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jollyjack — How to play Bioshock
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Very, very pretty game......and the first to have made me jump since Resident Evil 4.Related content
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I remember, that when I started demo for first time I was sitting in water for about 3 minutes waiting for cgi intro to end... and after that realized, that I'm actually in game
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I opened a locker on the game and a dead body fell out...I nearly pissed my pants!!!
and the F*cking game cheats like an old woman at bridge.....
hmmmm.. I can't help but wonder...what would have happened if he had said, "Now, Would you kindly FVCK OFF!?!?"
hmmmmmm.......
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Not a single mention of Atlas' glorious accent?
Still good tho'
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Three words: "Would you kindly?"
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You promised me pretty steinman...you promised me pretty. now look at me...LOOK AT MEE!!!
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would you kindly make more 'how to play ___' plz
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Big Daddies, they're even more scary once you see what they're made of
here's how to play bioshock and crap yourself at the same time
1. buy bioshock
2.get a bucket and some toilet paper
3.turn off ALL lights (yep the sun counts)
4.this won't work if you live with your parents or anyone else for that matter
ENJOY!!!!
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BTW: Am I the only one to think Ryan must still be alive at the end of the game? I mean, those Vita-Chamber things keep re-incarnating your character through the whole game; why not him?
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Well, SOMETHING was still alive.
[link] Viral marketing for the sequel! Yay!
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The final boss was a disappointment as soon as you realize the Little Sisters leave health and heat-seeking RPGs for you when you need it the most.
I had tried at least three times not knowing this, but as soon as I found out, the guy went down so very easily.
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The final boss thing is SO TRUE. It was incredibly easy and the only problem I had with the game.
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Beautiful game, just unfortunate the story feels too much like System Shock 2 
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Really gotta agree on the last panel. Two minutes should not be the of time it takes to kill the final boss.
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first time i played bioshock i jumped through my bedroom roof
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"would you kindly fix the toilet? i just dropped a mad deuce..." -HAWP
im not a gamer but i watch my boyfriend play all the time so i get all the jokes and such, heh heh.
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you should try condemd 1 and 2 thats some violent shit there. But watch out for the bear in the 2 game I nearly jumped outta my fucking skin when I saw that shit
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Bioshock was an amazing game. Beautiful and scary all at once.
Calvin.
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omg ty - I love this game to bits, favorite game on the 360 (I has pretty golden case for itz *evilz smile*)
so yup good comic, I tottaly got all of the little things you put in there, and of course the AWESOME plot twist, *goes off to play it again* *waits for Bioshock 2* (which note- will probably not be as good as the first one)
Anyways thx again for all the great how to play comics I love them
-Have a Fantastic Day
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Funny as hell, makes me wana play bioshock even more
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lol, I loved Bioshock.
Would you kindly...?
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I agree to how easy the final boss is at the last level all I did to kill him was hose him down with electrical gel. Heck all he did was stand there and fry. You should have added the pickyness of the endings only three forms of endings with only two ending cinimatics.
I have to say one thing though is that this has got to be my favorite game of all time. And that there is going to be a Bioshock 2 (specifacly a remake).
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God the first time you see Rapture.............................................. My jaw didnt go back to its orignal position for about 10 mins.
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Having just finished the game, I can happily say that everything you say here is gospel truth. Top shelf!
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The Gospel According to Atlas that is.
Now, would you kindly go get stepped on by a Big Daddy? :-D
SPOILER ALERT!!!
By the way, did you notice that the achievement for beating the game is "Defeated Atlas", not Fontaine
Perfect setup for the imminent sequel!
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XBOX 360 ain't that bad now, but i will go with you on the initial bugginess of the system and it's continuing problems *cough* Red Ring of Death *cough cough*.
I plan on trying it on PC, when i can get a PC that can handle the graphics burden of such a beautiful game.
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ur right hacking things u get ripped off. Whats with that????
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God, I LOVE this game! But I do have to say something: It was only genuinely scary and unnerving during the first two hours. After that not much in terms of sh*tting pants...Just excellent gameplay and storytelling.
By the way, about the "would you kindly" part...Freaky.
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So very accurate and hillarious xD
I can't wait for it to come out on ps3 so i can own my own copy!
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lol, when i got that game i spent untold hours straight hours playing it till i beat it XD bathroom, food breaks and sleeping were minimal.....
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WOULD YOU KINDLYYYYY
God I loved that game. c:
Dude, the first Big Daddy I saw, I freaked out. XD
I heard the low moaning noise they made and was like, "Oh shit thats not good..." Then in front of me BOOM THERES THE BIG DADDY. I took one shot at it and the second it came barreling towards me I almost pissed myself...I somehow didn't expect it XD
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Oh god panel 7 slayed me.
WOULD YOU KINDLY.
it was a great plot twist, but i hated it. ;o; cause who he was pretending to be >>>>> who he actually is.
lol vauge to avoid spoilers
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I hate it when the splicers lay on the ground with the other dead bodies and jump up right in front of you... I almost pissed myself.
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The bad part about this is that step five is actually true.
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well if u listened to one of the tapes by the cop dude he says tht the hackers are annoying him so he decided to make some of the machines in rapture "un-hackable"......still dosetnt change the point tht it sucks. thts why u save ur atomatic hack tools for BIG emergencies.
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I read this before I played Bioshock and laughed.
I read this after I beat Bioshock, and laughed ten times harder.
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I must agree with this fine fellow here.
Now, would you kindly go get stepped on by a Big Daddy?
:-D
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