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No, that's fine guys. I'll just tackle the mission objective on my own. You go chase your kills and cost us the match. It's good. Once we're done here, I'm gonna find where you live and murder you in your sleep.Related content
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Overwatch, TF2, Warcraft, etc...in almost any form of PvP, there will always be those shitweasels to whom the only glory in the game is the Kill.
If it's a Deathmatch/Arena?Β FINE.Β Are there objectives?Β FOCUS ON THE GODDAMN OBJECTIVES.Β ...fucking Warsong Gulch flashbacks.Β "You have the flag?Β Okay, the rest of the team's in the middle of the field, having a circle-jerk while the rival team stalks you down."
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lol I love how you don't even have to mention the game...
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I know the feeling, given I like to play Lucio or Mercy.Β
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Is overwatch getting to you Jackyboy?
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I receently had a game where I played as Reinhardt, walked past the enemy without Β any resistance and ended up on the control point Β where I captured 90% of the objective before the first enemy showed up to fend me off. I was really offended since I couldn't believe that they would not attack the giant, German knight and assumed they just didn't want to associate with riff-raff. Very impolite!
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When I play Destiny, getting kills is kind of the point.
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You know it's gone tops-down when a Sniper has to push.
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That brings me back to a scenario in ARMA 3 where my supposed grenadier tried to destroy a tank with his grenade launcher... If I could, I would crucify that dumbass in a way that would impress Jesus Christ.
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I've had a mixed bag of good and bad teammates, leaning towards the better. I can totally sympathize, though, as I've felt the same way you do on many occasions.Β
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and you did not even had to mention the game, yet still we all know wich one it is right XD
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Every fucking MOBA ever. GUYS, THEYRE DESTROYING BOT LANE DOWN TO THE FUCKING NEXUS, IM SURE ARGUING OVER WHO NEEDS BLUE IS IMPORTANT BUT MAYBE DEFENDING IS SLIGHTLY MORE IMPORTANT RIGHT AT THIS MOMENT IN TIME.
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How are you going to find them irl if they are THAT ninja? XD
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Ah, yes -- the people who treat multiplayer as singleplayer along with everyone else doing their own thing.
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Sounds like League of Legends or Dota 2 or Heroes of the Storm.
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...*deep breath*...Yes.
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You seem slightly frustrated...? *runsforcover*
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Reminds me of when I played BF2, switched the ARMA 2... Things can go to shit faster in ARMA than BF2 especially fighting on PvP maps. Here's one for you that cost us about twenty deaths: Send ONE... Just ONE teammate to scout their holdout area. Discharges his gun immediately before the team is in place, gives away the attack. We took the objective anyway, costly but we won, raging gun and vehicle battle up the side of a forested mountain.
Nothing however beats the idiots who do something insanely stupid and you call them on it and the come across the microphone and you can hear them stuffing their face, drinking, rattling bags, talking to someone else and in general have a "conversation" that goes like this: *snarf snarf snarf* But I *snarf snarf slurp slurp* was busy *snarf *snarf* couldnt tell you (on and on) that they were flanking us and it was my one job on earth to watch that one side but I was too busy eating, drinking and talking to someone on my phone to tell you. Oops, sorry.
I do not play FPS online anymore or any online game at all. I used the "kick from team" button till it broke. I could chew someones ears off with stories.
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That artist-comment is the best thing about it all.
I don't understand the kill-crazyness some people seem to have. I'm much for for actually winning the mission. Since that is usually the goal of a game.
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Oh suck it up, next time think how would you feel when you abbandon strong position to go tosomeones help because he fucking called for it and then he runs away.
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Tell me about it. In Overwatch I constantly get gold medals on Most Eliminations, Most Damage Done, Most Eliminations on Objective and Most Time on Objective as THE TANK! How is it possible that I get the most kills as the tank when the rest of my team are playing heroes explicitly and specifically designed to get kills? They really need to tighten up the matchmaking in that game, I feel like.
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RIGHT.FUCKING.WITH.YOU MAN!
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#overwatch #counterstrike Β :')Β
Love this.. it's so real! ,_,
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I feel you, man it can be so frustrating.Β It's like why do you guys even bother playing then? Just play a game that suits your ri-DONK-culousnessΒ Β
It's like go fun yourself somewhere else then.Β
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I know that rage all to well when your dealing with people who care for their KDR the most. You need friends or people you trust to play with to complete the objective. In Overwatch, my team had two ransoms...idiots choose both McCree or Genji...I severely wanted to bitch slap them from their monitors for costing the match.
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Classical online multiplayer rage. If you havn't experienced it you havn't played online.
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Never again. Never again I will play a team based shooter. Worst communities and people meet there. It's like Shitty kids land.
Besides that Blizzard has launched a SO agressive campaing for the fucking Overwatch...
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And, that's why people should never play online with other players, if they take the game's objectives seriously. Β GTA San Andreas was a great game, because it allowed you and your mate to fuck around for hours on end, shooting up pedestrians and vehicles whilst flying about in your flying car.
If theΒ other players can't be arsed to play the game properly, why should you? Β Why bother learning where they live, when you can knife them in the back and give them shit rankings for thousands of other players to see?
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Every team based game in a nutshell. TF2, League of Legends and the new recently Overwatch aparently.
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Looks like someone has been playing Overwatch...
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I know this feeling all too well. I'm guessing you don't want to trade battle.net names so we can play together? When I go support I typically go Lucio, so I kinda have to stick around.
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I feel you 
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I see someone has been playing Overwatch....
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That's basically my team on Payload and Payload race.....
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remind's me of me inΒ the post-match breakdown when I use'd to play paintball.Β Β
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Been there, went into a berserker fury, solo won a match by being that pissed off. Rest of the team called me a noob despite me scoring ALL of the points and having the highest kill count.
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Yep. Happens a lot when playing solo in team games.
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XD Oh man if I had a quarter for for every time that happened.
Great work Jack! ^^
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This is me playing TF2 and Overwatch
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This is me with Halo games almost EVERY SINGLE DAY! Good on you for capturing my utter rage.
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All the time I mean this game is an teamgame with objectives God damit it has no Deathmatch Mode
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Yep.... this happened once.... only thing was the whole team was Genji and I was the Mercy. (true story)
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Then they ask me why I left online gaming long ago ( mostly because when the day after, I got to go to work, the team leader wanted for all of us to be up at 3AM )
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Been there many times, especially on defense it seems.."whelp up to my turret and my rivetgun to defend this point all by my lonesome"
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Oh my, feeling a little bit extra British today?Β Does somebody need an Overwatch break?
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