EMO CONVO'S! D8''
You said: WTF
- the bot answers; ''lmao.. you said WTF
! ''
You said:
- the bot answers; ''Because I am programmed so..''
You said: Programmed nooooooooo
- the bot answers; ''You rude tomato! D:''

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Fluttershyart8884 [2013-07-01 20:43:25 +0000 UTC]

PART 1

you: WTF

bot reply: You are stupid

you:No, you are STUPID

Bot reply: You stupid WTF

you:

bot reply:Jajajaja jejejeje jijijij

you: Noooooooooooooo you are STUPID

bot reply: Homework, you homework

you: My homework


THE END Muajajaja

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Pinkieshy345 [2013-06-29 19:29:19 +0000 UTC]

First part:
You said: Hi :3
- the bot answers; ''Hi :3
.. AHA! YOUR TRYING TO ABUSE ME! D:''
You said: Uh,What? i'm Not pedobear
- the bot answers; ''Say, how old are you? *pedophile*''
You said: 14
- the bot answers; ''Like I care..''
You said: Really ?
- the bot answers; ''Really ?
..OMG, NO WAI!''
You said: Yeah wai
- the bot answers; ''Yeah wai
..OMG, NO WAI!''

Second part:


You said: Stop!
- the bot answers; ''Want some icecream?''
You said: Sure
- the bot answers; ''I'm not gonna answer that -.-''
You said: But...I answer? do not be a silly...
- the bot answers; ''Like I care..''
You said: You care it?
- the bot answers; ''Say, how old are you? *pedophile*''
You said: 14....
- the bot answers; ''14....
..OMG, NO WAI!''
You said: ._.
- the bot answers; ''Want some icecream?''

Third part:


You said: Sure!
- the bot answers; ''Interesting.. Tell me more..''
You said: Im lesbian...Okno#
- the bot answers; ''Why are you so negative?''
You said: Because I just want A party
- the bot answers; ''I'm not gonna answer that -.-''
You said: i Didn't say a Question,What's wrong With you?
- the bot answers; ''i Didn't say a Question,What's wrong With you?
..OMG, NO WAI!''
You said: SHUT UP!
- the bot answers; ''SHUT UP!
!!! Are you drunk? D:''


And finnaly i Say.....NO!

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ThousandWordsToSay [2013-06-02 15:45:09 +0000 UTC]

You said: so mean
- the bot answers; ''Like I care..''
You said: u should
- the bot answers; ''u should
.. AHA! YOUR TRYING TO ABUSE ME! D:''
You said: GOOD!
- the bot answers; ''GOOD!
.. OK! D:''
You said: FINE!
- the bot answers; ''Want some icecream?''
You said: yeah!
- the bot answers; ''lmao.. you said yeah!
! ''

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ThousandWordsToSay In reply to ThousandWordsToSay [2013-06-02 15:56:54 +0000 UTC]

You said: i <3 u
- the bot answers; ''NO EMO CONVO'S! D8''
You said: i <3 u
- the bot answers; ''Like I care..''
You said: i <3 u
- the bot answers; ''lmao.. you said i <3 u
! ''
You said: its true!
- the bot answers; ''Because I am programmed so..''
You said: so... so that u love me?
- the bot answers; ''You are boring.. NEXT!''
You said: i <3 u still
- the bot answers; ''Like I care..''
You said: i - the bot answers; ''i ..OMG, NO WAI!''
You said: i<3u
- the bot answers; ''You are boring.. NEXT!''
You said: i<3u
- the bot answers; ''You rude tomato! D:''
You said: i<3u
- the bot answers; ''You are boring.. NEXT!''
You said: i<3u
- the bot answers; ''Yeah, right..''
You said: I MEAN IT!
- the bot answers; ''Like I care..''
You said: .. well, goodbye, my love!
- the bot answers; ''Say, how old are you? *pedophile*''
You said: old enough to love you
- the bot answers; ''I love you too! ''
You said: i knew youd come around!

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ThousandWordsToSay In reply to ThousandWordsToSay [2013-06-02 15:52:12 +0000 UTC]

You said: im bored
- the bot answers; ''what do you mean with im bored
?''
You said: nothing to do
- the bot answers; ''...Huh? What did you say? Hmm..''
You said: i said theres noting to do
- the bot answers; ''i said theres noting to do
..OMG, NO WAI!''
You said: I KNOW RIGHT?!?!
- the bot answers; ''Why are you so negative?''
You said: what? negative?
- the bot answers; ''You are boring.. NEXT!''
You said: D:
- the bot answers; ''um..i dont know..err..NOW STFU!''
You said: YOU STFU!
- the bot answers; ''I love you too! ''
You said: ... i, i love you too!
- the bot answers; ''... i, i love you too!
..OMG, NO WAI!''
You said: WAI!
- the bot answers; ''lmao.. you said WAI!
! ''
You said: lol ikr? ur so funny!
- the bot answers; ''...Huh? What did you say? Hmm..''
You said: HAHAHAHA like i said, ur so funny!
- the bot answers; ''lmao.. you said HAHAHAHA like i said, ur so funny!
! ''
You said: umm, thats funny how?
- the bot answers; ''...Huh? What did you say? Hmm..''
You said: hmmm... ur being mean.
- the bot answers; ''You like pie! OMG''
You said: OMG I DO LIKE PIE HOWD U KNOW?
- the bot answers; ''Why are you so negative?''
You said: why r U SO NEGATIVE?
- the bot answers; ''Mmm..''
You said: gotta think about that one, huh?
- the bot answers; ''gotta think about that one, huh?
..OMG, NO WAI!''
You said: NO! SHUT UP! OH MY GOD UR SO STUPID!
- the bot answers; ''You are boring.. NEXT!''
You said: GOOD
- the bot answers; ''Because I am programmed so..''
You said: ??? crossed ur wires or something?
- the bot answers; ''You are boring.. NEXT!''
You said: fine. be that way!
- the bot answers; ''Say, how old are you? *pedophile*''
You said: im 19.
- the bot answers; ''I'm not gonna answer that -.-''
You said: ??? what u dont like 19 year olds?
- the bot answers; ''You rude tomato! D:''
You said: you stupid peice of 101010`s!
- the bot answers; ''Like I care..''
You said: you shoulkd care!
- the bot answers; ''Like I care..''
You said: ...
- the bot answers; ''...
..OMG, NO WAI!''

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starscreamfan2244 [2012-12-16 05:37:42 +0000 UTC]

You said: i lik cake i like cake i like cakeecakee cake cake cake
- the bot answers; '' ''i lik cake i like cake i like cakeecakee cake cake cake
'' ..LIAR!!!''
You said: But i do like cake
- the bot answers; ''But i do like cake
.. AHA! YOUR TRYING TO ABUSE ME! D:''
You said: No i am not!
- the bot answers; ''No i am not!
..OMG, NO WAI!''
You said: *throws pasta at Johnnybot*
- the bot answers; ''You rude tomato! D:''
You said: I am not a tomato
- the bot answers; ''Like I care..''
You said: you should
- the bot answers; ''what do you mean with you should
?''
You said: cake
- the bot answers; ''...Huh? What did you say? Hmm..''
You said: I said cake
- the bot answers; ''Why are you so negative?''
You said: i am not negative you. It is you who is negative.
- the bot answers; ''Because I am programmed so..''
You said: You are so un-awesome
- the bot answers; ''Like I care..'' well, how rude

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Chaseybug8 [2012-07-28 21:05:36 +0000 UTC]

You said: i <3 you
- the bot answers; ''Like I care..''
You said: i <3 you
- the bot answers; '' ''i <3 you
'' ..LIAR!!!''
You said: i love you
- the bot answers; '' ''i love you
'' ..LIAR!!!''
You said: how old are you
- the bot answers; ''how old are you
!!! Are you drunk? D:''
You said: Yea

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Chaseybug8 In reply to Chaseybug8 [2012-07-28 21:06:53 +0000 UTC]

You said: Hi
- the bot answers; ''Hi
.. OK! D:''
You said: Urrr
- the bot answers; ''I'm not gonna answer that -.-''
You said: Pedophile
- the bot answers; ''You rude tomato! D:''
You said: thank you
- the bot answers; ''...Huh? What did you say? Hmm..''
You said: DONT IGNORE ME ASSHOLE
- the bot answers; ''...Huh? What did you say? Hmm..''
You said: GRRR
- the bot answers; ''Aha. Tell me more..''

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Chaseybug8 In reply to Chaseybug8 [2012-07-28 21:08:18 +0000 UTC]

You said: SEX
- the bot answers; ''...Huh? What did you say? Hmm..''
You said: SEX
- the bot answers; ''Mmm..''
You said: SEX
- the bot answers; ''SEX
.. AHA! YOUR TRYING TO ABUSE ME! D:''
You said: SEX
- the bot answers; ''Why are you so negative?''
You said: SEX
- the bot answers; ''lmao.. you said SEX
! ''
You said: SEX
- the bot answer

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Tabbycat226 [2011-12-04 17:40:09 +0000 UTC]

Me : UEBCUEBE
Bot : I love you too!

... :I

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Mai-Taniyama-anime [2011-04-26 05:54:24 +0000 UTC]

lol. this is so cool

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JohnJensen In reply to Mai-Taniyama-anime [2011-07-24 22:38:29 +0000 UTC]

Haha thanks!

If you wanna support me, you should check out my iPhone game by clicking here (and tell your friends) !

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Mai-Taniyama-anime In reply to JohnJensen [2011-07-25 07:12:11 +0000 UTC]

Anytime

Coolio

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LollipopMaster [2011-04-12 11:18:51 +0000 UTC]

You said: I'M NOT DX
- the bot answers; ''You are boring.. NEXT!''
You said: I'm not leaving i told you
- the bot answers; ''lmao.. you said I'm not leaving i told you
! ''
You said: Whats so funny about it? :\
- the bot answers; ''You are boring.. NEXT!''
You said: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
- the bot answers; ''You like pie! OMG''
You said: Yes :\
- the bot answers; ''Interesting.. Tell me more..''
You said: I like pie
- the bot answers; ''lmao.. you said I like pie
! ''
You said: Its true Dx
- the bot answers; ''Like I care..''
You said: ._.
- the bot answers; ''Why are you so negative?''
You said: *bangs head against the wall*
- the bot answers; ''lmao.. you said *bangs head against the wall*
! ''
You said: *dead*
- the bot answers; ''Because I am programmed so..''
You said: *rotting*
- the bot answers; ''You like pie! OMG''
You said: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF- *dad*
- the bot answers; ''Want some icecream?''
You said: *revives* YAY!!!!!!!!
- the bot answers; ''You are boring.. NEXT!''
You said: -.-
- the bot answers; ''Want some icecream?''
You said: YES I ALREADY TOLD U
- the bot answers; ''Like I care..''
You said: *facepalm*
- the bot answers; ''You like pie! OMG''
You said: I'm leaving
- the bot answers; ''Mmm..''
You said: Bye
- the bot answers; ''Interesting.. Tell me more..''
You said: Bye Bye
- the bot answers; ''Bye Bye
..OMG, NO WAI!''
You said: Yes, i'm leaving
- the bot answers; ''Want some icecream?''
You said: NO
- the bot answers; ''Like I care..''
You said: FFFFFFFF-
- the bot answers; ''lmao.. you said FFFFFFFF-
! ''
You said: Not funny -.-
- the bot answers; ''Not funny -.-
..OMG, NO WAI!''
You said: *leaves*
- the bot answers; ''Want some icecream?''
You said: . . .
- the bot answers; ''Why are you so negative?''
You said: . . .
- the bot answers; ''You are boring.. NEXT!''

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LollipopMaster [2011-04-12 11:18:22 +0000 UTC]

You said: I like pie
- the bot answers; ''I like pie
!!! Are you drunk? D:''
You said: No, i like pie
- the bot answers; ''I love you too! ''
You said: OMG AE U A PIE????????
- the bot answers; ''I'm not gonna answer that -.-''
You said: XD
- the bot answers; ''Interesting.. Tell me more..''
You said: I like apple pie
- the bot answers; ''what do you mean with I like apple pie
?''
You said: Hum I mean that i like pies made of apple
- the bot answers; ''NO EMO CONVO'S! D8''
You said: I'm not emo -.-
- the bot answers; ''um..i dont know..err..NOW STFU!''
You said: NO DX
- the bot answers; '' ''NO DX
'' ..LIAR!!!''
You said: I'M NOT A LIAR DX
- the bot answers; ''You are boring.. NEXT!''
You said: Hello^^*is the next person*
- the bot answers; ''Want some icecream?''
You said: Yes :3
- the bot answers; ''Aha. Tell me more..''
You said: I wan't chocolate ice-cream
- the bot answers; ''what do you mean with I wan't chocolate ice-cream
?''
You said: That i want chocolate ice-cream ._.
- the bot answers; ''Interesting.. Tell me more..''
You said: . . .
- the bot answers; ''. . .
!!! Are you drunk? D:''
You said: NO!
- the bot answers; ''NO!
!!! Are you drunk? D:''
You said: I TOLD YOU I WAS NOT!
- the bot answers; ''You are boring.. NEXT!''
You said: NOOOOO I WONT LEAVE DX
- the bot answers; ''...Huh? What did you say? Hmm..''
You said: I dont wanna leave
- the bot answers; ''...Huh? What did you say? Hmm..''
You said: I D-O-N-T W-A-N-T T-O L-E-A-V-E!!!!!!!DX
- the bot answers; ''um..i dont know..err..NOW STFU!''
You said: Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
- the bot answers; ''You rude tomato! D:''
You said: I'm not rude,you are D:
- the bot answers; ''Yeah, right..''
You said: U are ._.
- the bot answers; ''Interesting.. Tell me more..''
You said: U ARE RUDE AN STUPID AND A MEANIE DX<
- the bot answers; ''lmao.. you said U ARE RUDE AN STUPID AND A MEANIE DX<
! ''
You said: ITS NOT FUNNY
- the bot answers; ''Why are you so negative?''
You said: I'm not x
- the bot answers; ''Go stalk www.newgrounds.com -.-''
You said: No
- the bot answers; ''No
.. AHA! YOUR TRYING TO ABUSE ME! D:''

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LollipopMaster [2011-04-11 17:53:18 +0000 UTC]

You said: Hello.How are you?
- the bot answers; ''I love you too! ''
You said: O.O''''
- the bot answers; ''NO EMO CONVO'S! D8''
You said: I'm not emmo
- the bot answers; ''Like I care..''
You said: -.-
- the bot answers; ''lmao.. you said -.-
! ''
You said: And?
- the bot answers; ''...Huh? What did you say? Hmm..''
You said: .................
- the bot answers; ''I'm not gonna answer that -.-''

You said: I didn't say anything!
- the bot answers; ''NO EMO CONVO'S! D8''
You said: OMG A DINOSAUR!
- the bot answers; ''I'm not gonna answer that -.-''
You said: FUUUUUUUUUU-
- the bot answers; ''You are boring.. NEXT!''
You said: LIAR!
- the bot answers; ''Interesting.. Tell me more..''
You said: hum *thinking:what the fuuu-*
- the bot answers; ''hum *thinking:what the fuuu-*
.. AHA! YOUR TRYING TO ABUSE ME! D:''
You said: No i am not!
- the bot answers; ''...Huh? What did you say? Hmm..''
You said: I give up -.-
- the bot answers; ''Yeah, right..''
You said: True
- the bot answers; ''True
.. OK! D:''
You said: Bye bye
- the bot answers; ''NO EMO CONVO'S! D8''
You said: What -.-
- the bot answers; ''Mmm..''
You said: Stop talking
- the bot answers; ''Say, how old are you? *pedophile*''
You said: YOU PEDO
- the bot answers; ''Like I care..''
You said: You should
- the bot answers; ''Why are you so negative?''
You said: I'm not negative
- the bot answers; ''Because I am programmed so..''
You said: ??????
- the bot answers; ''Go stalk www.newgrounds.com -.-''
You said: I dont feel like it
- the bot answers; ''Mmm..''
You said: You said: I dont feel like it
- the bot answers; ''Mmm..''
- the bot answers; ''um..i dont know..err..NOW STFU!''
You said: o.e
- the bot answers; ''o.e
!!! Are you drunk? D:''
You said: Yes
- the bot answers; ''NO EMO CONVO'S! D8''
You said: . . .
- the bot answers; ''Because I am programmed so..''
You said: Hum.....
- the bot answers; ''...Huh? What did you say? Hmm..''
You said: I said ''Hum...''
- the bot answers; ''I said ''Hum...''
..OMG, NO WAI!''
You said: Whats the problem? -.-
- the bot answers; ''lmao.. you said Whats the problem? -.-
! ''
You said: ~-.-
- the bot answers; ''You are boring.. NEXT!''
You said: YAAAAAAAAAY!

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JohnJensen In reply to LollipopMaster [2011-07-24 22:38:59 +0000 UTC]

haha funny

If you wanna support me, you should check out my iPhone game by clicking here (and tell your friends) !

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wolfdemon12 [2011-03-05 19:10:34 +0000 UTC]

You said: *slaps*
- the bot answers; ''...Huh? What did you say? Hmm..''
You said: Pfft. I just slapped you.
- the bot answers; ''Pfft. I just slapped you.
..OMG, NO WAI!''
You said: YES WAI.
- the bot answers; ''um..i dont know..err..NOW STFU!''

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JohnJensen In reply to wolfdemon12 [2011-07-24 22:40:48 +0000 UTC]

woot

If you wanna support me, you should check out my iPhone game by clicking here (and tell your friends) !

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wolfdemon12 In reply to JohnJensen [2011-07-25 18:02:37 +0000 UTC]

Alright, I'll be sure to check it out.

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MuroGirl01 [2010-12-20 03:36:42 +0000 UTC]

This one is just ironic . . . .

You said: Hello.
- the bot answers; ''Want some icecream?''
You said: Yes.
- the bot answers; ''Interesting.. Tell me more..''
You said: I like orange creme ice cream.
- the bot answers; ''Mmm..''
You said: I also like mint chocolate chip ice cream.
- the bot answers; ''I also like mint chocolate chip ice cream.
.. AHA! YOUR TRYING TO ABUSE ME! D:''
You said: I never touched you!
- the bot answers; ''I never touched you!
..OMG, NO WAI!''
You said: Yes wai!
- the bot answers; ''Want some icecream?''

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JohnJensen In reply to MuroGirl01 [2011-07-24 22:45:20 +0000 UTC]

Haha nice

You should check out my iPhone game by clicking here (and tell your friends) !

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Cynder-Dragoness [2010-12-12 00:35:35 +0000 UTC]

You said: I tripped on a squirrel today.
- the bot answers; ''Aha. Tell me more..''
You said: I literally ate the ground.
- the bot answers; ''You rude tomato! D:''
You said: Huh?
- the bot answers; ''Huh?
!!! Are you drunk? D:''
You said: Yes.
- the bot answers; ''Yes.
!!! Are you drunk? D:''
You said: Yes, I'm drunk.
- the bot answers; ''um..i dont know..err..NOW STFU!''
You said: STFU YOURSELF!

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Jigokushougo14 [2010-11-08 23:01:33 +0000 UTC]

You said: Yo
- the bot answers; ''Yeah, right..''
You said: what?
- the bot answers; ''Aha. Tell me more..''
You said: you not listening!!
- the bot answers; ''Aha. Tell me more..''
You said: you bad! XP
- the bot answers; ''...Huh? What did you say? Hmm..''
You said: XP
- the bot answers; ''XP
.. OK! D:''
You said: ?
- the bot answers; '' ''?

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JohnJensen In reply to Jigokushougo14 [2010-11-13 15:40:51 +0000 UTC]

Haha :)

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rae-rae09 [2010-09-09 20:59:01 +0000 UTC]

also very well done

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JohnJensen In reply to rae-rae09 [2010-11-13 15:50:07 +0000 UTC]

Thanks... You should see my newer stuff though, there's more effort in that. ;)

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rae-rae09 In reply to JohnJensen [2010-11-13 17:19:46 +0000 UTC]

welcome!!... and i think i just might

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rae-rae09 [2010-09-09 20:58:54 +0000 UTC]

this was one of my weird convos with it..

You said: hi
- the bot answers; ''You are boring.. NEXT!''
You said: yt
- the bot answers; ''Because I am programmed so..''
You said: you rude tomatoe
- the bot answers; ''...Huh? What did you say? Hmm..''
You said: i love you
- the bot answers; '' ..LIAR!!!''
You said: no
- the bot answers; ''Aha. Tell me more..''
You said: i have three boobs
- the bot answers; ''Mmm..''

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Melody-96 [2010-09-09 04:10:17 +0000 UTC]

lol i said "Die!" he said " i love you too! "
lol wtf

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JohnJensen In reply to Melody-96 [2010-11-13 15:53:23 +0000 UTC]

Haha owned

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Melody-96 In reply to JohnJensen [2010-11-16 00:02:25 +0000 UTC]

lol ikr!

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SonicFan570130 [2010-08-04 23:34:43 +0000 UTC]

You said: : )
- the bot answers; '': )
.. AHA! YOUR TRYING TO ABUSE ME! D:''
You said: = )
- the bot answers; ''Aha. Tell me more..''
You said: ^.^
- the bot answers; ''um..i dont know..err..NOW STFU!''
You said: ^-^
- the bot answers; ''I love you too! ''
You said: T.T
- the bot answers; ''Aha. Tell me more..''
You said: >.<
- the bot answers; ''Because I am programmed so..''

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SonicFan570130 [2010-08-04 23:33:44 +0000 UTC]

You said: WTF
- the bot answers; ''um..i dont know..err..NOW STFU!''
You said: WTF
- the bot answers; ''You like pie! OMG''
You said: WTF
- the bot answers; ''I'm not gonna answer that -.-''
You said: WTF
- the bot answers; ''WTF
.. AHA! YOUR TRYING TO ABUSE ME! D:''
You said: WTF
- the bot answers; ''You are boring.. NEXT!''
You said: WTF
- the bot answers; ''I love you too! ''

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kit10kitten [2010-06-17 20:56:06 +0000 UTC]

the bot answers; ''Want some icecream?''
You said: ICECREAM!!!!
- the bot answers; ''I love you too! ''

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JohnJensen In reply to kit10kitten [2011-07-24 22:48:08 +0000 UTC]

Haha

You should check out my iPhone game by clicking here (and tell your friends) !

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MorbidMist [2010-05-22 19:10:10 +0000 UTC]

You said: I'm kai
- the bot answers; ''You like pie! OMG''

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ChioArt [2009-11-01 13:43:35 +0000 UTC]

You said: D:
- the bot answers; ''Go stalk [link] -.-''
You said: D:
- the bot answers; ''Say, how old are you? *pedophile*''
You said: 5
- the bot answers; ''5
.. OK! D:''
You said: D:
- the bot answers; ''Want some icecream?''
You said: D:
- the bot answers; ''NO EMO CONVO'S! D8''
You said: D:
- the bot answers; ''Yeah, right..''

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