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No, that's fine guys. I'll just tackle the mission objective on my own. You go chase your kills and cost us the match. It's good. Once we're done here, I'm gonna find where you live and murder you in your sleep.Related content
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This. This is how I usually feel when I play Destiny with my idiot brother.
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Jollyjack, you speak to my soul. You speak to the greater essence of mankind. Please never stop being you.
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welcome to competitive gameplay.
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The best teams are where they keep running into the Bastion THAT HASN'T MOVED AN INCH.
In reaction to your current Seq. Art: to be fair, Pip is only Level 1 with a (questionably) functioning Pip-Boy. He didn't even go through his G.O.A.T.s and finalize his S.P.E.C.I.A.L.S. at all.
Oh, I see what you did there. Apparently I'm behind all the in-jokes.
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This is why I don't play support when I solo queue any more.
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I bet 1.2 internets this was overwatch.Β
I will probably lose that bet but ef it
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NO, no, no.....
Find out where they live....
....and force them to eat their own families.
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I have to say that I have felt the same way many times when playing World of Warcraft, whether its in Battlegrounds, LFG, and ESPECIALLY LFR, I cannot stand people who don't even put any effort into playing the game the way its meant to be played.
WoW is especially rife with such idiots and douches who either don't know what they are doing and don't bother to ask and/or don't care about doing things correctly, or who just sit back and watch as the rest of us do what has to be done and cause us to f*&%ing wipe over and over again until most of the people in the group have either left or started organizing things to kick the lemmings and dead weight out of the group...and IF you are lucky then you get people in the group who actually do things right and we succeed.
At the end of all that bullshit is when I just want to turn the game off, crawl into bed and scream into a pillow until my throat is sore...or hunt the bastards down one by one and strangle them in their sleep to alleviate my rage.
"Who are you?!"
"SILENCE!"
"mmmmm!"
"Shhhhh, let the sweet embrace of death claim your wretched life!"
(Maniacal Smile)
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"No no, you guys just go camp their spawn while I as a single Mei watch the point. Oh you all died and they rushed me, killed me, and took the point, but at least you all uped your kill count right?" I know your pain man.
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Team-mates: "Where were you when we were getting ganked!!!? Why weren't you watching our backs!!!?"
Me; "Doing the objective... you know. Trying to actually win the match."
Team-mates (as one) "You can do that now?"
"... I swear if I ever meet you guys at a con, security's going to be confused at the three people beaten to death with their own spines."
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That must have been the same team I was playing with earlier!!!
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As a mercy main... this is all too true.
"Yo I'm being attacked, kill them!"
*entire team focused on this one Reinhardt that strayed into ranged while I'm being shurikened/frozen/flashbanged/shotgunned and I have no one to fly too*
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As a Reinhardt main I always try to protect Mercy.
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Good, granted the higher lvls do try to protect their medics, there is the times where they completely ignore the fact they're being shot at.
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Yeah, It happen to a few times I play Mercy.
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This. This was most of bad company 2 matches. Bunch of kids wanting their "k/d ratio' more than the objective themselves. And now in overwatch as I main Reinhardt being the tanky guy absorbing the bullets and my team-mates dont even pick off the targets that I aggro'd. Nope gotta genji/assassin creed/360 no scope everything.Β
And people wonder why Bastion always gets the MVP cam. BECAUSE THEY KEEP RUNNING INTO HIS BULLETS!Β
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This is perfect, it goes with me motto: "If you got to get something done, you got to do it yourself because everyone else on the team doesn't care."
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OMG! I know, every fucking time man.
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Oh I guess you'll love the new Weekly Brawl in Overwatch then?
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Too real, JJ, too real. ;~;
And too familiar!Β
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Aww yes. The 'stat race syndrome', Β gotta kill them all. Never mind that taking and holding the objective wins the game. 'I gotta pad my kill ratio!!'Β Casuals don't seem to care about winning the game as all as they kill'em all. phht Losers (literary)
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No no no! It's the opposite. It's the "hardcore" gamers who think high stats mean you're better at the game than all the noobs. Nope if you keep winning your better. I'd rather have a high win ratio with a bad kill to death ratio. Sometimes you just have to draw the fire away so the team can complete the objective. Yes you'll die but when you win, it was worth it.
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Please take a break from dealing with those people and play some more Minecraft. I have been waiting for a new episode.
Losing Steve's head didn't seem as stressful as playing Overwatch.
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You've managed too catch the purest essence of Overwatch in one image. Good show.
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i bet they were all on lunch break considering how frequently it's noontime on that game.
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"Durrr, da point of da game is to kill people, right? Every multiplayer shooter is Call'a Doody, isn't it?"
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*snerks* "You said Doody."
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Angry hamster.
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lmao its like you are playing league of legends
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Yeah...that's pretty much my entire beef with Overwatch, it's not liek they allow you to play solo...and most of the players I've ever run across before are jerks.
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So many team based games... so few team based players....
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People are trying to guess which game you're talking about, and I'm like "does it matter"? Whether it's a team that's 50% Snipers and Spies in TF2, everyone picking Defense characters when attacking in Overwatch, or players who are either clueless newbies or unhelpful snobby veterans in pretty much every MOBA ever, anyone who's played online multiplayer has had to deal with this kind of thing.
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wahey!
no one's ever made this joke before!
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